His neighbors complained.Posted: March 3, 2023 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, illustration, Little Green Footballs, Mastodon, The Sage of Culver City 165 Comments
No other explanation, unless he has a talking cat.
Perhaps this is related:
2am Pay to Play? Um… nah. Not going there, brah…
Garland lies? Who knew?? 😯
It’s Friday. Yayyyy! Just met with my tax accountant for lunch. 🙂
God bless that dog.
Making fart noises isn’t the same thing as farting. Making fart noises is what kids do.
This is farting.
I don’t blame her!! 😆
The last kid is a pro.
Despite the MASSIVE amounts of methane produced by the dinosaurs, their world turned cold and unlivable. Further, these gigantic animals are now known to have been warm-blooded, and not reptiles at all. Except for the crocodilians.
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Rather dusty in here…
Trump will be on c-span at cpac in about 5 minutes!
I listened to some of it. Now here come the neo-nevertrumpers.
Hubby & I watched all of his speech. It was classic Trump! 🙂
The Neo-NeverTrumpers are all over the ‘net these days, prattling on about how Trump has too much baggage, is a bad politician, lacks tact, and needs to be replaced as the GOP candidate by DeSantis. I like DeSantis a lot, but how about we let the primaries decide our candidate? Crazy, I know, but it just might work!
New thread goes up for Octo & his vintage cell phone, and now he’s MIA. Hope the plague hasn’t returned for Round 2.
I hope all is well! There may be something going on that he hasn’t shared with us or he’s taking a break.
Okay, you got me. Besides the phone-thing, I’m depressed by the state of our country these days, and don’t have the patience to engage the Idiot Left these days. I do need a break! I spent the weekend reading books and watching shows that aren’t Libturd-afflicted, and felt much better going to sleep last night.
And then I see another synopsis of the Leftist Shitshow by VDH today, and I’m back in the dumps:
I used to work my way through JJ Sefton’s exhausting morning round-up of Bad News, at Ace’s or his own site, but I’ve stopped that for the most part. That’s a day-wrecker. 😱
I’m going to concentrate on more humorous approaches to the Woke-Broke Madness, like Babylon Bee and a few other hate-sites. Hodgetwins have the right approach. More here, of varying quality: https://blog.feedspot.com/political_satire_blogs/
Thanks for caring, kids – that means a lot to me.
Glad to see you! I know how you feel and am usually just here in the mornings unless there’s a Trump rally or some other thing going on in the evening.
We do have a Florida vacation planned for a month from now – that will be a blessing, to visit the Land Of The Free. Mostly beach, and no Disney except for a dinner on the way down to Clearwater. 👍🏻
Great! Good to hear!! 🙂
National Review has sunk to new depths. 😦
They’re despicable quislings. Cancel them yesterday!
It’s hard to believe how far astray they’ve become from the old days. 😦
They’re basically Democraps now. Definitely against most things I used to love about this country.
Has anyone read this? I mean, anyone at all? 😆
I read this much before I started giggling:
“This may be the best introduction to Mastodon I’ve seen. Really good clear explanations for all of the things that might seem scary to beginners.”
Translation: “I need more followers for my mastadation fantasy account and ural 2 stoopids.”
We could use a good concerned citizen in his Mastopod, to bring back news of all things stupit. 😆
Anyone can watch w/o joining. Messing around with responses requires an account. I might get one just to see if mastoclenis has blocking capabilities.
Chonky can’t be making any friends, that much we know. All his relationships go sideways with the first hint of disagreement with any of his cracked opinions.
Going to my MIL’s house (an hour away) and taking her to lunch. She’s 91 and you’d never know it! 🙂
We had lunch at the Cheesecake Factory. Holy crap! The place was packed! Steak Diane was very yummy!! 🙂
Our local Cheesecake Factory closed last year, for some reason. I never had a bad meal there. I know there are others around town – need to get back there!
It was noisy, but the food/service was great! Had never been there before!
Try the cheesecake! 👍🏻😁
Poor baby! 😆
Why is it so difficult for Fatso to just ignore stuff he doesn’t agree with?
