Charles Enters The MastodonPosted: March 25, 2023 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Mastodon | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, Mastodon, The Sage of Culver City 165 Comments
A quick perusal of Chuck’s Mastodork feed reveals that he still thinks the platform is the equivalent of Twitter, and he’s going to fix it by whining. His content is typical Johnson – sporadic inane gripes and a lot of spamming links to LGF Amazon account, with a lot of “boosts” begging for attention. Only a matter of time before @Shoq blocks him.
Fatso is whining about Mastodon? LMAO! 😆 😆
What a loser.
We here at DoD knew this would happen the first time he ranted about leaving Twitter for 🦣. That first time, he was already raving about jerking around with the code to put in his infernal “improvements.” Like always, he’s like a fat kid falling flat on his face.
He seems to believe that he’s an awesome coder when, in reality, he sucks. 😆
What are the chances he’s hoping that Mastodon will hire him as a coder? 😆
I’d say it’s more likely they seek a cease-and-desist order against him 😆
His coding skills are about the same as his interpersonal cooperation skills and general likeability.
How many months does it take to figure out a feed link? Nil Stooge (RIP) did it in a day.
He’s trying to fit his Atari code into Mastodon. Then maybe he can bill them?
He also tried to squeeze his blobfish-bulk into his old Atari t-shirt, which worked as well as the coding. Got one arm in, and tried to jam his enormous head in after it. Ended up flopping around, about to pass out from lack of oxygen and physical exertion. Went down the stairs again, ending up with his head through the front door. Out cold.
Elon Musk lets you and other liberal morons stay on Twitter even though you’re blithering idiots. Free stupid liberal speech, asshole.
Matt Taibbi has been red-pilled, somehow, after years and years of being a left-wing journalist. God bless him for growing a brain, before it’s too late for his career.
Let’s not forget that Gus has grown his brain in the same direction as Taibbi.:)
I’m happy for Gus on this score. He had a long, hard sojourn in the Idiot Left wilderness. 👏
So far today in Ohio, it’s been really windy & rainy with some spurts of sunshine. Weird. So I went to get my hair done today. Hubby is getting my cell-phone fixed. It’s been a mess since he transferred our account from Verizon to At&t. He’s getting mine restored to Verizon. At&t sucks.
Verizon is the original suck.
Yeah. Well At&t sucks even more 😕.
It’s crazy-windy here in Michigan, My Michigan. Tremendous gusts! I’m worried about losing trees again, as we did during the ice storm two weeks ago. And we don’t want to lose power, but I’m sure some areas will.
We have no power right now. 😦
Sorry to hear that!
I need to stock up on more Boy Scout popcorn!!!
We desperately need people like James O’Keefe, as the country is in the fight of its life. Don’t ever get co-opted, James!
I thought this was satire, when I started reading it. Nobody could be this stupid! But I was wrong. 😱😂
I wonder if I could be an ally? 🤔
Something tells me, “no.”
I showed this piece to my loving wife of 38.5 years (in a row), whom I started bothering back in December of 1980. She got some good yuks out of it, as did me kids when she forwarded some personally-hurtful bits to them. I wear old clothes a lot, that I’m still breaking in. I have an old phone. I shop around, when I’m making a larger purchase. In short, I must be a psychopath! 😱
Ummm..that piece on allyship is awful 😕.
The perspective of the author of all this racist glurge is so twisted-up with ignorant CRT, with extra Hate-Whitey Sauce, I wouldn’t have believed it possible a few years ago. The professional race-hustlers have been “successful” in their work. A whole new generation of hate-filled racists, preaching Marxist victimhood, blaming America/white people for every conceivable problem in the world.
That just has to be a satire site.
