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The Diary of Daedalus 
And Fatso still has losers who post comments there? Yikes!!! šÆ
I didn’t bother to look.
āTrump Wanted To Bomb Mexico!ā
Thatās awesome, Seth. I bet your ratings are just THROUGH THE ROOF, since the stolen election. š
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Dogs…
The shooter is mentally ill. Joe Lockhart is an effing moron.
Idiot Left earns their title everyday! š
Still going to the, āEverything is racist!!ā-well, after all these years since the Unicorn Messiah somehow fooled people into voting for him.
This Lockhart dude is a paranoid blowhard idiot. Everything is Trump and racism.
Itās like Fatass has a psychotic twin! š
Har, har. š
Don’t misunderstand. I’m on Ukraine’s side vs Russia. But sending them our hard-earned dollars when we have out-of-control inflation & shortage of goods is appalling.
The next step, historically, is sending air support, followed often by boots on the ground. NO! This is not our war. Not to mention, the Russians are fubar already. Let the Javelins do their work, as the RPGs of Afghanistan did to the Russians back in the day.
And now the US has a shortage of Javelins.
We can always make more.
https://www.axios.com/2022/05/09/lockheed-martin-javelin-missile-production-double
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They really are that stupid. š±š
Not the brightest in the gene pool. Good thing they aren’t breeding.
I’ve said it for years: the left has neither a moral nor logical basis for their arguments.
They do have āfeelings,ā though. That has to count for something. Itās in the negative numbers, but it still counts!
Cats:
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2022/05/15/twitter-takes-to-blaming-tucker-carlson-n2607264?utm_source=thdailypm&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl&bcid=7fffe70215c892ef452fce938b935795420b4f9d6649eb7e0dec67b9b4ecb9b3&recip=24078929
The Idiot Left, represented so capably by Chonky McDumbth on this site, turns a madman’s insane scribbling into yet another attack on Fox News. They have so many Big Lies going now, it’s impossible for anyone to keep them straight. š
The killer is a leftist. Difficult for assholes like Fatso to comprehend.
It always happens this way. THE STREAK IS INTACT!
The futon, sadly, is history. Broke as a joke. š¢š¤Ŗ
Like I said ^^^^, dude is mentally ill.
Finally seeing the āProgressiveā Idiot Left for what it really is?
Nope. Stooped Fatass is projecting his drooling fascist idiocy onto the GOP. Again. š
Fatso needs to look in the mirror first thing in the morning and sniff his armpits. He’ll get a massive whiff of fascist/commie/control freak body odor.
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Ongoing liberal insanity.
Inarticulate idiot. Does she write her own crap??
Sheās a parody of herself. š
Take this quarter, and hold it between your knees until you get married. You can take it to bathe, but only if youāre alone!
I had to stop taking birth control pills in my early 20’s because they caused horrible problems, including migraines and blood clots. So it was touch & go after that. š
Later on, they changed the birth control pills to much less of a dose, and they were still effective. Not sure when that was, though.
I was taking the lowest dosage they had at the time (@1976/1977).
Play time!
Chonky: If nobody else wants it, Iāll eat that baby!
And Captain Fuckface claims to understand sarcasm.
Chucks idea of of high brow is insults like ā youāre a poopy headāā
Also, I sent Tim Pool a.screen shot.
Kurt Schlichter had some pointy things to say about the PA race, yesterday:
https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2022/05/16/conservatives-stop-falling-in-love-with-politicians-n2607251
āWe need to be cads, rogues, heartbreakers. Love and politics mix like Brian Stelter, who is a potato, and gyms. We need to be cold. Ruthless. We need to give them a false name and leave a fake phone number on the nightstand.ā
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We’ll know by later tonight which one of them gets to be either a cad or a potato.
The GOP needs people like this cop in the House & Senate.
Nice hook! š
Where was that, and who is Emma Audrey?
I’ve watched that for about 30 seconds straight.
