Charles gets the wiggles.

Charles says, “Yikes.”

Ninety Days In The Hole

Me:    “Alexa, show me a graph of a dying blog.

Alexa: “Is it little, green and deflated?”

Me:    “Yes.”

Alexa: “Does it have a pony tail?”

Me:    “Yes. It’s magical and jazzy.”

Alexa: “Lol. Check it out. Here’s 31 December 2020 to 1 April 2021.”

Johnson’s ride is steady as he blows, and the February bump didn’t help him much. Gotta feed those bots, Charles. Alexa has some other features, like this:

That’s the LGF audience by nation for the last 90 days. For comparison, here’s the same world coverage for *ahem* another blog for just one week:

Sure, Lolo Grease Fumbles gets more traffic, but very limited attention world-wide. Like none. Keep your chins up, Chuck. It’s all downhill from here.

Oh wait. One more thing:


Then and Now


On the 18th Anniversary of St. Pancake

Full archive of St. Pancake goods is here.

Charles Johnson, Internet Virologist



Little Green Flashback: Spam, Retweet Code & “A Tangy Lime-Green” Link Hover Color

And 30 hours later it all pays off.

All screencaps courtesy of the BRC Archives.

Something About Charles

8 hours later…

Yeah, we know, Charles.


Once Again Charles Johnson Pursues The Oliver Willis Lib Cred Merit Badge.

[h/t Rightymouse. More Oliver stories here.]

Charles Johnson on Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh frequently mentioned Little Green Footballs on his show, and in a sense helped Charles Johnson on his career to fame (particularly during the Rathergate hoax). Many would not have heard of LGF had it not been for Rush Limbaugh’s endorsements. Charles has acknowledged it with humility and gratitude ever since.