The Wit & Whiz of Magical Jazzy

Coming up with such brilliance to share with the world makes a ponytail mighty hongry. Now off to Trader Joe’s.

184 Comments on “The Wit & Whiz of Magical Jazzy”

  1. Octopus says:

    Fatass is feeling his Fritos, tonight. Stand clear!

    Avs ready to put the camel-clutch on the Lightning, who always come up big in big games. I’ve gotten hooked into this playoff-final, after watching a few games from both teams in preliminary rounds. They’re both incredibly talented, and playing some of the best hockey I’ve seen in years. I have grudges against both, but I think my angst with the Analmunch has mostly subsided, all these years later. There’s an “E:60” special coming up soon on ESPN, about the Wings-Avs bloody rivalry, but now it’s just nostalgia for me. I WISH there was a reason to be worked-up about my team, but that’s still a foggy notion down the road. The Avs are back in contention way before we are, and that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

    Teh TB Lightning, on the other side, are going for their third-straight championship. They’re a very good team, too. I know that Yzerman helped build them, which makes me like that they’re so good, but I don’t like them getting their third-straight Cup. If they pull it off, I will toss my Back-To-Back Wings cap on the proverbial ice, but I can’t really root for them. Not tonight, anyway.

    • Octopus says:

      I don’t think I’ve ever seen a team play this fast or as well, for a whole period. They will have to slow down, and then we’ll see if TB has a counter in them. Avs up 3-0, looking invincible.

    • Bunk X says:

      I have no idea what you’re talking about, and I agree 100%.

    • windbag says:

      I thought TB would roll over Colorado. I boldly stated that whoever won the East would win because of the superior goal tending. Oops…my bad. Colorado is fast. We’ll see what happens when they’re playing in the sunny South.

      • Octopus says:

        The bad ice could slow them a little, but they’re firing on all cylinders now. Their defense is strong. I can’t count TB out until they lose on home-ice, but they look over-matched as a team.

        • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

          The Bolts lost 2 on the road last round before bouncing NY in 4 straight. Of course the Avs ain’t the Rangers. Like you, I was impressed with CO. They were everywhere with speed.

          • windbag says:

            Yeah, that Ranger series showed that they can bounce back. MacKinnon and Makar are pure entertainment to watch.

          • Octopus says:

            This just in! The Bolts have scored a goal. 🥳

            Tied up 1-1, in the first. I would love a real game, that comes down to the final minutes. These teams play hockey.

          • Octopus says:

            2-1, TB UP! We have a game.

          • Octopus says:

            6-2, Lightning. We have a series.

  2. Octopus says:

    The fucking hell you did! 😂😂😂

    You and Biden had roughly the same biking skills. Don’t try to give your fat self a Purple Heart, Fatass! 😂😂

  3. rightymouse says:

    That pic up there reminds me of John Wayne Gacy! 😯

    • Abu says:

      If the address is 8213 W. Summerdale than it likely is Gacy. A guy I went to high school with a guy who lived a few.houses away.

      An aside, if you will, clowns are the same creepy weirdos as are drag queens. Don’t relent. Keep them away from children you love.

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  5. rightymouse says:

    Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads!

    We’re heading out at 10:00 to hook up with family for a lovely brunch. 🙂

  6. rightymouse says:

    Am at a private club that sits on Lake Erie. My grandkids are in the swimming pool. Beautiful day!

    • Octopus says:

      Headed out soon to a Father’s Day bbq at my daughter’s house. I saw ribs and steaks marinating, and a big-ass cake on the counter. So glad we bothered to have these kids! 😃

      • rightymouse says:

        Hope you had a great day!!! 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          It was awesome! Finished up with a campfire in the backyard, with s’mores and a fun word game. They have deer trotting through their yard every evening – there was some excitement when their big German Shepherd, Alphonse, chased a young buck back into the woods. 😂

  7. Octopus says:

    Looking at all the Biden bike-memes today, reminds me of the thing I heard some months ago about this appointed vegetable:
    “Watching this “President” try to run the country is like being tied to a chair, watching a toddler playing with a loaded pistol.” It’s very much like that. 😱😢

  8. rightymouse says:

    How I feel this morning…

    • Octopus says:

      Got an eye-doctor appointment this morning. I have a Dad-joke ready for her: “I quit wearing my glasses. I’ve seen enough.”
      No? No lols? They can’t all be gems, dammit! 🤓

      • rightymouse says:

        Do they make you wear a mask? My eye-doctor did recently. Hated it!!! 😦

        • Octopus says:

          I’m in the waiting room now, wearing their stupid mask. Not covering my nose completely, though. A rebel to the end! 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            I won’t wear it over my nose. If anyone says anything about it I tell them I have breathing issues and could pass out.

          • Octopus says:

            It was actually fogging up the lenses of the eye-checkup machine, until I pulled it down completely off my nose. She didn’t say anything about it, at least. But she had her medical-grade mask firmly attached throughout.
            I ended up with slightly-stronger glasses, I will rarely wear, except for driving at night.

