Venomous lizards are clamping & thrashing again.
Posted: June 11, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Bob Cesca, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, fuckface, illustration, interview, LGF, Little Green Footballs, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, Twitter / X 189 Comments
The Diary of Daedalus 
His projection of his personal mental illness (“writhing venomous snakes…lashing out and spitting hate in all directions”) onto so-called “wingnuts,” is basically his whole message these days. It is instructive to recall he once obsessed about all Muslims in a similar way, and then about Christians, and basically anyone who dared to disagree with his current extremist mania.
I enjoyed this one. The best and the brightest young minds, who control the public discussion on social media, tend strongly toward wacky-nunu. 😂
Messin’t wit da box. Walt Kelly sometimes did that, so does Steven Pastis’ characters. Then there was Ernie Bushmiller, Master of PsyOps.
I like messin’ wit da box.
Last I looked, there were zero comments on the Fatso/Cesca ‘show’ episode. Made me wonder how many people actually gave a crap to listen.
That’s really sad! 😂
I remember the first time I heard Fatass bloviating on a radio show, back when his blog was still popular (before his total mental breakdown), I was slightly taken aback by how tedious, mumbly, and humorless he turned out to be. I’m sure he’s even worse now.
Meanwhile…
https://twitter.com/AnonNews14/status/1535730466547982336
Classy!
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1535868949782441984
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1535137321133166592
Sick fucks are pederasting in public, and nobody does a damn thing. Incredible.
What scares me even more are the parents who see nothing wrong with taking the little ones to see it.
A local young-ish Mom caused a mild stir at a lake near here, when she brought her 10 and 11-yr-old daughters to the beach wearing thong bikinis just like hers. Other people around her made comments, suggesting it was a bad choice. She told them to eff off, basically. I think it’s trashy, myself, and I’ve never thought of myself as judge-y or prudish. What do y’all think?
Sexualizing children is sick.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1535797459955351555
Nobody cares, though. You watched a James Bond movie on TV. You’re morbidly-obese, contribute nothing to society or anyone, and you beg for money constantly. Delete your account! 😆
Exactly! He’s such a loser.
Whom nobody trusts.
Nobody trusts, cares, retweets, or donates to his begging bowls. Despite all the pump-priming he does, when we point out it’s been weeks or even months since a donation. 😢😂
No change since the last time we posted his disastrous begging bowl info. Am shocked! 😯
$13,599 raised of $20,000 goal
Last donations:
Anonymous
$25
2 mos
Sherry Proctor
$100
2 mos
Anonymous
$100
3 mos
Hasn’t been any significant bump since the March 2020 summation to warrant an update, and that’s fine with me.
No time to die is fucking crap
Worst Bond film ever.
Q is gay. Who cares? Q designs and builds the cool Bond gadgets and splody stuff. Where Q inserts his penis or what penetrates his anus is irrelevant.
I think the next Bond is going to be transgender. And African-British. And Muslim. And was bullied as a child!
How I feel this morning. 😦
That claw thing happens a lot here…
Finally the morning crew shows up. Now I can get some sleep.
FJB!
The entrance music should have been Meatball Parade. Or maybe the Hamster Song.
I can only hear this circus classic:
Get a good shrink, toots.
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1534518264046313472
Fatso’s so brave!! 😆
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1536021288250068993
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1536029396682690560
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1536049252291555328
This is an incredibly stupid new tangent he’s on. 😂😂😂😂
Kid: *points finger at Charles* “Pewpewpew.”
FFace: “OMIGODITSADEATHTHREAT!!!!!1111”
Exactly. It’s not exactly a quantum leap to figure out which actor in that little tableau was the mental one. 🤔 😆
Only those with mental illness need Mr. Mossberg.
