Charles Johnson der Twitterkrieger

Yeah, sure he didn’t. Interesting that the @lizardoid account is still live, yet scraped clean of all tweets. Also interesting is the account has a girthdate of September 2012. (not February 2009) and Twitter supposedly deleted inactive and duplicate accounts years ago. Yeah, sure they did.

So why did Charles want it? So he could taunt, scold, pester and harangue people who never heard of Charles or LGF and don’t give a Johnson what he thinks, all in hopes of being recognized as a heavy hitter in his own dark closet of fetid fury. Spew, spew, spew.

When he’s not spitting lame insults willynilly he’s displaying his pithy wit for all to scroll past, like this:

  


The Twitterprose of Charles Johnson









Chucky eats an “Impossible Whopper”


“Thank you Mr. Johnson.”

Then:

285 Gus 802 Sat, Oct 11, 2008 7:26:16pm

At long last I am here!

Thank you Mr. Johnson. I’ve been waiting to register here for almost a year and happened by this evening and finally saw that registration was open. Been a reader of LFG for almost 3 years now.

Greetings from Denver.

Gus

Now:


“…impuning their motives and patriotism, smearing them in intensely ugly ways.” -Charles Johnson

Uh, sure they did, Charles. Let’s see what others had to say on Little Green Footballs:


LOL آلت تناسلی مرد آلت تناسلی مردآلت تناسلی مرد


Yes it is, um, Charles, except for one thing. Microsoft’s translator app sucks donkeys. Here’s the actual Tweet:

Here’s the script cut-n-pasted directly from that tweet:

به مردم شجاع و رنج کشیده ایران: من از ابتدای دوره ریاست جمهوریم با شما ایستاده‌ام و دولت من همچنان با شما خواهد ایستاد. ما اعتراضات شما را از نزدیک دنبال می کنیم. شجاعت شما الهام بخش است.


Here’s the Farsi to English Google Translate translation:

Here’s an enhancement of that translation:


Charles Johnson, you blew it again, just like you did with the laptop menu board, the Air Cav Hat, the Tennessee State Flag, the Ohio State Flag and your credibility.



ههههههههه
خخخخخخخ
هاهاهاها
هرهرهرهر

 


Another Outrageous Outrage From The Left: Who Told You That You’re Allowed To Choose Your Own Lightbulbs?!

Nothing wrong with LED lamps. They’re more energy efficient, give off less heat, come in all kinds of color flavors (Kelvin temps) and last longer than incandescent and fluorescent lamps. BUT

LED lamps are pricey, and often require new fixture replacements. Do you want to save $10 per year in electricity but spend $5K in fixture upgrades in your own home? The choice should be left up to you, not forced upon you by government fiat based upon specious climate change propaganda.

If you choose to retrofit, be cautious… some LED lamps closely mimic true daylight and can mess with your head. How many LED daylight fixtures have you installed in your own hovel, Charles?