          • Bunk X says:

            I got good at letting it slip in the clinic, then I kinda forgot and just wore it on my wrist. Now I don’t even do that, and nobody says a word. About a third of the patients don’t wear them.

          • rightymouse says:

            One time some older guy told me to put my mask over my nose was when I was walking into a restaurant & he & his wife were walking out. I replied “NO” & kept walking into the restaurant. Then there was another time in a grocery store loading my groceries on the check-out counter belt & one of the employees told me to put my mask over my nose & I told him I had breathing issues & he went on about how the State of Ohio could shut them down & I replied “so this is about you and not me”? He walked away.

  9. Octopus says:

    Full media-blackout on the Ashley Biden “stolen diary” story. Even tighter enforcement than what was practiced on the Hunter Biden “stolen laptop” story. This is, by far, the creepiest “president” this country has ever been afflicted by, and that’s saying something.

    • rightymouse says:

      Biden’s kids are a mess. Ashley is as awful as her half-brother Hunter.

      • Octopus says:

        They’re more dysfunctional than the Manson family. 😱😂

      • poteen2 says:

        They get it from daddy. Joe doesn’t say or do anything dumber than he always has, he just says it slower. “Attacking Corporate Greed” is the forever Senator from the state where most of them are incorporated. Joe’s an idiot. Only slightly more lucid than Kamala.
        I truly wonder who McConnell will talk to in discussions with “The White House” if the democrats get stomped. Klain? Obama? Medusa Clinton?
        I say ‘if’ because they’ve already proven they can steal elections starting at least 144 years ago and they know they don’t have to hide it anymore. I’m pretty cynical.

  10. Octopus says:

    Knew this backlash was coming…millions of years of evolution aren’t nullified by a ten-year internet fad.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Behold! Insanity!

  12. rightymouse says:

    How I feel this morning.

    • poteen2 says:

      Izzat the parallel bars in the Tacky Raccoon Olympics?

      • rightymouse says:

        I think it’s more like “what the hell do I do now?” olympics.

        • Octopus says:

          Trash Pandas are a national treasure, too. I knew a family growing up who built a huge cage in their backyard, in order to raise orphaned raccoons whose parents insisted on getting run over in the parkway. The kids in that family were very comfortable handling the little darlings, until they got big and feisty. Then they would take them way out in the forest Up North and release them. Probably to get run over themselves, in due time.

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    Not very convincing even with supporters.
    GoFundMe amount since 2015:
    $13,599 raised of $20,000 goal
    Last 3 donations:
    3 mos
    Sherry Proctor
    3 mos
    4 mos


  16. rightymouse says:

    I love James Woods! 🙂

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  18. Octopus says:

    Hmmm…where have we heard this tone, before? Only in EVERY lecture by demented SJWS, seeking to enlighten the world with their dim-bulb, sanctimonious twaddle. This fat swog wants to make everyone who’s not a fat swog feel bad for having thin-privilege. Trigglypuff, this bitch is stealing your act! 😂

    As someone who works hard to stay in some semblance of physical health, in a world where fattening food and drink is only a three-step walk away at any moment, I want to hear more about this thin-privilege thing. Is it because I don’t have high blood-pressure and Type 2 diabetes? Because I can sit on wicker furniture?

  19. rightymouse says:

    My mood this morning…

  20. rightymouse says:

    Charles Johnson is a racist. Blech.

    • Octopus says:

      He’s been calling every conservative black person a porch-n**** for years. It’s beyond offensive.

    • Octopus says:

      The only downside is that he’s quite lazy, and refuses to work. He’s Chonky, in other words. 😂

  21. rightymouse says:

    We’re heading out to dinner. Am so pissed about my IRA I feel like puking.

  22. Bunk X says:

    From Ma Sands on FBook:

    In case it is not known yet, it seems, from his daughter’s posting, that Bob Schoenbaum (lgf nickname revobob) died this morning.

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  24. rightymouse says:

    OMG. Is Biden really this stupid??? 😯

  25. rightymouse says:

    Same usual RINO a-holes.

    • rightymouse says:

      LOVE this song too!!! 🙂
      Never heard the story before either!

      • Octopus says:

        Kinda sucks that he wrote his best song at 19, but if you’re going to nail one monster, timeless hit in your life, you could do a whole lot worse. He actually wrote the song for his first band, The Nazz. That version is kinda dirge-y, but you can hear the potential for his re-make.

      • Bunk X says:

        Saw him in the late 70s – one of the best concerts in memory. There was a giant fluorescent pyramid over the audience, and Rundgren climbed it while still playing. Once at the top, he keeled over and fell, and everyone gasped. But he had a harness on, and floated back to the stage.

        His behind the scenes production work resurrected a lot of careers, James “Mr. Superharp” Cotton being one of them. If you’re not familiar with Cotton, his song The Creeper was coopted riff-for-riff by Magic Dick of the J. Geils Band; they released it as Whammerjammer.

