Happy New Year to our favorite Zero…
Posted: January 1, 2023 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: .gif animation, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, The Sage of Culver City 124 Comments
The Diary of Daedalus 
Happy New Year!
Just finished dinner at the Mandarin Oriental hotel. 🙂
Happy New Year! 🎆
It can’t be 2023, though. Just not possible. And I’m gonna be 64 next month? Bad craziness! 😱
In case you missed this.
Those vids are fun. How do the dogs know what the game is? Each one knows what’s going on.
Good question! I was also intrigued by how thorough the search for the perfect toy was, by some of the dogs. And how some go for the big plushies, while others just want a ball. Among the three dogs in our family, there’s a similar difference in taste.
https://www.facebook DOT com/hilarious.ted1/videos/710416524024035/
That’s a wonderful video! 😂
Gus found this gem.
Donut has more Code Blue Cam. And a lot of body cam shooting video.
I can’t watch these videos that are narrated and have ads. 🙂
Bongino does that a lot. Ten minutes describing a 10 second clipped vid before showing it is irritating.
Donut has commercials because YouTube keeps demonetizing his body cam videos for violence. He tried dubbing gunfire with duck quacks but they caught on. He gives pretty good analyses of police shootings.
What is “sand” in modern druggie slang?
IDK. Where is that referenced?
Sand is heroin. Found it here:
https://www.clinicalpainadvisor.com/dea-drug-slang-code-words/drug-slang-code-words/
She starts making gun-threats, right before she starts cryiing about what a great person she is. 😆
Watched a couple more – reinforced the fact I could never be a cop. 😆
She put on her choir girl act again as she was dropped off at the slammer. That’d be a fun court hearing to watch.
She’s got a big ugly knot of race-rage in her head, and maybe a pit bull in the woodpile, too. Poor thing. Life is going to be very hard for her. 😳
At the airport waiting for our flight to Chiang Mai. Can’t wait to see my family there, especially my new grandson 😍.
👍🏻😃
Sounds great, ‘Mouse.
When you get back, find a place to post some photos. Give us a tour of the town!
Yes! I want to see the sights, too.
If I do, I can email links privately. Ok?
👍🏻
Must be salacious stuff like nancy boys and shit.
We’re having a great time! 🙂
“Must be salacious stuff like nancy boys and shit.”
Thai Ladyboys are the finest ladyboys in the world!
https://coconuts.co/bangkok/lifestyle/10-beautiful-transwomen-thailand-2017-edition/
“Mr. Bunk, can I bum a ciggy?”
There was one sitting next to our table in Bkk waiting for our flight to Chiang Mai. It was over 6 feet & wore what looked like size 12 shoes. Great plastic surgery on nose & mouth. Hubby could NOT believe it wasn’t female. 😆
They look totally female…until the panties come off. 😱😆
About 20 years ago, there was a Michigan politician who would use civic funds to travel to Thailand on “official business,” bringing trade opportunities home to his constituents. He got busted for beating up one of these lovelies, after she pissed him off somehow. Big scandal and he had to resign, when it came out that he was obsessed with the ladyboys, and spent thousands on them.
A Twitter thread worth reading. 😱
I see that Kevin McCarthy isn’t doing well in his quest to be Speaker. 😆
I see that the pugs have their heads up their bickering asses.
Kinzinger just got hired by CNN. LMAO! 😆
😂😂😂😂
That hiring was predicted long ago by conservative websites.
He’s such a putz.
He and Cheney did a wonderful job on the “bi-partisan January 6th Committee! 😂
Laugh of the Day
Long time friends Sylvia & Wanda meet up in Heaven!!
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?…
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — we’d both still be alive.😅🤣
😯 😳 😆 😆
https://www.frontpagemag.com/how-green-investors-pay-the-media-to-promote-climate-change/
We knew the media was getting paid to promote the scam, but this is right in our dumb faces, and nothing will happen to stop it. Sparky-cars, windmills all over creation, solar arrays here and there, eat the fucking bugs so cows don’t fart up the prairie, the whole vast, destructive scheme – it’s all paid for by the investors in Green Folly.
http://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRb7mCAh/
I need this analyzed, to find the photoshoppery.
Yep. All that and more.
http://www.gofundme.com/f/mxksc-the-chasing-ms-foundation-community-toy-drive
I adopted my hometown’s football team this year as my “official” team, thinking the Detroit Lions would suck up a storm again, maybe prompt another rebuilding with new GM and coaches. I watched almost every Buffalo Bills game, like I used to when they were in the Super Bowl every year, losing each time by some ungodly twist of fate. I was all ready to enjoy a great matchup with the Bengals Monday night, and then the horrible freak accident happened, and the game was postponed(now cancelled). Damar Hamlin, who basically died on the field and was then brought back to life by medical miracle workers, had started this toys-for-kids GoFundMe, with an opening goal of $2500. Check link above for the current total – it’s slightly better than Chonky’s “Cheetos-For-Fatass” begging-bowl performance.