Thatās from France in 2020, and thereās an interesting story behind it – seems the reporter who filmed the punch hates Trump, and loves the protesters who are against todayās thing. š
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Emma Audrey
@emma_audrey_fr
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Thread: I saw that my video with a cop punching a protester dressed in black gained a lot of visibility, since it was promoted by the Trumps team official Twitter account. They invented a story that fits their hate agenda but their story is NOT true.
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Thread: J’ai filmĆ© cette vidĆ©o lors de la manifestation pour le climat Ć Paris. Elle a Ć©tĆ© reprise trĆØs vite par lāextrĆŖme droite amĆ©ricaine et franƧaise.D’ailleurs l’Ć©quipe officielle de Trump, l’a volĆ©e et utilisĆ©e sans mon accord pour se vanter de la volontĆ© de Trump de mettre
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Emma Audrey
@emma_audrey_fr
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Aug 3, 2020
They talk about “antifa” but there is no way to tell if it’s just a protester or a black block. Let’s start from the beginning:
I was covering the annual Climate Change protest in Paris, for my newsroom (
@m25_fr
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Emma Audrey
@emma_audrey_fr
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Aug 3, 2020
You need to know that in France, we journalists, we have the same problems as your journalists have today with police and sometimes with protestors. We get shot with rubber bullets, we get hit with stones (protestors), fragmentation grenades and so on. We get arrested for nothing
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Emma Audrey
@emma_audrey_fr
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Aug 3, 2020
(they call it, identity check) and in general, it’s very difficult to cover this kind of protests. Several journalists have been injured very badly while covering this type of protests. So in general, police don’t really love us. Now with this in mind, imagine having a policeman
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Emma Audrey
@emma_audrey_fr
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Aug 3, 2020
aiming at you head with a LBD-40 gun. Because behind this video, the story is a little bit different than what Trump fans are telling you.
You wonder why I managed to film such a still and clear video of this punch?
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Emma Audrey
@emma_audrey_fr
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Aug 3, 2020
Well it’s because all of this time, I was telling to myself: “at least I’ll have his face if he shoots me”. That’s why I froze and filmed so clearly. Because I WAS AFRAID of this officer. Afraid for being mutilated for life. Because I covered a lot of riots and protests
Thanks for finding that, Octo!!!
“So in general, police donāt really love us.”
Apparently she expects them to despite “journalists” being in in the way.
Thanks for the find. I took the .gif, slowed it down to 1/3 speed, and the protestor’s expression after getting clocked was worth it.
I’m listening to some slow Jimmy Reed blues and this .gif syncs up perfectly.
I foresaw this sequence of storylines as soon as the original horrific story broke. Iām not psychic – Iāve just seen this movie a dozen times or more.
Democrats tend to refuse to admit their association/affiliation with communism, socialism, fascism, and the KKK (aka white supremacy). Even Robert Byrd’s past (ex KKK superstar) was eye-rolled/ignored.
Heās bragging about what he did in office.
She has no idea what she’s talking about. Scary! šÆ
OMG!!! šÆ
Trans Comedy is SO EDGY!š„± š“
Is it too early to drink??
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2022/05/16/liz-cheney-house-gop-leadership-has-enabled-white-nationalism-white-supremacy-and-anti-semitism-n1598246
Cheney sure turned out to be a RINO-loser, didnāt she?
It boggles the mind. But look at the other so-called Republicans, i.e. Kinzinger, Romney, Ryan, McConnell….
Thatās the thing: almost all of elected Republicans are RINOs, with a few significant exceptions. This is why Trump became so popular, and so unpopular with the Idiot Left and their Deep State pals. The Schlichter piece I posted earlier recognizes this fact. Kurt started as a NeverTrumper, like so many of us, but he saw the light pretty soon. The people who never did, whose hatred of Trump still burns with the heat of a thousand suns, are actually Idiot Left now.
Trump connected with Middle America. He spoke directly & honestly, appealing to their sense of patriotism, family & religion.
All true. All part of his Unpardonable Sin, in the stoned, glassy eyes of the Elites.
