Charles Johnson, a lighter shade of whey, speaks talc to powder.

Posted: June 28, 2020 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , , , | 144 Comments

Speaking of Talcum X:


Charles Johnson on Protesters

Posted: June 20, 2020 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , | 136 Comments





Yep. Them be Charles Johnson’s actual words.

 

Woman says she’s 32. Charles Johnson says he’s 12.

Posted: June 10, 2020 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Humor, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , | 191 Comments

We just had to zoom in on Sandwich Number 12:

And while we’re at it:

Blue-Checked POTUS retweets Blue-Checked Malik Obama account that features a parody video and Charles Johnson sees sockpuppets.

Posted: June 4, 2020 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles C Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 118 Comments

Here’s the offending tweet:

(Any bets on when the Magical Jazzy Ponytail deletes his IgnoTweet?)

First the Chinese Virus, then the Peaceful Riots & Now Charles Johnson is a Victim.

Posted: June 1, 2020 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL, Stalking | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , | 154 Comments

It was just a matter of time before the big goy stepped into piddimmi mode. (Looks like he’s still playing footsie with Karoli Kuns, too.) Meanwhile, something unusual happened to his Alexa traffic rank that smells of view manipulation, and perhaps the Adsense complaints are related. We’ll monitor the situation…

Charles Johnson der Twitterkrieger

Posted: May 2, 2020 | Author: | Filed under: Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , , , | 125 Comments

Yeah, sure he didn’t. Interesting that the @lizardoid account is still live, yet scraped clean of all tweets. Also interesting is the account has a girthdate of September 2012. (not February 2009) and Twitter supposedly deleted inactive and duplicate accounts years ago. Yeah, sure they did.

So why did Charles want it? So he could taunt, scold, pester and harangue people who never heard of Charles or LGF and don’t give a Johnson what he thinks, all in hopes of being recognized as a heavy hitter in his own dark closet of fetid fury. Spew, spew, spew.

When he’s not spitting lame insults willynilly he’s displaying his pithy wit for all to scroll past, like this:

  

Huffpo files request to dismiss defamation suit by Charles Johnson (who is not Charles Johnson) and Charles Johnson gets recognition.

Posted: April 26, 2020 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , , , | 189 Comments

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A Little Green Footballs Sampler

Posted: April 18, 2020 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , | 189 Comments

Charles Johnson on Joe Biden’s Lies

Posted: April 10, 2020 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Memory Hole, Penis Penis Penis LOL, The Boiler Room | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , | 134 Comments

Charles Sun, Jun 3, 2007

Biden wins for “phoniest emotional outburst.”

Charles Wed, Sep 26, 2007

Biden’s fine with sanctuary cities too, but he’s taking a much longer time to say it.

Biden’s makeup goes all the way over his balding head.

I feel for the makeup artist who had to make Biden’s scalp look natural.

Charles Tue, Oct 30, 2007

Biden’s had too much Zoloft.

Biden’s forgetting to complete words. It’s the lightning round!

Charles Fri, Aug 22, 2008

Please pick Biden. Yes. Couldn’t ask for an angrier, more arrogant Dem.

Charles Thu, Oct 2, 2008

Biden: I’ve dealt with violence against women.
Obvious enough?

Biden’s grinning like a goon at her when he thinks the cameras are not on him.

Biden is beginning to look very tired.

Biden: “This is the most important election since 1932.” WTF?

Who would have thought that it would be Biden who started crying?

Biden’s voice is approaching a monotone. He’s lethargic.

There are going to be some koolaid drinkers voting for Biden.

Charles Wed, Jun 30, 2010

I’ll bet Andrew Breitbart wrote this headline for Drudge Report:
Biden Compares Republicans to Nazis…

Little Green Footballs’ content is not just a little thin, it’s emaciated.

Posted: March 30, 2020 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , | 183 Comments

Yeah, weak tea indeed. This past week the big boy busied himself by posting music videos and inane opinions by Seth Meyers and some guy whose podcast nobody listens to.

Out of 20 posts, Charles managed to squeeze in only two Orange Man Bad rants.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

<< One shows Johnson’s willful ignorance of the history, purpose and intent of the Defense Production Act,

Johnson couldn’t opine on the idiocy of the WashPo op-ed columnist, and instead cut and pasted a snippet.

<< and the other completely mischaracterizes what the President said about loosening up restrictions (imposed due to the Wuhan virus hysteria) by Easter.

Although he didn’t mean to, Johnson stumbled on the truth when he wrote, “The longer things stay shut down, the more it harms the economy.”

No one is capable of “providing quality independent journalism and commentary” like that. Now go thaw a fish, Charles.

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