Art imitates reality, and sometimes art updates it.
Posted: November 16, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: blobfish, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, The Sage of Culver City 167 Comments
[h/t to Jim W. for noticing the resemblance.]
Sorry, but blobfish ain’t fat enough.

Really?
And NPR cut the BBC World News right after DJT took the stage, went to self promotion spots. Local NPR station blacked those out, went to “We’re having technical difficulties” screen notification. Chickenshit.
Typical.
We’re paying for that National Pubic Abortion Social Programming, too. Which is wonderful, we want more taxes to pay for enemy broadcasts! Don’t put me on that List, Big Dudebro!
Meanwhile…
The Twins don’t lie. I love that they’re making a good living with their commentary, comedy, and patriotic merchandise sales. They’re a couple of Real Ones.
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Itās pure Bizarro World weāre living in.
Insanity on display. š
Dollars to donuts xer pronouns are Kotex and Tampax once a month.
Stupid AND insane makes for a very complex world. š
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That’s it. I’m changing my name to Irma and getting a virtual SanFran post office box. Where’s my check?
PSSSSTT! I doubt if you need a legal name change. Just have somebody fill in the form for you, for a bottle of Thunderbird. Start collectin’ those sweet, sweet checks!
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That car is a picture of the Republic. The US Constitution is in the glove box. I’m not sure who’s driving the rollback, but you can bet it’s a Democrat.
When it reappeared in the forest, for just a millisecond, before disappearing again into the primeval world of unpaid car insurance premiums… š
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I missed that final glimpse.
That car is gone. š
Bet it straddled the creek all the way to the river. š
Not hearing/seeing much about this.
From 2016, someone said in the comments. Who knows? Or cares? All I want to see out of Brazil is some ferocious soccer and that crazy Rio Street-Tits Carnivale, featuring Rihanna and a LOT of “Miss Bumbum Contest”-video.
Fat butt. Ugly sunglasses and shoes. š¦
No tats, though. That’s refreshing.
Fat butt!! š¤š
She could fit a Rand McNally map of the world on that rump.
Sheās been bad, and really needs a good spanking.
Can’t miss with a target that big.
Itās a bumbum. Donāt complicate it. It is what it is.
Then there’s Kardashian butt.
Then there’s Rosie O’Donnell. https://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/flying-bum-21.png
AKA The Big Payback.
Not if we don’t fix the electoral corruption problem. We won’t win another election, without serious countermeasures to the Dems’ control of key-precincts everywhere. With their backing by the MSM, DOJ, FBI, IRS, MEA, FJB, etc., the Quisling RINO GOP will not do a damn thing but play along with Swamp Policy.
Sheās got a sister thatās worse. š± š§āāļø
OMG… šÆ
Nancy Pelosi is toast. Burnt toast š.
Satisfying! š
*sidebar win block*
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I often decide not to post if you are working on a sidebar.
I don’t actively work for the sidebar. It happens when I’m the only one posting. š¦
And yet…you flaunt your sidebar-wins brazenly! š
My Iphone is getting worse by the day. The new thing, is spam I can’t block because I can’t update my software anymore. That’s what she said. The Kid At The Verizon Store.
We switched to Spectrum because Verizon happens.
The new phone is aggravating as hell.
Octo. Get a newer Iphone. Seriously! At some point, you may have trouble getting things moved over.
Spot on…
She said WHAT??????????? šÆ šÆ
And from the Mothership, Eaglesoars reports:
My head hurts just reading that insane drivel.
Sheer insanity.
Zero. Same as Fatass, who declared he was done several days ago. šššš
Stephen King follows Meathead, Fatass follows both of them. š
How many times has Reiner quit Twitter so far?
See my answer above. Page is jumping around on me again! š
Sit, Page! Sit!
http://instapundit.com/554688/
Yes, Moochelle actually said this, that she refrained from braids in the WH because racist Amerikkkans would have been offended by them. I had almost forgotten how much I despised this race-baiting moron. š¤š
Watching the Twitter rehab has been joyeux to witness. š
Another good analysis:
http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/11/18/sorry-elon-musk-haters-this-thread-explains-what-hes-likely-doing-with-twitter-and-booyah/
Basic business sense and reason elude the left. They can’t comprehend that Musk is simply streamlining the operation.
