Pheew. 64 year old Magical Jazzy Ponytailed Paleo-Liberal Charles Johnson Calls 69 year old Mustachioed John Bolton a Paleo-Conservative Bigot Because Pamela Geller.

Here are four simple observations:

  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.
  • Nobody agitates for war, except our enemies.
  • Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Robert Pam.
  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.

Then there are these inane LGF chitterlings: Read the rest of this entry »

Charles Johnson Revisits Breivik’s Manifesto. Again.




No, Charles. Breivik linked directly to your website, quoted from articles that you posted and promoted, and named you multiple times. You took responsibility for your own content with the statement “I AM Little Green Footballs. It’s only me.

Remember when Charles Johnson claimed that Robert Spencer, Pamela Geller and others were responsible for deranged madman Anders Breivik’s murder spree in Oslo within hours of the shootings, merely because they were mentioned in his “Manifesto?”

We do.

Remember when ThinkProgress posted a bar chart of Breivik’s influences based upon his online “Manifesto” and omitted Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs? Remember when the BRC did a simple word search of Breivik’s “Manifesto” and found over 30 citations that were omitted by ThinkProgress? Remember when we posted an updated StinkProgress bar chart to include Breivik’s references to Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs?

We do.

Remember when Glenn Greenwald found it, verified it and reposted it? Heh.

We do.

Remember when we turned the ThinkProgress bar chart into a pie chart?

We do.

Even LGF communist in good standing Sergei Romanov pointed out the obvious.

Remember when we showed how anyone could easily verify it with a simple word search?

Charles Johnson is a lying coward. At least Glenn Greenwald is honest.

Still running away from the Breivik ties

Despite being cited in Breivik’s manifesto, Charles still denies this connection. Many Berniebros rightfully point out the ties Charles has with Breivik. He still goes into denial over this established connection.

Someone was not buying the ageing hippie’s excuses.

Charles can run, but he can’t hide from the Breivik ties.

Beware of Moderates! Update: Charles still denies ties with Breivik

When the Left claims a person is moderate, beware they mean that the person is just slightly to right of Hugo Chavez. Our favorite nasty person, Happy Warrior calls Obama’s judicial nominee a Moderate!

Garland is ModerateBeware of the term Moderate!
Update: Charles still denies that Breivik had ties to LGF.

Sam KnightBreivik cited Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs numerous times in his manifesto. Charles can lie all he wants, but Breivik was a fan of his.

[Updated: Corrected spelling of Breivik and added link to Diary of Daedalus’ archive.]

“A Far Right Racist Website”

Whenever the LGF link to Breivik gets mentioned, Mr. Toot goes into denial mode. Rather than try to counteract the fact Breivik mentioned LGF in his manifesto, Charles smears The Diary of Daedalus as “a far right racist website.”

LGF and Charles Johnson are mentioned in Breivik’s manifesto. The chart we posted is accurate and anyone can search for mentions of LGF or Charles Johnson in Breivik’s manifesto. Mr. Toot can deny all he wants, but Breivik mentioned him (even quoted him) and no amount of spin nor smears can change that.

[Updated: Here’s a link to the DoD Breivik/Johnson Archives. It’s complete with CJ meltdowns, Breivik’s own words,  Breivik’s links to specific articles on Little Green Footballs, and unadulterated statistics. Scroll and enjoy. – Briareus]


Stalk much, Charles?

Charle Johnson's Stalking Obsessions thru 1 March 2015

Heh. Charles has been harassing Glenn Greenwald since 2006, and he’s still cranking on about a dead man and an updated bar chart.

Charles, you so funny.

Charles demands apology from Greenwald

Charles still refuses to admit that he was cited by Brevik. the 61 year old Hipster tweets out a whining plea for Glenn Greenwald  to apologize for tweeting out that LGF was cited in Breivik’s manifesto.

Charles, needs to stop denying he was cited by Breivik.

Flashback! [Updated]

The graph made amended by The Boiler Room Crew that documents how many times Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs were cited in Anders Breivik’s manifesto still leaves a sting. Charles is tweeting his article attacking Greenwald for linking to the graph produced by the BRC.

Charles keeps claiming it was a fake graph, but any person who scans Breivik’s manifesto can see that LGF and Charles were cited in his work. No amount of denial by Charles can change the facts.

[Update: The BRC did not create the original bar chart of Breivik’s influences, but modified the one dispersed by Think Progress which omitted Charles Johnson and LGF from the tally. Here is a pie chart using the same figures provided by Think Progress, previously posted here:

Breivik Influences graph

There’s no question that Charles F. Johnson was No.3 on Breivik’s Admiration Hit Parade after Robert Spencer and Bat Ye’or. Breivik’s Manifesto may be safely downloaded as a .pdf  here:

Click to access breivik-manifesto-2011.pdf

Download it, click “select all,” copy it into MSWord and do a word search.


