Charles Johnson On Feces: “The shit is crazy.”
Posted: November 23, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, Twitter / X 198 Comments
The Diary of Daedalus 
I’m repeating myself, but Fatso is an asshole.
Really Fatty McJazzhat? Ask your pals the Clintons. Or maybe the Obamas. How about the Pelosi’s?
Phone sez, “Nah, bro.” 😆
https://www.frontpagemag.com/apple-crushes-dissent-in-america-and-china/
I want to dump my shitty old iPhone and get an Android replacement- any suggestions? Anyone know anything about the slave-labor building Androids? Or do I have to do my own research 🧐? 🤓
Watch this story disappear from media.
Can’t wait for Fauxi to slither off and GO AWAY!!
😆
I’ve always enjoyed Frank.
My husband and I don’t agree on Ukraine defending itself from Russia. In fact, his passive/aggressive position on Ukraine defending their country against a hostile force is incomprehensible to me. So we don’t talk about it.
It’s an interesting case, especially now with the huge Dem-payola scandal breaking. I think the whole hideous shitshow deserves non-partisan review. I’m not excited about the level of U.S. involvement, which apparently is deeper than we’ve been led to believe. There are American boots on the ground, in non-combat roles. That kind of thing can escalate very quickly.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/breaking-exclusive-tens-billions-transferred-ukraine-using-ftx-crypto-currency-laundered-back-democrats-us/
http://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-pentagon-military-ukraine-idUSL1N31Z26L
I was in Thailand during the Vietnam war. Later, I worked for the US Embassy refugee office. War is very, very ugly. The only invasion I was ok about was when Vietnam invaded Cambodia because I knew that the Cambodian people could escape from Pol Pot’s communist nightmare. One of my step-sons is married to a gal who escaped through the jungle to Thailand.
Ukraine is protecting itself from a barbaric invasion by Russia. Innocent people on both sides are being killed.
If we were invaded, would we not ask our allies for help?
I am not condoning Ukraine’s murky ties to Democrats. The issue is just secondary to my support for Ukraine protecting their country. I despise Russia and communism.
Hope this makes sense.
Makes perfect sense.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1595377409355763712
But Fatass…you quit Twitter last week! Who is this bulbous impostor using your old account?
Also…
Twitter is thriving, now. The whiny, fascist bitches who fled for “safer spaces” on Mastodon and other sites are already very unpopular at their new time-wasters. The Idiot Left is eating itself all over the ‘net. It’s hilarious! 😂
What I would like to know from Musk is who was covering the losses for so many years? Inquiring minds want to know.
Good question!
Charlie can talk like a Nazi but he can’t be one. They don’t make brown shirts in xxxxx chubby.
He’s a fatschist.
With a big fat head full of gneiss rocks.
Fuckso never breaks down his argument, never makes a coherent point. His bot followers just roll their diodes and scroll on.
And he doesn’t know about the shit out there cuz he hasn’t been out there
Fatty didn’t have a problem when Jack and Co. suspended the NY Post for accurately posting about the Adventures of Jimmy Crackhead Corn and his Magical Laptop.
😆 😆
Insanity. 😦
Some of the replies from Woke liberals are just sad. Not sure if these people ever experience happiness in their miserable lives.
They are so pathetic! Not to mention, desperately immature, and miseducated. It’s all Critical Theory, all the time, on everything…EXCEPT the Holy Sacred Creeds Of Infantile Libturdism, which includes Islam, Climate Chaos OMFG!!!, abortion, and a few other things.
Democrats tend to be very binary/one-tracked in their thought process. They are also unhappy, hateful people.
Please refresh my memory. Besides zeros and ones, what is “binary”?
Binary and non-binary people don’t think in 1’s and 0’s. That would make their identities way too complicated.
When I had an employee accuse me of being mean, I’d tell them that if they thought that I was mean that they needed to fall down on their knees and give thanks to God Almighty for having lived such a charmed life up until that point, because obviously nobody had ever been mean to them one time in their life.
At the risk of sounding like a typical old fart, we’ve gone soft. One my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies:
I have to go to my kitchen and cook now. Later! 🙂
I’m cooking the Turkey tomorrow morning. That’s the extent of my cooking duties. 😆🦃
We have 15 for dinner tomorrow. I prep the sausage/veggies for the stuffing and boil the potatoes in advance for mashed potatoes tomorrow. Then there’s setting up the tables.
We’re just having the kids and their men-folk over tomorrow. But Saturday, for UM-OSU, there’s going to be about 30 people traipsing through. I’m making my pumpkin cheesecake and sweet potato pie for that shindig. And I will have to wrangle some tables around. Go Blue!
We’re going to watch Planes, Trains and Automobiles tonight. Hubby is conducting on Saturday night so football is off our schedule. Thank Gaia!
