Charles Enters The Mastodon

A quick perusal of Chuck’s Mastodork feed reveals that he still thinks the platform is the equivalent of Twitter, and he’s going to fix it by whining. His content is typical Johnson – sporadic inane gripes and a lot of spamming links to LGF Amazon account, with a lot of “boosts” begging for attention. Only a matter of time before @Shoq blocks him.


165 Comments on “Charles Enters The Mastodon”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is whining about Mastodon? LMAO! 😆 😆
    What a loser.

    • Octopus says:

      We here at DoD knew this would happen the first time he ranted about leaving Twitter for 🦣. That first time, he was already raving about jerking around with the code to put in his infernal “improvements.” Like always, he’s like a fat kid falling flat on his face.

      • rightymouse says:

        He seems to believe that he’s an awesome coder when, in reality, he sucks. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        What are the chances he’s hoping that Mastodon will hire him as a coder? 😆

        • Octopus says:

          I’d say it’s more likely they seek a cease-and-desist order against him 😆
          His coding skills are about the same as his interpersonal cooperation skills and general likeability.

          • rightymouse says:

            True! 😆

          • Bunk X says:

            How many months does it take to figure out a feed link? Nil Stooge (RIP) did it in a day.

          • poteen2 says:

            He’s trying to fit his Atari code into Mastodon. Then maybe he can bill them?

          • Octopus says:

            He also tried to squeeze his blobfish-bulk into his old Atari t-shirt, which worked as well as the coding. Got one arm in, and tried to jam his enormous head in after it. Ended up flopping around, about to pass out from lack of oxygen and physical exertion. Went down the stairs again, ending up with his head through the front door. Out cold.

  2. rightymouse says:


  3. rightymouse says:

    Ugh!!! 😦

  4. rightymouse says:

    Elon Musk lets you and other liberal morons stay on Twitter even though you’re blithering idiots. Free stupid liberal speech, asshole.

    • Octopus says:

      Matt Taibbi has been red-pilled, somehow, after years and years of being a left-wing journalist. God bless him for growing a brain, before it’s too late for his career.

      • rightymouse says:

        Let’s not forget that Gus has grown his brain in the same direction as Taibbi.:)

        • Octopus says:

          I’m happy for Gus on this score. He had a long, hard sojourn in the Idiot Left wilderness. 👏

  5. rightymouse says:

    So far today in Ohio, it’s been really windy & rainy with some spurts of sunshine. Weird. So I went to get my hair done today. Hubby is getting my cell-phone fixed. It’s been a mess since he transferred our account from Verizon to At&t. He’s getting mine restored to Verizon. At&t sucks.

  6. rightymouse says:

    I need to stock up on more Boy Scout popcorn!!!

    • Octopus says:

      We desperately need people like James O’Keefe, as the country is in the fight of its life. Don’t ever get co-opted, James!

  7. Octopus says:

    I thought this was satire, when I started reading it. Nobody could be this stupid! But I was wrong. 😱😂

  8. Octopus says:

    Cheap-ass psychopath! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      He can’t get the checkmark because he backed himself into a corner with his stupid tweets about Musk. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        My guess: he’ll come up with an excuse for caving and purchasing the blue thingie. Something to do with his own important role of “reporting” on Musk, and/or “helping” other libturds to “defeat White Supremacy.” 😆

  9. rightymouse says:

    Our power is still out. Came back on late last night and went back out. 😦

  10. Octopus says:

    Puns are the lowest form of humor, and we Dad-jokers are the wurst offenders. This is an oldie-but-baddie I vaguely recalled from my childhood. I found this version on the Google, after waking up with, “We all jumped for Joy” in my head. 🤔
    My name is Friday. I work on Tuesday. Tuesday is my secretary. One night we went to a party. On our way there, we got a flat tire. I jacked, she pumped; she jacked, I pumped. Then, she got out of the car to fix the tire. When we got to the party, we all felt merry. Merry got mad and left. We all jumped for joy. Joy got mad and left, too. Then a lady jumped out of the party cake. We all had a piece. The cake wasn’t bad either. Then I dropped my keys under the couch. I felt, she felt; she felt, I felt. Then I looked under the couch for my keys. Then I took her home and we sat on the porch. Someone threw a rock from a car and hit her on the tit. Broke three of my fingers. Then her Dad came out and told me to beat it. So I did. Then I left.

    • rightymouse says:

      So naughty 😏!

      • Octopus says:

        That was a thing some kids had memorized back in Catholic grade school, around sixth-grade. I seem to recall some variations, like something about “pumping Ethyl.” 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          My education early on was so ‘straight’ and ‘conservative’ at the British and American schools in Bangkok.

          • Octopus says:

            When I was in Catholic school, it was very strict and corporal punishment was allowed, with a few angry, sexually-frustrated nuns applying the 12-inch lumber to the knuckles of anyone who got out of line, in any way. Parents were fine with it. My, how times have changed.

          • rightymouse says:

            Am not Catholic, but hubby & I put our youngest in a Catholic school when he was in first grade. It was a school dedicated to teaching kids with learning disabilities. What I was surprised by was how the nuns were Democrats.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Dreadful 😦

    • Octopus says:

      That’s all because of Teh Warmening, doncha know. My big Sis (the conservative one) sent me a tweet claiming exactly that, from some dumbass journalist. It never stops! 😆

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  13. rightymouse says:

    Fauxi needs to face some serious consequences for what he has done.

