Charles’ FA&FO Moment – Extended Version

and so it begins…

Charles the Drama Diva

Tough guy can’t handle FB or Twitter, so you’re gonna drop deuces all over the Mastadon threads now? They’re gonna love your drama diva act, phlegm brain.

So Charles, just get it over with and shut down your Twitter account. Are you going to whine about it forever?


Happy New Year to our favorite Zero…

… and the skidmark on the pants of the Internet.

Merry Christmas To Blogmockers Everywhere (and to you too, Charles)

Charles Johnson Defends a Pedo because MDS*

*Musk Derangement Syndrome

“One of my best jokes ever.”

Charles Johnson On Feces: “The shit is crazy.”

Art imitates reality, and sometimes art updates it.

[h/t to Jim W. for noticing the resemblance.]

Charles Johnson doesn’t value his Twitter Verification Badge (but please “Support our work”)

Thank God Charles the Wide can afford $8 a month.

Started in June of 2015, 7 years and 5 months ago, Charles’ GFM has amassed 68% of his $20k goal.

In the past 12 months, his little green bum bucket garnered a whopping $1,043. That translates to $86.92 per month, well above the price of a Little Blue Chuckmark. Unfortunately, that $8 amount would eat into his circus ravioli and cheapo digger wine budget. (Sorry Elon.)

Chard Münstersuck

Real cute, Chard, and the LGF Calendar photo is a nice touch. If you wanted to do something really scary you’d update that decades-old photo.

Oh wait. Fatso changed his Little Blue Chuckmark nic again, and now he’s bitching about the twitfee increase from $5 to $20 per month.

Well, trick or treat and bite my meat! What a brave Twitter warrior!

Chunkenstein’s Muensterfuck doesn’t really match your inner ‘ween as much as this does:

Ain’t nobody buying your Little Green Crap anymore, Nancy, but keep ringing those doorbells.