Chard Münstersuck

Real cute, Chard, and the LGF Calendar photo is a nice touch. If you wanted to do something really scary you’d update that decades-old photo.

Oh wait. Fatso changed his Little Blue Chuckmark nic again, and now he’s bitching about the twitfee increase from $5 to $20 per month.

Well, trick or treat and bite my meat! What a brave Twitter warrior!

Chunkenstein’s Muensterfuck doesn’t really match your inner ‘ween as much as this does:

Ain’t nobody buying your Little Green Crap anymore, Nancy, but keep ringing those doorbells.

180 Comments on “Chard Münstersuck”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Happy Halloween!!

  2. rightymouse says:

    This is for Chardass.

  3. rightymouse says:


  4. windbag says:

    Funny, but it’s a good way to get your dog killed.

  5. ISTE says:

  6. ISTE says:

    Try number 2

    • ISTE says:

      Notice the tip of her ear is clipped off. There is a reason for it that not many people know.

      • rightymouse says:

        Years ago when we had cats, one came back in the house with a bent tail. The door had slammed shut on it. So we had to get the bent part cut off at the vet.

  7. rightymouse says:

    LMAO! Fatso’s twitter has become satire/parody.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Since today is Halloween….

  9. rightymouse says:

    Where the heck is Octo? Am worried. 😦

    • Bunk X says:

      His phone goes flooby when comments exceed 160, prolly hasn’t seen the new thread yet.

      • rightymouse says:

        Hope he’s ok!

      • Octopus says:

        Bunk was right – I tried to post several times yesterday, but my crappy phone refused to cooperate. The magic number seems to be around 150 posts deep. Last night, I went to a Halloween party and got kind of messed up.

        Thanks for caring if I live or die, ‘Mouse. This morning was kind of touch and go. 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          Glad to see 👀 you’re doing ok. Was worried 😔.

        • rightymouse says:

          What cell do you have? My Samsung Galaxy works fine with long posts here.

          • Octopus says:

            iPhone 7 😆. (Hopelessly outdated)

            I could go get a new one anytime, but then I’d have to do stuff to get it working with other things, and ask the store dweeb to help, and try not to punch him in his smug little face. I guess I’m still not over my last visit to the Verizon store. 😂

          • rightymouse says:

            We use Verizon on our Samsung phones too. The local Verizon store was hopeless when I needed to upgrade. I feel your pain.

          • Bunk X says:

            I have a month to upgrade my Samsung Galaxy 8 with Verizon or go to T-Mobile.

  10. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  11. windbag says:

    A writer at The Atlantic says we need to give the lefties a pass on doing everything wrong during the pandemic. Radical suggestion here, but okay, they get a pass, and all of us who were right all along get to direct the next pandemic. In the meanwhile, we fire all management at the various agencies that were wrong and fill the vacancies with those of us who were right all along. In addition, all the blue checks and lefties who promoted the failed lockdowns and other draconian measures all lose social media privileges forever, since it was misinformation with deadly consequences.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Elon is masterful! 😆

  13. rightymouse says:


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  16. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. And Beau Biden died in Iraq. 🙄

  17. rightymouse says:

    Good list. Remember the lies.

  18. Octopus says:

    This is about as good as Biden could put together, trying to make him look better.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Yikes! 😆 😯

  20. rightymouse says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯

  21. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  22. rightymouse says:

    Meathead is still a meathead.

  23. rightymouse says:

    Release the body cam footage!!!

    • rightymouse says:

      • I thought it was odd that – if I have my facts straight (and who the hell KNOWS since they seem to change on an hourly basis) – Tightie White guy hit Pelosi on the head while the police were standing there. Uh….shouldn’t they have told him to drop the hammer and when he didn’t hit him with an effing TASER at the very least?

        • rightymouse says:

          Exactly. The cops were useless.

          • My personal favorite at the present time is that the Capitol Police were supposed to be watching the video but weren’t. Well, that scenario worked for them with Epstein – might as well give it another spin around the block.
            The question is, of course, where’s the video? The fact that it wasn’t watched doesn’t mean it went up in smoke! You would think the minute the attack was reported upon they raced to the rewind machine to see what they could find.
            (My money says it shows Tightie Whitie man arriving earlier.

            I KNOW that neighborhood in San Francisco. It is very heavily patrolled. Crazy Legs would have been spotted long before he reached the Pelosi manse. And while they would simply shrug their shoulders if an individual like that was roaming the Castro or Polk Gulch, they sure as heck would be taking a look a him wandering around Pacific Heights.

  24. rightymouse says:

    OMG!! 😯

  25. rightymouse says:

  26. (formerly Arachne…..)
    Where’s the body cam footage of the police at the door? Inquiring minds want to know.

  27. rightymouse says:

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  29. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  30. rightymouse says:

  31. rightymouse says:

    Fatso loses more than 700 bot followers, so Twitter is doomed. 😆

  32. Why oh why do I always overbuy for Halloween? Now I am stuck with a huge bowl of candy.

  33. For the first time in my life I almost feel sorry for Kim Kardashian:

    Kanye is as radioactive as it gets. Dude will be broke in a year.

  34. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Turned 60 today, mockers.

    / who cares? 😆

  35. rightymouse says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆

  36. rightymouse says:

    Don’t pay then.

    • rightymouse says:

  37. rightymouse says:

  38. rightymouse says:

    😆 If they learn to spell. 😆

  39. rightymouse says:

    Yikes!! 😯

  40. rightymouse says:

    LMAO!!!!! 😆

  41. rightymouse says:

    Someone needs to forward Fatso’s tweet to Elon.

    • poteen2 says:

      Lack of a blue check will become a “Resistance” symbol.
      None of them will quit. They’re junkies. With an extra $8.

      • poteen2 says:

        He talks about his “verified badge” like he accomplished something to get it.
        His greatest accomplishment since the Atari days. That and his Trader Joe’s frozen salmon recipe book.

  42. rightymouse says:

  43. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  44. rightymouse says:

  45. rightymouse says:

    Good for Elon! I hope Fatass has extra kleenex for tomorrow. Asshole.

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