Charles Johnson, Missile Commander
Posted: April 25, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Atari, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 213 Comments
Atari’s Missile Command and Space Invaders were released in 1980. The Atari 400 sold for $500 in 1980. The Atari 800 sold for twice as much. The only significant difference was the keyboard.
The Diary of Daedalus 
If Fatso has Asperger’s Syndrome, then this would make sense. In today’s world, he binge-watches ridiculous Netflix shows, posts stupid (Wordle results) stuff and profanity-laced political tweets on Twitter, writes idiotic junk on his blog and is hopeless at humor.
I’ve known people with Asperger’s Syndrome. Many are musical and do ok socially. Others are a pain in the arse, arrogant a-holes who can’t keep a job.
Fatso is in the 2nd category. If he was such a great musician and human being, he’d still be sought out for his talent. He’s a pain in the arse, arrogant a-hole.
I find it odd that someone who had a bit of success as a sideman/session guitarist never once posted a short demo of riffs, an etude, or an original tune. Too late now.
Exactly!!
A few bars of soulless noodling, even. His legion of fan is crying out for just a taste! “Bar-ry, Bar-ry!”
Yep! 😆
I worry about my grand-kids. 😦
Yep. The Greeks have a word for it.
So do the Thais. 😆
I don’t speak either.
What’s the word, Thunderbird?
The Greek word sounds like, “oh-poo-sess-ee-fair-nee.” It refers to the situation where a person says whatever suits his current purpose. So, a person who is always bleating about so-called hate-speech, like Fatass, is suddenly just fine with anyone disagreeing with them being vilified in the most hateful way imaginable.
This term comes up in my head about ten times a day, observing real life and internet cesspits. 😃
Opusesiphaerne?
C’mon, man. Hack it up.
Thai:
บ้า
😯
Crazy stuff.
😯
Too flexy! 😱
I’d need to be in traction for a year.
I would just break. Quadriplegia.
Ouch!
Surfing stockings?
Banana peels?
I bet his name is Jeff and beer was involved.
All of those are great! 😆
In my head, there’s one more featuring a fat kid falling, in honor of Chonky. Maybe the one on the bike. 😂
http://www.ign.com/articles/twitter-elon-musk-buyout
Is it really happening? Oh, boy! It’s going to be a red-letter day for Chonky-mocking, if his precious Twitterwar is imperiled by free speech for conservatives! 😂😂😂😂
I’m stocking up on popcorn.
I envision the transition going something like this:
I can’t wait. 😆
Gus! 😂😂😂😂
More commie insanity. Ugh!!!!!
Orwell is flabbergasted. “This is too much!” 😱😂
For Bunk. 🙂
I haven’t made one like that, but I cut out a little dragon with a concave head – I still have the template somewhere. The illusion is amazing.
Creepy, but interesting!!!
That’s not the best video to show the effect. I’ll email a .pdf you can cut out and tape together if you want to see one live. Just leave it on a shelf and it’ll follow you around the room.
I’d love it! Would totally creep out hubby! 😆
Just sent – they date to 2006. Use an X-acto blade & decent stock. Have fun. 😀
Got yer email! Thanks 😊!
The fat tub of grease went full moonbat, Twitter provides jobs fatso, a thing you have no clue about.
How many tubs of Trader Joe’s Mac N Cheese?
How much unexpired lobster ravioli, not heated for two days in the dumpster behind Trader Joe’s? A lot, I’ll bet.
The memo went out on Musk ignoring the homeless and starving. It’s being echoed all over the twitter.
Meanwhile, the libturded glitterati flit around the world on their private planes and superyachts, pontificating to the peons on how the latter should live. 😂
A: None
The PERFECT response to the ninnies.
This one:
😂
Fatso’s gonna love this. 😀
😀
Talcum X is going to need one of those big blue barrels of Rumpswab. 😂
Also known as Martin Luther Cream.
lol
Hadn’t heard that one.
Cream Abdul Jabbar. 😂
kiilin me heah babe
Still in the Denial Stage of grief, the shitlibs are. 😂😂😂😂
It’s done, Fatass. Deal with it. Have a Chimay, and start working with “Le Resistance.” 😂😂😂😂
😂
Perfect!
Get ‘er! 🙂
She gets fatter by the day. 😏
She should stick to acting. The View sucks.