Speaking of actors, I’m a big fan of the work of Dennis Hopper. Somebody I know just posted a link to a New Yorker piece raving on endlessly about how great a photographer he was, in addition to his acting. They used this photo as their evidence of his greatness:
According to the writer, this Sixties photo captures everything about Los Angeles at the time it was taken, as well as being a microcosm of America and a bunch of other glurge. I think it’s a decent pic, but is it so great it deserves to hang in art museums and sell for millions? What am I missing? 🧐
What I remember the most about my days in LA was the smog and horrific traffic. I developed severe muscle problems from my smog allergies and had to take steroid injections into my upper back just to make it through important meetings. Once I left, my muscle pain went away.
Traffic is still the same, but the smog is better quality smog.
How I feel this morning.
Now I’m all fired up. 😆
UGH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😯 🙄
Mental illness on display.
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1536190031395799040
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1536361924090273793
What going on in the pic on the right? Raccoon roadkill?
Woman holding a baby 👶.
Baby NEEDS to see naked pervs twerking in public. Because apparently this is the future, nay, the present. I don’t want to think about the future.
The preschool teacher thinks she’s cute, with all her posing, cliche-colors, and gay agenda. She’s a bad babysitter, I wouldn’t trust with anyone’s 4-yr-old, much less my own. There’s no curriculum, no teaching going on, aside from promoting deviant behavior. She’ll convince a few kids they’re misgendered, I’m pretty sure.
Yep.
Really? What are you going to do? Pout? Cry? Stomp your fat feet?
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1536400534231465986
When will StampyFeets be indicted for kiddie pron? Doesn’t matter if there’s no proof. He’s guilty.
What indictment does he think is coming? Sedition? Conspiracy to foment revolt? Treason? These are all insane terms the Idiot Left throws around, with absolutely no basis in reality. But Chonky believes the bullshit, being completely immersed in Idiot Left Twitter 24/7/365, for a decade or so.
Hubby and I were just talking about this. If they dare to indict Trump, watch out.
And perhaps that’s really what they want. Not Trump, but the violent response…
I don’t do passive/aggressive.
😀
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1536482565149827072
😆 😆
😂😂😂😂😂
The
What?
I don’t know how that got there. 😆
Me neither…
You know. The thing.
Uncle Joe did it!
It’s not a joke.
You have to salute the Baghdad Bob-level chutzpah of this junta, though. 😂😱😢
FBI at it again. Ugh.
https://twitter.com/SomeoneJusta/status/1536379761425264641
I looked at some of the “arrest” field photos last night. All the boots are the same, and none of the rubber soles show any wear. The khaki pants back pockets all have something L-shaped in them. No front face pics, even with the identical masks and shades.
FBI/Lincoln Project type ass-holes.
I don’t like the over-usage of the word these days, but this badly-done Kabuki theater nonsense is incredibly surreal. 🤔
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1536463206125821952
OMG.
Hey! Kamala! I dare you to condemn the assholes who trashed this pro-life center as domestic terrorists. Waiting.
https://summit.news/2022/06/13/queer-ethics-professor-calls-for-pedophilia-to-be-destigmatised-and-taught-in-schools/
Pedophilia is a-okay, says Norway professor. Finally, they’re saying the quiet part out loud.
NAMBLA must be so proud.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association
Excuse me while I go throw up.
Those old kiddy-diddlers must be covered with glaze like Cinnabon, at the promise of all this free-range chicken coming on the market.
My day so far. Am dealing with my deceased bossman’s executor and his financial advisors/bank.
😱😢🍺🍺🍺
They all know each other but seem clueless on the status of important issues. Drives me nuts. 😦
“Follow the money,” seems like an apt direction to take. As always.
LMAO!!!!!!! 😆 😆
😀 😀 😀
Looks like the spaminator was busy a week or so ago, but the entrapped are now freed – except for a three page tweet of Java script that ISTE posted to Poteen.
Now I’m curious.
I unleashed the kraaken. Start here:
https://diaryofdaedalus.wordpress.com/2022/06/02/you-put-your-left-foot-in/#comment-412122
It did work. Now I remember why I took differential equations in college. It was easier than that stuff.
