“One of my best jokes ever.”

164 Comments on ““One of my best jokes ever.””

  1. rightymouse says:

    Fatass IS a lead balloon. And his sense of humor has always sucked.

    • Octopus says:

      Tbh, though, this IS one of his best “jokes” ever. No, it’s not funny, lacking the little click you get from real humor, but it’s a tiny bit of a play on words. I think it’s lifted from an ancient Monty Python skit.

  2. rightymouse says:

    Internet was down most of yesterday. Power was out Saturday for hours. Trees fell & took down cables in the area due to high winds.
    So, am back and saw this. Is it too early to start drinking?

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  5. rightymouse says:

    This is an Octo post from the previous thread.
    “OctopusDecember 4, 2022 at 3:23 pm


    Stephen King’s daughter is about what you’d expect, if you keep tabs on the rat-faced author’s Twitter game.”


  6. rightymouse says:

    Kirstie has passed away from cancer. 😦

  7. rightymouse says:

    Bolton. What an idiot. 😆

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    😆 😆

  10. rightymouse says:

    Couldn’t happen to a bigger asshole. Avenatti. KARMA! 😆

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  12. rightymouse says:

    Am praying for Walker.

    • Octopus says:

      Walker never had a chance. It was AZ all over again, with the boxes of ballots and crooked machines.

      • rightymouse says:

        States need to tighten voting regulations. This mail-in BS & machine counting BS has to stop.

        • Octopus says:

          It’s a feature, not a bug, of the Dim-control of the voting apparatus in far too many states, including Michigan, My Michigan. It’s very well-coordinated and supported by the Liberal MSM. It’s not going away.

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  14. Octopus says:


    Libturd MSM after liberal journalist Matt Taibbi? Former Libturd Billionaire Elon Musk the New Satan, for promoting Free Speech?

    Nobody is safe, if they go against The Narrative.

  15. Octopus says:

    J.J. Seafront posted this exchange, regarding the voting shenanigans in AZ and GA. He’s slightly more pessimistic than I am, but I’m getting there.
    UPDATE: I wanted to state something but it took commenter Lady In Black to jar it loose via this exchange:

    “Did anybody here seriously spend one moment thinking Walker had a chance? I’m done with that game. It can’t be won anymore. I simply have lost all caring and hoping for an America that is dead and not coming back. The left is “winning” at every turn. I find no reason to believe it will change. I can thank the GOP in part for the end of America. We have no savior that is coming that can overcome their treachery, cheating, lies and totalitarianism. Harsh truth.”

    My response:

    You have just reached the first plateau my dear. The sooner we free our minds from these illusions the better prepared we’ll be for the battle ahead.
    More and more people no longer trust government, the media and now elections. It is going to reach critical mass, especially when, not if, the entire economy crashes.

    And that’s really a good thing, or at least a necessary thing, despite what we are going to have to endure to at least have a chance to come out the other end with a shot at national renewal.

    • rightymouse says:

      Too many believe we should just roll over. Why? I don’t understand.

      • Octopus says:

        Not roll over, but are you willing to go to war? Figuratively, at least?

        It’s really that bad. That the Red Wave we were promised failed to materialize, after two years of hellish mismanagement by our stuttering zombie-president, is not an encouraging sign. The opposition owns 95% of the media, the DOJ, FBI, IRS, the young people, women (especially the unmarried, but in urban areas, almost all women), and a big pile of RINOs. These are dark times.

        • Octopus says:

          “Seafront” is actually “Sefton.”

          • Octopus says:

            Forgot to mention, the education system, from K-Advanced Degrees. The Idiot Left owns/controls that, too. But y’all knew that. 😆😡

            All my life, and in the American history I’ve studied, there’s been a political pendulum swinging back and forth. We should have seen a significant swing back to conservative fiscal policies, at least. Instead, the Left is doubling-down, and our elected, so-called conservative leaders have no reply. Oh, there are voices here and there, but nothing like a real movement back to sanity.

        • poteen2 says:

          —“Friedman represents Mother Jones, one of the linchpins of Palace Guard Media”—
          Mother Jones is and was founded as the publishing organ of the American Communist Party. Their goals haven’t changes in 100 years.
          —“Not roll over, but are you willing to go to war? Figuratively, at least?”—
          It won’t be figuratively.
          —“More and more people no longer trust government, the media and now elections. It is going to reach critical mass, especially when, not if, the entire economy crashes”—
          Sefton is right. Those 4 things, government, media, elections, and economy.
          When you trust none of those, you will fight. Those who destroyed that trust won’t allow you not to fight. You fight or get on the train for re-education.
          The American experiment has been the most successful in human history.
          If you wanted to destroy it you couldn’t plan it any better. And the ACP did.
          From Mother Jones and Big Bill Haywood in the labor wars of the early 20th century through FDR and his VP Henry Wallace in the 30s and 40s, to the Black Panthers, the anti-war groups, and Jane Fonda to Answer, Antifa and BLM. Communists behind all of them. Winning a little more each time they pop up. (Usually election years)
          It’s becoming obvious that they can’t be voted out. Their people count the votes in all the population centers. And they’ve shown in past years that they will fight to keep that power.
          I can’t see another way Call me a pessimist/

          • Octopus says:

            “It won’t be figuratively.“

            I hope it won’t be another Civil War. Call me naive.
            Such a war would be grisly beyond belief, and I think it would end the American Experiment.

