Charles Johnson On Feces: “The shit is crazy.”


Art imitates reality, and sometimes art updates it.

[h/t to Jim W. for noticing the resemblance.]


Charles Johnson doesn’t value his Twitter Verification Badge (but please “Support our work”)

Thank God Charles the Wide can afford $8 a month.

Started in June of 2015, 7 years and 5 months ago, Charles’ GFM has amassed 68% of his $20k goal.

In the past 12 months, his little green bum bucket garnered a whopping $1,043. That translates to $86.92 per month, well above the price of a Little Blue Chuckmark. Unfortunately, that $8 amount would eat into his circus ravioli and cheapo digger wine budget. (Sorry Elon.)


Chard Münstersuck

Real cute, Chard, and the LGF Calendar photo is a nice touch. If you wanted to do something really scary you’d update that decades-old photo.

Oh wait. Fatso changed his Little Blue Chuckmark nic again, and now he’s bitching about the twitfee increase from $5 to $20 per month.

Well, trick or treat and bite my meat! What a brave Twitter warrior!

Chunkenstein’s Muensterfuck doesn’t really match your inner ‘ween as much as this does:

Ain’t nobody buying your Little Green Crap anymore, Nancy, but keep ringing those doorbells.


Charles Johnson’s obsession with bodily fluids continues.

The internest is forever, Chuck.

 

Charles Johnson Recycles.

[CLICK IMAGE FOR THE “DEW DOSSIER”]

 


One big fat one flew over.

…that was so buggy you couldn’t market it to anyone. Tell us more, Charles.

“I’m dyin’ ovah here! You’re killin’ me, babe!”


Dark Falcon Drops One

And a new entry on Chuck’s LALALA ICANTHEARYOU list:


AI CJ CGI


DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!!


“Unprecedented catastrophically high temperatures…”
Dude.

https://www.currentresults.com/Yearly-Weather/USA/CA/Los-Angeles/extreme-annual-los-angeles-high-temperature.php


Truly awesome, Charles.


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