Wednesday Night Twig

16 hours later, Charles rolled off the futon to bask in his artistry.

So what did he spill that he had to hose off?


223 Comments on “Wednesday Night Twig”

  1. Octopus says:

    Bottle o’ u-rine, most likely. You know, 2005 was when I first learned he was a lying piece of shit. That’s a long time ago.

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s about the time I signed on to LGF for the first time. There were some crazies even on the right at the time. I think they’re mostly on the reconstituted GCP (Grouchy Conservative Pundits) now. When Fatso decided to go full Donkey after Obama was elected, I went over to the first GCP, known then as Gulf Coast Pundit. When the lead gal poster/moderator had a freaking meltdown one day, I left & started my own website. After one of my friends died in 2010, I shuttered posting there and started commenting here. Can’t believe it’s been 12 years! Yikes!! 😯

      • Bunk X says:

        That Overnight Chair Mat was shortly after Rathergate, and about the time that LGF showed up on my radar after Rush Limbaugh mentioned it a couple times. Octo, you were a player then, showed up in that same thread.
        https://web.archive.org/web/20060306213810/http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=15543_Wednesday_Night_Twig#comments

        • Bunk X says:

          There was a convo about a creepo monster, raped a young girl and buried her alive.

          448 octopus 4/21/2005 08:16AM PDT

          446 sarah d — “I’d probably be drunk, too.”
          No “probably’s” about it, I’d be driving around with a shotgun, and a couple bottles of Old No. 7, looking for the family of this creep. I’d rather shoot Couey himself, but if the wenches were hiding him from the police, and had ANY inkling about the kidnapping, they have to meet their Maker, too.
          Charlie Daniels wrote a song(“Simple Man”) that captures my general feelings on the matter:
          “…As far as I’m concerned there ain’t no excuse
          For the raping and the killing and the child abuse
          And I’ve got a way to put and end to all that mess
          You just take those rascals out in the swamp
          Put them on their knees and tie em to a stump
          And let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest”

          • Octopus says:

            Re: snoring

            I lost weight and cut way back on the drink – worked like magic.

            The alternative? Separate sleeping arrangements. We did that, too. If I have more than one drink in a night, she’ll just move to a different room for the night. No biggie.

          • rightymouse says:

            He’s losing weight and we’ve had to sleep separately at times too.

        • rightymouse says:

          I was on that thread too. 😆

          “rightymouse 4/20/2005 07:44PM PDT

          Since this is an open thread…does anyone have suggestions for helping hubby from snoring his brains out at night? Major, major ‘sleepus interruptus’ for me.”

  2. Octopus says:

    Nah, you should see Chonky’s. He’s probably got you blocked, banned and reported by now. 😃

  3. Octopus says:

    These ignorant shitlibs are referring to a doc that lays out the evidence for the stolen election, in no uncertain terms. The case is as plain as day, to anyone with two synapses to rub together.

  4. Octopus says:

    http://2000mules.com/

    Those of us who followed this story from the beginning will know most of the facts presented in this doc. I still think it’s critically important to have it encapsulated in a document like this. I’ll be forcing myself to live through this horrible event this weekend sometime. I think my brain is conditioned enough to keep from exploding.

    • rightymouse says:

      Is that the Dinesh documentary?? If so, please let us know what you think after you see it.

    • Bunk X says:

      Didn’t see your comment b4 I posted above. Today is DitzDay for me. One of many…

      • rightymouse says:

        No sweat. I didn’t see the link either.

        • Bunk X says:

          Coming off of Treatment 52 – Two years of brain squeezins. 😀

          • rightymouse says:

            I pray 🙏 all goes well!

          • Bunk X says:

            Ongoing “maintenance” is just part of my routine. Worst part is the brain fog – never completely dissipates.

          • Octopus says:

            Oy vey, on the brain squeezins. My memory is already playing mean tricks on me.

          • rightymouse says:

            Age doesn’t help. Best thing to do is keep brain busy!

