Charles’ FA&FO Moment – Extended VersionPosted: January 25, 2023 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: bot attack, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, coding, FAIL, LGF, Little Green Footballs, Mastodon, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, Twitter 165 Comments
As soon as Fatass said he was going to start dicking around with Mastodon, we knew this kind of shitshow was coming. His mad coding skilz lead to disaster every time. 😂
Am laughing my head off at his buffoonery. 😆 😆
I don’t believe he’s got a bot storm either because nobody but us gives a ppplol about him. The timing is too perfect to be a DDoS attack.
Oh, and as I post this, LGF is still down.
Correction. It’s up, forever to load.
It was indeed a self-created loop crash.
He will never admit it’s his own dunderheaded mistake.😂😂😂
After a week of dicking around, LGF losers can now do something that anyone with a computer and two synapses to rub together could do before Fatass tried to “fix” Mastodon. 😂😂😂😂g
Just plugged LGF into a website performance analysis tool, and I don’t think adding embedded Mastodon links is going to help his grade point average. Of the metrics sampled he’s got one A, one C and five Fs – a D average.
This one gives him a 71% performance rating.
DoD metrics gives him a B+ for Pathetic Progressive Performance.
Yer too fat to flounce, Fatass! 😆
He’s trying to cover his fat ass with his equally demented peeps. 😆
He’s trying to get followers on Mastodon, but it doesn’t work like Twitter. It’s not a blue check mark popularity contest.
How long will it take El Stupido to figure that out? 🤔😂
Well, he’s still trying to figure out what crimes Trump committed, and why he’s not in prison. 😂😂😂😂
Ahh, the files of wonder.
The red folder! 😂
This is awesome! 🙂
Another laugh for today! 😆 😆
We are so effed as a society. 🙄 😯
FWIW, here’s CJ’s hosting service. https://hostmatters.com/
…that he just dumped. New server: https://www.litespeedtech.com/products/litespeed-web-server
Who’s this “we” he refers to? Him and all of his sock puppets?
I have no idea either. Maybe his make-believe support staff??
For Bunk. 🙂
Nobody cares. Except us. 😆
Fatso’s begging bowl still sucks.
$13,799 raised of $20,000 goal
No ethics, pure evil, and he’s not working alone.
Yeah. This guy is full of crap.
It’s sneauxing here in NE Ohio. 😦
We got high winds. Blows branches off our tree and onto the neighbor’s Buddah thing.
It’s 27 degrees Fahrenheit here today. Freezing. 😦
We have a beautiful day here, sunny and cold, with nice white snow covering all the brown and gray stuff. Roads are clear. Perfection!
However, this being Michigan, there’s a big snowstorm coming at 4pm. Ah, winter bliss! Get the hot cocoa ready, darling! 😀
Note: it’s 21 here, right now. Brrr 🥶. Love it 🥰!
Why is this in moderation? Too revealing?
Gahhhh! I have to run some errands today. Hope the snow stays West of us.
Hunter Biden has been a mess for a long time. One thing to know about drug addicts is that they will do ANYTHING to feed their habit.
GIANTS IN THE EARTH OMFG!! 😱
Who were they? A race of Goliaths? Genetic freaks? NBA stars? 😱🤔
The big one in the middle was named Jeff.
The rest were his Mutts.
Biden has lost his mind. 😦
He’s completely lost the plot. 🤔😱😆
I’m going to lose my IRA if it loses more $$$. 😦
The gaslighting is too intense for me today. 🤮
Why do I think this was edited?
Here’s the 911 call.
Fatso is obsessed with Elon & Twitter. 😆
It’s “obvious,” says Fatass. No shit. 😂
Ms. Commie-Pants is still dumb as a rock.
She’s about as lucid as Uncle Gropensniff. 😆
The wisdom of Barbawrinkle.
Does America need a divorce? 🤔
She was murdered & Fatso approves. Of course.
Matt Taibbi: Trumpist White Supremacist Fascist!
Aka, lifelong liberal who still tries to practice journalism. 😆
Fatass hates facts, reality just like every other liberal mental case.
Mad doesn’t begin to cover the rage the Idiot Left feels over Twitter’s Reformation, and the guy who made it happen. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
So Ronna wins as head of RNC again.
That was in L.A. in 2021, and it had to do with an antifa protest at a spa. Those are Koreans. https://www.foxnews.com/us/los-angeles-spa-becomes-scene-of-protests-following-alleged-transgender-disrobing-incident
Yes. I’ve posted this before. But cats are still assholes.
