The New LGF Look is a Clusterchuck.
Posted: May 15, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City 194 Comments
That screenshot kinda speaks for itself.
Charles Johnson, Missile Commander
Posted: April 25, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Atari, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 213 Comments
Atari’s Missile Command and Space Invaders were released in 1980. The Atari 400 sold for $500 in 1980. The Atari 800 sold for twice as much. The only significant difference was the keyboard.
Charles was 27 years old when he blew the equivalent of $1,800 just so he could do this:
Something just ain’t right about an adult playing PewPewPew… and then bragging about it four decades later.
$3.99 Clown Food from Trader Joe’s Culver City
Posted: April 18, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, lobster ravioli, penis penis penis lol, puke, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, Trader Joe's, twitter 215 Comments
Helps if you follow the prep instructions instead of letting them thaw for a couple hours and nuking them.
Yep. That’s clown food.
Donald Chuck
Posted: April 12, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, duck, goose, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 119 Comments
Duck off, Peckerhead.
Charles broke his little dinger.
Posted: April 3, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: begging bowl, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, dinger, LGF, Little Green Footballs, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 231 Comments
Charles fux up stuff so he can brag about fixing it, John.
Possibly the coolest thing Charles Johnson saw today.
Posted: March 27, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, twitter 132 Comments
He seems kind of obsessed…
Charles on Stuff
Posted: February 12, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 249 CommentsCharles on War
Putin has Charles blocked.
Charles on Drugs
Can’t stop addicts from doing lethal drugs so give them clean paraphernalia to do lethal drugs so they don’t fucking die.
Charles on Email
Charles’ spam filter leaks.
Charles on Shit
Charles never goes out.
“u mad bro?” – The Ass in Harass, aka Charles Johnson
Posted: February 7, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, Nick Searcy, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter, u mad bro 231 CommentsJust one little tweet brought out Charles’ fan base.
The Culver City Blobber was on a roll.
Wit is not Charles’ strong suit.
The Drive-By Wit of Charles Johnson
Posted: December 19, 2021 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: .gif animation, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, inanity, LGF, Little Green Footballs, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 157 Comments
“I Had A Dream.”
Posted: December 14, 2021 Filed under: Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: blocking, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, dream, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, pissing, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 144 Comments
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