Almost every internet-related corporation is doing the same thing. Crickets.
Musk is fabulous and totally amusing š!
Musk is a very interesting human. I used to try to dismiss him, as the āgreatest con-man of our time,ā but heās beyond that now. Iām watching him more seriously now, similar to the way I had to adjust to Trump, back in ā16. Both men are important historical figures.
Neither Musk nor Trump became billionaires by being stupid.
Musk reminds me of Trump: a rich guy who loves to troll people and who doesn’t care what he says to anyone.
It’ll be interesting to watch Musk over the next couple of decades and see what he does. He doesn’t seem to love the spotlight like Trump did, so I don’t expect to see him with his own reality show or making a cameo in the Home Alone XVII film, but he’s entertaining.
Trump made his money by making deals, Musk made his by making stuff. Different approaches, but similar results. If nothing else, Musk is an inspiration for other African Americans to work hard and see where it leads.
They both have a wicked sense of humor that attracts a base of dedicated supporters. Reagan used to do that too. Am enjoying them both! š
http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/11/18/lauren-boebert-officially-wins-re-election-and-cue-the-massive-epic-frothy-mouthed-lefty-meltdowns/
Love the Libturdsā reactions to Boebertās big win. ššš
The party of tolerance and inclusiveness! š
Done. 52-48, for reinstatement.
The OrangeManBad faction that quit Twitter chimed in.
OMG!! šÆ
China, man. What a colossal shitshow!
Good!!!
She wonāt go to the border? Fine. Bring the border to her. šššš
She’s magnificent!!! š
She reminds me of Kari Lake.
I need a little more context for that tirade.
If true, then she truly is magnificent. And the French are assholes. Again.
If not, the Italians are on their 100 year Mussolini cycle. Again.
She’s a conservative & just became Prime Minister of Italy. Not a Mussolini by any stretch of the imagination. Check her out. š
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I have. And I would still warn against jumping in too hard.
Italian govt is loosely described as a republic. Their system has been one of many parties and government by coalition. Most if not all of their major parties have their roots in some form of socialism. What they say and what they do are usually not consistent. She talks conservative but came up socialist.
Same lies we get here where we have 2 permanent “coalitions”.
Sounds swampy, alright.
āQuashā is a good word. š
Squelch is another.
Boing is pretty good, too.
The persecution of Trump has to stop!!
It will never stop. Just get worse.
Really???
52.1 in favor vs 47.9.
Fatso got smacked in this reply to his stupid tweet.
Fauci et al & their science lied. š
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Keep lying, Fatso. š
Seems Fartface has a lot of well-aged turds in his little green dumpster. Might have to dig up some of the stinkier ones and give ’em some air.
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Oh, thereās a passel of stupid, in that cupboard. Very stinky. Very Streak.
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Cats:

I know it’s not the original, but I love this version, from one of the few Robin Williams movies that I like. RIP Harry Nilsson. It’s nice to shut my eyes, sit back and relax, and pretend that it’s still the 20th century, if only for a few minutes.
That sounded good to me, too. Nilsson was a huge talent.
Emotional & mental wreck. šÆ
The whole misgendering things is nonsense and speech control. You don’t use pronouns when speaking with a person. “Where do *you* want to eat lunch?” Not, “Where do he/she/xe want to eat lunch?”
The only time you use pronouns other than you is when you’re talking about someone, not to them. “He/She/Xe ate lunch at McDonald’s.” Requiring specific pronouns is a regulation of free speech. It is a demand that you speak a certain way about someone else.
If I demand that you only use certain adjectives to talk about me, then I can demand that you only describe me as brilliant, witty, and brave. Any other description, whether it be flattering, insulting, accurate, or false is punishable. That’s the essence of misgendering. I refuse to go along with it.