          • Bunk X says:

            When I was on the heavy duty stuff, there were perception oddities. I’d see something in my peripheral vision, the subconscious would scramble to identify it and get it wrong.
            “That’s not a two-inch long duck at our front door you jerk.”
            “Oh, right. That’s a leaf. My bad.”

          • rightymouse says:

            Oy! Hope everything comes back to normal!

          • Bunk X says:

            I saw a yam on the patio table once.
            My thoughts were, “What is that yam doing there? We’re not growing yams. And why is it so damn big?” It was two feet long and a foot in diameter.

            It turned out to be a brown paper bag with rosemary branches sticking out of it.

          • Bunk X says:

            The missus was out on errands one morning. I made a pot of coffee and went to take a shower. When I came back to the kitchen there was no coffee in the pot. It had transported itself to the thermos and turned off the coffee maker. I thought, “Cool. One less thing I have to do.”

            So I turned to the kitchen table to get my cereal bowl and spoon, but they were gone.They had teleported to the dishwasher.

          • Octopus says:

            Life can be such a mysterious adventure!

            When my Dad was really slipping, one time he filled up the coffeemaker with Cheerios. Makes lousy coffee, btw.

  5. Octopus says:

    Filibuster when Dims do it: So stunning and brave!
    Filibuster when GOP does it: THE END OF DEMOCRACY!!!😱😱😱

  6. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is a horrible photographer. Blech.

  7. rightymouse says:

    This is cool!!

  8. rightymouse says:

    This is just awful & inhumane. 😦

  9. rightymouse says:

    Yep!

  10. rightymouse says:

    Liberal insanity.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Does he really believe this BS??? Yikes!! 😯

  12. rightymouse says:

    😆

  13. Bunk X says:

    69 years old.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s so sad. Sitting alone in the bunker. Watching “The Batman” by himself. Trying to convince himself his life is worth living, because his new Mac plays movies good. 😢

  14. Octopus says:

    Speaking of Karens…”Ich bin nein Kirchenmaus!” 😆

  15. rightymouse says:

    Crack ho. 😆

  16. rightymouse says:

    I’m bored.
    Cats………….
    ‘Sup???

  17. rightymouse says:

    Liberal insanity on display.

    • rightymouse says:

    • Octopus says:

      Guess it’s time to eat and drink everything in sight! 😂😂😂

      • rightymouse says:

        Why are these freaks so unattractive? Also they all seem to have nose rings.

        • Octopus says:

          The nose rings clip into the leashes, their Idiot Left masters use to herd them into the shed. It’s all very rural, and bestial.

          Speaking of rural, but not bestial, I went to a retirement party today for a gal who lives in the country about 50 miles from her job in Detroit. She grew up a city girl, but you’d never know it now. She and her younger hubby live on a farm, with sheep, goats, chickens, ducks and a huge garden that grows all of their veggie necessities, and most of their animals’, too. They aren’t vegetarians, and they eat some of their animals, along with their eggs and milk. They’re real people. I kind of envy them.

          I thought of this song on the way home, and played it on my car system from my phone, because I’m very technologically-advanced:

  18. rightymouse says:

    Trump has a rally going on now in Pennsylvania. It’s on Newsmax.

  19. Octopus says:

    Chonky’s idea of Heaven!

  20. Octopus says:

    If you like the Coen Brothers’ movies, you might have been put off by libturd reviews of “The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs.” Trust me, it’s fine. It’s a wonderful mish-mash of Old West tropes and myths, carried off in the kind of high-style the Coens have perfected over the last few decades. Just sit back and enjoy. 🙂

  21. rightymouse says:

    Remember this? 😆

  22. rightymouse says:

    Dogs…

  23. rightymouse says:

    Liberal insanity. Yikes!!

  24. rightymouse says:

    No sweat.

  25. rightymouse says:

    Hubby is conducting tonight so I have to go put on my sparklies soon.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Liberal insanity.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Bad Bunny!!!!!!!!!

  28. rightymouse says:

    Hunter Biden is an asshole.

