Up the Amazon Without a Paddle – Trouble in Culver City
Posted: March 28, 2024 Filed under: Cato, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Amazon, begging bowl, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, The Sage of Culver City 124 Comments
The Diary of Daedalus 
Hey Chuck! What do you mean by “a bogus reason”? That it was fake?
I wonder what happened to reine-de-tout?? Is she still there?
I haven’t seen her posting in a long time, but then I haven’t been over there much.
Ok. Thanks!
Poor Fatso needs $$$. His GoFundme begging bowl got hit with some donations.
$16,738 raised of $20,000 goal
I forked over $5 large, for old timey’s sake. I mean, our bouncing baby needs help for his anti-American crusade…how could you not? I sold my last copy of “Fat Detective,” at a loss, to help our old pal.
HOLY SPAMOLY! YOU AIN’T DED!
OCTO!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!!!! 😍😍
Wild reports of my death were at least slightly-premature. Heart-catheter on Thursday.
Thanks for being happy to see me! I’m going through some stuff, and had to get away from politics for a bit. I have to keep my blood pressure down, seriously. Just so I can get the hips done. My salsa career languishes, meanwhile…
You’re not ready for prayers just yet. Keep us posted, and remember to tell each nurse that she’s your favorite.
Octo – Hope all goes well with getting the catheter. I’ve had friends who have had hips and knees replaced. I pray you have a good surgeon! 🙏 In the meantime, please don’t be a stranger.
Getting old is a bad thing. The alternative is worse. Keep banging away Octo.
JV Team is obvious.
Lara Logan’s already been trashed for her 26 March 10:28am bullshit.
Gus and I had some fun.
“I hope some journalist writes up all of today’s crazy ass bridge collapse conspiracy theories.” – @Gus_802
March 26 is the exact middle of Ramadan this year.
The bridge was destroyed to distract from the P Diddy story.
There was a second ship.
Hillary wanted one of the contractors disappeared.
The accident was caused by institutional racism.
It’s all CGI. It never happened.
Lara Logan was in on it. No one could have known this much detail at 10:23am.
Fire can’t melt steel bridges.
It was demolished by the Russians in retaliation for the CIA’s orchestrated attack on Moscow.
Trump did it to delay court proceedings. Trump is Hitler.
Occam’s Razor says pilot or maintenance error. But the “pilots” that are referenced are usually specific to that river and harbor. In and out. They dont generally steer anywhere but that area. Then they are taken off the boat. The hard part was behind them.
That and thousands of feet of open area under the bridge and the ship goes hard right at the support. That’s suspicious.
Then again it is Baltimore
“Fire can’t melt steel bridges.”
Rosie O’Donnell was the Pilot.
There were two harbor pilots on the ship in addition to the captain. Occam is screaming right now.
It was either a military style cargo ship, or it was equipped with an aftermarket bump stock.
With an assist from a Glock switch it was a fully autopilot ship
Oooh! Dramatic!
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Remember when you could chuckle knowingly at weird conspiracy theories? Before so many of them became true-ish?
For some humor today. 😂😂
😆
Gus and I had some fun with it.
“I hope some journalist writes up all of today’s crazy ass bridge collapse conspiracy theories.” – @Gus_802
Fuck WordPress.
That is all.
Fuck every Big Tech company, with a pineapple wrapped in barbed-wire. On the hour.
Test…
Unmodified the modifications that imposed the damn WP “blocks” format for comments. Embedded .gif links should work again.
YAYYYYYYYYYYY!! 👍👍
This is wild!!! 🤔
Liberalism is a mental disease.
Dang. It’s rather dusty in here. 😥
All dogs go to heaven.
I sure have missed your dog memes, ‘Mouse. This is a gem.
Thanky!!! 😊
Was he for real or just messing with the crazy broads? 🤔🤨 😂
Excellent trolling.
Master Level 😆
Have a great Easter Sunday!!
May 5th this year. Go figure. 😆
Gross abomination. 😡
Insane.
Trans. They’re living their life experience you know. They follow their feelings. Just like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer.
List compiled by Aussie Infidel at the Mothership. https://twitter.com/BunkStrutts/status/1775084167321231590
I’d say they’re pretty visible for an odd minority.
The Aug.14 Gay Uncle Day jokes write themselves.
As a Catholic/Methodist(ish) heterosexual male of Irish bloodlines I find people like me an oppressed minority. It’s not fair.
LGBTQ get pretty much the whole calendar.
African Americans get MLK Day, Junteenth, Federal Holidays, and a Month of Black History.
The Irish get one day a year, it’s not a holiday, everybody can claim to be Irish, and if we celebrate like we want we end up with headaches and handcuffs without regard to our cultural needs.
That’s bigoted sez I.
(To be fair most people have Irish in them. We screwed our way around the world) :)
Dad said our Scots-Irish surname traced back to a Carolingian monk. Go figure.
That was fun to watch.
Note that they wore suits to disguise their entry into the Cathedral, but their shoes give them away.
