A Big Fat Bunch

Charles Johnson throws another Pity Party

Ten days later…

Wild shit brah.

Closing Time at the Icarus Lounge

A quick dumpster dive in the Files of Steaming Piles turned up a lot of peevish skulldickery, including these historical wonders, recreated verbatim with Nil Stooge’s Tool of Resurrection™. Karma points are estimated.

Charles Enters The Mastodon

A quick perusal of Chuck’s Mastodork feed reveals that he still thinks the platform is the equivalent of Twitter, and he’s going to fix it by whining. His content is typical Johnson – sporadic inane gripes and a lot of spamming links to LGF Amazon account, with a lot of “boosts” begging for attention. Only a matter of time before @Shoq blocks him.

The Chuck of the Eye Rash

Erin Go Bleaugh.

His neighbors complained.

No other explanation, unless he has a talking cat.
Perhaps this is related:

2am Pay to Play? Um… nah. Not going there, brah…

Charles Johnson’s Tweet Editing Prowess

Charles the turd-shiner.

Kill a Haole Day 1968

Charles’ FA&FO Moment – Extended Version

and so it begins…

Charles the Drama Diva

Tough guy can’t handle FB or Twitter, so you’re gonna drop deuces all over the Mastadon threads now? They’re gonna love your drama diva act, phlegm brain.

So Charles, just get it over with and shut down your Twitter account. Are you going to whine about it forever?


Happy New Year to our favorite Zero…

… and the skidmark on the pants of the Internet.