The anti-semitism mostly comes from the Left these days, which makes it difficult to accept that most Jews are still practicing Libturds. Like this moron:
My deceased boss was Jewish and he was a Democrat. But he owned guns, ran a successful business and was actually rather conservative in many ways. His parents were Socialists.
I get where the liberalism comes from, but it’s time to take a look around at the mishegaas that’s been created by Leftist social theories.
It would have been fun to stage an Everybody Block Charles Johnson Day. In these enlightened times most have forgotten about him, and the others are like “WTFICJ?”
I’ll bet ” Going no contact” means a restraining order his family got against him.
Now what he makes off his silly videos has to go to rent instead of women’s clothes. That’s where his pain comes from.
See the other video below about Marsh. He’s an utter creep.
I wonder who would win in a debate between Chonky and Fettermann. They appear similarly afflicted.
My money is on Fetterman.
The lecturns win.
It would be funny though. Both show up with a laptop and a ChatAI app.
Artificial Intelligence all around. Steve Jobs to moderate.
“Fetterman vs. Fatterman”
Fatterman goes down hard. When he leans on his lectern and turns it into kindling.
Just heard on the Fake News, that the recent air-turbulence incidents were caused by, get this, Climate Change! Mind you, one of the three was caused by hitting a flock of birds. Another private jet flew right through a big storm, but they never used to have storms before the plebes got SUVs. Not only that, the OMFG CHAOS will increase by 2-3 times in the next ten years or so. How will the Celebrity Elites fly to their important climate summits, and year-round vacation getaways, if their private jets are being tossed around in the sky like balls in a bingo game basket? 😱
My grandmother used to say that the crazy weather (this is back in the 70’s) was because the astronauts were poking holes in the atmosphere. Her theory is saner than these people.
I wonder (no I don’t actually) if it’s ever occurred to these climate doomsdayers that a static climate would be more troubling than the variable climate…which has been the norm since we had an atmosphere.
I watched Tucker last night. Liz Cheney, Adam Crybaby, Pelosi & the rest of the useless Donkeys should be ashamed themselves.
I thought it was 14,000 hours…
That was a long day. 🤔
Coming from you after so many coding disasters at LGF, this is hilarious!! 😆 😆
Chonky thinks Elon is sitting in the office revising code and “fixing things,” like he does himself in his basement. With truly spectacular (not in a good way) results. 😆
Chonky’s code stack is extremely brittle for no good reason, and may need a complete rewrite. 🤔
Ain’t no basements in SoCal. That’s a snow-belt thang.
Ok. How about while sitting on the toilet? 😯
Or fused to the nasty futon? 😱😆
Jeffrey Marsh is a creepy weirdo. 😦
Just wow. I have no words for Marsh, aside from the obvious.
He’s so creepy! So is Dylan Mulvaney. They are two peas in the same weirdo pod.
😆 I meant to post this video.
I’m going to embrace girlhood as soon as possible, but first I have to finish apologizing for being born and raised a toxic white male shaved-ape. I have a lot of sins to atone for, from my youngest days of gleefully peeing in my poor mother’s face while she changed my diaper, to lusting in my heart for certain females all my life, and mansplaining to my daughters about the dangers of running into traffic, and thousands of other patriarchal admonitions designed to force them into societal roles they may or may not feel comfortable inhabiting.
Do better, Men!
That video is funny. 😆
Tucker is over the target. They’re freaking out. 😆
Cuck is “literally shaking,” he’s so furious and frightened.
And now, for some giggles amidst the insanity. 😆
For Bunk. 🙂
Penis, penis, penis LOL!
If you missed Tucker last night, watch this video. He sums up the Democrat & RINO hysteria perfectly.
Free the J6 prisoners!!
Uh-oh. Rebelcat said the b-word, got the boot-word.
Saw that. There are still dedicated liberal ass-holes at Twitter that Elon needs to deal with.
What’s the b-word? 🤔
Oh. Duh! 😆
Damn straight, Gus.
Did you see he bought a Blue Checkmark? He said it was so he could post longer rants and “edit mah tweets”.
I see that! I remember Gus tweeting about his frustration over the blue check mark procedure.
