Charles Enters The Mastodon

A quick perusal of Chuck’s Mastodork feed reveals that he still thinks the platform is the equivalent of Twitter, and he’s going to fix it by whining. His content is typical Johnson – sporadic inane gripes and a lot of spamming links to LGF Amazon account, with a lot of “boosts” begging for attention. Only a matter of time before @Shoq blocks him.


The Chuck of the Eye Rash

Erin Go Bleaugh.


His neighbors complained.

No other explanation, unless he has a talking cat.
Perhaps this is related:

2am Pay to Play? Um… nah. Not going there, brah…


Charles Johnson’s Tweet Editing Prowess

Charles the turd-shiner.

Kill a Haole Day 1968


Charles’ FA&FO Moment – Extended Version

and so it begins…


Happy New Year to our favorite Zero…

… and the skidmark on the pants of the Internet.


Merry Christmas To Blogmockers Everywhere (and to you too, Charles)



“One of my best jokes ever.”


Charles Johnson On Feces: “The shit is crazy.”


Charles Johnson doesn’t value his Twitter Verification Badge (but please “Support our work”)

Thank God Charles the Wide can afford $8 a month.

Started in June of 2015, 7 years and 5 months ago, Charles’ GFM has amassed 68% of his $20k goal.

In the past 12 months, his little green bum bucket garnered a whopping $1,043. That translates to $86.92 per month, well above the price of a Little Blue Chuckmark. Unfortunately, that $8 amount would eat into his circus ravioli and cheapo digger wine budget. (Sorry Elon.)