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Posted: October 31, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Halloween, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, Twitter / X 180 Comments
The Diary of Daedalus 
Happy Halloween!!
Don’t party too much tonight!!
This is for Chardass.
Cry more, fatso! 😆
Exactly!
https://twitter.com/FearTheFloof/status/1586763293389193216
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1586553014025871361
If it’s true that DePape was actually able to break into Pelosi’s home without security & alarms going ballistic, then there was something terribly wrong.
https://www.thenewneo.com/2022/10/31/on-the-paul-pelosi-perp/
Here’s a link to the criminal complaint filed against DePape.
https://www.justice.gov/opa/press-release/file/1548106/download
He scored low on the breathalyzer, but was still over the limit. He had unspecified drugs in his system. No he didn’t have drugs in his system. Let’s talk about something else. Big oil is greedy.
Who was the other person in the car with Paul Pelosi when he crashed it?
Pelosi was drunk as a skunk.
The other person in Pelosi’s car the night of the crash was David Depape. You heard it here first.
Pronounced “Da-Pee-Pee,” oddly enough.
Funny, but it’s a good way to get your dog killed.
Umbrella From Hell 😱😂
Knife-wielding crab from Hell. 😱😂
https://twitter.com/Lucy_Dynamite/status/1587104591304429569
Try number 2
https://twitter.com/Lucy_Dynamite/status/1587104591304429569
Notice the tip of her ear is clipped off. There is a reason for it that not many people know.
Years ago when we had cats, one came back in the house with a bent tail. The door had slammed shut on it. So we had to get the bent part cut off at the vet.
The ear clipped is a sign to animal control not to catch and kill that specific feral cat
Really? 😯 Wow!
TNR cat. Trap Neuter Release.
The ear clipped indicates the cat is a feral cat that has been neutered/spayed and is no longer able to breed. Also the cat has had a monster anti rabies shot.
LMAO! Fatso’s twitter has become satire/parody.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1587113039362260992
Radio talk show co-host called him LaBronda.
My son used to admire him when he played basketball in HS. Now? https://www.greensmilies.com/smile/smiley_emoticons_fips_baeh2.gif
Since today is Halloween….
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1587117014270693384
He’s proved his point, right? 😂
Where the heck is Octo? Am worried. 😦
His phone goes flooby when comments exceed 160, prolly hasn’t seen the new thread yet.
Hope he’s ok!
Bunk was right – I tried to post several times yesterday, but my crappy phone refused to cooperate. The magic number seems to be around 150 posts deep. Last night, I went to a Halloween party and got kind of messed up.
Thanks for caring if I live or die, ‘Mouse. This morning was kind of touch and go. 😆
Glad to see 👀 you’re doing ok. Was worried 😔.
What cell do you have? My Samsung Galaxy works fine with long posts here.
iPhone 7 😆. (Hopelessly outdated)
I could go get a new one anytime, but then I’d have to do stuff to get it working with other things, and ask the store dweeb to help, and try not to punch him in his smug little face. I guess I’m still not over my last visit to the Verizon store. 😂
We use Verizon on our Samsung phones too. The local Verizon store was hopeless when I needed to upgrade. I feel your pain.
I have a month to upgrade my Samsung Galaxy 8 with Verizon or go to T-Mobile.
😆 😆
😂😂
A writer at The Atlantic says we need to give the lefties a pass on doing everything wrong during the pandemic. Radical suggestion here, but okay, they get a pass, and all of us who were right all along get to direct the next pandemic. In the meanwhile, we fire all management at the various agencies that were wrong and fill the vacancies with those of us who were right all along. In addition, all the blue checks and lefties who promoted the failed lockdowns and other draconian measures all lose social media privileges forever, since it was misinformation with deadly consequences.
The Pandy lockdowns were all about stopping the roaring Trump economy before the 2020 elections, at least in the US – the October Surprise that began in March.
Forgiveness ain’t gonna happen.
😂
Watson speaks of grim things, but his delivery somehow cushions the blows. You have to laugh.
Elon is masterful! 😆
😆 😆
I wouldn’t put it past Elon to delete all the accounts of the people who threatened to leave. You know, just to be helpful and save them the time and trouble of having to do it themselves. He’s been so entertaining in all this and the lefties can’t handle an even playing field. They’re all squealing like the little children that they are.