Sounds like it, but hard to say for sure. 🙄
Hmm…I thought it was satire the first article I read, but then it was so identical to the racist madness consuming the world, I just accepted it as “real.” Satire is HARD! Hard to write well, and often very hard to identify. Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” was taken seriously by almost everyone, when it was first published. It’s a savage piece of writing. 😱😆
If it’s satire, and I’m leaning that way now, it’s excellent. 😆
Cheap-ass psychopath! 😆
He can’t get the checkmark because he backed himself into a corner with his stupid tweets about Musk. 😆
My guess: he’ll come up with an excuse for caving and purchasing the blue thingie. Something to do with his own important role of “reporting” on Musk, and/or “helping” other libturds to “defeat White Supremacy.” 😆
Ooh! Great guess! 🙂
Our power is still out. Came back on late last night and went back out. 😦
Hubby is working on getting the generator going and he’s not happy with anything or anyone right now. 🙄
I can only imagine his state of mind. I’ve been there. Give him plenty of space. 🤬
Generator has been up for a while now. Boy, I never knew so many swear words existed 💀.
There’s a lot! 😱 😂
Power just came back on. Let’s pray it stays on this time.
Puns are the lowest form of humor, and we Dad-jokers are the wurst offenders. This is an oldie-but-baddie I vaguely recalled from my childhood. I found this version on the Google, after waking up with, “We all jumped for Joy” in my head. 🤔
My name is Friday. I work on Tuesday. Tuesday is my secretary. One night we went to a party. On our way there, we got a flat tire. I jacked, she pumped; she jacked, I pumped. Then, she got out of the car to fix the tire. When we got to the party, we all felt merry. Merry got mad and left. We all jumped for joy. Joy got mad and left, too. Then a lady jumped out of the party cake. We all had a piece. The cake wasn’t bad either. Then I dropped my keys under the couch. I felt, she felt; she felt, I felt. Then I looked under the couch for my keys. Then I took her home and we sat on the porch. Someone threw a rock from a car and hit her on the tit. Broke three of my fingers. Then her Dad came out and told me to beat it. So I did. Then I left.
So naughty 😏!
That was a thing some kids had memorized back in Catholic grade school, around sixth-grade. I seem to recall some variations, like something about “pumping Ethyl.” 😆
My education early on was so ‘straight’ and ‘conservative’ at the British and American schools in Bangkok.
When I was in Catholic school, it was very strict and corporal punishment was allowed, with a few angry, sexually-frustrated nuns applying the 12-inch lumber to the knuckles of anyone who got out of line, in any way. Parents were fine with it. My, how times have changed.
Am not Catholic, but hubby & I put our youngest in a Catholic school when he was in first grade. It was a school dedicated to teaching kids with learning disabilities. What I was surprised by was how the nuns were Democrats.
That’s all because of Teh Warmening, doncha know. My big Sis (the conservative one) sent me a tweet claiming exactly that, from some dumbass journalist. It never stops! 😆
“They” should receive millions in reparations, for this atrocity. And get that that “bottom surgery” done, before this happens again.
Fauxi needs to face some serious consequences for what he has done.
I still say Fatass will cave, but there will be no party at his house. No friends, no family, no pets, no fun. 😢
I need more popcorn. 😆
A flash mob party could be arranged…
Scott Adams made a mistake a couple of weeks ago, saying something stupid about how maybe white people should stay away from black people. That’s out of context, and he was trying to make a point about something, but he said it, and he got cancelled. I hate cancel culture as much as anyone, but you have to play the game now. I think his apology is a good one – Scott, I forgive you! 👍🏻😀
LOVE THIS!!! 🙂
Love this, too!
That’s it, son. Get it all out!
The taco pizza I made for dinner tonight was a massive hit! 😋
Took 45 minutes, from turning on the oven to stuffing faces.
Made from scratch or out of a box?
The crust was made of unrolled Pillsbury biscuits, there was a thin layer of refried beans, store-bought salsa, ground beef with taco seasoning, sharp cheddar and Mexican-style shredded cheese, chopped tomatoes and green onions. That’s it.
Sounds delish!!! 🙂
Should be about 30 degrees when we leave for Florida this Saturday. Sunday it should be 80 in Clearwater, by the time we get there in the early afternoon. 😎
You know it, Abu. For various reasons, we’ve had to cancel several vacations in the past couple of years, and we really need to get away. The kids are coming with us this time, which is always great. Hope there’s no dire weather, civil disturbances, or sudden illness getting in the way of this trip.
Bring your vax papers just in case, lol.
Not necessary in Free Florida! 😎☀️
Have a great time!! 🙂
Just noticed the plan includes a day in Orlando, before we go to Orlando. It’s looking like a high of 92 there, for our day of seeing some animals and gator-wrasslin’, and dinner at our kids’ favorite Disney restaurant. Aside from that, no Disney this trip.