Good!!! Karma sucks for assholes!
She was given the choice, Iām sure: resign or be axed. Now she can go work in a different district. Plus, her current one doesnāt have to pay her unemployment.
I’m straight. And there’s no way my sexuality would EVER be discussed with young children if I was a teacher. She’s a groomer.
Sheās the definition of a groomer. She will do hard time for messing with kids, at some point.
http://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdGHaLVe/?k=1
A little blast of ghetto reality. š
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“Hunna fiddy inna ‘maro.”
Idiot Left: āStupid GOP racists were offended when President Biden switched to Tagalog to better communicate with his Philippines market. They canāt comprehend that some people can speak more than one language.ā
Well, later. You’re all a bunch of stupid liberals. Good night.
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I can’t believe I followed you people.
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LOL! You people are fucking so dumb. George Floyd was trash. youtube.com/watch?v=6m0sA3ā¦
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This place is so fucking dumb.
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Simple thoughts, for simple-minded blobfishies. But what about racism? Yesterday it was all about thatā¦ š§
Oh, yeah. Problematic. š
What about right-wing communism? Right-wing marxism?
This vague blurt caused consternation for the five people who read it. They need an explanation, or, barring that, a view of your Wordle score. š
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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
Jack says, “You know what, I bet he will.” The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”
Jack replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”
The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Jack took the money. š¤£š¤£š¤£š
Hahaha! :lol;
Note: the blonde in this tale is much smarter than Chonky. Also, presentable in public.
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Young Cybill, all day long! Very presentable.
She’s had a rather messy life. š¦
You are sick, twisted, demented and fat. š
MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN
Thatās a stalwart Lions fan, promoting the grating of Cheesehead Packers fans. Very high concept.
Never saw that, lol. As a life-long Black and Blue division fan I love it!
Stitched together two .gifs & added the #MAGA in January 2017. Original dates to November 2013.
https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/11/28/5155338/lions-packers-2013-results-score
And the crazy broad who was going to be the head has resigned.
The board is meeting to discuss a new name, like the Public Education Enhancement Department. It’s not going away.
They are nuts. Aaaaack!
They trotted out the program loudly and proudly and chose the commie bitch to be the spokesperson. They believed the general public would cheer in adulation. They are dangerous, and they know the program can and will be implemented if they do it quietly with a scratchy signature on a piece of paper with the Presidential Seal on it.
I pray for massive lawsuits against whatever the replacement is called. It’s intent is unconstitutional.
And that will drag out for years, giving them time to add jurists to the SCOTUS as is allowed by the Constitution.
I pray that won’t happen. Unless Trump is POTUS. š
She’s a dingbat.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10833353/Bidens-disinformation-czar-reveals-family-received-death-threats.html
Wikipedia: “The largest ethnic group in Manitoba is English (22.9%), followed by German (19.1%), Scottish (18.5%), Ukrainian (14.7%), Irish (13.4%), Indigenous (10.6%), Polish (7.3%), MĆ©tis (6.4%), French (5.6%), Dutch (4.9%), Russian (4.0%), and Icelandic (2.4%). Almost one-fifth of respondents also identified their ethnicity as ‘Canadian’.”
In other words, 89.4% of the population are racist assholes.
Hubby has Canadian ancestors of Scottish and French ancestry.
A bit surprised at the Scots being up there. Most of them went south after immigrating to get away from the jerks in the NE. I have a lot of Scotch-Irish kin scattered around that I’ve never met. Some ended up in Oz.
His Scottish ancestors emigrated to Nova Scotia.
Years ago I bought Thomas Sowell’s Black Rednecks and White Liberals. Very first chapter describes the immigration from Scotland – and exactly what my ancestors did in the early 1700s. Land, dry off, and head down the Schuylkill.
Karma. š š šÆ
Bet the homeowner got arrested, but it’d be worth it.