The Big Game is at noon, tomorrow. I think Herr Conductor might be able to squeeze in a little viewing time. 😄
No foozeball tomorrow or Saturday.
That i know of.
I had my Big Games confused! Tomorrow is just the Lions-Bills. UM-OSU is Saturday. 😂
Hubby is busy Saturday, so no foozeball.
😂😂😂😂
Have a great Thanksgiving!👍
Thanks. And a Happy Thanksgiving to all DoD insurrectionists.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1596003770097246208
Cry harder Fatass! 😆
Hope everyone here had a great Thanksgiving! We know Biden did. 😆
Wow. As the Church Lady used to succinctly say, “Well isn’t that special!” 😆
😆
I’d call it a tie. 🤔
Liberals going bonkers over Trump & Elon.
When I was young and idealistic (though never a liberal), I used to dream of becoming fabulously rich and going on a philanthropic spree, raining cash down on worthy causes. It never occurred to me that an equally noble inspiration would be to become fabulously wealthy and use my resources to piss off the entire left and wreak havoc on their power base.
Good!!!
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1595552298956165120
True!!
This is the tweet they referred to. 😆
They’re so nauseating. 😂🤮
Bunk get the light sabre out. I think my mouth wrote checks my body cannot cash.
https://twitter.com/Lucy_Dynamite/status/1596342468739407874
I hope Lindell follows through! I’d support him!! 🙂
Wow!! 😯
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1596265527789293568
Give Chonky credit for this much – he knows the shit is crazy. He has shit for brains, and he’s crazy. Remarkable self-knowledge, for a crazy shit!
Meanwhile:
http://click1.e.westernjournal.com/dmhmdlzrkclfdlmbfrgtlfltlgfgswhzszcjgmwptsmcrth_hqmbssnbqczvwwfsqwqhc.html?a=0586d8a0188aa1a390cdf0c74daae115&b=7fffe70215c892ef452fce938b935795420b4f9d6649eb7e0dec67b9b4ecb9b3
I hope Elon exposes the corruption that Twitter engaged in over Hunter’s laptop, 2020 election in general and other silencing.
Well, my whole family’s coming over to watch the game. Just found out there’s a whole 5-person family unit in town, we weren’t expecting. I need to do something, to handle the overflow! Maybe go to sports bar downtown to watch the game? 🤔
Go Blue!
Have fun!!! 🙂
No football here. Thank Gaia! Hubby has rehearsal this afternoon and then conducts later. I’ll be home after running some errands.
Ok. Stopped by our local watering hole to get some lobstah bisque. I see Michigan is ahead of Ohio. Hope we kick your butt. 😆
That was for Octo.
Michigan is kicking our butt! 😯
As a gentleman, I would like to humbly apologize for that rude ass-whuppin’, even though your undisciplined brats richly deserved every splinter from the Ol’ Oaken Axe-Handle. I think that’s the name of our interstate-rivalry trophy/punishment. There are so many of these weird things, with the statues, jugs, brass jock-straps, old brass spittoons, and the infamous Ol’ Spit Bassoon. That thing is nasty. Anyway, it was a great day, yesterday. And today, as the extended-family welcomed two new members, a potential boy and a presumptive girl. And we took in Alphonse The Wolf to babysit for a couple of days.
It’s going to be December in a couple of days. When did that happen?
Oaken bucket, bucko, and Brutus the Buckeye is a buckin’ embarassment.
Liberal insanity.
He could have been a She, it’s true. There’s a 50% chance of the binary sexual lottery hitting on Either Side. I’m sure God would have been just as happy with a female child, as long as it was healthy. And divine. And willing to do something ca-razy, so God could prove once and for all he loved his Creation.
None of the pics or sculptures I’ve seen show him wearing a fake dick. Sorry.
Not even a “female penis?” 😂
Nope.
More insanity.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/25/health/racial-inequities-sleep/index.html
Ugh.
Most people don’t realize that 99% of peer-reviewed social science experiments are impossible to replicate. There’s no there, there. A birdcage-liner like CNN posts some bullshit like this, to help promote racial-division and class-hostility, and about half the sheep nod sagely and sadly, and tweet something about it to their online family of feckless freaks.
That was Ludwig’s go-to argument when all else failed:
“But it wasn’t peer reviewed.”
Fatso isn’t a free speech guy but wants to protect incitement of violence.
My head hurts.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1596726747260719105
Good! Inciting violence is awful!!!!!!!
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1596223095869685765
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1596537449248956416
More government corruption incest….
Have no idea if any of these claims are true, but would not surprise me if they were.
Apparently untrue. Found this at Instapundit.
The CEO of FTX is Sam Bankman-Fried. His parents are both Stanford law professors.
