Charles Johnson, Missile Commander

Atari’s Missile Command and Space Invaders were released in 1980. The Atari 400 sold for $500 in 1980. The Atari 800 sold for twice as much. The only significant difference was the keyboard.

Charles was 27 years old when he blew the equivalent of $1,800 just so he could do this:

Something just ain’t right about an adult playing PewPewPew… and then bragging about it four decades later.

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213 Comments on “Charles Johnson, Missile Commander”

  1. rightymouse says:

    If Fatso has Asperger’s Syndrome, then this would make sense. In today’s world, he binge-watches ridiculous Netflix shows, posts stupid (Wordle results) stuff and profanity-laced political tweets on Twitter, writes idiotic junk on his blog and is hopeless at humor.

    • rightymouse says:

      I’ve known people with Asperger’s Syndrome. Many are musical and do ok socially. Others are a pain in the arse, arrogant a-holes who can’t keep a job.

      • rightymouse says:

        Fatso is in the 2nd category. If he was such a great musician and human being, he’d still be sought out for his talent. He’s a pain in the arse, arrogant a-hole.

        • Bunk X says:

          I find it odd that someone who had a bit of success as a sideman/session guitarist never once posted a short demo of riffs, an etude, or an original tune. Too late now.

  2. rightymouse says:

    Yep! 😆

  3. rightymouse says:

    I worry about my grand-kids. 😦

  4. rightymouse says:

    • Octopus says:

      Yep. The Greeks have a word for it.

      • rightymouse says:

        So do the Thais. 😆

        • Bunk X says:

          I don’t speak either.
          What’s the word, Thunderbird?

          • Octopus says:

            The Greek word sounds like, “oh-poo-sess-ee-fair-nee.” It refers to the situation where a person says whatever suits his current purpose. So, a person who is always bleating about so-called hate-speech, like Fatass, is suddenly just fine with anyone disagreeing with them being vilified in the most hateful way imaginable.

            This term comes up in my head about ten times a day, observing real life and internet cesspits. 😃

          • Bunk X says:

            Opusesiphaerne?
            C’mon, man. Hack it up.

          • rightymouse says:

            Thai:
            บ้า

  5. rightymouse says:

    😯
    Crazy stuff.
    😯

  6. Octopus says:

    http://www.ign.com/articles/twitter-elon-musk-buyout

    Is it really happening? Oh, boy! It’s going to be a red-letter day for Chonky-mocking, if his precious Twitterwar is imperiled by free speech for conservatives! 😂😂😂😂

  7. rightymouse says:

    I can’t wait. 😆

  8. rightymouse says:

    More commie insanity. Ugh!!!!!

  9. rightymouse says:

    For Bunk. 🙂

  10. dezzez says:

    The fat tub of grease went full moonbat, Twitter provides jobs fatso, a thing you have no clue about.

    • Bunk X says:

      How many tubs of Trader Joe’s Mac N Cheese?

      • Octopus says:

        How much unexpired lobster ravioli, not heated for two days in the dumpster behind Trader Joe’s? A lot, I’ll bet.

        • Bunk X says:

          The memo went out on Musk ignoring the homeless and starving. It’s being echoed all over the twitter.

          • Octopus says:

            Meanwhile, the libturded glitterati flit around the world on their private planes and superyachts, pontificating to the peons on how the latter should live. 😂

          • Octopus says:

            A: None

          • Bunk X says:

            The PERFECT response to the ninnies.

          • Octopus says:

            This one:

            😂

  11. Bunk X says:

    Fatso’s gonna love this. 😀

  12. Bunk X says:

    😀

  13. Octopus says:

    Still in the Denial Stage of grief, the shitlibs are. 😂😂😂😂

    It’s done, Fatass. Deal with it. Have a Chimay, and start working with “Le Resistance.” 😂😂😂😂

  14. rightymouse says:

    Get ‘er! 🙂

  15. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  16. rightymouse says:

  17. rightymouse says:

    Donkey propaganda in the classroom. Ugh. 😦

  18. rightymouse says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  19. Bunk X says:

    Haven’t checked Chuckie’s following numbers. Anyone know how many he had last month?

  20. Octopus says:

    🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯

  21. Octopus says:

    Everyone cheats at Wordle, especially you. The truth is not in you. 😂

  22. rightymouse says:

    Leftists are insane.

  23. rightymouse says:

    Cats.
    Hey! no pics of wifey’s hoo-ha!!

  24. rightymouse says:

    OMG!! 😯

  25. Bunk X says:

    It happened 16 years ago and I missed the anniversary. *sadface*

    Charles Sat, Apr 22, 2006 5:20:21pm

    Dinner tonight will be North Atlantic turbot fillets, pan-fried, with steamed fresh spinach and a mushroom risotto (Trader Joe’s, frozen).

  26. Bunk X says:

  27. Bunk X says:

    WaPo bitch.