They got a real T-Rex to walk the red carpet at the premiere of his new movie. Great idea. What could go wrong?
Not sure all of those are real, though. The colors seem a little off.
Hunter Biden is one effed up jerk.
https://victorygirlsblog.com/hunter-claims-on-audio-that-he-pulls-joes-strings/
How to make good crack.
😂
Good.
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1536904822284337154
Excellent!
Kamala repeated herself over and over.. 😆
Ewwwwwwwwwww….
Damn it all. It got really dusty in here. 😦
What a good man! 👍🏻
Reminds me of how they did it in Greece, where lots of restaurant and store owners would put out food scraps and water for the stray dogs and cats, of which they have many. I asked our guide, why they didn’t worry about attracting rats. He said, the cats and dogs take care of the rats – there is no problem. Okay!
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1537130309799526401
Chuck wants to date Elon Musk
Once again, he focuses on penis. He really, really loves to think about penis. In fact, I bet he has a notebook filled with drawings of dicks, like the Jonah Hill character had in “Superbad.” Only it wasn’t an adolescent fixation, that went away…he still draws them and obsesses over them, constantly. It’s just Twitter and dicks, all day long.
Never saw the movie. Don’t think I will. 😯
Not aimed at your demo, ‘Mouse. It’s frat-boy humor, with a high gross-out factor.
Centrists bite dicks says The Biggest Johnson on Twitter.
Today I had a little dental appointment made, to re-attach a crown that had popped off from too-aggressive flossing. Or so I thought. Turned out, the tooth underneath had cracked, and most of it came out with the crown, requiring MAJOR SURGERY!! I mean, he had to remove the rest of the tooth, roots and all, as there wasn’t enough left to attach the crown. It took quite awhile. Now I have a big bloody hole where my molar used to be, which has to heal before I can get a titanium post drilled into my jawbone, to which he will attach an indestructible artificial tooth. In three months or so.
You just never know what a day will bring.
Sorry you had to go through this 😔! Ouch!
Now that I’ve had some rum, I’m fine. No carbonated drinks, for several days. No straws. No crunchy foods. Oh, how will I survive?!
Since other people in this forum have suffered much worse crapola, I feel like a puss whining about a simple root extraction, with lots of novocaine. It was just unexpected. Turns out, the crown lasted ten years, on a very sketchy underlying tooth-segment. That’s pretty good. Bring on the tungsten and indomitable fake tooth! That will outlive me! 😆
I’m watching “Downfall,” again. So good. Not just the Hitler character, but all the great Nazi schweinhundts, down in the bunker as the Russkies close in. Great drama.
Egg drop soup! 🙂
Great idea! Last time I made that, it turned out so awesome I pledged to make it a regular in the rotation. A pledge I promptly forgot. But I’m doing it today.
Fauxi has tested positive for Covid. 😆
I just want to say, “Bwa. Bwahah. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!”
I had Covid twice, including the Original Gangsta Bat-Virus. I had all my shots, including a booster that did JACK-SQUAT to keep me from catching this year’s Omicron Weak-Ass Covid. Fauci helped destroy this country’s economy, and deserves to choke on his own sputum. He’s a piece of political shit, who should have been shit-canned decades ago.
Vaccines, boosters and immunities are useless, except they may lessen the worst of Covid. That said, I hope Covid kicks his ass.
Please die, traitorous scumbag.
Fauchi, Jagger, and I all have cOvId.
Coinquidink?
Get well soon, Abu. Chances are very good this variant will be like a moderate cold, over in a week or less.
Thanks. Feeling stronger and the body aches have subsided. Got lots of sleep.
Taking any meds?
Why do we have such stupid tyrants in positions of authority?
The FBI was involved in January 6.
Yesterday’s hearing was postponed.
The missus said that fans of The View are complaining about it being preempted by the Donkey Show.
https://www.judicialwatch.org/doj-memo-declining-criminal-prosecution-for-ashli-babbitts-shooter/
Cold-blooded murder of an unarmed veteran.
How I feel today.