Liberal insanity on display.
https://www.thewrap.com/nyu-cancels-former-new-yorker-fact-checker-talia-lavins-journalism-class/
WTH??? šÆ
It’s not too late to turn life around. Just do it.
There’s pride in owning a house, but there’s a lot of debt and maintenance that goes with it. A long term lease is better logically and financially, but that’s a glorified rental. There’s always a van down by the river.
Or a mobile home in a decent neighborhood.
Gus’ roomie is a mess. Thread —>
Poor old sick bastard. I agree itās not too late, though. I think he should try working with some charity or other, thus meeting other people whoāve fucked up their lives and found ways to get on a meaningful path. Iāve seen this work before, with a couple of guys who were close to checking out before seeing the light.
Shut up little man.
I donāt think any of those guys ever got well. š„“šµāš«
They didn’t. They were too far down the road to turn back, let alone pull over.
Froggy went a-trollin’.
Ummmm..
It looked like a cucumber.
Do frogs have penises? š¤
I dunno, Babs. But I do know this.
Big Bird’s pecker was on his face.
Did someone say, āDicknose?ā
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He’s got a set of awesome balls. š
First tweet….
I hope heads roll, but I ain’t holding my breath.
Nothing will happen to Shrillary, but itās nice to see the truth being laid out in court.
I’m seeing a lot of wailing from lefty tweets that the statute of limitations has expired. I’m not a lawyer, but if that’s true, why did Durham bother to press charges?
This is kinda fun.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/05/big-arizona-fraud-update-law-enforcement-raids-nonprofits-2000-mules-ballot-trafficking-investigation-like-tweety-birds-sang/
Nothing like this happening in Michigan, where the Dems have an iron grip upon the urban voting precinct operators, along with a crooked Commie governor. The media here is ignoring the documentary assiduously. The People, however, are aware of the whole voting atrocity and geared up for a mighty push in the mid-terms.
Cats…
Rotate Cabinet Cat pic 180. Still works.
This is absolutely appalling!! The victim was suspended!!!! šÆ
More liberal insanity…
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Oh my god. š±
One more…
Ok. Two. š
SIDEBAR BE MINE!! š
Amazing.
Not really. Was all alone. š¦
Don’t know why you’re not answering your phone Charles Johnson, but I see you are on Twitter so I’ll tell you here. I found some more information on what you were asking me about. It’s called Prutitus Anusitis, in other words, severe anal itching. It’s caused from not wiping your butt properly, I recommend that you still keep that doctor’s appointment that you set up. Just wash it and make sure you keep it really clean; also make sure that you wash your hands after you scratch, that way you wonāt get Pink Eye like you did last time. If kept really clean, then the odor should be more bearable, but just in case, I would keep some air freshener close by at all times. Hope this helps! Sorry to post it on Twitter, maybe next time youāll answer your phone, Crazy.
Dr. Pamela Geller
Long ago on LGF (pre-Rathergate) CeeJ posted details about his buttwipe procedure while disparaging Mexican food.
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EWWWWWW!!
I did remember that shitpost. š¤¢
Karma!!! š
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I hope the driver felt it in his groin, just like his poor car.
I’m listening to some slow Sonny Boy Williamson blues and this .gif syncs up perfectly.
WTH??? šÆ
Ugh. š¦
Insanity reigns supreme in education.
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Thatās great!
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Thatās awesome. Posting on my favorite fitness board. š
Liberals today…
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That looks painful!
“Don’t forget to visit the Epstein Wellness Center for your complimentary massage!”
That’s at Davos, btw. Clothing optional.
https://www.9news.com.au/health/monkeypox-likely-spread-by-sex-at-2-raves-in-europe-who-expert-says/1d2ed2b6-d375-4bef-9456-94a763e1dae9
After reading this fact-based article, I’m re-dubbing the New Hysteria Sickness as “Lesionaire’s Disease.” Oh, I crack myself up sometimes. š
Rodents can carry it also, and the last cases in the US were traced to a pet store in Illinois that sold pocket gophers or something.
Cue the Richard Gere jokes.