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  15. Octopus says:

    Scott Adams made a mistake a couple of weeks ago, saying something stupid about how maybe white people should stay away from black people. That’s out of context, and he was trying to make a point about something, but he said it, and he got cancelled. I hate cancel culture as much as anyone, but you have to play the game now. I think his apology is a good one – Scott, I forgive you! 👍🏻😀

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  17. rightymouse says:

    LOVE THIS!!! 🙂

  18. Octopus says:

    The taco pizza I made for dinner tonight was a massive hit! 😋
    Took 45 minutes, from turning on the oven to stuffing faces.

    • rightymouse says:

      Made from scratch or out of a box?

      • Octopus says:

        The crust was made of unrolled Pillsbury biscuits, there was a thin layer of refried beans, store-bought salsa, ground beef with taco seasoning, sharp cheddar and Mexican-style shredded cheese, chopped tomatoes and green onions. That’s it.

  19. Octopus says:

    Should be about 30 degrees when we leave for Florida this Saturday. Sunday it should be 80 in Clearwater, by the time we get there in the early afternoon. 😎

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:


      • Octopus says:

        You know it, Abu. For various reasons, we’ve had to cancel several vacations in the past couple of years, and we really need to get away. The kids are coming with us this time, which is always great. Hope there’s no dire weather, civil disturbances, or sudden illness getting in the way of this trip.

    • rightymouse says:

      Have a great time!! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        ☀️😎 🍹👍🏻

        Just noticed the plan includes a day in Orlando, before we go to Orlando. It’s looking like a high of 92 there, for our day of seeing some animals and gator-wrasslin’, and dinner at our kids’ favorite Disney restaurant. Aside from that, no Disney this trip.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Biden is one sick mofo. 😦

  21. rightymouse says:

    Nah…it’s because you’re a libtard scaredy cat.

    • Octopus says:

      Says the same fat fool who complains bitterly of “Chinese bot-swarms” attacking his own fetid swamp. 😂

  22. rightymouse says:

    Morning!! 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    The fact that this asshole felt just fine about advocating for murdering “right-wing” speakers on campuses says all you need to know about him, and the mind-set of college profs these days.

  24. rightymouse says:

    The IRS is out of control. 😦

  25. rightymouse says:

    My cell phone is finally working now with AT&T. Verizon never transferred everything over originally. It has taken hours on the phone to get someone competent.

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  27. rightymouse says:

    Why hide the manifesto?? 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      These people are crazy! 😯

      • Octopus says:

        This person is completely wrong on every point it tries to make. Trans-people are less than half as likely to be assaulted, as the population at large. The majority of trans-killings are done by black men in connection with prostitution. Talk about that, maybe. Heheh, as if.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Biden is mentally incompetent. Duh!

    • Octopus says:

      As many times as I see these videos of this senile old fucker, they’re still shocking. 😱

  29. rightymouse says:

    😆 Meathead Reiner and Olbermann will need anti-depressants! 😆

  30. rightymouse says:

    What? And you complain about Mastodon? 😆

  31. rightymouse says:

    Matt Walsh is excellent!!! 🙂

  32. rightymouse says:

    Trump was just indicted by NY grand jury. He just won 2024 too.

    • Bunk X says:

      The grand jury has indicted re-elected Trump
      unless they can get a conviction before November.

      • rightymouse says:

        Am scared they’ll put him in the same jail where Epstein was killed. 😦
        Been having nightmares. 😦

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  34. rightymouse says:

    You spelled moronic wrong. Idiot.

  35. rightymouse says:

    Pelosi is stupid.

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  37. rightymouse says:

    Good!! Bunch of mentally ill protesters. 😦

  38. Octopus says:

    How can anyone possibly top Meathead for pure wrongness?
    Your move, Fatass. 🤪

  39. rightymouse says:

    Cry harder fatso. 😆

  40. rightymouse says:

    Eff Soros. And eff Bragg harder!!!

  41. rightymouse says:

    Am pissed 😤. We had a storm and are without power again. 😦

    • rightymouse says:

      It came back on and then the internet went out until late last night. Thank goodness for Hotspots! 🙂

  42. rightymouse says:

    Alpha male Trump scares Fatso the beta male. 😆

  43. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

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  45. rightymouse says:

    The stupid, it burns! 😆

    • poteen2 says:

      Musk is fully aware that every time Charlie and his Chuckleheads, or waste of height James or anyone else whines on Twitter about Twitter, it gets a little more profitable.
      They “All” went to Mastodon but none closed their Twit account.
      They are hooked.

      (And Righty’s Sunday Sidebar Quest is foiled.) 😉

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  47. ISTE says:

    I was thinking about becoming a woman because I like wearing pantyhose and high heels but it seems women are naturally stinky and have to hide their disgusting smell.

    I love the new twitter and the random adverts they throw at Lucy.

  48. rightymouse says:

    The latest insanity. 😯

  49. rightymouse says:

    Fatso sounds like a petulant child. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      If the blue checkmark doesn’t go away, we’ll know Fatso paid for his to stay. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        😆 😆 Liar.

      • poteen2 says:

        Musk just fixed it so the “legacy” blue checks stay. There’s no way now to tell if the check is a Musk $8 Twitter Blue or a “legacy” check.
        They are confused now.

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    • rightymouse says:

      Am praying for Trump today!!

      • rightymouse says:

  53. rightymouse says:

    Trump’s at the courthouse now. Have been watching on Fox.

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  55. rightymouse says:

    Dude. Look in the mirror to see what psychosis looks like.

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  58. rightymouse says:

    More craziness. 😦

    • rightymouse says:

      Matt Walsh is brilliant!! 🙂

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  60. Bunk X says:

    Cats are assholes.