Charles on Raccoon Penises, Woot, Happiness & WTFU
Posted: August 1, 2026 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Bluesky | Tags: Bluesky, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City Leave a comment
Charles the Constitutional Scholar
Posted: July 1, 2026 Filed under: Bluesky, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, The Sage of Culver City Comments Off on Charles the Constitutional Scholar
It’s no surprise, but that’s WAY TMI, Charles.
Posted: June 3, 2026 Filed under: Bluesky, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Bluesky, penis penis penis lol, The Sage of Culver City Comments Off on It’s no surprise, but that’s WAY TMI, Charles.
Charles Johnson on Diversity of Opinion, Meal Preparation & A Rat
Posted: May 3, 2026 Filed under: Bluesky, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Mastodon | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, screenshots 16 Comments
Charles F. Johnson, Master Chef.
Meanwhile on Mastodon, he’s posting mental vapors.
36 Minutes of Charles
Posted: March 18, 2026 Filed under: Bluesky, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Bluesky, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, The Sage of Culver City 5 Comments
Yeah, I went there. The swamp hasn’t changed, most of the lizard lappers are posting inane Bluesky links that aren’t worth the time to mock. Meanwhile here’s some Breaking News:
A New Study Details How Cats Almost Always Land on Their Feet
The secret to this acrobatic skill lies in an extremely flexible part of the
spine that allows cats to twist in the air and land safely.
Charles & Co. Notice AOC
Posted: February 17, 2026 Filed under: Bluesky, Charles "Icarus" Johnson | Tags: AOC, Brawny Chuck, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, penis penis penis lol, surveillance, The Sage of Culver City 10 Comments
And now for some self-important pseudo paranoia…
Sops the fuck out of Bounty
#NowPlaying on the Brink
Posted: January 20, 2026 Filed under: Bluesky, Charles "Icarus" Johnson | Tags: Bluesky, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, The Sage of Culver City 10 Comments
Nothing newsworthy to report on Chuck’s Blooskie feed, all typical anti-Trump / anti-ICE glurge with rebloops of other lefties and big wads of #NowPlaying garbage. The album that brought a 39 year-old Icarus back from the brink of something was released in late 1993, pre-LGF.
Merry Christmas to the Sage of Culver City
Posted: December 20, 2025 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: #rumpswab, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Christmas, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, The Sage of Culver City 18 Comments
Five years ago.
Posted: November 17, 2025 Filed under: @Gus_802, Twitter / X | Tags: @Gus_802, screenshots, Twitter / X 40 Comments
Found in my wtf-do-I-do-with-this file.
LGFCharles Spams LGF With BlueskyCharles
Posted: October 17, 2025 Filed under: Bluesky, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Gus 802, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Bluesky, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City 112 Comments“Hey guys! It’s me! Look what I did! Did you see it? Guys? Guys??”
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