The Chuck of the Eye RashPosted: March 16, 2023 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, The Sage of Culver City 156 Comments
The Ides of March. 🙂
Et tu, Brute? 😱😳
“I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan, won’t you hop inside my car…”
Vehicle was a great song.
“Vehicle” was a banger! 🤘😆
St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow. 🙂
Son just arrived for a few days off.
Daughter and kids are arriving from Thailand later in the day tomorrow. 🙂
Spent a small fortune at the grocery store yesterday so there will be plenty of food and yummies on hand. Grocery prices are out of control. FJB! 😯
Just got a one-month bill from SoCalGas for $360 for our 1,400 s.f. house. FGN
That’s terrible!! FGN for sure!! And FJB too!
Apparently the jacking is only in SoCal. Gov Gav has been dumping on Orange County for a while.
Orange County used to be mostly conservative if I remember my time there. Large Mormon population. Maybe that’s why?
It’s more purple now, but some cities are moving back to the right, like Huntington Beach.
Irish kitty. 😆
That’s so cute! Our dogs are jealous.
Here ya go! 🙂
I’m told the boys have green articles to put on for the Big Day. George has a sparkly green bowtie. Henry always dresses up, for the various holidays. Alphonse, I’m not sure about this time – I can loan him one of my old Irish Yoga shirts, if he shows up naked.
Take pics! 😆
Will do. Heard Big Al was still working on his ensemble.
Good doggies!! 🙂
We have all the basic fixins ready – 2 corned beef briskets, cabbage, taters, carrots 🥕, and a mixed 18-pk of Guinness, Harp and Smithwick’s (“Smiddicks”). A couple of Black and Tans, for the cook. There’s also the proper ingredients for the infamous, insulting Irish Car Bomb, which we will only make if requested. Irish son-in-law never gets offended by anything, but he’s not enthusiastic about the last item’s name and bloody legacy. ☘️ 😱💣😆
Sounds wonderful! Normally, I make corned beef on St. Paddy’s but with daughter/grand-kids arriving tomorrow from Thailand, am making a pot of spaghetti with meatballs & sausage. 🙂
Well, the Real Irish in Ireland don’t eat corned beef for St.Paddy’s Day. They eat lamb/mutton, with roasted or mashed potatoes. I imagine they would love some spaghetti and meatballs. 😋
My spaghetti is the best. 🙂
Mine is pretty good, too. 😋
My secret spice is fennel. What’s your secret?
All fresh ingredients go into the sauce. Italian sausage, peeled, instead of meatballs. Can go spicy, mild, or somewhere in-between. Bucatini noodles (slurp). Garlic bread. Red wine.
I might have to try the fennel, now. 🤔
Same here. We wound up doing sausage instead of meatballs today. On the stove as we speak.
Harp, Guinness and “Smiddick’s” – there will be a couple of Black And Tans, and/or a Blacksmith. 😋
The corned beef is done, the buddadas are roasting, and the cabbage-carrots-onions are boiling in the brisket water. What’s missing? Oh, the shot of Jameson’s. Gotta wait until 5:00 for that.
Daughter and grandkids have arrived from Thailand and hubby and son are there to bring them home 🏡. 🙂 I love Jameson 💘!
3 Guinness and a bowl of chili and the energy crisis is solved.:)
BTW. Half and Half or Black and Tan depends on your levels of Orange and Green
No costume for Al. Still got corned beef.
Henry skipped right over St. Paddy’s, and wore his Easter Bunny suit. Racist?
George understood the assignment. ☘️
“Henry skipped right over St. Paddy’s, and wore his Easter Bunny suit. Racist? ”
What are his pronouns?
My ‘good doggies’ post ^^ should have gone here. 😯
Take this poll. The results are interesting!! 🙂
Poor baby. 😆 😆
Chonky’s desperately trying to tell The Twelve about how “targeted” he is, by the White Supremacist Nazis of Twitter. Nobody, but nobody, gives a damn. 😆
Which dumbass old chucktweet is he talking about? Too many to choose from.
One of his old Seth Meyer shitposts? 😂
Good rules. 👍🏻
The Biden family is SO corrupt! 🙄
If this is true, Octo can demand reparations!! 😯
Absolutely true. Cromwell was an asshole.
The history of Irish “oppression’ runs from the Romans to the English in the 1920s.
I’m in favor of reparations. If black people get them I’m sending a bill for my distant ancestors who got off the boat in 1850 and didn’t make it through the Civil War.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
My peoples came over in the 1870-1905 time-frame – one of my Irish cousins has done all the family trees on me sainted Mother’s side. We were gabbing about this last night. They worked shit jobs, like railroads, canals, underground death traps like subway systems, etc. Then they got slightly smarter, and became cops and firemen. Then they got shady, studied Law, and took over many urban centers.
Both my Irish grandpappys were railmen. One a brakeman for 50 years the other a roundhouse machinist. He only had 35 years with the railroad.
Spent 10 years working for old man Kiekhaefer in Fon Du Lac WI.
Gramps thought he had a good idea and took an old inboard and moved the prop shaft up into a tunnel in the hull. Showed it to Kiekhaefer and said “look, fewer bent props from sand bars”. Kiekhaefer got mad and told him bent props make them money. Gramps went to work for the RR.
Some years later Kiekhaefer becomes Mercury Marine and they come out with
That’s a great story, with a bit of misfortune at the end. Literal misfortune, sounds like. I am familiar with this storyline, from my own life and extended-family.
I WANT MY REPARATIONS!! 😱😠
Me too! 🤑
Each side is content to let the other side do its dirty work. As long as they stay in power, they don’t mind taking turns at the helm, steering us into the vortex.