  16. Bunk X says:

    All cats are assholes, except for this one.

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  20. rightymouse says:

    Is it too early to start drinking? 😯

    • Octopus says:


    • poteen2 says:

      Why is it a Project Veritas expose’?
      Why not a local story about parents, a school board, and an HR issue? (Or tar and feathers).
      If O’keefe knows, then the locals know too.
      If the smaller conflicts aren’t fought, if everything is a national issue or Twitter war, then there is no way to avoid civil war 2.0.
      Adam Schiff and his ‘resistance’ on Santa Monica Beach welcoming the assistance of the Chinese PLA is not impossible.
      –It’s 5 o’clock somewhere. Pour heavy–

  21. Octopus says:


    I’m making this one now – first time I’ve ever used turnips and rutabagas in a dish. Not easy to dice. Using just the legs for the stew, cooking the amputee separately. This is also known as, “working from home.” All the cool kids are into it. All I need are some cannabis gummies, and I’m back in college. 😆

  22. Bunk X says:

    Not sure where this is, or when it happened, but she should have ended up face down on the floor.

    • Bunk X says:

      Feral Irishman posted that tweet. From the comments:

      Jim MDecember 8, 2022 at 8:32 AM
      Easy one here. Provoke her until she hits you or spits at you…then stomp her tail into the ground. Had a similar situation as when I was an O-4 and the individual was an E-5. She hit me and somehow her front teef popped out. The Field Grade Article 15 I gave her destroyed her career. She begged, pleaded, cried, sent the Chaplain, EEO and JAG to see me. Nope, didn’t budge. When I had her at the position of attention and read her the punishment, in front of a sea of black reps and strap hangers, she fake passed out and the group was ready to come after me. They found my car and destroyed it. Slashing all 4 tires and cutting open the convertible top along with breaking all the windows and lights. Truman messed up when he desegregated the military. I don’t miss it as 90% of my time was dealing with the 1% of this crap.

      • Octopus says:

        Oh my gawd. Angry gal, ain’t she? In her defense, the fries were cold. I hate cold fries, too. Maybe as much as she does. 😂

        Remind to check out FI’s Friday Celebration Of All Things Feminine And Good. It’s always a good scroll. 😀😋

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    Here is Bari Weiss’ Twitter feed for Part 2 of bad crap that Twitter has done.

  25. rightymouse says:

    Brinton is so weird and creepy. Color me unsurprised that the dude is a brazen thief.

    • Octopus says:

      All the nuclear ☢️ waste is going up his butt, so that’s why he’s the perfect drag queen for the job.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Not surprised.

  27. rightymouse says:

    O.M.G.!!!! 😯

  28. rightymouse says:

    My head hurts.

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  30. rightymouse says:

    Here are some potential girlfriends for Fatso.

    • Octopus says:

      Infinifat, is the modern term for these curvy sows. Chonky still couldn’t score with any of them. They don’t make bed frames strong enough for their combined weight, anyway.

      • poteen2 says:

        Imagine if you will the lesbian group sex had after that recording.

        Truly Rod Serling level horror.

        /Sorry. I know it’s stuck in your head now./

    • windbag says:

      That guy at the end needs to change his hair color.

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  32. rightymouse says:

    Sounds like a dude. Yep.

    • rightymouse says:

      Carson overcame a difficult childhood & became a highly successful neurosurgeon. The only reason liberals don’t like him is because he’s a POC who didn’t stay on their plantation.

  33. rightymouse says:

    Yikes. 😯

  34. rightymouse says:

    Then quit Twitter. Asshole.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s “bad” because it’s true. Fatass hardest hit, as Musk is revealing all of the Left Wing shenanigans that Twitter and Teh rest of social media have been pulling.😆

  35. rightymouse says:

    Good news!

  36. rightymouse says:

    Hubby is conducting tonight, so I get to put on my sparklies soon. 🙂

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  40. rightymouse says:

    Ain’t you special?? 😆

    • poteen2 says:

      He misses the old days when he could purge people. That’s why he loves Twitter. There are millions of raving freaks to block and Twitter supplies the hardware to do it. His blog is now reserved for knob slobbering about his own bravery and intelligence.
      One day he’ll hit the block button and his pacemaker will short circuit./

  41. rightymouse says:

    No thank you.

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    😆 😆

  45. rightymouse says:

    Supporting pedophilia isn’t the hallmark of a decent/ethical/normal person, Fatso.

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    Good! What a strange, creepy guy!

  49. rightymouse says:

    About time!

  50. rightymouse says:

    Liberals are insane.

  51. rightymouse says:

    Trump was right about Yoel Roth & mail-in ballots.

  52. rightymouse says:

    Go to this tweet & scroll down.

  53. rightymouse says:

    Fascinating! 🙂

  54. rightymouse says:

    This is just awful. I hope he’s got the best attorneys to fight these assholes.

  55. rightymouse says:

    This made me laugh. 😆

  56. rightymouse says:

    O.M.G.! Maxine Waters etal are in deep shit! 😯