Charles’ FA&FO Moment – Extended Version

Posted: January 25, 2023 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | 114 Comments

and so it begins…

Charles the Drama Diva

Posted: January 16, 2023 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: , , , , , | 160 Comments

Tough guy can’t handle FB or Twitter, so you’re gonna drop deuces all over the Mastadon threads now? They’re gonna love your drama diva act, phlegm brain.

So Charles, just get it over with and shut down your Twitter account. Are you going to whine about it forever?

#rumpswab

Happy New Year to our favorite Zero…

Posted: January 1, 2023 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: , , , , , , , | 124 Comments

… and the skidmark on the pants of the Internet.

Merry Christmas To Blogmockers Everywhere (and to you too, Charles)

Posted: December 24, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , , , | 89 Comments


Charles Johnson Defends a Pedo because MDS*

Posted: December 14, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , | 178 Comments



*Musk Derangement Syndrome

“One of my best jokes ever.”

Posted: December 5, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , , , | 164 Comments

Charles Johnson On Feces: “The shit is crazy.”

Posted: November 23, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: , , , , , , , | 198 Comments

Art imitates reality, and sometimes art updates it.

Posted: November 16, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , | 167 Comments

[h/t to Jim W. for noticing the resemblance.]

Charles Johnson doesn’t value his Twitter Verification Badge (but please “Support our work”)

Posted: November 8, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: , , , , , , , , | 143 Comments

Thank God Charles the Wide can afford $8 a month.

Started in June of 2015, 7 years and 5 months ago, Charles’ GFM has amassed 68% of his $20k goal.

In the past 12 months, his little green bum bucket garnered a whopping $1,043. That translates to $86.92 per month, well above the price of a Little Blue Chuckmark. Unfortunately, that $8 amount would eat into his circus ravioli and cheapo digger wine budget. (Sorry Elon.)

Chard Münstersuck

Posted: October 31, 2022 | Author: | Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: , , , , , , , | 180 Comments

Real cute, Chard, and the LGF Calendar photo is a nice touch. If you wanted to do something really scary you’d update that decades-old photo.

Oh wait. Fatso changed his Little Blue Chuckmark nic again, and now he’s bitching about the twitfee increase from $5 to $20 per month.

Well, trick or treat and bite my meat! What a brave Twitter warrior!

Chunkenstein’s Muensterfuck doesn’t really match your inner ‘ween as much as this does:

Ain’t nobody buying your Little Green Crap anymore, Nancy, but keep ringing those doorbells.

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