Another Slow Day in Lizard-Lapper Land
Posted: April 7, 2023 Filed under: Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL, teleskiguy | Tags: LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, teleskiguy, Twitter 143 Comments
Charlie Vogel. What a guy.
And John Cleese responded to him.
The Diary of Daedalus 
Test
That was done on my cellphone because my login had disappeared & had to reset everything.
Vogel got laid? LMAO!!
In his wet dreams. 😆 😆
That was a sad outburst of self-revelation, there. 😆
On our way home from Free Florida, spending the night in Knoxville. The local evening news had a lot of blather about the fired/suspended state congressdorks who were calling for violent protest from the floor – Kamala is in town, to laugh inappropriately and stoke the racist fires. Business as usual.
I hope you made it home safely 💕!
Home safe and sound, and planning the next trip! 🤔😀
Great 👍!
Next trip: End of May, to Charleston and Savannah, two cities we’ve been meaning to see for years. Possible side-trip to Gettysburg battlefield, where the ghosts of dead soldiers run around at night. 😱 👻
Trump 2024!!!
Name one politician who has this kind of support.
Trans activists are insane.
Forget learn to code.
Learn to reload.
Let’s not forget that today is Good Friday. Hubby & I will be going out to a fish fry dinner tonight with friends. 🙂
I think she is saying we are all going to drown…
But I still love her!
( Wondering why I am getting severe weather alerts in Spanish ) I think they are trying to kill the Gringos here.
Also an interesting fact, yep I live in a multi cultural place.
If a person of Mexican heritage calls me a Gringo it is an ethnic slur.
However if the person yelling ” hey Gringo ” and fist bumps me is from Honduras or El Salvador it is a term of friendship.
This place s fucking nuts.
“¡Oye vato! ¡Soy El Blanco!”
Oy! Mebbe u should move?
This guy. Crazy skills!
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=blind+willie+johnson&docid=603540714405263505&mid=0010DDAC4F013128342D0010DDAC4F013128342D&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
Happy Easter to all Christians.
Greek Easter looms next Sunday – off to CVS later today, to buy up some half-off Easter candy! 🐣
Odd group but they seem to be able to play
Is everyone getting ready for Easter?
Amen!!!
To be churlish, I just want to know if anyone learnt this kid that she was actually making it worse on Jesus, by lifting the back-end of the cross. She should know that physics, and also take in the whole deal about unintended consequences.
Posted at the Mothership by Eaglesoars.
https://www.milarch.org/walter-reed-national-military-medical-center-terminates-catholic-pastoral-care-contract-during-holy-week/
Commies on the march. Makes me puke.
These are “interesting times,” we’re living in. 😱
That’s AWFUL! 😦
The spaminator is dicking with me…
Trying the ISTE Test
tickle
tickle
I’ll try the ISTE Method.
TEST E
TEST E
2 TEST Es. Trans men don’t have them.
Sure they do. They’re just too pu$$eh to cut ’em off so they wear them like crotch ornaments.
Pheeeew.
https://mastodon.social/@Green_Footballs/110160435861234209
Fatso stinks no matter where he goes. 😆
Such a flaming douchebag! 😆
ALL blogs get requests to guest post, and the requests are made by sales bots to advertise products under the guise of opinion / news.
Doesn’t dipshit invite posts and call it “Pages”? That nobody reads.
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Biden could NEVER get this kind of love & support. 🙂
Have a blessed Easter!!
We’re going to a friend’s house this afternoon. I will be in the kitchen this morning making curried shrimp and pot stickers to take as appetizers. 🙂
Yum! 😋
The guests there devoured everything! 🙂
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I’ve always liked Joni, and I’m re-listening to her catalogue. Hearing this gem, about her brief fling with Sam Shepherd, I was struck by the bass playing – turns out, it’s Jaco Pastorius. Brilliant playing!
My girl had a LOT of flings, and she wrote a song about almost all of them. This one was about a trip to Pars she took with David Geffen, who was rapidly becoming the starmaker of pop music.
Pastorius was a talented whackjob. Functional autistic.
Striking-parallels to our own Chonky-Boy’s current state of fitness, in the movie I’m watching, “The Whale.” Brendan Fraser deserved his award for this workin’-the-suit performance.
WordPress Spaminator is fkkn around.
test 4 or 5
Bizarro.
Seems it doesn’t like the aggravitar website linky any more, sends everything direct to Spam Jail.
sound up 😀
She deserved it. 😯 😆
That was perfect. 😂
Yep…
For Bunk. 🙂
That’s gonna be one weirdass mix breed.
They are called Racoon Dogs. 🙂
https://www.quora.com/What-is-a-raccoon-dog
FJB!!