The D.C. Judges and Prosecutors should all be disbarred. What an effing travesty.
Cry harder, Fatso! 😆
The Idiot Left has responded to the avalanche of damning evidence concerning Teh Insurrection, Fauci’s Lies, Biden Crime Family treasonous corruption, Election Stealing, and other Leftist Jackholery with deafening silence, punctuated by sniggering ridicule. Fatterman simply ignores the facts, and carries on as usual, like his hero Seth Meyers.
I don’t understand why the left is so brain-washed that factual evidence fails to get their brains going in the right direction.
But Tucker Carlson’s videos were cherry-picked AND EDITED!!!
Yeah. Not. 😆
Am looking forward to Tucker again tonight.
Vaccinated and Boostered Gavin Newsom has tested positive for Covid. 😆
This is tough reading, but I think it should be assigned to all medical professionals and anyone else who cares about surviving the next planDemic. I think back to my wife’s cousin, our friend Gus who died early on in the planDemic after being intubated for over a month. They killed him with that ventilator, just like they killed thousands of elderly Americans by warehousing them in infected senior citizen homes. 😳😢
I remember when you told us about your wife’s cousin. Very sad. 😦
Fauxi needs to be held accountable for his role in the planDemic. The lies that were told are appalling.
It’s sneauxing. 😦
And it’s going to snow all day. 😦
Handy January 6 Fact Sheet.
Nobody cares, Fatso. 😆
“Right wing?” Hardly.
Chonky imagines he has an audience hanging on his every moronic retweet. 😂😂😂😂
Wtf is wrong with people on planes these days? 😂
It does seem like more crazy stuff is going on. 😦
It appears that Fatass works from a prescribed list of phrases, likely written on the wall in front of his workstation/sleep mattress. Just repeats the same attacks on the selected target, with the same words and phrases jumbled in various order. Total obsession about Musk now. Complete obliviousness to the damning evidence piling up, against this illegitimate junta, day by day. In other words, business as usual, since 2009.
There’s no way Fatass is going to admit that he was wrong for believing the crap the J6 committee tried to shove down everyone’s throat.
They didn’t even review the surveillance video.
Am I a bad person for laughing? 😆
That’s too evil for my sober brain today. 😱😡😆
Fatso needs to watch this.
FREE ALL THE J6 PRISONERS!!!!!
This is unbelievable!! 😯
They’re saying it’s a deepfake. 🤔
Who is saying that? I need to go look.
Apparently so. Interesting!
Don’t forget to change your clocks tomorrow for Daylight Savings. We lose an hour. Spring forward. Ugh.
Also it is important to change the clock in any animal you live with.
Last fall watched a YouTube video of how to change the clock in a cat.
You grab them by the neck with your left hand. Blow in their right or left ear depending if setting their clock forward or back. Left ear forward, right back.
Then while still holding them down you shove your thumb up their ass. That resets the time.
On a side note the nurses in the Emergency Room were cute.
Ok. You got clocked by your cats. But did you change your clocks?
You molest a cat like that at your own peril.
You’d think he’d know better by now!!
Cats are throwing some fast paws, these days. 😆
This is indicative of the Junta’s hiring competence, for key roles. 😱😂
The ignorance is unbelievable! 🙄
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆
Our refrigerator ice-maker was fixed this morning and it’s effing sneauxing. Again. 😦
As long as you have ice for a refreshing cold beverage, you’ll be fine. 🧊 🥃👍🏻
Yeah. Well. It ain’t making ice after hours of being ‘fixed’.
It still ain’t working after 24 hours of being ‘fixed’. Ugh.
Liberals are insane.
Twitter was a stinky liberal mess before Elon took it over.
It’s sneauxing. AGAIN. 😦
For Octo. 🙂
So,we could have avoided all the BLM damage if the cops had simply and politely said, “Time to go.” Silly us.
Haven’t seen Tucker drop any more since the first. Fox must have dropped the hammer on him.
And he should run the Sullivan video of Ashli Babbitt getting shot.
“Hero” Byrd almost shot his own guys too.Watch the far wall 2 seconds after she falls.