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  28. rightymouse says:

    Biden’s latest cheat sheet. Scary!! They are aiding and abetting a man with dementia.

  29. rightymouse says:

    My day so far…

  30. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s annoyed.

  31. Octopus says:

    He’s more hysterical than Rosie O’Donnell. 😆

  32. Octopus says:

    Chonky is having a real heart-to-fat-clogged-heart with Commiegirl1 on the Twitter. 😂😂😂😂

  33. Octopus says:

    Congrats to the Bolts for staving off elimination last night, with a hard-fought 3-2 win on enemy ice. Still up against it, with Colorado having two chances to clinch, but winning the next one at home on Sunday would really put the pressure on. Good series!

  34. Octopus says:

    The much-ballyhooed “Night Of Rage” turned into weak sauce. Maybe they’ll rally tonight, and bring some bricks. 😱😂

  35. Octopus says:

    Look at these cowardly losers, hiding behind umbrellas. So tough and scary, in their “Black Bloc”-finery. 😱😂

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    • poteen2 says:

      The thing I just don’t understand is why these skanks, who embrace every fad or style that makes an already undesirable woman into a truly ugly creature whose personality is just as crude would ever need an abortion.
      No man I’ve ever run across would do them. If they got drunk enough maybe they’d try but whiskeydick ends that.
      There must be one pajama boy out there with the stamina and fertility of a breed bull that is knocking them all up.

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  41. rightymouse says:

    Me earlier this morning….

    • rightymouse says:

      How it’s going….

      • rightymouse says:

        Actually, I’ll be leaving soon to attend bossman’s Life Celebration with his family & friends.

        • rightymouse says:

          Am back. Was excellent seeing so many people i have known going on 30 years.

          • Octopus says:

            Glad you had a good day, ‘Mouse!

            We did, too. Beautiful warm day in Michigan today. Got some sun and relaxed. 🌞 😎

            My younger girl came over tonight with decorations for George’s 9th-birthday, tomorrow. We’re going to be the same age, 63. Holy crap! It’s a jungle theme, for the party. I’m going to be an elephant. I know, we’re a weird family. 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            Excellent! It’s always special to spend time with people you care about. In many ways this was closure for my angst over bossman’s passing 😔. Now I can move on emotionally.

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    • Octopus says:

      Good! That’s what they voted for, that’s what they want. Wallow in it. Snort up the tear-gas fumes, and street-shitters miasma. Party hearty!

      • rightymouse says:

        Have no idea what liberal Californians are protesting. After all, Newsom has their backs & uteruses.

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  45. rightymouse says:

    It got dusty in here….

    • Octopus says:

      Pro-Abortion response: “Yeah, those are WHITE PEOPLE, of course they get new glasses and the best of everything. What about poor black kids who can’t afford glasses?! WHAT ABOUT THEMMM?!!!”

      Well…killing them solves their vision problems. So there’s that.

      • rightymouse says:

        “We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population, and the minister is the man who can straighten out that idea if it ever occurs to any of their more rebellious members. [Explaining rationale for using prominent black leaders to advocate birth control and abortion]”
        ― Margaret Sanger

  46. Octopus says:

    I heard arguments from two different people yesterday defending the notion that black people “need free abortion,” due to their inability to care for the children they begettin’. Ahem. Anyway, both of these people would be HORRIFIED to hear that this is a racist, patronizing concept, even though that’s what pro-life black leaders insist it is. These white liberals know what’s best for the darkies, and if another 20 million black children need to get scraped out in the NEXT 50 years, as a conservative estimate says died in the last 50, so be it.

    I also discovered again yesterday, that it is impossible to have an opinion about abortion, without deeply offending a lot of people. I even offended myself, a couple of times. There’s a reason it’s the third-rail of American politics. A lot of reasons, really.

    • rightymouse says:

      I find it incomprehensible that anyone believes POC need free abortion because they are too stupid to manage/control their bodies. My brain also goes into spasms when I hear that POC are too stupid/ignorant to get IDs to vote.

  47. Octopus says:

    On another tack, I’m now reading Rovelli’s, “7 Brief Lessons On Physics.” Talk about mind-bending! The Universe is far larger and stranger than the human mind can grasp, and we are still far from understanding what’s really going on here. There are massive contradictions in the “accepted body of knowledge,” which any real scientist would understand to be a misnomer. There is no such thing as “settled science,” despite what you hear from the political shills of today.

  48. Octopus says:

    This is a more mundane reality, I’ve observed in my lifetime and in the business world. I’ve known and observed a bunch of people coming from near-poverty and building very successful lives, by dint of hard work and solid character. I’ve seen them struggle to pass on their values to their offspring, who benefited from their hard-earned success. Some kids and grandkids of the originals get it, but many, if not most, do not. And the family works pretty well as a microcosm of society in general.

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