“Strangers viciously read what I posted online.” – Charles Johnson, viciously whining

Charles’ BFF once offered to help – it would have been a hoot, but he got the boot.

More Fun With Reggie HERE.
Now let’s talk about gun pimples…

Yeah. I said pimples.

A Charlie Johnson Christmas

Texas Meebas Found Breeding Under the Roots of Charles Johnson’s Magical Jazzy Ponytail

He’s definitely got the Meebs. No other explanation.

“Spare us the tone policing,” says Internet Oberführer Charles Johnson to Twitter

As soon as President Trump tested positive for the China Virus, the left celebrates, including our favorite Exploding Fimple:

But wait! There’s more!

That last one got Mr. Kragar a TwitterTimeout for bein’ a dick.

And it’s only gonna get worse. 😀

[Update: Kragar’s suspension above was from 10 September. The President’s condition was announced on 1 October.]

Get another 3am phone call, Charles?

In 2011, post-meltdown Johnson posted this:

That comment linked to this:

And now Al-Jazeera is a credible reference.


Charles Johnson Needs Suggestions.

You’ve come to the right place, Chuck, because this is the Year of Hindsight and we’re here to help.

  1. Cut that stoopid ponytail. ________________________________________
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“What is this weird sensation I’m feeling? I haven’t felt this in so long, I forget what it’s called.” – Charles Johnson

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A Weak of Little Green Footballs

Kinda weak in the”source of unique stories about news, politics, art, culture and music” department these days, Chuck. Your material has gotten damn thin these past years, nothing but lifted videos and podcasts produced by others. Maybe you could gather your chins and post some cutting edge news aggregation just like old times and show Jim Hoft and others how the cow eats the cabbage. Maybe go back to astroturfing, or start another flame war with Oliver Willis. Find someone you hate standing in front of a menu board and make up a bunch of crap. Justify the Antifa riots. I dunno, Babs…

“Hey, Alexa. How can I make my traffic stats suck even more?” – Charles Johnson

[Source: https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/littlegreenfootballs.com]

Last time we checked, the blimpcycle was riding an oddly shaped spike in April and rose to a higher than expected rank in May. LGF is now at about the same level it was in January. BTW, Charles, in the past 90 days, Jim Hoft’s Gateway Pundit has gone from #9,588 to #1,066. Sucks to be you.

In July 2008, Little Green Footballs clocked in at about 15,500 on Alexa website rankings.

Charles Johnson Complains About Black Displays.