Charles Johnson, a lighter shade of whey, speaks talc to powder.

Speaking of Talcum X:



Someone in that crowd planted that noose (says Charles Johnson)

Funeral for a rope? No FOXSports reporter, no employee of the racetrack, and not a single person in that picture knows the difference between a garage door pull and a noose. It took 15 FBI agents flown in from DC to check to make sure.

Click on the image above for Terence K. William’s take. The somber @FOXSports funeral video feed is here.


Charles Johnson on Protesters





Yep. Them be Charles Johnson’s actual words.

 


“Alexa, what’s up with Little Green Footballs?


Something unusual happened in the month of April that garnered Charles an odd boost in traffic. Instead of the regular moguls followed by a downhill cannonball, the increase was relatively even and noticeably steady, suggesting that Charles is messing with his view stats again.


April was the month that the Chinese Lung AIDS pandemic peaked, but that wouldn’t explain the steady increase, and neither would all the inane Seth Meyers videos he co-opts.

Maybe we should have put a tracker on it, but it’s moot at this point.

He plateaued for a balmy 18 days before Alexa woke up and said, “WTF? You tryin’ to be a ‘splody food pimple* or what?” and knocked him off the statistical futon. Again.

[Source: https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/littlegreenfootballs.com. Previous 90 day Alexa rankage here.]

* Credit goes to dezzeez.


Woman says she’s 32. Charles Johnson says he’s 12.

We just had to zoom in on Sandwich Number 12:

And while we’re at it:


Blue-Checked POTUS retweets Blue-Checked Malik Obama account that features a parody video and Charles Johnson sees sockpuppets.

Here’s the offending tweet:

(Any bets on when the Magical Jazzy Ponytail deletes his IgnoTweet?)


First the Chinese Virus, then the Peaceful Riots & Now Charles Johnson is a Victim.

It was just a matter of time before the big goy stepped into piddimmi mode. (Looks like he’s still playing footsie with Karoli Kuns, too.) Meanwhile, something unusual happened to his Alexa traffic rank that smells of view manipulation, and perhaps the Adsense complaints are related. We’ll monitor the situation…


Charles Johnson der Twitterkrieger

Yeah, sure he didn’t. Interesting that the @lizardoid account is still live, yet scraped clean of all tweets. Also interesting is the account has a girthdate of September 2012. (not February 2009) and Twitter supposedly deleted inactive and duplicate accounts years ago. Yeah, sure they did.

So why did Charles want it? So he could taunt, scold, pester and harangue people who never heard of Charles or LGF and don’t give a Johnson what he thinks, all in hopes of being recognized as a heavy hitter in his own dark closet of fetid fury. Spew, spew, spew.

When he’s not spitting lame insults willynilly he’s displaying his pithy wit for all to scroll past, like this:

  


Huffpo files request to dismiss defamation suit by Charles Johnson (who is not Charles Johnson) and Charles Johnson gets recognition.

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A Little Green Footballs Sampler