Still my favorite cat-whapping video! 😆😆😂😂
Dershowitz is out of his mind re: Covid. 😯
My man. 🙂
Sidebar be mine. 😆
Hubby & I are going to see my MIL today & take her to lunch. 🙂
We had lunch at Bonefish Grill & I had my favorite Chilean sea bass dish. Yum!! 🙂
We’re done working out and whatnot, and ready for the two big football games to start. 🏈
Responding to yourself on Twitter… 😱😂
Hmm…what is the reason? Any guesses why it’s suddenly okay, nay, necessary, to talk about how black police treat black suspects? Fatass, feel free to chime in with your hot take. 😂
I got one of those Apple Watch thingies but I am sending it back. It is supposed to monitor fitness and how much excersise you do and how many steps you take.
Don’t really understand how it can tell how many steps you took if it is on your wrist.
Anyway the damn thing does not work. I just looked at what it says I did yesterday and it told me I did 3256 steps which means I walked about one and a half miles and my peak heart rate was 165 BPM
As I said, it is broken.
I did not walk anywhere yesterday, I just stayed in bed all day and watched porn.
Sending it back…..
Sounds like you’re recording the motion of your hand, and the intensity of your beating, very accurately. Btw, you can find Apple Watch knock-offs for a tiny fraction of what Apple charges.
So you had the same problem?
I don’t see it as a problem, though. Use it or lose it, someone much older and wiser than me once advised. 😆
Note: any reference to a man having small hands or feet is implying that the same man has a small penis. So, if there’s one thing we know about Chonky, it’s that he is obsessed with the penises of other men. There is speculation that this is due to Fatass having last seen his own willie in 2010.
The Denial Meter just started spinning, then smoking, and finally just blew right off the wall. 😱😂
Liberalism and facts/reality don’t mix well. They’d rather believe BS. 😆
Cindy Williams from Laverne & Shirley has passed away. 😦
Lisa Loring. Original Wednesday from the Addams Family. Sad. 😦
Covid crap is OVER!!! No masks were required on our international flights except from Tokyo to Bangkok and on the return Bangkok to Tokyo. In Japan, they are still freaking out, although we didn’t have to wear a mask at the airport.
As we now know, the ‘vaccines’, boosters, masks etc. don’t prevent anyone from catching Covid. The lies have been unbelievable!
Oh my. Is there anything *not* on Hunter’s laptop? Has anyone searched for Epstein’s client list?
Dude was a wreck. 😯
Kamala is a wreck too. 🙄
Great idea!! 😆
That’s a moron… 😆 😯
Full version: https://youtu.be/l-w-mWhIWEM
Who cares? 😆
Ozzyman is great.
Funny stuff! 😆 😆
Speaking of funny stuff… 😆
Dream on, asshole. 😆
Wow! Fatso’s name isn’t on this list. 😆
Several of them won’t survive the year, based on actuarial tables (the metal table they put you on for the autopsy).
Willie Nelson leading the list reminds me of this woman I worked with for awhile, sharing an office. She loved country music, and listened to it all day at a low volume while she worked. A couple of country stars she had no use for, based on their music and/or personal lives, were Willie and Reba McIntyre. She really disliked them! 😂
In my early 20’s, I was in love with Peter Frampton. Where the hell has al the time gone???? 😯
She’s an awful person & hates America – the country that saved her sorry ass.
Rachel Mancow’s great tax reveal fail out-did Geraldo’s safecracking.
That was before the latest Trump tax returns nothing-burger.
Liberal hypocrisy on display!!! 😯
How did this balloon get across our borders? What’s next? Fighter jets from China, NK or Russia?
It was finally shot down. Took them long enough. 🙄
But this is ok to liberals, but still not ok for Trump, right?
Sidebar be mine. Again. 😯
Where the heck is everyone??
You’re 2 time zones ahead of me.
I wake up early on Sunday mornings thinking ” I gotta stop Righty from another sidebar”, then I roll over and go back to sleep. When I finally get here, it’s too late.
Curses, foiled again.
Weekends have been slow here lately.
Sorry, 3 time zones
We are waiting for sand volleyball season to start.
Snow volleyball is good too. The cold tends to “perk” things up.
I am banned from all beach volleyball tournaments after the day I rushed on to the court yelling “stand back! Get out of the way! I can help her!!!!! ” While waving a warm spoon after a young lady took a nasty ass-first tumble into the sand.
Also banned from women long jump and triple jump meets for the same reason…
Probably for the best now they let men pretend to be women. Threw my spoon away.
…and in only 38 minutes.