Going to a friend’s house for Easter dinner. Am making curried shrimp & chicken eggrolls as appetizers. 😋
Mental illness on display. 🙄
The whole Jan. 6 Hoax has been thoroughly debunked and disposed of, by sane people. I have a brother who has stopped talking to me, because of this insanity, despite my earnest efforts to be polite and civil. I’m done being polite about the vile lies.
Liberals tend to believe anything that supports their Orange Man bad drama in life.
This a-hole used to write for the National Review. Was a Republican until 2018. 😡😡
Ace (of Spades) has been very honest and fair with Mr. French, who is now exposed as the very worst variety of quisling. By his own words, of course.
Nope. FOAD. 😡
They are just stupid. They want everybody in their vertical cubicle. Stacked on top of each other. 15 minutes from work, play, food, rapists, addicts and murderers. They call it a progressive solution. Throughout history it’s been otherwise called a ghetto.
With all-electric cars, including remote tracking and shut off options, in case you’ve used up all your travel credits.
“Black Mirror” nailed them on this, several years ago. As futuristic sci-fi-noir. Now it’s just everyday reality.
Oh, Gus… https://twitter.com/Gus_802/status/1775740988981436785
Gus, you can still tell her now. Time is a construct. You are still connected. I think she knows how you feel.
Agreed! 🙏
Fun Facts:
— I need both hips replaced, after several years of intermittent pain led to a semi-crisis, and medical diagnosis of serious hip-cartilage deterioration. I’ve seen the X-rays, of me compared to a “normal” guy, and it’s not good. The post-ambulatory version of life is unsatisfying. Both hips can be fixed, but not at the same time.
— My pre-surgical process led to heart and BP issues, both of which need to be sorted before the hips can be done. The BP responded well to medication, so that’s not an issue. The heart-thing led to a CT-scan, which revealed a possible need for a stent or two, which will be addressed in a heart-catheter procedure in the next couple of weeks.
— Getting old sucks. I’m trying not to be a whiny little bitch about it. I’ve been a fitness nut (mostly) for the past 25 years, so maybe I’d be long dead by now if I’d followed my youthful urges toward self-destruction and unbridled merriment, but who knows?
Figgered something was askew. Thought you might have wandered off to vacation with Nil Stooge…
As for the whiny little bitch part, I just finished Pump 102 and the nursies still dig me.
I admire your ability to handle so much chemo with such a positive attitude. It can’t be easy.
The worst part is when the missus comes in with me and the dynamic changes. They discuss shoes and stuffed mushroom recipes.
Nursies love StudPuppies.
🤩😋
Was very worried!! Thanks for the update and PLEASE keep us posted!
Welcome back Octo.
…and just like the last beer, he’s gone.
Disgusting people doing disgusting things to J6 people like Lavrenz. 😡
More insanity.
FOAD!! 😡
😂🤣
Is it too early to start drinking?? 🤡🤓
Cats are a-holes.
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Thanks, Bunk!!! 😍
Not sure whether to laugh or cry. 🙄
😂😂
Our state of the Union. 🙄😏
Why am I not surprised? 🙄😏🤨
Righty was closing in on the sidebar.
Now I feel like Snidely Whiplash.
I’m usually the only one here. 🙁
As far as you know.
I know.
Unfreakingreal!! 🤔🤨😡
Democrats are insane. 🙄
The FISA reauthorization bill has failed in the House because of the following 19 great patriots…..
Andy Biggs of Arizona
Dan Bishop of North Carolina
Lauren Boebert of Colorado
Tim Burchett of Tennessee
Michael Cloud of Texas
Eli Crane of Arizona
Bob Good of Virginia
Matt Gaetz of Florida
Paul Gozar of Arizona
Clay Higgins of Louisiana
Anna Paulina Luna of Florida
Cory Mills of Florida
Nancy Mace of South Carolina
Ralph Norman of South Carolina
Andy Ogles of Tennessee
Scott Perry of Pennsylvania
Matt Rosendale of Montana
Greg Steube of Florida
Chip Roy of Texas
I hope the S.O.B. is in hell for eternity.
Nicole Brown was the same graduating class as my sister. I saw her at a few parties that I went to. I was 22 and I figured she was too young for me. He met her as a 17 year old working at a restaurant.
My brothers and I would go to the High School to run the bleachers for a workout. We’d often see OJ and Charlie White running on the track. Every now and then they would stop for a little chemical enhancement where they left their gym bags. They were called the Cocaine Twins.
Wow! Thanks for sharing!! 😃
I’m surprised he lasted as long as he did. His heart should have blown out years ago.
He was a disgusting monster. Here is a link to photos that show how gruesome the murders were. 😡
https://www.nationalenquirer.com/photos/o-j-simpson-murder-trial-bloody-crime-scene-photos/
I drove by there when I was working in Brentwood.
Condos. Hi density. Somebody should have heard something.
I wonder what Oprah’s reaction was when the cameras shut off.
My grocery bills are insane. 😡
