Effin’ Chuck.
Posted: June 27, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, SCOTUS, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 86 Comments
And Charles doesn’t have a “fucking life” to battle for.
The Wit & Whiz of Magical Jazzy
Posted: June 18, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 184 Comments
Coming up with such brilliance to share with the world makes a ponytail mighty hongry. Now off to Trader Joe’s.
Venomous lizards are clamping & thrashing again.
Posted: June 11, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Bob Cesca, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, fuckface, illustration, interview, LGF, Little Green Footballs, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 189 Comments
Speaking of grifters, check out this lizard-lapping suckage. How long did FFace have to pester this Bobcie Twit to get the gig of a lifetime?
Click on the image only if you really really really want to hear Charles babble about things he doesn’t know anything about.
You Put Your Left Foot In
Posted: June 2, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, illustration, LGF, Little Green Footballs, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 266 Comments
…your mouth again, Chuck.
Them be some fat stompy feets, Charles.
Posted: May 24, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: algorithm, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 203 Comments
The New LGF Look is a Clusterchuck.
Posted: May 15, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City 194 Comments
That screenshot kinda speaks for itself.
Wednesday Night Twig
Posted: May 5, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, photographic genius, The Sage of Culver City 223 Comments
16 hours later, Charles rolled off the futon to bask in his artistry.
So what did he spill that he had to hose off?
Charles Johnson, Missile Commander
Posted: April 25, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Atari, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 213 Comments
Atari’s Missile Command and Space Invaders were released in 1980. The Atari 400 sold for $500 in 1980. The Atari 800 sold for twice as much. The only significant difference was the keyboard.
Charles was 27 years old when he blew the equivalent of $1,800 just so he could do this:
Something just ain’t right about an adult playing PewPewPew… and then bragging about it four decades later.
$3.99 Clown Food from Trader Joe’s Culver City
Posted: April 18, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, lobster ravioli, penis penis penis lol, puke, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, Trader Joe's, twitter 215 Comments
Helps if you follow the prep instructions instead of letting them thaw for a couple hours and nuking them.
Yep. That’s clown food.
Donald Chuck
Posted: April 12, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, duck, goose, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 119 Comments
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