Charles gets the wiggles.
Posted: April 7, 2021 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: .gif animation, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, earthquake, Sage of Culver City, twitter, Yikes. 187 Comments
Charles says, “Yikes.”
Ninety Days In The Hole
Posted: April 2, 2021 Filed under: Alexa, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Alexa Stats, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, LGF Stats, Little Green Footballs, Sage of Culver City, traffic 124 CommentsMe: “Alexa, show me a graph of a dying blog.“
Alexa: “Is it little, green and deflated?”
Me: “Yes.”
Alexa: “Does it have a pony tail?”
Me: “Yes. It’s magical and jazzy.”
Alexa: “Lol. Check it out. Here’s 31 December 2020 to 1 April 2021.”
Johnson’s ride is steady as he blows, and the February bump didn’t help him much. Gotta feed those bots, Charles. Alexa has some other features, like this:
That’s the LGF audience by nation for the last 90 days. For comparison, here’s the same world coverage for *ahem* another blog for just one week:
Sure, Lolo Grease Fumbles gets more traffic, but very limited attention world-wide. Like none. Keep your chins up, Chuck. It’s all downhill from here.
Oh wait. One more thing:
[Source: https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/littlegreenfootballs.com#section_traffic]
HOLY CRAP I FOUND A BUG IN MY ROOM
Posted: March 21, 2021 Filed under: Little Green Footballs | Tags: carpet beetle, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, insect, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 189 CommentsOn the 18th Anniversary of St. Pancake
Posted: March 15, 2021 Filed under: Alouette, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Memory Hole, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Alouette, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, lgf memory hole, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, St. Pancakes, twitter 180 CommentsFull archive of St. Pancake goods is here.
Charles Johnson, Internet Virologist
Posted: March 12, 2021 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: .gif animation, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 124 CommentsThen
Now
Little Green Flashback: Spam, Retweet Code & “A Tangy Lime-Green” Link Hover Color
Posted: March 5, 2021 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL, Stalking, The Boiler Room | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, computer programming, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, website design 205 Comments
And 30 hours later it all pays off.
All screencaps courtesy of the BRC Archives.
Something About Charles
Posted: February 26, 2021 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, Mr. Potato, penis penis penis lol, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 217 Comments8 hours later…
Yeah, we know, Charles.
Once Again Charles Johnson Pursues The Oliver Willis Lib Cred Merit Badge.
Posted: February 23, 2021 Filed under: Little Green Footballs, Oliver Willis | Tags: #rumpswab, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, hypocrisy, LGF, lgf memory hole, Little Green Footballs, Oliver Willis, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 134 Comments[h/t Rightymouse. More Oliver stories here.]
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