  29. rightymouse says:

    Going to go have brunch with family in a few. My MIL is 90 and is youthful and active. 🙂

  30. dezzez says:

    Fatty wont slither from the bunker and risk arrest, or being photographed.

  31. Octopus says:

    Such elegant lucidity of thought is the hallmark of today’s Democratic Party. 😂

  32. rightymouse says:

    Steve Schmidt is an asshole Never Trumper. Meghan McCain is no better.

    https://victorygirlsblog.com/schmidt-unleashed-in-bizarre-gloves-off-twitter-rant/

    • rightymouse says:

      Here is a link to the full version of “2000 Mules”. Yayyyyyyy!
      https://www.bitchute.com/video/2RUU7zkgchhS/

      • rightymouse says:

        • rightymouse says:

          Fatso’s ON IT! 😆

          • Octopus says:

            I started watching that doc last night, and only lasted about ten minutes. Too soon! The scripted, word-for-word denunciation of anyone questioning anything about the stolen election, from the bought-and-paid for MSM, was giving me a brain embolism. Who needs that?

  33. rightymouse says:

    • rightymouse says:

  34. Bunk X says:

    Watch for Charles’ triggered reaction to today’s Wordle.
    The answer is FETUS. 😀

  35. rightymouse says:

    Why are liberals such disrespectful, anti-religion assholes?

  36. Octopus says:

    It’s that bad, that Fatass has to retweet himsel regularly, because nobody else reads his hysterical blather. 😂

    • Octopus says:

      Somebody please ask Chonky where we can join him to protest anti-abortion Nazis. He must be out there, right? All outraged and sweaty?

      • rightymouse says:

        Even Psaki has walked back endorsement of this insanity.

  37. rightymouse says:

  38. rightymouse says:

    Update on the lesbian teacher blabbing her crap in the TikTok video above in this thread.

    • Octopus says:

      I’m shocked the school actually took any action, against such a stunning and brave SJWTQLBP+/- Earthbound Angel. 😂

      • rightymouse says:

        I have gay friends & relatives. Only ONE would agree with this broad – my crazy gay cousin. In general, their sexual preference is a private matter.

        • Octopus says:

          Our gay friends and relatives run the gamut of political ridiculousness, but I can’t imagine any of them trying to convert little kids to the gay/trans lifestyle as this nutjob’s been doing. She’s off her rocker.

          • rightymouse says:

            My cousin is the youngest in her family. Raised by conservative parents. There was something wrong with her in college. I remember seeing her there before I went back to Thailand & remember getting weird vibes from her. She got pregnant soon after I saw her. The father of the child died unexpectedly. She married for a short time after that. Then there was a period of utter chaos in her life and attempts at suicide. She came out as gay & has had several dreadful relationships. Looking back, all I can say is that she ain’t right in the head.

          • Octopus says:

            That’s sad. I have a beautiful niece who suffers from schizophrenia, who needs to stay at a halfway house much of the time. Not for drugs or alcohol, just so somebody can keep an eye on her and see that she takes her meds most of the time. When she stops taking them, or they need to be adjusted, she starts hearing and seeing things, and the bad thoughts come into play. Things can get messed up in a hurry. 😢

  39. Octopus says:

    Honestly, the last time watched this Ana melt down was after Trump won in ‘16. She was 😭! 😂

    I love how she switched her attack from RethugliKKKans to Dims halfway through. That’s a versatile kind of crazy, that will be very useful in the Revolucion. 😄

  40. rightymouse says:

    Blah, blah, blah…..nothing will happen to any of these assholes who spied on Trump.

  41. Octopus says:

    Life on Htrae is challenging!

  42. rightymouse says:

    A leaked photo of Fatso (we think) in the bathroom.

  43. Bunk X says:

    Trouble at The Mothership. All comments are going into moderation, and a new thread didn’t fix it.

    • rightymouse says:

      I did a test post at the Mother Ship after stuff was fixed. Am in moderation.
      Your comment is awaiting moderation.
      | May 11, 2022 7:53 am
      Testing.