Watch Chunky start a GoFundMe account with a goal of $8/mo.
lol
Did he ever reach that original goal of $20,000 he set a decade ago?
Arachne – No, he didn’t come close. $12k in ten years of constant begging.
Also, welcome back! You were missed.
And how much of that $12K was him taking out money and putting it back in in an attempt to jump start donations. I’ve often wondered if he actually only made something like $3K and the money was laundered over and over again until he didn’t have enough anymore to fake it.
Awesome!!
😆 😆 Crist is DOA.
Duh….
James Delingpole wrote an excellent book about the “Watermelons,” so-called environmentalists who are green on the outside, and Red as can be on the inside. Apparently, they no longer feel the need to conceal their communist ideology.
Delingpole is a great writer, if you like snark and bitter truth. He’s pretty ruthless. 👍🏻😆
Hello, Greta.
Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
…Camp Granada!
http://spectator.org/elon-now-has-twitter-and-the-left-cant-even/
This is so great! Thanks, Elon!
Excellent!! Woohoo! 🙂
Chonky will need to cough up $20/mo to keep his coveted blue-check. 😂😂😂😂
Poor asshole. 😆
He’s sadder than this guy (girl):
Ooops! Wrong video. This guy is awesome!
Yeah. And Beau Biden died in Iraq. 🙄
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1587522457124028416
😂😂😂😂
Needs the Rock & Bullwinkle crowd sound effect.
“Yay.”
YAAAAYYYYY!!
Perhaps it would have been more effective to see if President Demento Joe was still there…..
I’m not sure that God talks to Biden.
Good list. Remember the lies.
Never let the bastards forget what they put us through. Hubby & I got vaccinated because it was required for our trip to Thailand. We both caught Covid anyway.
http://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR97RDeR/
Not forgetting. Maybe forgiving? Not yet.
Not yet. Maybe never. They haven’t stopped.
Still applies.
I guess I wasn’t really paying attention to the lunatics on Twitter, calling for the unvaccinated to be killed. Most of these insane tweets are new to me, and stupefying. And were all deemed perfectly acceptable to the Twitter Gestapo of their time, who were busy banning everyone who was citing actual stats and real Pfizer research.
Never forget.
Never forget!!
I got the Fauci Ouchi in order to attend my nephew’s wedding. No boosters. Now, of course, all tax restrictions are being lifted.
We’re going to Thailand again after Xmas. Most of their vax restrictions are gone, thank Gaia!! They still have mask mandates in public areas, but we no longer will get the swab on entry.
Masking in Asian countries is not all that unusual. Long before COVID, during winter flu season, the streets of Beijing looked like a surgeons’ convention
http://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1587848790744219649?s=20&t=KegMBQ8vpnNGieNDFUdsUg
This is about as good as Biden could put together, trying to make him look better.
Very funny ad!! 😆 😆
And everything about it is true.
Dems actually believe he’s done this….and the headlines say otherwise.
Yikes! 😆 😯
https://twitter.com/YoufeckingIdiot/status/1587013152306122753
Yes! 😂
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯
😆 😆
Meathead is still a meathead.
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1587952658186264576
Rob is the same as Chonky Munsterscheeze. 😂
Meathead’s been busy tweeting that he’s still quitting Twitter.
Release the body cam footage!!!
https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1587836602096963584
I thought it was odd that – if I have my facts straight (and who the hell KNOWS since they seem to change on an hourly basis) – Tightie White guy hit Pelosi on the head while the police were standing there. Uh….shouldn’t they have told him to drop the hammer and when he didn’t hit him with an effing TASER at the very least?
Exactly. The cops were useless.
My personal favorite at the present time is that the Capitol Police were supposed to be watching the video but weren’t. Well, that scenario worked for them with Epstein – might as well give it another spin around the block.
The question is, of course, where’s the video? The fact that it wasn’t watched doesn’t mean it went up in smoke! You would think the minute the attack was reported upon they raced to the rewind machine to see what they could find.
(My money says it shows Tightie Whitie man arriving earlier.
I KNOW that neighborhood in San Francisco. It is very heavily patrolled. Crazy Legs would have been spotted long before he reached the Pelosi manse. And while they would simply shrug their shoulders if an individual like that was roaming the Castro or Polk Gulch, they sure as heck would be taking a look a him wandering around Pacific Heights.
