Dark Falcon Drops One

And a new entry on Chuck’s LALALA ICANTHEARYOU list:


The 13th Anniversary of Killgore’s Midnight Run & Charles Johnson’s Foray Into Astroturfing

The following is a repost from 18 September 2016.


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There he goes again, fighting a dead man.

Andrew Breitbart enhanced Charles Johnson’s blogging career by introducing him to the players who in turn promoted Little Green Footballs and escorted Johnson into the Big Tent with fanfare. Instead of walking away with dignity, Charles chose the path of the pissant. Not only did he shun his former mentors, he turned on them, created and promoted lies, reposted invented unsubstantiated claims, and astroturfed his benefactors. Then, like a true coward, he still plays the victim when others call him on his own hypocrisy.

On 13 September 2016, Charles tried once again to erase his own history of astroturfing, but let’s roll back the clock to 18 September 2009.

Seven years ago today The Flying Monkeys of Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs began an astroturf campaign against HotAir. With no evidence to back up Johnson’s accusation that HotAir was a racist website, LGF operative Killgore Trout paid them a visit while the moderators were asleep and provided the “evidence” himself by posting offensive racial comments and daring the moderators to delete them… beginning at 12:34AM and running to 2:01AM. You can read the full diatribe here, but here’s a snippet:

Killgore Rant Condensed

Killgore’s Midnight Run set a precedent for Little Green Footballs that was recognized throughout the political blogosphere, and the running joke was that if racist comments showed up on someone’s website it was due to Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs.

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Charles Johnson continuously accused Breitbart and others of not policing comments on their websites. Little Green Footballs typically garnered a couple of hundred comments, and Charles employed volunteer “Monitor Lizards” to do it for him. Breitbart’s “Big Journalism” had well over ten times the number of comments per post than Little Green Footballs, so it was impractical to expend the effort to review and/or edit all of them.

And Johnson’s astroturfing didn’t stop there.

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Johnson holds the 2 of Clubs and four Post-It Notes, then claims he has 5 of a kind. The first liar never has a chance, Charles.

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Truly awesome, Charles.


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Trader Joe’s Le Gruyere Cheese

Magical Jazzy’s Culinary Skillz


CRAVEN!

Who else was labeled with the dreaded CRAVEN? Too many to list, but here’s a sample:

The Islamic Conference
Effete, morally bankrupt, anti-Semitic Europeans.
United Arab Emirates
Mr. Aufrecht
The United Nations
The National Union of Journalists (NUJ)
The Wall Street Journal
The USDA
The Republican Party


Charles Johnson, Urban Warrior: “It’s time to take it to the streets.”

Oh noes! Not THE DARK AGES!


Effin’ Chuck.

And Charles doesn’t have a “fucking life” to battle for.


Venomous lizards are clamping & thrashing again.

Speaking of grifters, check out this lizard-lapping suckage. How long did FFace have to pester this Bobcie Twit to get the gig of a lifetime?


Click on the image only if you really really really want to hear Charles babble about things he doesn’t know anything about.


You Put Your Left Foot In

…your mouth again, Chuck.


The New LGF Look is a Clusterchuck.

That screenshot kinda speaks for itself.


Charles Johnson, Missile Commander

Atari’s Missile Command and Space Invaders were released in 1980. The Atari 400 sold for $500 in 1980. The Atari 800 sold for twice as much. The only significant difference was the keyboard.

Charles was 27 years old when he blew the equivalent of $1,800 just so he could do this:

Something just ain’t right about an adult playing PewPewPew… and then bragging about it four decades later.