      • Bunk X says:

        CW got it fisked, kind of. The site has been buggy for a long time – I think GoDaddy is part of the problem, but CW likes them.

  44. dezzez says:

    Because without your liberal echo chamber, your blog would die, you have been mooching long enough. To know that.

  45. rightymouse says:

    I would love to see arrests of the Mules and the mofos who financed them. But I ain’t holding my breath.

    • rightymouse says:

      • Bunk X says:

        The mules were stopping by Stacy Abrams house for ballot pickups, and there were apparently many other people acting as dispatch nodes. Names are going to be released… eventually. Maybe they’ll hold off until September to drop the bomb just before the midterms.

  46. Octopus says:

    Let’s play, “Who’s The Racist?”

  47. Octopus says:

    File under, “No shit, Sherl:”

    https://issuesinsights.com/2022/05/10/the-global-warming-scare-is-most-certainly-overheated/

    The most disturbing thing about this story is the general tone that implies this is “new news,” as if those of us paying the slightest amount of attention didn’t know this was a boondoggle over a decade ago.

  48. Octopus says:

    He thinks people care about his new computer setup, like they used to ask questions about his “Command Center” back in the gloryhole daze of LGF. Twenty years ago, purt near, he actually WAS a player in the blogosphere. That was a way, way, ham-by-yo, Fatass. Now you’re nobody, begging for pennies from people who wonder why you keep tweeting all this glurge 24/7. 🧐🤓

    • Bunk X says:

      “Tell us more, attention whore!”

      • Octopus says:

        Nobody ever said anything so dramatic about Fatass, except maybe some Islamic zealots back when was against jihad. No, people were pretty amused by his sudden conversion to the Idiot Left. 😂

        • Bunk X says:

          Then there were his former mentors & benefactors who were pissed when fuckso turned on them with lies and personal attacks.

          Change your mind and choose a different path, no problem, but he turned into a slobbering homophobic antisemite with a magical jazzy nazitail instead.

  49. dezzez says:

    What is it with these loons that think scotus is supposed to make rulings that align with public opinion?

  50. Octopus says:

    I think VDH is exactly right, about the tsunami headed for the polls this November. People are not happy with the surreal shitshow we’re living through, for real reasons having little to do with the insane culture war foisted upon us by the Idiot Left. But the culture war is a part of it, even if its importance is dwarfed by runaway inflation, gas prices, empty shelves and a puppet-prezzy who shits his pants and wanders into the bushes looking for little kids to grope and sniff.

  51. rightymouse says:

    Liberals are insane.

  52. Octopus says:

    And here we are. Again. Projecting the proven crimes of the Dim corruptocrats onto Trump, who dared to take on the Deep State and stand up for America.

  53. Octopus says:

    No shortage of baby formula at the border, though:

    http://nypost.com/2022/05/12/border-detention-center-has-baby-formula-amid-shortage-photos/

    The Idiot Left was quick to label this story as faux outrage, of course. 😆

  54. rightymouse says:

    Sarcasm & Fatso don’t go well together. 😆

    • dezzez says:

      Its always because everyone else is stupid isn’t it Chuck, it cant possibly be because you’re a bumbling idiot.
      After all these years, maybe you could learn to include a sarcasm tag.

  55. rightymouse says:

    Friday weirdness… 😆

  56. rightymouse says:

    More Friday weirdness… 😯

  57. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  58. rightymouse says:

    One more..

  59. rightymouse says:

    More, more weirdness….


    Here’s some jnfo on this dude.
    https://illinoisfamilyaction.org/2020/10/trans-cultism-is-an-election-issue/

  60. Octopus says:

    He’s going to drop a mondo dook. 😱😆

  61. Octopus says:

    http://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdsAc7Bg/?k=1

    I’ve missed the yoga. No wonder I’ve been stiffening up. 🤔

  62. Octopus says:

    Next up on the TikTok, this dude. Can you tell it’s a dude? 🧐

    http://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdsDyPVM/?k=1

  63. rightymouse says:

  64. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  65. rightymouse says:


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