Think of us when you eat any marvelous seafood!! 🙂
🐠 🐙 🦑 🦀 🦞😋😋😋
Biden is one sick mofo. 😦
My head hurts….
Everything about this case is putrid horrorshow. People babbling mindlessly about HER being misgendered by the media is a perfect microcosm of where we all are today, living in Bizarro World.
Nah…it’s because you’re a libtard scaredy cat.
Says the same fat fool who complains bitterly of “Chinese bot-swarms” attacking his own fetid swamp. 😂
The fact that this asshole felt just fine about advocating for murdering “right-wing” speakers on campuses says all you need to know about him, and the mind-set of college profs these days.
It’s sickening. 😦
The IRS is out of control. 😦
My cell phone is finally working now with AT&T. Verizon never transferred everything over originally. It has taken hours on the phone to get someone competent.
Hey, Beck! What the press secretary tweeted wasn’t a meme!
Why hide the manifesto?? 😯
These people are crazy! 😯
This person is completely wrong on every point it tries to make. Trans-people are less than half as likely to be assaulted, as the population at large. The majority of trans-killings are done by black men in connection with prostitution. Talk about that, maybe. Heheh, as if.
Biden is mentally incompetent. Duh!
As many times as I see these videos of this senile old fucker, they’re still shocking. 😱
😆 Meathead Reiner and Olbermann will need anti-depressants! 😆
That’s a very funny Twitter thread. 😂
What? And you complain about Mastodon? 😆
Buggier than the Everglades, his swamp. 😆
Matt Walsh is excellent!!! 🙂
Trump was just indicted by NY grand jury. He just won 2024 too.
The grand jury has
unless they can get a conviction before November.
Am scared they’ll put him in the same jail where Epstein was killed. 😦
Been having nightmares. 😦
You spelled moronic wrong. Idiot.
“Current political climate”. 😂😂😂😂😂
The Stupid. It burns.
Pelosi is stupid.
This is awful. 😦
Good!! Bunch of mentally ill protesters. 😦
Then there’s this insanity. 😯
How can anyone possibly top Meathead for pure wrongness?
Your move, Fatass. 🤪
Sometimes it seems like Rob Reiner, Stephen King, Olbermann and Chonk drink out of the same Dew bottle.
The same toilet. 😆
Meathead is a meathead. 😆
Cry harder fatso. 😆
Eff Soros. And eff Bragg harder!!!
Am pissed 😤. We had a storm and are without power again. 😦
It came back on and then the internet went out until late last night. Thank goodness for Hotspots! 🙂
Alpha male Trump scares Fatso the beta male. 😆
The stupid, it burns! 😆
Musk is fully aware that every time Charlie and his Chuckleheads, or waste of height James or anyone else whines on Twitter about Twitter, it gets a little more profitable.
They “All” went to Mastodon but none closed their Twit account.
They are hooked.
(And Righty’s Sunday Sidebar Quest is foiled.) 😉
Don Jr. is correct and Fatso has become a parasite.
I was thinking about becoming a woman because I like wearing pantyhose and high heels but it seems women are naturally stinky and have to hide their disgusting smell.
I love the new twitter and the random adverts they throw at Lucy.
The latest insanity. 😯
Most beer distributors will be discounting that.
The marketing pitch should be–
For the price of one, you can chug down 3,
Then run to the head for a manly pee.
Through your PPP LOL!
Fatso sounds like a petulant child. 😆
If the blue checkmark doesn’t go away, we’ll know Fatso paid for his to stay. 😆
😆 😆 Liar.
Musk just fixed it so the “legacy” blue checks stay. There’s no way now to tell if the check is a Musk $8 Twitter Blue or a “legacy” check.
They are confused now.
Musk said something about an April 15 deadline to save the little blue check marx.
Am praying for Trump today!!
They all should be screaming from the rafters!
Trump’s at the courthouse now. Have been watching on Fox.
That’ll be a Secret Service assignment nobody wants.
Dude. Look in the mirror to see what psychosis looks like.
More craziness. 😦
Matt Walsh is brilliant!! 🙂
Cats are assholes.