As for me, I now have two pro teams to root for, at least for one more Sunday. The Lions have captured my attention in a very surprising way, rebounding from an inauspicious 1-6 start, and now with an outside chance of making the playoffs. The Stafford-less Rams have to beat Seattle, which is a longshot in itself, and the Lions have to win a frosty night game at Lambeau Field, which the Packers need to win to make the playoffs themselves. We’ll know if the Rams pulled their upset before our game begins. Even if the playoffs are out of reach, we can still ruin GB and Aaron Rodgers’ season. So, you’re saying there’s a chance! 😆
10 more years and Charlie can get the old band back together. Breivik on percussion(cap).
https://vocal.media/criminal/anders-breivik-s-attack-the-planning-and-prison-life
In about 10 years Charlie can put the old band back together with Breivik on percussion(cap).
https://vocal.media/criminal/anders-breivik-s-attack-the-planning-and-prison-life
Guy’s prison cell is horrifying.
Comment not showing up. I must be moderated. Blame the cute trannies./
Just checked the spaminator. Two of yours and one of Octos were sitting there enjoying the cake and beer.
Obviously I didn’t read ’em before I freed ’em. Got dupes.
McCarthy finally made it as Speaker of the House. I need booze & popcorn. 😆
Having a great time here! My new grandson (not quite 2 months old) has a ritual of boob feeding, sleeping for a few hours, then screaming because his diaper needs changing, then fussing after he’s been changed..repeat over and over. 😆
Good for him. Sounds like he’s got life figured out already. 🙂
That’s why I always have a rueful internal laugh when I hear the phrase, “Slept like a baby.” Our first daughter hated sleeping! I think our second girl was an accident, but she slept GREAT compared to her older sister. I remember those days fondly, which goes to show you how your brain likes to swaddle your bad old memories in nice soft cotton-wool, so you can sleep at night.
Sucking on boobs, sleeping and having someone else clean your butt. Hard to beat that.
I worked with a guy who said he slept like a baby the night before…he woke up every two hours crying.
…with a big load of shit in his jammies? 😆
My son was an easy baby. The difficulties arose when he was older and started nursery school. His language processing frustrated him. Once we had him diagnosed, we put him in private schools that catered to kids with learning disabilities. He’s now an over-the-road truck driver. 🙂
Life is good.
There you are, my preciousss! 🥰
Sometimes when we’re stuck down in the Spam Room, we don’t try to get rescued. We party.
Righty,
Glad you are enjoying your family abroad.
Thanks! Am enjoying my time here. Except the screaming. 😆
I hope Octo’s Lions whip the Packers Sunday night because it would make me happy. Further, I hope my Bears lose to the Vikings. I hate the Vikings but Chicago could possibly get the #1 overall pick. That would make me happy.
Thanks, Abu. This would be such a big win for our improving franchise. Even if Seattle beats the Rams, as I strongly suspect they will, rendering our night game less important from the Lions’ standpoint as we’ll be eliminated from the playoff picture, spoiling the Packers last-ditch bid for the playoffs would be epic and so, so satisfying. Plus, in this scenario, our first-round Rams-pick, obtained in the Stafford trade, would be top-five – meaning, we’d get to select one of the two best defensive behemoths, according to most mock-drafts. Great consolation prize!
On the other hand, if the Rams win today, and the Lions win tonight, we’re in the playoffs. Which would really be impressive, after our 1-6 start.
I guess the worst case, would be the Rams winning and Detroit losing, which would push that draft-pick back to 9th or 10th. We’d still get a good player, but not one of the “guaranteed stars,” like Will Anderson or Jalen Carter. And the fudge-Packers would be back in the playoffs, with everyone gibbering about their “heroic comeback,” and “Aaron Rodgers’ finest moment.” BLECCCHH!
I was going to wish a pox upon you both. One that involves scrotal itch.
But then I realized the Lions have a shot. First time since Joe Schmidt was a linebacker. It depends on whether Rodgers is in a Hippie Haze or not. It’s going to be fun to watch. If Detroit wins several things become possible,
1. Bill Ford Sr. rises from the dead.
2. Dan Campbell is made mayor of the unburned parts of the city.
3. Your scrota are safe from Celtic witchcraft.
Go Pack Go
😂😂😂
Nobody has wasted more hate on the Lions than me, Poteen. I wrote them off early this year, and of course they’ve responded with the most encouraging season since Barry Sanders rushed for 2000 yards that year. They don’t quit, this team. I give them an even-shot at pulling the upset tonight, which probably means they’ll get mollywhopped, which I believe is the direct opposite of mollycoddled. But that could just be my PTSD moaning. We’ve been jilted and hurt before, too many times to count.
