Closing Time at the Icarus Lounge

A quick dumpster dive in the Files of Steaming Piles turned up a lot of peevish skulldickery, including these historical wonders, recreated verbatim with Nil Stooge’s Tool of Resurrection™. Karma points are estimated.


174 Comments on “Closing Time at the Icarus Lounge”

  1. rightymouse says:

    In 2009, Fatso was losing his mind and eventually, most of his followers. -473 on that last posted comment? Must have really pissed off those who were still hanging around. 😆 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatass still can’t raise $$ even after spitting at Musk and tweeting at Mastodon.
      His GoFundMe is still cobwebby since 2015.
      $13,994 raised of $20,000 goal
      Last 3 donations:
      1 mo
      2 mos
      Jeff Schroeder
      4 mos

    • Briareus says:

      The “karma” numbers were made up. The BRC comments archiver didn’t / couldn’t record them.

  2. rightymouse says:

    This is awful!!! 😯 😯

  3. rightymouse says:

    The stupid is strong here. 😯

  4. rightymouse says:

  5. Octopus says:

    The trans-mob is after this poor gal for expressing her need for same-sex (female) carers. Sickening.

  6. Octopus says:

    Some people think this is evidence that Ms.Spears is on the slippery slope to madness again. I think it’s fine, and she looks great. Milftastic, if I’m being honest.

  7. Octopus says:

    How are we going to pin all these “street takeovers” on Trump? 🤔

  8. poteen2 says:

    Just watched Carlson’s Elon Musk interview.
    Musk speaking strangely reminded me of Clutch Cargo.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Elon is awesome!! 🙂

  10. rightymouse says:

    On Saturday, it was 80 degrees and sunny. Today, it’s 34 degrees and overcast. Yesterday it was cold and we had hail/sleet.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Wow!! 😯

  12. rightymouse says:

    Mental case… 😯

  13. rightymouse says:


  14. rightymouse says:

    I will own the sidebar!! 😆

  15. Octopus says:

    Really something, this guy. This time in our country.

    • poteen2 says:

      Challenge accepted.

    • ISTE says:

      Interesting he was mentioning LGB and Lesbians Gay and Bisexual and bathrooms.

      Lesbians are women and they piss in the women bathrooms.

      Gay men are men and they piss in men bathrooms.

      Bisexuals like threesomes and I think they piss in the bathroom of whichever biological anatomy they have.

      They have been doing that for years and nobody really cared.

      These mentally ill trans male to female are another matter entirely. They are trying to lump themselves into the LGB community but the Lesbians, Gay and Bisexual are not having it!

    • rightymouse says:

      • rightymouse says:

        The trans craziness is insane. These people need to be treated for gender dysphoria, not have their bodies mutilated.

    • rightymouse says:

  16. Octopus says:

    This is nice racism, in full flower. You go, girl.

    • rightymouse says:

      Unfortunately, they’re being encouraged to believe this crap by liberal whites.

      • Octopus says:

        Keeping the country divided is EVERYTHING to the Idiot Left.

        • rightymouse says:

          Gussy has figured out how crazy the current left mentality has become on many fronts.

          • Bunk X says:

            News Flash: White people have been a minority for eons.

          • Octopus says:

            Han Chinese are the biggest demo in the world, at around 20% of the total world population. Mandarin is the most-spoken language. The Indians are hot on their tails. North American Whitey? Also-rans. 🤔😆

            2019 population distribution
            Region (2019) Number Percentage[29]
            North America
            South America
            0 (1,106 estimated non-permanent research personnel)

  17. rightymouse says:

    Fascinating video. I remember going to bed on 2020 election night knowing that Trump had won. The next morning was insane!

    • Octopus says:

      That was a nauseating discovery, the blatant steal. 😱🤮

      Things have gotten steadily worse ever since. As expected.

  18. rightymouse says:

    If you feel frustrated, lonely or sad, please watch this! 🙂

  19. rightymouse says:


  20. rightymouse says:

  21. rightymouse says:

    Dan Bongino is leaving Fox News. Ugh. Is Tucker next? 😯

  22. rightymouse says:

    Remember this? 🙄

  23. ISTE says:

    This is a serious tweet from the weather service in Texas.

    Some areas can expect golf ball to tennis ball sized hail.