“The CEO of the FTX affiliate, Alameda Research, is Caroline Ellison. Her father, Glenn Ellison, is an economics professor at MIT. The Chairman of the SEC is Gary Gensler who was also an economic professor at MIT until 18 months ago. Gary Ellison is the Department Head and thus Gensler was under him at MIT.”
😆 😆
She’s a brilliant gal. 😆
She, along with every other leftist who cheered on the Avenatti loser. 😆
He had so many female fans! And quasi-hetero men, secretly lusting after him. 😆
The Chinese people are sick of the Covid oppression!
China is a massive global power, like the United States. Also like us, their government is under the control of reptilian aliens who live amongst them, controlling just about everything. Please…resist the reptilian agenda. Thx!
That was an attempt at humor, btw. I feel I should clarify, as there are way too many people who actually believe in reptilian overlords. 😆
Communism is unfortunately run by human overlords who have no problem subjugating those who disagree with them.
They’d as soon kill you as look at you twice, if you aren’t groveling at their feet. How many times do they have to prove it? 😱😆
I hear the reptilian folks get real sluggish in the winter. Why I’m staying safe Up North, instead of sinking into the warm primordial stew in the Deep South, or Way Out West.
Cats..
This one never gets old… 😆
Sidebar!!!!!!!!! 😆
That’s the best cat-vid ever, ‘Mouse. 😆
I mean the cat in the cupboard, of course. It’s magical.
My favorite cat gif! 😆
Another favorite cat gif.
😂
Fatso must have be getting his notice soon. 😆
His eviction notice, from his landlord? That seems quite overdue, tbh. 😆
Oh, you mean his blue-check removal? Nah. He’ll cough up the money.
Can’t wait to see his excuse for maintaining the blue-check. 😆
Should we use our underground channels to see if Charles wants DoD to sponsor his blue check?
And by “underground channels” I mean he’s reading here. Always, lol.
😆
Maybe we need an unscientific poll.
This guy is awesome!!
https://twitter.com/Rampage95_SGTG/status/1596946807212232704
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I love this guy!! 🙂
On the other hand, Lemon is, well, a dumbass lemon.
Dude got his peeps to fact-check himself. Brilliant. 😀
Brutus has always seemed like a softie, to me. Not like Sparty, from MSU. UM has never had a human Wolverine mascot, as attempts to sketch a reasonable facsimile of the vicious weasel have not come up with anything usable. They used to have a couple of real live wolverines they’d cart out in a cage at games, but they proved too dangerous, chewing through their cage and trying to kill their handlers. 😱😂
As someone said yesterday on sports-gloat radio, “The Hairless Nuts ran into a nutcracker, Saturday.”
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1596356742404706304
😆 😆
https://twitter.com/Edwin07011/status/1597265196472754176
Globular AF.
😆 😆
Get your kids/grandkids out of public schools!
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1597078936155918336
Starts in kindergarten, never stops…great article!
https://nypost.com/2022/11/26/mount-holyoke-grad-deprogrammed-from-women-only-woke-culture/
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1597319013285392384?s=20&t=pVlzHQArJhGlZ3nwSbJDIQ
How awesome is it, that Fatass is still obsessed with Pepe? 😂😂😂😂
This is Fatso in drag with Pepe.
Gonna be fun.
It still worries me a bit, that Musk, a guy I used to hate for being so damn good at conning everyone out of their money, is now turning into a mythic folk hero, out to save free and fair discourse, while spending gazillions of dollars on a company that has consistently lost millions every year since its IPO. He’s doing something really good, isn’t he? It sure seems like it, from here.
He bought a used toy on a dare, he’s playing with it, and the leftyloosies are going scooters. Hail Freedonia.
Thanks, Bunk. Now I’ve got Margaret Dumont singing “Hail Freedonia” in my ear.
You can’t ignore the fact that Musk has gone to the Dark Side, meaning, he’s abandoned the filthy socialist scum who used to run Twitter. They all hate him now, with the heat of a thousand suns, except they’re dim-bulb snowflakes, so there’s no light emitted. Tears everywhere. And I still have no idea how he’s going to make back the billions he’s spent on this toy.
Communists With Three Chords And Not The Truth:
(But damn, these guys can sing and play)(YMMD)
https://twitter.com/samanthamarika1/status/1597473376825933825
😂😂😂😂
Get over yourself, Fatso.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1597406831118368768
She has a point. 😆
For Bunk.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/4f1966efce86e66f6a1fc83497ac4e0e/e3868deb6957c688-ab/s500x750/8ed189655fe90175ee0fc861642b5298d6ddc200.gifv
This is the real thing. Science is pure stumped. 🤔
http://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/ZoYk7yweQ4iQw8zmGw-1jA.ZviUGxV55ePoFSdl9AuyO5
Also for Bunk.
Exactly!!!