I think if I could have a cat, which I can’t due to severe allergies, I’d want a black one. There’s something mysterious and cool about them. Besides their evilness, I mean.
We had a black male cat moons ago. He was actually not so bad. He was neutered and declawed which may have something to do with his behaviors.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1537573901202558976
Desperate and stupid, situation normal.
There goes Anonymous’ generous donation to his GoFkMe Fund.
*mental
One reply was “f**ked around and found out”
Bwahhhhaaaahaaa
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1537587068943355904
The notion that any discussion of the rigged-election is “misinformation,” is truly laughable post-“2000 Mules.” Give it up, Idiot Left. Most of America knows the election was stolen. 😂😢
Oh, yeah…look at Fatass sucking up to Cesca again, begging for another shot at “the big time.” 😂😂😂😂
Wouldn’t be surprised if Cesca drops him like a smelly turd. 😆
Someone may need to throw some archived truthfish into Cesca’s twitfeed.
https://thefederalist.com/2022/06/16/the-corporate-media-aristocracy-is-completely-out-of-touch-on-whats-important-and-urgent/
America is not buying any of the Kabuki Theatre shitshow. Chonky is still looking for that Trump indictment! 😂
I hope this is true! Awesome!! 🙂
https://twitter.com/legallymom2/status/1536339892959346688
https://twitter.com/PatrickDeneen/status/1535509817489498120
This is gob-smacking insanity. 😯
https://twitter.com/dpovey1/status/1535535158513655808
😆 😆
Fukn prettyboy elitist liar.
I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It’s cloud illusions I recall
I really don’t know clouds at all
Trans cloud. 😆
Awesome!
😀
Ugh. 😦
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1537933387603668992
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1537888101707616256
Alden Bunag.
That may NOT be his pic. Need to confirm.
That pic is actually this guy. Sorry about that!
https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/san-diego-news/fbi-seeks-to-bring-man-in-for-questioning-after-sd-woman-found-dead-in-tijuana
Fake news!! 😂
The teacher needs to be strung up by his balls, in the public square. I can’t deal with this constant parade of pedos/groomers anymore.
We are accused of being haters & bigots etc. when we call out their appalling behavior. Eff them!
With a sideways 2×4!
Apparently, this is the guy.
This is amazing!!!
https://twitter.com/AmazingPosts_/status/1538043030002974720
That’s so awesome. 👏
Made me all teary-eyed. 😦
So true! Most of them are filled with Idiot Left glurge, which is to say, HATE for anyone who dares to disagree with any single point of their agenda.
Perfection. 👍🏻😂
Repeat from above. ^^^^
😆
Take it from one who knows. Taking kids to a drag show to “educate” them and “broaden their horizons,” is the same as taking them to a strip club. Why are there no “Strippers Library Kids Hours? 🤔
I agree totally!!!
http://twitter.com/KevinForBOS/status/1538162998363074560?s=20&t=mIkzMcUZzOxtryadx-iTeA
😂
Couldn’t happen to a bigger a-hole. 😆
Another angle – he wasn’t even riding, he was stopped, and just toppled over!
Yikes!!!!!!! 😯
The Big Creep used to shower with his daughter. 😱
http://radaronline.com/p/florida-woman-fbi-investigation-selling-ashley-biden-diary/
I’ve read a lot of her diary (it’s online) and she’s one effed up broad. 😯
Here are some pages from her diary:
https://nationalfile.com/exclusive-source-biden-daughters-diary-details-not-appropriate-showers-with-joe-as-child/
I heard that Schiff let them inside… 😯
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/89/09/865E93BF-AD43-426D-B9FB-840983564403/4821580469106309136.jpg
LOLSCHIFF
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/89/09/865E93BF-AD43-426D-B9FB-840983564403/4821580469106309136.jpg
Sorry about that!
SuddenLink has had outages in our area for 2 days now. The really piss me off. 😦
**they**
Please! DO IT!! 😆
Where’s GovGav in the mix?