Full archive of St. Pancake goods is here.
Everyone in the blogosphere wants to know how Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving went. It went like this:
At 11am he posted a music video on LGF, then went silent, presumably to prepare a grand Thanksgiving Dinner. Then 3-1/2 hours later:
On our tradtional Day of Reverence, to be grateful for what we have – good fortune, good friends and family – and to remember those who are no longer with us, Charles is a miserable hateful person.
By 5:55pm, his bird was still not done, so let’s run the numbers. Say the prep for the turkey is one hour before you shove it into the oven, and if the rule of thumb is 15 minutes per pound, Charles bought a 24 lb. Butterball. For himself.
About a half hour later, the “big freakin’ bird” is done, and Charles has already consumed so much food he’s sleepy.
Does anyone buy that story given the timeline?
Charles didn’t go anywhere, didn’t have any friends or family over to his place, and didn’t eat it all in 20 minutes.
Or maybe he did.
LMAO Chuck. You’re more transparent than Claude Rains ever was.
From The Diary of Daedalus Draft Retro Archives: “ProLifeLiberal makes demands on Israel while admitting he never met a Jew.”Posted: July 29, 2018
This post by Daedelus has been sitting in the DoD draft file bin since 20 February 2012. Might as well give it some air. Here it is, verbatim, unedited.
The mentally imbalanced and Islamic radical, ProLifeLiberal now is making demands on Israel. He said he would only be OK with peace with that nation if they accept his demands.
This shows the delusions of this fool. ProLife thinks he can make demands on a nation. Then he gets into a very interesting exchange with Alouette.
Wow, so he makes demands on Israel, criticize their government and admits to not knowing any Jewish person? In a rare moment oif sanity, Marxist loon Obdicut calls out ProLifeLoser.
In answer to Obdicut’ question, ProLife stays online all day fantasizing of being some great Jihadi warrior spreading Islam. He’s someone with mental issues who doesn’t live in reality. He really needs to be watched.
The supposedly Pro-Israel Charles Johnson was on that same thread. He had nothing to say on this subject.
Charles, we just can’t give you enough to make up for what you’ve given us and others over the years. Your fundraisers and generous contributions to charitable causes has been an inspiration to many of us who have followed Little Green Footballs since its inception. Your support of Judeo-Christian values is beyond reproach, especially during this Holiday Season, and we are truly in awe of your unselfish philanthropy. May God bless you and Little Green Footballs for saving so many lives from destitution, and we wish you a very Merry Christmas.
Yesterday there was a shooting in a movie theater in Louisiana. As expected, the LGF crew jumped on this to bash gun rights. Two of the embittered losers, Darthstar and resident Kapo Alouette tweeted out some stupidity.
— The Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) July 24, 2015
Active shooters and innocent black people getting killed by authorities – that’s what prime-time entertainment has been reduced to. #America
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) July 24, 2015
Economic literacy is not prevalent among the LGF’s band of losers and Alouette is one of the top ignoramuses when it comes to economic issues. Blinded by a devotion to Stalinist dogma, the resident Kapo attacks Uber.
The reason Uber is successful is due to market forces. In some localities, taxis are very oppressive due to government regulations or monopolies and Uber provides an alternative means of transportation. As a user I find it to be very convenient due to shorter waiting time and lower prices. If Alouette was really concerned about the taxi industry, she would push for deregulation that would allow taxis to lower their prices. The Kapo is just jealous that people are making money.
In a typical hypocritical stance, Alouette is OK with a similar service to Uber, this time involving apartments that benefited her. It’s not Rand Paul that views us consumers as peasants, it is Alouette and her Stalinist ideologues at LGF.
A Hearty Welcome to all BlogMockers, Stalkers, TwitterWarriors, Chuckleophiles, Current & Former Lizards and Esteemed Fellows of The Diary of Daedalus! Grab a brew and a big bowl of Cheetos’ cause it’s time for
The Annual LGF Awards!
Pickin’s were slim for Stupor Bowl 2014. Charles Johnson’s website Little Green Footballs has become a homogenous mix of like-minded vaporbrains, answering the right questions with the wrong answers while patting their fuzzy pockmarked behinds with congratulatory updings. This year’s Award Nominees and Poll Results turned up some surprises, so without further adieu, here are the recipients of The 2014 LGF Awards.
Previous winners of The Buzzsaw Award for intrepid flounce-worthy snarkage were:
2013 – Killgore Trout
2012 – Rightwing_2 aka MF Horn
2011 – No Awards. Fire in the Boiler Room
2010 – Cato “Do It Now” The Elder
The 2014 Buzzsaw Award is hereby presented to Killgore Trout.
Killgore Trout (Recipient of the 2013 Buzzsaw Award) received a whopping 52% of the vote this time around. He’s best known for his dishonest astroturfing of right wing websites in order to gain favor with Charles Johnson, and it worked for a while. Killgore lost his crown due to LGF hive attacks (orchestrated by Iceweasel & Jimmah), his penchant for non-conformity and general contrarian positions on LGF, and especially for his unwavering support for the State of Israel.