Her acting sucks, too.
I liked her in Ghost and The Color Purple.
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Top one reminded me of this:
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Donkey propaganda in the classroom. Ugh. 😦
Up on pedo-charges within two years. 😂😱
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The rage, that he can’t have everyone banned now. 😂😂😂😂
Some accounts Elon Musk should restore.
https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=51271
Banned-accounts are being restored by the dozens. 😃
GOOD!! 🙂
They’re upset about what a “staffer” said in November 2021?
Haven’t checked Chuckie’s following numbers. Anyone know how many he had last month?
Right now he shows 50.2K followers…
All bots. 😆
Just wait, Chonky. The new algorithms are coming! 😂
🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯
Everyone cheats at Wordle, especially you. The truth is not in you. 😂
Leftists are insane.
More insanity. Tucker had Matt Walsh on his show. Truly crazy what some liberal Amazon employees and customers are doing.
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By the way. The young person prancing in this video is a boy, not a girl. Ugh.
Why is this ass-hole in a public space if he’s that scared of Covid??? 😯
He’s got pepper spray for God’s sake!! 😯
I wanna punch someone. Get those off the poor dogs now!
Cats.
Hey! no pics of wifey’s hoo-ha!!
Technically the cross eyed cat is covering her asshole.
To add to the confusion the cat which is having its asshole protected is a biological male cat.
It’s a transgender cat.
His preferred pronouns are “meow/raaorr.”
And squirt, squirt, SQUIRT!
That Panasonic landline is just like mine. Coincidence?
OMG!! 😯
It happened 16 years ago and I missed the anniversary. *sadface*
😂
He was a tool, even then.
Somebody ought to do a morph of Chuck as an oh wait
😂😂😂
That’s a keeper.
I need eye bleach.
WaPo bitch.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/04/wapos-taylor-lorenz-says-doxxed-libs-tiktok-knew-foreign-actor-video
What a complete bitch!!! 😯
I hope she gets her sorry ass sued & fired.
We now have a Disinformation Governance Board under the Biden administration. Good grief!!!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10760907/Biden-starts-Disinformation-Board-led-Russia-expert-called-Hunters-laptop-Trump-product.html
Again, Orwell is rotating in his grave at 300 rpm, and sensitive microphones above what was supposed to be his final resting place are picking up a quavering refrain, which sounds like, “No, this is too much! Way too on the nose! It was a fucking cautionary tale, not an instruction guide!” 😱
This stinks of communism. Also it tramples on the 1st Amendment. I hope & pray that lawsuits start flying.
She’s insane. Ugh!!
So, he’s still engaging in heterosexual Funtime? This is problematic in the extreme. 😆
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Shaddap, loser. Nobody cares what your PR dorks have to say about anything.
Oops…
That’s not right! Those girls were supposed to be at choir practice that evening, and instead they’re getting x-rayed and ice-packed all night. 😦
Girls kinda leaned (back) into it.
So much for tolerance and diversity. 😆
Meathead is completely insane! 😆
Tubs just called Elon Muck broke down?
LOL.
Oh, Mein Gott Im Himmel! Chonky’s lost his last thread of connection to sanity. 😆
“Vanity deal”
Really, Stooped? That’s what your buddies on Idiot-Twitter are going with? 😆
Ten quatloos sez Fatso stays on Twitter. 😆
With multiple socks for updings and licks.
😂😂😂😂
I think AOC is hot.
Hot for what?
Please tell me this show wasn’t real? 😯
Ok…It’s Saturday morning. Wake up!!
I was working all morning, and watching the last few episodes of ”Ozark” this evening, then I was discussing the conclusion of the series with my internet frayundz. What happened here? Did Chonky shit his sweatpants agin? 😂
I was all alone except for dezzez.
Dezez is good company. 😀
Yes, he is! So are you!! 🙂
Thank you!
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Fatso got suspended from Twitter? 😆
I’ve posted screenshots to Elons million’s of followers.
Good!! 🙂
These assholes need to be reported as well. Death threats are illegal.
More insanity. 😦
This is the Pennsylvania teacher who hosted the drag show at school & didn’t let parents know.
This is very similar to what we’ve heard about late-stage, about-to-be-toppled Rome. 😱😆
Donkey tears to follow.. 😆
This was quick!!
Aaaackckckckck! 😯
So pathetic, shallow and loser-ish. Remember when bespectacled librarians were hawt? I do, and I had a really hawt one in high school, before she moved on and the gay older gent took over. Later, a girl I was dating had a friend who was dating a closeted gay guy, who was living “rent-free” at this gay librarian’s house in a tony area of Detroit. Turned out, he was turning out his youthful behind to the landlord, in order to live in this really nice house for free. One time, I ran into this landlord/librarian in the kitchen, while getting some water – he didn’t recognize me, all growed-up, but I sure recognized him, the old creeper. 😄
Ok. Where exactly was this kitchen???
In the guy’s house, In Detroit. We were there having drinks, and I didn’t know the gay librarian was even there. He was.
Thanks! 🙂
Biden is a blithering idiot.
Pelosi & Shifty Schiff in Ukraine.
Ukranian to English via Google Translate:
“Meeting with the Speaker of the US House of Representatives @SpeakerPelosi in Kyiv. The United States is a leader in Ukraine’s strong support in the fight against Russian aggression. Thank you for helping to protect the sovereignty and territorial integrity of our state!”
Unreal!! 😯
Liberals are crazy.
Motherhood is bad to liberal assholes. I can’t even.
This is part of yet another Big Lie the Idiot Left has embraced, which says that White Women betrayed their sisters by voting for Sexist Trump in massive numbers. In fact, the same percentage of women that usually vote Democratic did so in both Trump elections.
Imagine being such a stupid human being that you think anyone to the right of Maxine Waters gives any credence whatsoever to an absurdist hit-piece in the Slimes. 😂😂😂😂
Fatso is bonkers. And jealous!! 😆
Really???????????
https://nypost.com/2022/04/20/secret-service-claims-it-has-no-records-of-who-visits-joe-biden-in-delaware/
It’s very religious!
This is who it is….
Chomsky??? 😯
This is freakin’ awesome. 🙂 I hope Bunk likes it!
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Lol.
supercurvyfractaloidalimagonnastealit
Pole thingy… 😆
Fauxi is such a charlatan. Blech.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10774981/Fauci-cozies-CNN-friend-Don-Lemon-crowded-WHCWs-pre-party.html
Fatty slinging the nazi whip at Elon Musk
Many people Charles Johnson “hung out with” at LGF and in real life were deemed to be Nazis by Charles Johnson who voted Republican.
😆 😆
Dunno where this came from but it’s kinda cool. https://twitter.com/BunkStrutts/status/1521043960864542720
Weirdorama!! 😯
No sleeping on that commute.
Not sure I understand what they’re upset about. States will still make their own laws re: abortion.
On the other hand, whoever submitted the SCOTUS leak to Politico needs to be identified and prosecuted.
Dreadful if true.
Ohio Primary voting is today. Am NOT going to vote for DeWine and will hold my nose when I vote for JD Vance.
Crap. DeWine won the GOP primary. Ugh.
What were the turnout figures?
Mike DeWine wins. AP race call at 8:16 p.m. on May 3, 2022.
Mike DeWine (i)
R
514,374 votes 48.1%
Jim Renacci
R
299,515 votes 28.0%
Joe Blystone
R
232,716 votes 21.8%
Ron Hood
R
22,212 votes 2.1%
U.S. SENATE
2022 OHIO GOP PRIMARY
Updated May 4, 2022, 4:45 AM
AP estimates
97.2% of votes counted
J.D. Vance wins. AP race call at 9:34 p.m. on May 3, 2022.
J.D. Vance
R
340,991 votes 32.2%
Josh Mandel
R
253,051 votes 23.9%
Matt Dolan
R
247,042 votes 23.3%
Mike Gibbons
R
123,417 votes 11.7%
Jane Timken
R
62,237 votes 5.9%
Found these oldies in my stash.
I remember that classic! 😄
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I can’t even. 🙄
Speaking of babies! My step-daughter is pregnant with her Thai husband. She didn’t think she could get pregnant again after several miscarriages. God has a way! Hubby & I are thrilled!! 🙂
She sent me a pic of the ultrasound. I cried tears of joy!! 🙂
Does fatty and hairlip really think SCOTUS judges are supposed to rule on issues through public opinion?
That was a rhetorical question.