Holy crap! 😯
Which one was Hunter in?
The story they’re hiding is MUCH better than the story we’ve been told. Trouble is, there’s almost no investigative journalism anymore, just left-wing PR. This was obviously no coincidence. The cars were torched for a reason. The mind reels, thinking of all the possible reasons for such a dangerous incendiary plot.
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2022/11/29/there-once-was-a-prez-on-nantucket-and-each-of-his-cars-a-fire-struck-it-n1649497
We’ll never get any facts on this, just like the smothering of the Paul Pelosi boy-toy and car smash stories.
Agreed. This story will be effectively memory-holed.
“Why did the cars catch fire? “The cause of the blaze remains under investigation,” says the Current, “but one of the vehicles — a Ford Expedition — was under a safety recall by the manufacturer due to a faulty battery junction box that has caused fires. While it had been scheduled for service under the recall, sources said, it had not been repaired.” Well, all right, that could be it right there, but only one of the cars that was burnt to a crisp was a Ford Expedition: the others were a Chevy Suburban, Ford Explorer, Infiniti QX80, and a Jeep Gladiator. Did they all have a faulty battery junction box?
The fire was fairly serious, and it could easily have been even worse. Fox notes that “the vehicles were parked at the Nantucket airport and the blaze reportedly spread to just 40 feet away from the facility’s jet fuel tanks.” No one, however, is saying what the heck was going on here: “Fox News reached out to the White House for information, but they did not immediately respond.” Why not? It isn’t every day that every vehicle that the Secret Service used to protect the president catches fire the very next day. Aren’t the American people owed some kind of explanation?”
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2022/11/29/there-once-was-a-prez-on-nantucket-and-each-of-his-cars-a-fire-struck-it-n1649497
The fires were set by Trump.
LMAO!!! 😆 😆
https://twitter.com/HeckinGoodDogs/status/1597727196684099584
Because they are weird and creepy people??
This is pure madness.
They are sick freaks!!!! 😦
And they’re alone with our children for hours everyday. What could possibly go right?
All my grand-kids go to private schools/daycare or are home-schooled. Am not sure what my liberal step-son will do once his son is ready for 1st grade.
Yes!!!!!!!!!
I agree that the RINOs need to be purged, but I’d rather see Trump take over the GOP again, another hostile takeover, than start a third party that will only hand the Presidency back to the Dims. Yes, this would be the most popular third-party of all-time, but I don’t think we would win. There are enough anti-Trump losers out there to split the conservative vote, and it’s not like the Dims are going to repent from their wicked ways and stop cheating. We need every vote we can get, and then some.
Agreed. The RINOs need to lose more in the house & senate, i.e. getting rid of more assholes who are like Liz Cheney. Hopefully, this will send a message.
Hilarious trolling!! 😆
https://twitter.com/Edwin07011/status/1597980061147209730
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1598063293062488067
Love this! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂
Liberals, woke advertisers and stupid companies like Apple dealing with hilarious business upstarts like Trump & Musk.
😆
This some sick stuff. 😦
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1598229325677223937
“Cockholster”
Insanity.
Why are these people so weird? 😯
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1598395596360286209
They live in Bizarro World. Htrae. It’s flat like a book, which puts strange currents into their headspace.
Kanye needs a good psychiatrist and anti-psychotic meds.
Even that couldn’t save him from the Kardashian zombie plague. He’s forever broken.
I hope he gets help.
Once bitten by a Kardashian (also known as the Martian Trash Panda) the only known treatment is a serum of Polar Bear stem cells compounded by Star Fleet Medical Command and administered by Alistair Crowley.
Good luck with that/
That’s a very expensive, complicated treatment.
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1598451841330999296
Poor Bunk. 😦
Here is a link to the tweets covering Elon’s disclosure of Twitter’s role in smothering Hunter’s laptop story.
https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2022/12/02/elon-musk-explains-what-really-happened-with-the-hunter-biden-story-suppression-wow/
There will be more disclosed today. Am checking my popcorn supply.
Canada is really effed up.
https://twitter.com/TheResilientSee/status/1599055058486067200
Tongue down throat, just off camera.
http://twitter.com/revnaomi?s=20&t=KFlt9BaB94E33OgwpvZRnw
Stephen King’s daughter is about what you’d expect, if you keep tabs on the rat-faced author’s Twitter game.
Wheelchair yoga. That oughta be interesting.
Gotta feel bad for her though.
Needs a wheelchair and her father sees the world like E.A Poe. Scary childhood.
No wonder she’s broken.
She’s a mess. Not a surprise. Sad.
We need a new thread. 🙂
Hi Righty. Must have been an exciting football Sunday in Ohio.
With Twitter under new management it’s likely getting harder for Bunk to find anything from Charlie. He’s kind of a one trick pony….or old fat draft horse.