Gross 🤮!
Maybe you’re following the wrong people. Suggest you start following some decent #MAGA folks.
You should get off Twitter, and do something useful.
Yeah. Well there’s that, too! 😆
NOOOOO! We’d never hear from him again!
http://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/04/10/bruce-springsteens-e-street-band-guitarist-steven-van-zandt-deletes-call-to-exterminate-gop-cockroaches/
The dumbass deleted this tweet and posted another just as hateful and stupid.
He sounds like a charming dinner companion. Not. 😯
He’s a very poorly-educated man, like his Boss. Multi-millionaire communists. Feh!
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http://fb.watch/jQeGApg2fB/?mibextid=v7YzmG
Go Woke, go Broke!
Too funny! I don’t drink beer anyway. 😆
Bud Light is only beer in the most-forgiving, broadest sense. We’ve tasted good beer. We’ve made great beer. Bud Light was born and raised by advertising, and it’s fitting that pub-licity has reared-up and struck like a tone-deaf cobra. Pub + licity = publicity. Like. advertising. Like, terrifying blowback! 😱😱😱😂😂
LICITY!!! 😂
Yes, I’m drinking my dinner. So what? 😄
I’ve never cared for beer. That said, I put stout beer in the slow cooker with corned beef. The nasty taste is cooked out. 🙂
😂
That was a great character Jim Carrey came up with, for “In Living Color.” Wouldn’t be allowed, today.
I doubt Twitter users give a crap, Fatso. 😆
A failure before it even starts. 😂
My reaction to Fatso if we were in the same room. 😆
I like this, but now I want Bunk to strut his artiste-tic stuff and put bigboy ponytailed Chonky in the frame.
That would be hilarious!! 😆
I only watch Tucker on Fox, and even he annoys me at times.
http://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2023/04/10/explosive-revelation-feds-potentially-instigated-in-jan-6-capitol-riot-violence-n1685972
Hmm…who can enforce the law on the weaponized FBI, and their assisting minions? I would say, the Republicans, but most of them (including Mitch) are in on it. Now what?
It was a set-up. And Roy Epps was part of it.
It’s too late. 😢
OMG. 😆
Good!!
I don’t. I suspect the assholes are going to launch a different pandemic before 2024.
It’s coming for sure. Count on it.
I’ll post the their conversation separately so you don’t have to read the entire article.
😂😂😂😂
Well-played, Elon.
Welp. Tim Scott should rethink his run for 2024. He will lose. Bigly.
I watched Tucker with Trump last night. Tucker was better than I thought he’d be.
Am at Cleveland Clinic waiting to get my boobs smashed 😩.
Have fun, ‘Mouse! 😱😄
It was awful as always. 😦
This time they did some sort of 3D crap because of dense breast tissue.
Met hubby for lunch and a jack & cola. I feel better now. 🙂
Wow! 😯
More election interference. 😦
Fatso sounds like a sad, broke loser who is jealous of a very wealthy winner!! 😆 😆
Good grief! 😯
As they say, FAFO!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! 😯
It’s a stinky rotten fish, for sure. Be a miracle if the guy survives the night. 😱
The yowling, hissing and spitting over the Blue Checkmark is too hilarious to believe! 😂😂😂😂
http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp-313137/2023/04/02/is-it-twitter-blue-or-legacy-elon-musk-changed-the-description-of-verified-accounts-and-lol/
These people are “adults,” chronologically, who look down their pudgy noses at the rest of us plebs. Aren’t they something? 😂
Very childish stuff! 😆 Fatso is offended as well! 😆
He’s sulking. 😆
Oh no! How will we ever know that it’s really him. /
Inorite?? 😯
But he was SO proud of it, back when the Fascist Left was banning everyone with an IQ above room temperature. 😂😂😂😂
He felt snotty & validated with the blue badge even though he’s broke and useless. Now he’s just a broke & useless. 🙄
He’s now going to work on getting suspended from Twitter.
My guess is Mastodon gets him first.
I hope Mastodon kicks his sorry ass out.
No jail time. 😦 It’s ok to steal luggage.
Trump! Badass! 🙂
OMG!!!!!!! 😯
This is just awful 😦
And so are our open borders. 😦
Duh…..
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I recommend reading the Breitbart article for the full story.
Typical LA. The Breitbart story looks even worse for the LA building authorities.
99.5% of the work is finished and they can’t put the patch on the street for months. West LA Building Dept. would have fined anyone else out of business for leaving it that way.
Dude. Your coding skills suck. 😆
I’m sure Musk will be very sad to hear that. When he gets back from Mars.///
WEF is insane.
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