    But look at the legend at the top of the map!

    LOL, Fucking melons and bowling balls?

  24. rightymouse says:

    Happy Friday! 😆

  25. rightymouse says:

    You’re the loser, asshole. 😆

  26. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  27. rightymouse says:

    Happy Saturday!! 😆

  28. rightymouse says:

    Hubby is conducting tonight and we’re going to have an early dinner with friends. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      We’re having a family get-together dinner which will include members of both sides of the political spectrum. I pledge to refrain from any overt politicizing. 😂🤔

      • rightymouse says:

        Fortunately, our friends are conservative. 🙂
        Good luck with your liberal relatives!!

        • Octopus says:

          It turned out great! No political yammering at all. We ended up gabbing and eating for three hours, before the place started closing.

  29. rightymouse says:

    Trump!!! 🙂

  30. rightymouse says:

    Then you’ll have to block Stephen King & other liberals who have blue marks. Idiot. GROW UP! 😆

  31. rightymouse says:

    Bye Fox News! Idiots!

    • rightymouse says:

      • rightymouse says:

        I’m prescient! 😦
        This is what I said above when I posted about Bongino leaving Fox.
        “Dan Bongino is leaving Fox News. Ugh. Is Tucker next? 😯”

      • rightymouse says:

  32. rightymouse says:

    Went to see my Doc this morning at Cleveland Clinic. Routine 6 month visit. NO MASKS! Mandate has GONE! Woohoo!! 🙂

  33. rightymouse says:

  34. rightymouse says:

  35. rightymouse says:

    You’re such a loser, Fatso! 😆

    Maybe you should have just shut up about Elon and not back yourself into a corner.

  36. rightymouse says:

  37. rightymouse says:

    FJB! 😦

  38. rightymouse says:

    He’ll be back! 🙂 EFF FOX!!

  39. rightymouse says:

    Kamala blathers nonsense. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      I hear these low-key rants, and I have to wonder if the Dems are keeping Kamel-A on a maintenance-dose of ayahuasca. I know enough about this combo-psychedlic to know it’s a tricksy thing, with lots of room for side-effects.

    • Octopus says:

      I got a lot of laughs from his show, once upon a time. He was a rugged pioneer, in a very dubious genre. Thanks for those laughs, Jerry!

  40. ISTE says:

    Stopping aside bar is as heroic as some small Dutch boy sticking his finger in a Dyke many years ago.

    However language and the meaning of words has changed since then.

    • ISTE says:

      At 3am when I go outside to get my cats in I now have to whisper ” kittens ” quietly. Seems fucking stupid as they are three years old, but they remember.

      I was going out and yelling ” pussy ” and unknown persons were yelling back ” fifty bucks! ”

      Got tired of giving them $50 and asking them where my cats were….

      They didn’t know.

    • rightymouse says:

      I don’t care if you or anyone else stops my sidebar. It’s actually rather sad that so few bother to post here anymore. 😦

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        I mean to stop by and see this fun group but I started a new job 3 weeks ago and don’t know where the time goes each evening. Trying to get lots of sleep so that cuts into my web surfing.

        My idea some time back about collecting $$$ to pay for Chonky’s Twitter blue check is relevant today. I’ll pay for 2 months a year, lol.

  41. rightymouse says:

    FAFO! 😆

  42. rightymouse says:

    For Bunk. 🙂

  43. rightymouse says:

    True! 😆 😆

  44. rightymouse says:

  45. rightymouse says:

    Cats…. 😆

  46. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  47. ISTE says:

    Lucy needs glasses….

  48. rightymouse says:

    Cats are assholes.

  49. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  50. poteen2 says:

    Play the ball !!!

  51. rightymouse says:

    Four more years! 😆 😆

  52. rightymouse says:

    Gussy’s Twitter account was suspended. Why??

  53. rightymouse says:

  54. rightymouse says:

    This HAS to be a joke!! 😯

  55. rightymouse says:

    Where the heck are Octo & Bunk?? 😦

  56. rightymouse says:

    OMG!!! 😯

  57. rightymouse says:

    Yay!! 🙂

  58. rightymouse says:

  59. rightymouse says:

    I think I’m going to be sick. 😦

  60. Octopus says:

    So, it’s been a week. Younger daughter has been in hospital all week with emergency gallbladder surgery, which included a bad infection, severe pancreatitis, and loads of pain. The surgery went well, but the pain is lingering – they have her on IV Dilaudid, but now they’re weaning her off that so she can go home. Wife has been with her most of the time, including nights. So, I’m handling all the non-hospital duties, and visiting several times a day.