Why is this so difficult for Charles Johnson to admit?

There’s been a resurgence in interest about mass murderer Anders Breivik’s  Manifesto recently. Someone (we won’t say who)  just can’t accept facts, but his initials are Charles Johnson, projectionist extraordinaire. We heard a rumor that he changed political views a while back, and now he’s a radical Lutheran collecting Jello/milk/fruit mould recipes. Johnson’s been stamping his feet and flailing his pudgy fists on Twitter and LGF,  screeching that he was never mentioned in Breivik’s deranged screed even though the facts prove otherwise.

The Magical Jazzy 61-year-old ponytailed guitarist who hasn’t recorded anything significant since the 1970s, who falsely claims Buckhead’s and Jeremy Chrysler’s work on Rathergate as his own, who ran his profitable blog into the ground while backstabbing those who helped him along the way, is now in his fourth day of whining about a link tweeted by Glenn Greenwald on 16 April.

We decided to simplify the graphics for the pro-ponytail crowd. We’ve stripped away the most quoted source in Breivik’s diatribe (Robert Spencer’s Jihad Watch) to show the other references. We used the numbers posted by ThinkProgress and included the (omitted) number of times “Charles Johnson” and “Little Green Footballs” were mentioned, not counting footnotes. Screeching colors don’t lie.

Breivik Influences graph

The point is that Charles Johnson cannot claim that he was an insignificant influence in the mind of a madman, yet Johnson used those same numbers to attack others, as if they were directly responsible for the Oslo Massacre.

If that’s not simple enough, try this:

Breivik on Charles Johnson

One of the graphics is a fabrication, the other is an illustration. No matter which one you choose, Charles, you owe a bunch of apologies before you demand one from Glenn Greenwald – and it’s doubtful that Greenwald owes you anything after all the au gratis attention he’s thrown your way,  you #Rumpswab.

More on the LGF Connection to the Breivik Manifesto

Graph of blasphemy?

Graph of blasphemy?

As we enter day three of the meltdown brought on by a single tweet left by Glenn Greenwald, I’ll take the opportunity to opine that the meltdown’s intensity is due not to the fact that the tweet leads to a “faked graphic”, but rather the more general consequence of exposing Greenwald’s hundreds of thousands of twitter followers to our website. After all, there’s a lot of dirt we’ve gathered over the years (some of the real juicy stuff conveniently linked under “greatest hits” right in our sidebar —>); quite a cache of ammo for bloggers and twitterwarriors alike. Given the almost non-stop barrage of attacks Johnson launches against Greenwald these days, the exposure could be considered a tactical disaster.

The best part is that Greenwald didn’t mention LGF or Johnson specifically in the aforementioned tweet, really only linking to our site with a reference to the graph about the citations in the Breivik manifesto. Therefore, I have to think that Johnson’s accusations of libel and being smeared -to the point of demanding an apology and retraction– are desperate to the point of being laughable (even if the graph wasn’t accurate or based on facts, which isn’t the case).

In short, well played Glenn Greenwald. Well, played.

So since we may have a few visitors lurking about, and because we’re on the subject of the Breivik manifesto, I thought I might do a little more digging and see what I can find…

First, we have this tweet from Johnson that I think deserves a fact check:

Incorrect. There are sections of the manifesto under the headings “Demography” and “Statistics” that appears to be Breivik’s own writing and research. If you turn to page 584, you will see this:

manifesto cite LGF 1


The highlighted link takes you to LGF article 23696:

lgf 23696 bethlehem

(“RoP”, for our visitors, was shorthand for Johnson’s commonly-used and sarcastically-implied reference to Islam as the “Religion of Peace”)

Interesting that Breivik cited LGF, rather than the source link at Daily Mail, as if he wanted to give Johnson credit for the find, or in the very least acknowledging that he saw it there first. Very interesting.

So now that we’ve got that straight, our research of the manifesto concludes that the rest of the (many) LGF urls cited in the manifesto are contained within the reprinted works of the writer who went under the pseudonym “Fjordman” (although it appears that Breivik himself at least went through the process of listing the urls manually for citation, gleaned from the hyperlinks contained within the online versions). For some perspective and context, here’s a slideshow for the screenshots of all those LGF links that were cited in those sections (excluding LGF’s front page url):

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And speaking of Fjordman, there really are quite a few of his pieces in that manifesto. One that caught my eye can be found on page 528:

fjordman moderate muslims manifesto

Why that one?

Well, as we’ve discussed previously and at length, Johnson has since scrubbed virtually all association with Fjordman from his site into the memory hole, so one isn’t able to visit any of his many contributions to LGF today. However, our engineers here in the Boiler Room had managed to grab one LGF article #22478 before it disappeared:

lgf fjordman moderate

Interesting coincidence.