THE IRISH ROSE
Previous winners of The Irish Rose Award for salivating suckage:
2013 – Gus_802
2012 – Dark Falcon
2011 – No Awards. Fire in the Boiler Room
2010 – Dark Falcon
The 2014 Irish Rose Award is hereby presented to Stabby
The Irish Rose is not one that most recipients cherish. It acknowledges drooling unrequited love and adulation of Charles Foster Johnson and is reserved for those sycophantic little lizard lappers who remain in good standing at Little Green Footballs by stroking the Big Green Donkey Charles. Many assumed that El Gusano would win again this year, but it wasn’t in the cards for the Argentinian anti-American pro-jihad Johnson-catching Jew hater.
To his credit, Stabby had the cojones (unlike other LGF patrons like Gus_802 or Dark Falcon) to venture past the confines of The Swamp and opine at Diary of Daedalus, and therefore deserves the Award. (We’ve hosed off and disinfected Gus’ stained and encrusted throne, so shut up and have a seat.)
No one ever doubts who’s going to win The Johnson Award because there are so few 60+ year old guitarist bloggers with magical jazzy ponytails who qualify.
Here’s the vote breakdown. G’head. Click it, Charles.
2013 – Robert Stacy McCain
2012 – Andrew Breitbart (awarded posthumously)
Of all the LGF Awards, this one is perhaps the most auspicious (Charles pronounces the word “ouse-picky-use”) because it involves those who smack down The Corpulent Blogger with intelligence, logic, clever wit and humor.
Nick Searcy [@YesNickSearcy] won with 32% of the vote for his concise and effortless Twitter smackdowns of Charles [@Green_Footballs] Johnson’s kikmidog-style of ankle biting, and demonstrated the heart, soul, snark and wit required of all recipients of This Award. Therefore
Without disparaging Mr. Searcy’s entertaining and invaluable contributions, he never endured the vile barrage that Charles Johnson and his Little Green Flying Monkeys unleashed on Mandy [@Liberty_Chick] Nagy. While coping with Lupus Disease, Mandy suffered a massive stroke last fall, leaving her seriously crippled, both physically and mentally, and Charles Foster Johnson sent NO condolences.
Honorable Mention: Mandy Nagy
Kudos to all who participated in This Poll, and thanks also to The Corpulent One, whose hyperbolic bloviation and juvenile attention-whoring idiocy has provided us so much inane entertainment over the years.
Charles, PLEASE keep up the stupid. Were it not for your massive ego, your unjustified backstabbing of benefactors and supporters, and your dearth of coherent logic, we wouldn’t be sitting behind you at the Matinee kicking your chair, spitting Milk Duds down your shirt collar and betting on how many wet jujubes your magical jazzy ponytail can hold before they start dropping into your plumber’s crack. Thank you, Charles.
This second entry in the 2014 year end statistics series is a look at the most prolific commenters for the year. As the title of this post has already revealed, and for the first time since 2010, Gus was NOT the top lizard. Though Gus and Alouette both posted thousands fewer comments in 2014 than 2013, Gus’s notable Twitter obsession may have cost him the top spot this year.
Of particular note:
- Charles continues in his quest to dominate the comment section of his own blog, climbing 4 spots up to 5th this year. The two newcomers (both joined in 2013) more than doubled their post count in 2014, but the rest of last year’s leaders seem to be losing interest.
- Dark_Falcon might be tiring of getting slapped around and forced to recant whenever he offends the hivemind.
- Obdicut, a Top 6 commenter for 3 years (2010-2012), dropped to 46th.
- ProLifeLiberal seems less interested, dropping 39 spots to 70th.
- HoosierHoops, since moving to Northern Wisconsin last December, has had much less to say about his love life.
This is the first of a series of at least 1 year end statistics post to be published during the next several days. This one focuses on changes to the LGF all-time commenter rankings. For the first time since January 2009, when MandyManners passed the already banned babbazee to assume the top spot, there is a new record holder. Around December 19th, Gus 802 surpassed MM and now squats alone atop the commenter pile, littered such as it is with the bodies of 16000 blocked accounts. The current top 20 all-time posters are:
A couple of things of note:
- Charles is rocketing up the list, 16th (2012) to 13th (2013) to 9th.
- Alouette is headed for the top 10 having come up from 59th (2012) to 22nd (2013) to 14th.
- Leaving the top 20 this year was Walter L. Newton, slipping off the list from 19th last year.
White Progressives have taken their white hooded sheets out the closet and have been digitally lynching Mia Love over the past week. LGF’s resident kapo was one of the contributors to the racist attacks on Mia Love. Now she rages that Wonkette linked to her racist screed.
The KKK returns!