OMG!! 😯
Sometimes, the lies are actually funny. 😂
There are diy contraptions – jack up the car, add a pulley to the drive wheel and hook it up to a generator.
Actually it does not take much power to keep the basics in a home alive in a power outage.
Obviously AC or heating are out of the question. So is doing a load of laundry and drying it or using the oven to cook a turkey.
We have a generator now and battery-powered lights strategically placed around the house so I can activate them when necessary.
Yeah, let’s give that a go.
Sure hope some emergency then doesn’t require you to evacuate your home…..now that the car battery is dead.
Catturd is correct. 😂
Catturd’s been on a roll, and he’s tag-teaming with Musk.
I seem to recall Catturd being a source of annoyance for the Fatty McJazztail (I have to wonder if he’s traded in the ponytail for a man-bun.
Been wondering about the manbunion, too. It’s probably the size of a pineapple.
Nice to see you back, Miz A. Help yourself to Octo’s beer.
http://www.adl.org/resources/blog/hebrews-negroes-what-you-need-know
Kyrie really stepped in one. 😂
VDH is bringing the truth, as usual.
(formerly Arachne…..)
Where’s the body cam footage of the police at the door? Inquiring minds want to know.
{{{ARACHNE!!}}}
(((MOUSE!!)))
I have to say I was delightfully surprised to find out you all were still picking on Potato Man.
We still do that and keep up with the latest political nonsense. Good to see you!! 🙂
It’s been a bit of a journey the last couple years.
My depression has known no bounds
I tried to post at the Mother Ship but my comment is awaiting moderation.
Perhaps someone can nudge Cold Warrior?
I am so sorry 😞. Had no idea you’ve been struggling with depression 😢. Hope things are better!
CW has been nudged. The gate to the Mothership has been bonky for a while now.
Thanks Bunk – I have made my way in.
😆 😆
Fatso loses more than 700 bot followers, so Twitter is doomed. 😆
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1588506245501050880
This is only the beginning…..
All those followers Clueless McDumdum paid for are going to be vanishing inch by inch as those bot farms are found and erradicated.
😆
The whole Twitter thing is so pernicious and damaging. Chonky hardest-hit?
He’ll certainly claim he is.
He’s still roundly derided at other conservative sites, if his name even comes up at all.
Do left wing sites even mention him? I’m sure he’s still Googling himself every hour. It isn’t like he has anything else to do.
He is losing followers at a crazy clip – I think it was 500 (bots) the first day. 😆
Would have been fun to track the drain from day one for mockfodder.
Imagine a nice hourglass timepiece, counting down the followers. Like the one in the “Wizard Of Oz,” perhaps.
Why oh why do I always overbuy for Halloween? Now I am stuck with a huge bowl of candy.
This year, one Reese’s cup was overbuying.
For the first time in my life I almost feel sorry for Kim Kardashian:
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/11/04/kanye-west-im-starting-to-think-anti-semitic-means-ngger/
Kanye is as radioactive as it gets. Dude will be broke in a year.
Turned 60 today, mockers.
/ who cares? 😆
Just under the Gen X wire. Congrats, boomer.
Hope you had a great day!! 🙂
LMAO!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆
Oooh…hadn’t thought of that. 😆
These are the tweets Musk was responding to.
Don’t pay then.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1588740603415826434
I thought he blocked all the verified nazis.
I think most folks need to actually click on the tweet to see the full message.
😆 If they learn to spell. 😆
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1589035376941084672
Yikes!! 😯
LMAO!!!!! 😆
Someone needs to forward Fatso’s tweet to Elon.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1589054092177018881
Lack of a blue check will become a “Resistance” symbol.
None of them will quit. They’re junkies. With an extra $8.
He talks about his “verified badge” like he accomplished something to get it.
His greatest accomplishment since the Atari days. That and his Trader Joe’s frozen salmon recipe book.
Outages in PA voting system. 😯
https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fthepostmillennial.com%2Fbreaking-outage-in-pa-voter-database-as-election-day-nears
😆 😆
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1589482286520889344
😆 😆
Good for Elon! I hope Fatass has extra kleenex for tomorrow. Asshole.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1589650354081103872