    Taylor Lorenz doxxed and harassed Pamela Geller’s daughters.
    Geller’s daughters are not involved in politics whatsoever, but Lorenz targeted them anyway.
    Pamela Geller has been a target of ISIS, but that didn’t stop Taylor Lorenz.
    She claimed that she was justified in doxing Geller’s children because “None of the girls have spoken out or denounced their mother’s extremist views.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/wapos-taylor-lorenz-says-doxxed-libs-tiktok-knew-foreign-actor-video

  28. rightymouse says:

    We now have a Disinformation Governance Board under the Biden administration. Good grief!!!
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10760907/Biden-starts-Disinformation-Board-led-Russia-expert-called-Hunters-laptop-Trump-product.html

  29. rightymouse says:
    • Octopus says:

      So, he’s still engaging in heterosexual Funtime? This is problematic in the extreme. 😆

  30. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  31. rightymouse says:

    Oops…

  32. rightymouse says:

    So much for tolerance and diversity. 😆

  33. dezzez says:

    Tubs just called Elon Muck broke down?
    LOL.

  34. rightymouse says:

    Please tell me this show wasn’t real? 😯

  35. dezzez says:

  36. rightymouse says:

    More insanity. 😦

  37. rightymouse says:

    Donkey tears to follow.. 😆

  38. rightymouse says:

    This was quick!!

  39. rightymouse says:

    Aaaackckckckck! 😯

    • Octopus says:

      So pathetic, shallow and loser-ish. Remember when bespectacled librarians were hawt? I do, and I had a really hawt one in high school, before she moved on and the gay older gent took over. Later, a girl I was dating had a friend who was dating a closeted gay guy, who was living “rent-free” at this gay librarian’s house in a tony area of Detroit. Turned out, he was turning out his youthful behind to the landlord, in order to live in this really nice house for free. One time, I ran into this landlord/librarian in the kitchen, while getting some water – he didn’t recognize me, all growed-up, but I sure recognized him, the old creeper. 😄

  40. rightymouse says:

    Biden is a blithering idiot.

  41. rightymouse says:

    Pelosi & Shifty Schiff in Ukraine.

    • Bunk X says:

      Ukranian to English via Google Translate:
      “Meeting with the Speaker of the US House of Representatives @SpeakerPelosi in Kyiv. The United States is a leader in Ukraine’s strong support in the fight against Russian aggression. Thank you for helping to protect the sovereignty and territorial integrity of our state!”

  42. rightymouse says:

    Unreal!! 😯

  43. rightymouse says:

    Liberals are crazy.

    • rightymouse says:

      Motherhood is bad to liberal assholes. I can’t even.

      • Octopus says:

        This is part of yet another Big Lie the Idiot Left has embraced, which says that White Women betrayed their sisters by voting for Sexist Trump in massive numbers. In fact, the same percentage of women that usually vote Democratic did so in both Trump elections.

  44. Octopus says:

    Imagine being such a stupid human being that you think anyone to the right of Maxine Waters gives any credence whatsoever to an absurdist hit-piece in the Slimes. 😂😂😂😂

  45. rightymouse says:

    It’s very religious!

    • rightymouse says:

      This is who it is….

  46. rightymouse says:

    Chomsky??? 😯

  47. rightymouse says:

    This is freakin’ awesome. 🙂 I hope Bunk likes it!

  48. rightymouse says:

    Pole thingy… 😆

  49. rightymouse says:

    Fauxi is such a charlatan. Blech.

  50. dezzez says:

    Fatty slinging the nazi whip at Elon Musk

  51. Bunk X says:

    Dunno where this came from but it’s kinda cool. https://twitter.com/BunkStrutts/status/1521043960864542720

  52. rightymouse says:

    Not sure I understand what they’re upset about. States will still make their own laws re: abortion.

    • rightymouse says:

      On the other hand, whoever submitted the SCOTUS leak to Politico needs to be identified and prosecuted.

      • rightymouse says:

        Dreadful if true.

  53. rightymouse says:

  54. rightymouse says:

  55. rightymouse says:

    Ohio Primary voting is today. Am NOT going to vote for DeWine and will hold my nose when I vote for JD Vance.

    • rightymouse says:

      Crap. DeWine won the GOP primary. Ugh.

      • Bunk X says:

        What were the turnout figures?

        • rightymouse says:

          Mike DeWine wins. AP race call at 8:16 p.m. on May 3, 2022.
          Mike DeWine (i)
          R
          514,374 votes 48.1%
          Jim Renacci
          R
          299,515 votes 28.0%
          Joe Blystone
          R
          232,716 votes 21.8%
          Ron Hood
          R
          22,212 votes 2.1%

          • rightymouse says:

            U.S. SENATE
            2022 OHIO GOP PRIMARY
            Updated May 4, 2022, 4:45 AM
            AP estimates
            97.2% of votes counted
            J.D. Vance wins. AP race call at 9:34 p.m. on May 3, 2022.
            J.D. Vance
            R
            340,991 votes 32.2%
            Josh Mandel
            R
            253,051 votes 23.9%
            Matt Dolan
            R
            247,042 votes 23.3%
            Mike Gibbons
            R
            123,417 votes 11.7%
            Jane Timken
            R
            62,237 votes 5.9%

  56. Bunk X says:

    Found these oldies in my stash.


  57. rightymouse says:

    I can’t even. 🙄

  58. rightymouse says:

    Speaking of babies! My step-daughter is pregnant with her Thai husband. She didn’t think she could get pregnant again after several miscarriages. God has a way! Hubby & I are thrilled!! 🙂

  59. dezzez says:

    Does fatty and hairlip really think SCOTUS judges are supposed to rule on issues through public opinion?
    That was a rhetorical question.