Effin’ Chuck.

Posted: June 27, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: , , , , , , , , , | 86 Comments

And Charles doesn’t have a “fucking life” to battle for.

The Wit & Whiz of Magical Jazzy

Posted: June 18, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson | Tags: , , , , | 184 Comments

Coming up with such brilliance to share with the world makes a ponytail mighty hongry. Now off to Trader Joe’s.

Venomous lizards are clamping & thrashing again.

Posted: June 11, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | 189 Comments

Speaking of grifters, check out this lizard-lapping suckage. How long did FFace have to pester this Bobcie Twit to get the gig of a lifetime?


Click on the image only if you really really really want to hear Charles babble about things he doesn’t know anything about.

You Put Your Left Foot In

Posted: June 2, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: , , , , , , , , | 266 Comments

…your mouth again, Chuck.

Them be some fat stompy feets, Charles.

Posted: May 24, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , | 203 Comments

The New LGF Look is a Clusterchuck.

Posted: May 15, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , | 194 Comments

That screenshot kinda speaks for itself.

Wednesday Night Twig

Posted: May 5, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , | 223 Comments

16 hours later, Charles rolled off the futon to bask in his artistry.

So what did he spill that he had to hose off?

Charles Johnson, Missile Commander

Posted: April 25, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: , , , , , , , , | 213 Comments

Atari’s Missile Command and Space Invaders were released in 1980. The Atari 400 sold for $500 in 1980. The Atari 800 sold for twice as much. The only significant difference was the keyboard.

Charles was 27 years old when he blew the equivalent of $1,800 just so he could do this:

Something just ain’t right about an adult playing PewPewPew… and then bragging about it four decades later.

$3.99 Clown Food from Trader Joe’s Culver City

Posted: April 18, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | 215 Comments

Helps if you follow the prep instructions instead of letting them thaw for a couple hours and nuking them.

Yep. That’s clown food.

Donald Chuck

Posted: April 12, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , | 119 Comments

Duck off, Peckerhead.

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