Calling someone “Ma’am” instead of “Sir” isn’t insulting anymore than 40 years ago when women wanted to be called “Ms.” instead of “Miss” or “Mrs.” We can get around that by calling everyone “Filthy Sinner” or “Human,” instead of using manners and being pleasant. I used to tell my employees “Common sense and common courtesy will solve about 90% of what you face today.” Sadly, those are rare commodities these days.
Well-said. Itās all such a stinky load. šš¤¬
Lotta people on the twitter came to the conclusion that Musk’s “poll” was a bot trap, a honey pot. He posted it, watched the returns, and waited for the telltale bursts. He flushed them out of hiding with an irresistible tweet.
Sound up! https://rumble.com/v1vrouw-trump-wins-reinstated-by-elon-musk.html
That makes perfect sense. The idea that Musk based the decision to reinstate Trump on a poll is risible. The whole thing with Twitter recently is comedy gold. The Idiot Left is more crazed than usual, over the fact that they OWNED Twitter, and had near-total control over the National Online Debate. Now, they have to hear non-approved hate-speech from Free America. ššššš
If this was posted here already, blame my incipient senility. Itās a strong analysis of what is likely going on at Snowflake HQ. š
Note: If Chonky McFatass wasnāt an unemployed societal parasite, and actually qualified for a job at Twitter, heād be the first whale harpooned.
Never heard the phrase “whaling and culling” but the concept is an old one, and BlueChecker Oliver summed it up well.
Note his caveat – he was afraid of being attacked.
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This tweet triggered a twittlecano.
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LOL! Elon rocks!! š
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LMAO!! š š
Cry harder, asshole. š
Good thing Fatass took his dignified leave of Twitter the other day, as per his angrified announcement. šššš
Waitā¦you say heās still there, posting insane glurge all day? How can that be? š¤š
Because he’s a shallow lying fool?
A globular clusterfuck, lol.
Heās a fat figure of fun. š
Just checked in on Charlies little endeavor. Been a few years.
The swamp has dried up. Maybe 15 of the same junior high cheerleaders that can’t move on averaging about 200 -400 inane comments total per day.
Take a comment from a John Oliver post and it’s identical to the one from the Oliver post from 2 days ago. Dog the Qatari govt about human rights and beer sales, then post analyses of the matches and whine about the officiating.
Pathetic and boring lives. I had an acct set up but I’ve apparently been purged. Again.
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That’s why his GoFundme account stinks. They’re useless assholes with no money sucking off of Fatso who is just as useless.
Wonder if the bot farms dropped Charles F. Bimpson yet.
Bring back Mike Lindell too!
Just wait, asshole.
With all the experience he has at suspensions and banning, Charlie failed at this too.
I hope it happens at some point. But then again, I hope he continues to make an ass out of himself.
Our eighth grandchild has been born in Chiang Mai, Thailand. He has a full head of hair and looks just like his Thai daddy. š 8 lbs 2 oz.
Congrats, Gramma!
Congratulations. That’s good news.
Thank you š!
I wish I could post pics from my accounts here.
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Is everybody getting ready for Thanksgiving? I have last minute shopping to do this afternoon. Fifteen for dinner on Thursday! šÆ

Heading to the in-laws in a few minutes. I’m assuming that they are ready for Thanksgiving (as in they’ve bought everything), but I’m also assuming that I’ll be assigned a task or two in the preparation of the feast.
Fifteen for dinner. Yikes. I saw a 23# turkey for $65 at the grocery store the other day. Regardless of the cost, the logistics of pulling off dinner for that many is impressive. We’ll have eleven, maybe thirteen, at the in-laws, plus five dogs. And my in-laws are *not* dog people. Ought to be fun for all.
Anyhow, Happy Thanksgiving to all, in case I don’t have time to check in later.
Have a blessed day š!
“Cato paused a speech he was giving in the Senate when he saw that Julius Caesar had been passed a note. He challenged Caesar to read it aloud, sure it contained details of some conspiracy, but it turned out to be a racy love-letter from Cato’s sister.”
– Plutarch (Cato, 24)