    Talk later about the history of this crapola episode. Right now, I need a drink.

    • rightymouse says:

      OMG! Have been so worried! My spidey-sense sent up a family alert. Hopeall goes well!!

    • rightymouse says:

      Please keep us posted! I pray your daughter will be well.🙏

      • Octopus says:

        Everyday a little bit better, but the pain from the inflamed pancreas is a real bitch. It’s a process, waiting for it to heal. They’re weaning her off the Dilaudid, onto oral meds, so she can go home soon. Monday is the target day, now. Oy fucking vey! The poor kid has been through the wringer. I will tell her story of medical mayhem when I have some composure again. It’s a cautionary tale.

        On the lighter side, a guy on her floor decided to make a break for it last night, totally nude and hollering, “Get me out of here!” He was right outside her room, at about 1am, when he decided it was time to go. He was having a reaction to the pain meds, himself, or so the nurse said today.

  61. rightymouse says:

    • Octopus says:

      Showing their perversion and genitaliz to children seems to be the whole point.

  62. rightymouse says:


  63. rightymouse says:

    Hubby and I watched most of the coronation – long & rather boring. All I could think of was – what if someone had to pee or take a crap and I couldn’t get up & go to the bathroom!!!😲😖🥵

  64. Bunk X says:

    Fancy meeting me here. I been busy fixing other people’s problems, had to put posting on ice for a bit. Mr. ISTE gave me an assignment, and it’s being processed. I’ll get something posted before I head out of town to meet the new in-laws.

    • rightymouse says:

      Did you get remarried?? 😯

      • ISTE says:

        No, there is absolutely zero chance two women would make that mistake. None, zip. nada….

      • Bunk X says:

        Nope, I haven’t worn out my 1st wife yet.
        Bunkessa’s getting married to a one-legged guy with tatts in NOLA. We’re scheduled to suck crawdad heads as part of the festivities.

  65. rightymouse says:

    • ISTE says:

      It is going to be another George Floyd.
      Yep the Marine murdered someone.
      A person who maybe had pre-existing medical conditions and may have an abnormal amount of happy drugs in his system, but it is MURDER!!!!!!!

      New rules I would enforce is that before a person is restrained they should have a full medical evaluation. Xrays, CAT scans, a full body MRI and DNA testing for genetic abnormalities.

      Then a blood draw and a full tox screen.

      That will take about a couple of weeks. If the person who is threatening others comes back negative on all tests then it is OK to restrain him/her

      Mr Marine was unlucky.

      • Bunk X says:

        Meanwhile the media and others are spamming a video of the guy doing Michael Jackson from 12 years ago as proof that he was an innocent young man who happened to have over 40 priors when he began threatening others with violence.

        • rightymouse says:

          When you get back from NOLA,can you please fix the twitter feeds for Fatso and Gus? Thanks 😊!

          • Bunk X says:

            Not sure if I can. Mr. Elon mentioned something a few months ago about dropping 3rd party links to Twitter, but I don’t remember the details. WordPress is doing some squirrelly stuff too.
            Remind me in a week.

          • Bunk X says:

            Oh wait. Looks like the twitter feeds are intact. They look different, but they’re current.

      • poteen2 says:

        Same thing happened in the San Diego County Jail 30 years ago. Deputies brought in a 20 year old guy for being under the influence of drugs. Uncuffed him and put him in the holding cell for booking. Then the PCP kicked in. Took 6 deputies to get him down and they had to use the carotid hold on him. He died. Coroner said the drugs were the cause. Family said “Choke hold”. The news showed a picture of a skinny, smiling teenager about 14. Not the 6’2″, 325 pound Samoan who put 4 of the 6 deputies in the hospital with injuries from bruising to broken bones. Family made 4M off the county.

  66. rightymouse says:

  67. rightymouse says:

    Our southern border is a disaster.

    • rightymouse says:

      Why can’t we just send them back??