Am sick of RINOs.
Indict Hunter Biden. Then Joe.
Wag the dog.
Are the walls closing in? Are the wheels coming off? 😆
Ashlii Babbitt was trying to stop the vandals immediately before she went through the door and got popped.
Very cute, and guilt is laughable in the context of asshole cats, but recent dog literature holds that dogs are also guilt-free. They get very upset at getting caught, and having to face loud consequences, but they don’t feel guilt. Somehow this has been deduced, don’t ask me how.
Stephen thinks the Bidens, Clintons and Pelosis are super-duper great people!
Hillary got 4 men killed and tried to cover it up.
Bill was in Epstein’s Frequent Flyer Club. 🤔
So was the other Bill. Gates.
Yep, he sure was. Almost forgot about that pos.
Fatso’s talking about himself again. 😆
Liberals are insane. 😯
I am semi-bowled-over by the ironic perfection of Fauci being lauded and shamelessly lied about by the PBS show, “American Masters.” 😱😂
Fauci actually is a master, of deceit, ambition, corruption, greed, and other traits of a professional political criminal. His lies in this disgusting propaganda piece will live in infamy.
He believes he is immune from the consequences of his malevolence. SCIENCE! 😦
Currently, he is immune. POLITICS!
History won’t be kind to him, if Truth ever makes a comeback.
I was bored.
I need to learn how to photoshop. 😆
This Biden bust-a-move reminds me of an old fave:
That’s a good ‘un. Someone took some time, unlike me and my Bidens.
I’m an amateur at it. MS Paint 3D is simple and easy and I have some other freebee software for tweaking & cleanup.
You’re a good artist, Bunk. Those are hilarious. 😆
Stop. You’re getting me moist.
Swamp-Ass Season is coming!
If all this Irish food is so yummy and a delicacy and a special treat then why do Americans only eat shit like that once a year?
Because we only get one day a year. Give us Eamon de Valera Day, Irish Appreciation Month and an Easter Rising National Holiday and a lot more beef would get corned.
Reparations are in order.
Hubby & I eat corned beef a lot! Love it! 🙂
At least 3-4 times a year, for us. Plus, always open to a big deli sandwich of corned beef or pastrami.
I also enjoy a piping hot plate/basket of fish and chips. There’s a lot of pressure on this dish, as the only edible offering from the UK, but it rarely fails to satisfy this American’s need for deep-fried cod and taters.
Also, corned beef and cabbage is not an Irish dish. They picked it up here in America, from the Joooos.
Really? Never knew that!
Those darned English only left enough beef for one day a year.
There’s only so much culinary creativity to be found in taters and stolen sheep.:)
Thanks to me son-in-law Paddy, I know a lot of things about Ireland that don’t get talked about much in the American media/gaslighting machine. Lamb/mutton, not corned beef. Jack Daniels or Powers Whiskey, over Jameson’s. The Troubles are not over, just simmering away on the back-burner. The once all-powerful Catholic Church was basically destroyed as a real cultural influence by the pedophilia scandal. Ten-percent crazy redheads, by far the highest percentage of ginger mutants anywhere.
Lots more, but that’s good for now. ☘️
Redheads. The last vestige of the Viking terrorists.
They kicked the men’s asses but Irish women bred them mostly out of existence. There is only a fat, drunken pocket remaining in a small ecosystem in Minnesota.
That reminds me – I need to watch that Vikings series. There might be more than one. A friend of mine is obsessed with it.
Awesome series. And Freja is hot.
Norsemen looks like a hoot! 😆
Facts that make me sick to me stomach, and ruin my mood. 🤬
Am praying for POTUS Trump!
The Left still wets themselves thoroughly, from tears, fear-sweat, and malodorous urine, at the very thought of Trump. It’s a real mental illness, at this point.
What will they do if the Grand Jury fails to indict? 😳
They know they still control the vote-counting in every urban center, so they will continue to “win” national elections.
Trump +20% ahead of Joe in the *ahem* opinion polls don’t mean hunter in the *ahem* election.
The Idiot Left owns the urban centers, the MSM, the entertainment industry that delivers the young and stupid voters, the educational system from K-thru-Kiddie Kollege, the FBI, DOJ, IRS, BBC, B.B. King, and Doris Day. Matt Busby. Dig it!
12-1/2 hour work day fixing other peoples’ fukkps on 4 hours sleep gives me the attitudes.
The lad is ready for Modern Life.
He needs a job mowing lawns or something. 🙄
He’s really high. Maybe no power equipment until he gets straight. 🤔
Grand Jury was cancelled for Wednesday.
This may be why?? 😯
Is going to or did? I got the regular flu shot sans the covid crap, or so said Nurse Ratched. She said the ‘vid vax wasn’t available to general practitioners.
I got a flu shot years ago and caught a bad flu anyway, so I don’t take them anymore. Only got the clot shot because we were going to Thailand late 2021 and it was a mandatory thing there and getting back in the US.
Some random things that made my day! 🙂
Thanks for those, ‘Mouse. 🤗
You’re welcome! I needed these today. 🙂
Trump Grand Jury cancelled for the rest of the week apparently.
Good! I hope Hobbs gets thrown out as Governor, but I ain’t holding my breath.
Who writes this crap for her? 😆 😆
My feel good video of the day. 🙂
About friggin’ time!!! 🙄
We still have DirecTV (have been a customer for over 20 years) and NEWSMAX is BACK! Watched last night! Yayyyy! 🙂
How old are you, Fatso? You sound like you’re in Kindergarten. 😆 😆
The Butthurt is real. 😂😂😂😂
And then there’s ‘Ol Ratface: