Lacerta Adipem Stultus Viridi Johnsonii – The Blogfish
Posted: June 18, 2012 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Humor, Little Green Footballs, Open Thread | Tags: .gif animation, Charles Johnson, Humor, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol 74 CommentsThe Blogfish*
[lacerta adipem stultus viridi johnsonii]
The Blogfish (commonly referred to as the Vapor-Minded Brasnapper, Twitterfink and Fuckfish) is a stalker of the deep. Although it believes itseslf to be one, it’s not really a predator because it stalks and fails throughout its miserable life. It’s often found feeding on stray adhominisms, Gusmung, baseless rumoroids, nefarious innuendo, unsubstantiated nuance, and many other sources known as madeupshit. It cuts and pastes, and then excretes it throughout the blogosphere. One of its natural predators is the Mockfish [inridere multo daedalusium] although there are many others.
Once hatched, the Blogfish is so small that it usually escapes notice, yet it grows quickly, reproduces asexually and exponentially, and then pursues and eats its offspring. For this reason the Blogfish is considered a beclowned sphecies. It is the only fish known to sweat.
* Not to be confused with a closely related species.
[h/t XCitizen10]
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[Update: – h/t mrpaulrevere]
From Legal Insurrection:
“The license plate prefix probably only is appreciated by those in the blogosphere.”
The Diary of Daedalus 
Thanks for the hat tip!
CARPe Duh’um Chuck!
and Iceweasel is a hagfish
gus is a puffer
obdicut is a puffter
and hoosier hoops is a sucker
regarding that Pagan KAFFIR with all the bumper stickers,
they would chop his head under Sharia law. how bout them COEXIST apples mother fucker?
The Horned God of Wicca is getting tired of all the hype surrounding the Moon Goddess, and is fidna bring the pimp-hand down. š”
That fishy gif is mesmerizing. š
Here’s a throbbing one:
http://tinyurl.com/86fzzwd
Chuck’s actual face on the fish looks like Darth Vader when he takes his mask off in Return of the Jedi.
Boo scary!
the fish gets uglier the closer it comes to looking like charles
Chuck’s formula:
http://wristaction.blogspot.com/2012/06/how-to-write-bullshit-model-for-every.html
http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/ann-romney-no-we-wont-be-such-shameless-vacation-freeloaders-like-the-obamas/
Chuckles the Blogger (I do not want to link it) says this is proof that the Romneys are raaaaacists, because they are implying the Obamas are lazy and shiftless.
So Charles Johnson actually thought that, typed that, and published that. How racist is that!
No, Chuck,
She’s saying they won’t mooch off the public. She’s not accusing them of being lazy-hey, they’re some of the most active moochers history has seen.
Obviously, this is a racist wingnut dog-whistle: “Romney was responding to a question from WJR Detroitās Frank Beckmann, who asked Romney if her family would be vacationing abroad as frequently as the Obamas.
āI doubt that,ā Romney replied. āOur vacations and our happiness come from being with our children and our grandchildren.ā
Oh yes, and referring to children and grandchildren is no doubt a homophobic dog whistle.
Homophobic dog loves carsurfing.
Glad to be of service (for what little bit I did). It turned out amazing briarius, and the story gets a gold star for mockery!
Speaking of mockery, here’s some low-hanging fruit.
6 Daniel Ballard Mon, Jun 18, 2012 11:16:46am
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Those of you that retweet this, please tag it #pushback
I’m trying to establish that as an anti bigotry content marker.
Is that a joke? No, really? Where do they get these grandiose delusions?
Feerless Leeder?
“It is the only fish known to sweat”
Or to confuse its reproductive organ with one belonging to a Teenyweiner.
It reproduces asexually. Apparently It screws itself.
The fishmorph is freaky. I have to keep scrolling up and re examine it. Nice work.
If your Latin is rusty, Google Translate works.
First result on bing and Google. lol
Nice!
Hatchling “Elias” is still managing to avoid the stick, despite CJ’s “spidey senses”:
I think this one found LGF about 5 years too late….
Woah, Furious Burkha will not be pleased. CJ’s stuck in the middle on that one.
I’m sure Charles is searching all his data bases to prove it’s a sock, Or he might be lazy and ban him first, then falsly accuse him of being a sock.
Did you see this?
CuriousLurker Mon, Jun 18, 2012 1:50:24pm
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Uh-oh, Stinky’s in da house…
I see another “Lord of the Flies” LGF style moment coming on.
Is Killgore in da house? Fight fight fight fight
Elias says he’s a Zionist in France and sees a lot of anti-Semitism. He’s getting Obdicunted.
How whacked out is CJ? Not even Alan Colmes goes for the racist dog-whistle meme: http://www.alan.com/2012/06/18/ann-romney-slams-the-obamas-for-overseas-vacations/
Even Daily Kos missed the racist wingnut angle: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/06/18/1100984/-Ann-Romney-promises-not-to-be-all-hoity-toity-like-those-family-hating-Obamas
He’s getting worse; he’s implying a racist angle with every criticism now.
Ya know, it wasn’t that long ago that LGF was leading the charge against Obama too. In fact, I seem to recall Johnson mocking the notion that any criticism of Obama = racism. Anyone know where to dig it up?
The first car I ever bought was a Volvo. Great car but service and maintenence was expensive. Next vehicle was a Suburban. I loved that truck.
Albuquerque
98deg
8% humidity….
cotton mouth
Cleveland Ohio area.
Thunderstorms/
Hot/humid.
I get nose bleeds if it’s too dry.
My house near Phoenix, Arizona….
109 degrees
4% humidity
excessive heat warning
heh
Near DFW 91deg
44% humidity
moderately good hair day
https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/214834376209473536
blog rabies…no other explanation
LGF needs to be put to down
As elegant as that “anti content marker” is, I think someone will be left very sad and disappointed.
Especially if there’s a concerted effort to establish the same as an anal intercourse content marker exclusive to LGF.
A word to the wise: You cannot reach the within from without, let therefore your fullness of essence wallow in the thickness from within, but not on old terms.
What bs. Charles can.
Wallow.
*swallow
Living in the essence of self is more difficult than being yourself. #pushback
No it’s not. Charles says so.
What came first, the hand or the glove? #pushback
You cannot hold what you cannot reach, and what use is it to reach after what you cannot hold? #pushback
Birds of one feather cannot fly. #pushback
You cannot reach the Cheetos in the kitchen from the computer desk, let therefore the bag of Cheetos rest on the fullness of the belly under the thickness of the moobs, but not near the spilled Mountain Dew bottle. – Chunkfucius
Live your life as balls on the without. #pushback
Crap, beed is starting to make sense to me.
You’re in deep shit.
https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/214848275059195907
Do not let other people dictate the essence of you but define yourself from what is inside your true beingness within the truth of essence from within. #pushback
…I’m so looking forward to hooking up with John Deruiter this summer…
Being is. Being is in-itself. Being is what it is.
Jean-Paul Sartre
Existence precedes and rules essence.
Jean-Paul Sartre
That Sartre is like a pre puberty kid compared to the great John Deruiter. John’s intellect is so big it has its own set of balls. #fact
Sartre was also a typical leftist who couldn’t see evil even when it was right in front of him.
“Sartre went to Cuba in the 1960s to meet Fidel Castro and spoke with Ernesto “Che” Guevara. After Guevara’s death, Sartre would declare him to be “not only an intellectual but also the most complete human being of our age”[24] and the “era’s most perfect man.”[25] Sartre would also compliment Che Guevara by professing that “he lived his words, spoke his own actions and his story and the story of the world ran parallel.”[26]”
Sartre went on to become an anarchist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Paul_Sartre
I think therefore I spam.
What Beed is REALLY all about. š
If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I’m still waiting, it’s all been to seduce women basically.
Jean-Paul Sartre
That guy had STDs like a 2000 year old sailor.
Good thing he lived to see penicillin. (I love how that ‘s pronounced). š
dinner time!
food rock
dinner time??? dude! the geezers in Sun City are just now arriving at the Denny’s.
I’m on Leave It To Beaver Time down here
https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/214853986375831553
PhoenixGirl tweeted this hilarity!
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dessert?