Right now, enjoying my re-adopted Buffalo Bills battling the Belichick Bilkers (he cheats 😄). Tough matchup!
I’ll be listening to offers for the #1 pick but Will Anderson must be a possibility. However, I expect the Bears to focus on Carter because he’s a 3 technique. (might be a new gender category – I’m not sure anymore) Draftnicks suggest Carter has a “character issue”. I want my defense to have such issues.
“Character issues” are a non-issue to me, to a certain point. There’s a line, somewhere, different places for different guys, where they’re rendered useless to the team, no matter the talent. Decent scouting and management avoids those Problem Guys like the Plague.
Congrats on getting that #1 pick, though. Should be a winner. 👍🏻
Thinking about it, I can definitely see the attraction of grabbing Anderson. However, the Bears need to protect their franchise QB. Take an offensive lineman! There’s a couple of massive man-mountains available. Please forward to Bears GM. Thanks!
The Bears could trade down to #4 so Indy could get a QB. Might get Indy’s #1 next year plus. Then trade down to #9, pick up another #1 next year plus then use #9 for the best OL available.
I’m not sold on Justin Fields. Current play-calling will get him killed.
I think Fields could be great, in the right offense. I hate to see young QBs getting hammered in their first couple of years, on bad teams with no offensive line to speak of. They nearly killed Matt Stafford here, and he’s nails. Not a runner like Fields, which raises the risk-factor.
As an unwilling expert on rebuilding, having been through nothing but in my lifetime of Lion-hating, I know it’s always “smart” to take the “best player available,” instead of focusing on direct need. Detroit has always had multiple holes to fill, and this year is no different, even though there seems to be a solid core developing. Seen this movie before.
I want a pass-rushing, run-stuffing beast to bookend Hutchinson, but we need corners and a good linebacker, too. But then I see a mock-draft where the Lions take this guy at running back, and I go all wobbly on the “Defense-Defense-Defense”-theme I’m promoting.
A Bears fan, a Lions fan, and a Packers fan go rock climbing one afternoon. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most “die-hard” fan.
Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bears fan proclaimed to the other three: “This is for the Chicago Bears!” and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
Not to be outdone by a Bears fan, the Lions fan jumped up and roared, “This is for the Detroit Lions!” and he pushed the Green Bay Packer fan off the mountain.
Kind of like “King of the Hill” on a snow mountain pushed up by plows in a parking lot.
Remember those days?
Yes! That was a very popular game, in the parking lot of my Catholic elementary school. It got very rough. 😆
Someone from this site with money burning holes in their pockets should purchase this one-of-a-kind roadster. It’s a beaut! The builder is one of these home garage geniuses. I really admire these cats.
https://www.the-daedalus.com/
I think it was Chonky who tried to kill this car and its creator, thinking it was our project:
https://journal.classiccars.com/2022/05/03/the-daedalus-rises-from-the-dead/
So hubby and I took our 2 elder grandkids her in Chiangmai to see the movie Avatar. It’s over 3 hours with commercials etc. so we bought these premier seats. They turned out to be enormous & comfortable with adjustable foot rests. Awesome.
The movie was way too long. The cinematography was great, story line strange and included cultural appropriation from blacks, American Indians and Haka/Maori. There was also quite a bit of violence and that bothered me because of my grandkids. Otherwise, we had fun! 🙂
**here**
It’s an odd franchise, the whole “Avatar”-thing. Woke-Hollywood to the max. Technically impressive, but I don’t give a crap about that stuff, if the story doesn’t grab me. I HATED the original, which we saw in the IMAX Theatah because, you know, it was all the rage. BLEEAAAHHH! I fell asleep at one point. 😂
I never saw the previous Avatar movie. Thank Gaia! 🙂
Even Gaia hated it! 😆
That’s what I heard! 😆
Glad you had some great family-time, ‘Mouse! In the end, that’s what really matters. 😃
Thanks! 🙂 Tomorrow we’re having dinner with one of my previous co-workers from the refugee office days. He & his wife have retired here in Chiang Mai.
That’s cool!
I have friends here I’ve known for 40-50 years. 🙂
That’s also very cool!
I just re-connected with my old bar-hopping buddy, from the neighborhood, and then working at the transmission factory together, out of high school. He owns a small restaurant about 30 miles north of where I live, and has led a very interesting life, including two wives and two families raised to adulthood. Several careers, too. It’s great when you can catch up with old friends, and they aren’t sad derelicts. 😆
They’ve all done well! One became VP of Daimler-Chrysler in Bangkok and another is an executive at Toys-R-Us in Bangkok. No derelicts. 🙂
You’re lucky! I had to cut “socializing ties” with several good friends in the ‘80’s, as I settled down to work/married-life and they kept on living like broke-ass rockstars. Two of them never made it to 35.
Diamond, from Diamond & Silk, has passed away. 😦
Very sorry to hear that. 😟
The vicious lies and racist slander from the Left has been wonderful to behold, this week. Really covered themselves with glory. RIP, Diamond. You were a special person.
http://www.facebook.com/reel/693410578805821?mibextid=0NULKw&fs=e&s=TIeQ9V
She jammed. 🤘
Cats are
https://i.imgur.com/vJXvxaG_lq.mp4
Watching. And, waiting.
All I can think about right now is the pot roast I popped in the crockpot this morning, which will be ready at 5:30. I did the same recipe a few months back, and it was too good for us Gentiles, as my Uncle Jack used to say. The chopped onions, carrots, jar of pepperoncinis, the seasonings, a little wine…it’s going to be heavenly. 😇😋🤔
It was amazing. The pepperoncinis, with the juice, gave it just the right amount of zip. The wife and daughter were suitably impressed.
Btw, during this post-holiday period of repentance and healthy initiatives, we have pledged to eat only homemade meals, to the extent possible. My next cooking assignment is on Saturday. Mulling the millions of marveloso options.
Never thought of pepperoncinis. I use beef broth, Cream of mushroom soup, red wine, mushrooms, & some spices, including ground pepper & fennel.
This recipe was called, “Mississippi-Style Pot Roast,” and I wasn’t sure how the pepperoncinis would play. It’s a very nice twist on an old staple. Looking forward to leftovers, for lunch.
So simple and easy to make, too:
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRgfpypH/
I only used half a stick of butter, but the rest I copied faithfully. Threw in some wine, too, from a bottle that was opened before Dry January hit. 😋
Interesting! 🙂
https://www.facebookDOTcom/reel/1373055603524194?mibextid=0NULKw&fs=e&s=TIeQ9V
Here’s a handy gizmo, ‘Mouse! 😆
I wouldn’t call an Asian chick a “gizmo” but she’s probably very handy when you need one.
She looks a little tired. I should tuck her in. 🤔
I did something today I thought I would never do. I hold myself to a certain level of decency, and I try not to destroy my family’s name and reputation. Sometimes, the demons make this difficult. Today, they beat me. And I’m not sorry! Not yet, anyway.
I bought the first item of paraphernalia promoting the Detroit Lions football team, that I’ve ever seen fit to own. Because I’m proud of this team. For the first time in my life, I can wear this t-shirt out in public and not feel like I have to explain or apologize for it. No need to make up a story about how my Dad/Grandfather/Army-pal killed in action always loved and supported this team. I’m supporting a team that played with grit, never gave up, and finished the season by killing the Packers’ playoff run before it could begin.
RIP, Jeff Beck. While I wasn’t a huge fan of his solo career, I see him as one of the Sixties talents who pushed the electric guitar into orbit as the most expressive instrument of all time. Next to the human voice, I mean.
The Rock Geezers are dropping like flies. It’s really sad.
Fun fact: my neighbor’s name is Jeff Beck. He works for the government, and has new Mohawk haircut. Okay, now you know.
RIP Jeff.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jeff+beck+ronnie+scott%27s+a+day+in+the+life
Wrong url, sorry.
Sorry. Correct linky.
Love that! 🤔 🎶
Sound up for stupid.
Lisa Marie Presley has died?? Yikes 😬!
Sad story. Drugs and tragedy. 😥
We’re at the airport waiting for our flight to a beach resort. 🙂
We are jealous today. Freezing, gray skies, and no snow. Just winter blahs, post-holidaze. Have fun! 😎
It’s been very hot here. Sunny skies. Incredible food. The grand-kids have been in the pool every day. We’re so blessed! 🙂
My parents brought us here every year around Christmas and the New Year. Back then, the tide tended to be high and the water a bit rough. The tide is still rather high, but the ocean seemed ok. 🙂
How is the King doing these days? All good, with the Queen and Consort, or more drama? 🤔
Can’t talk about it online while here. Will update when I get back. 🙂
“It’s good to be the King.”
There are ‘lese majeste’ laws here. 😦
Horrible crash! 😯
That is horrific! WTF HAPPENED?!