Charles Johnson’s obsession with bodily fluids continues.

The internest is forever, Chuck.

 

Charles Johnson Recycles.

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216 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s obsession with bodily fluids continues.”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Didn’t someone who knew Fatso do an anonymous tell-all here and include chubby’s habit of all-hours video games and would pee in a bottle so he didn’t have to stop and actually use the bathroom????

    • Briareus says:

      Click on the Dew pic – it links to the email from “BabyGiraffes”. There was a follow up response also.

      • poteen2 says:

        I’m sure Charlie is most if not all of what BG described, but in the fullness of time it is now proven that there is nothing to ‘fear’. Just a Pathetic, Petulent Pussy.
        PPP LOL!

        • Bunk X says:

          “BabyGiraffes” was a puzzle for the BRC. Most of what he/she wrote was already known, and the rest was unsubstantiated rumor. I thought he/she may have been a plant to discredit us, but the follow up email suggested otherwise. We never found out his/her true identity. That BG claimed to have known Charles personally narrows down the field.

          • Octopus says:

            The last time I read that was years ago, and I recall thinking it was probably at least semi-fictional. It was too, “on the nose,” as the comics say. Still, the warm bottles of wee-wee cast a golden light on the comical adventures of Dear Fatass, in our sketchy imaginations and IRL. He’s a precious baboon of a buffoon, or vice-versa-who-cares, on a daily basis. We enjoy a free laff. 😆

            Re-reading it now, in light of the latest few years of Chonky’s indentured (his wonky teeth in near-Limey disrepair) service to the Idiot Left, I think it’s 100% legit. Everything that has transpired since, has only supported this abhorrent vision. Read me something from the record that opposes this hideous, dark delusion. Feel free to use the thesaurus function on yer compewter. 🙂

          • poteen2 says:

            Back in the middle oughts you would see him at an internet get together, hugging Pam, smiling with Roger Simon. He had places to go and people to see.
            After his break with reality, the right and the purge are there any sightings?
            Nothing I’ve seen since 2007 or so. Total Ted Kascynski style sociopath hiding out with minimal human contact.
            After all these years BG’s account is more believable now.

    • rightymouse says:

      Thanks! Yep! Fatso is nuts.

  2. rightymouse says:

    Totally agree!!! 🙂

  3. rightymouse says:

    This is SCARY!!!!!!!! 😯

  4. rightymouse says:

    WOW!!!

  5. windbag says:

    FWIW, Mountain Dew and Malibu makes a tasty adult beverage. It’s the epitome of redneck, but it’s the tasty epitome of redneck.

    • rightymouse says:

      Malibu Rum or Malibu Barbie??

    • Bunk X says:

      That sounds like a serious sugar/alcohol overload hangover.
      Last time I had rum was at a college toga party. I rolled around with a married coed, my pants ended up on the roof, and my head pounded for two days after.

      • rightymouse says:

        I can’t do Rum or Tequila. Also, Scotch and Gin.

      • windbag says:

        I have rum for sipping and rum for mixing. Dark rum mixed with cream soda is delicious. Well, I used to drink rum. I still can’t taste or smell after catching the Wuhan flu, so I don’t waste money on luxuries I can’t enjoy.

        • rightymouse says:

          Sorry to hear that!! I’ve heard about this happening to folks. Thank Gaia I’m ok after getting the Wuhan flu twice after the shot.

          • Octopus says:

            A good work-friend of mine was a real wine lover, before she got the Chinese Glurge. Now wine all tastes like acid to her, she says. A few other things taste bad, too, but the wine hurts the most.

          • windbag says:

            I’ve heard some real horror stories with taste/smell. My wife works with someone who got it and everything tasted and smelled like cigarette smoke. The person wasn’t a smoker, so fun fun fun. I think it only lasted a few weeks. I’m going on a year and a half.

          • Bunk X says:

            When I was on the heavy duty drogos, some foods just tasted like warm mud. Drinking some tart citrus juice beforehand was my remedy. Not the same situation you’re going through, but it might help a bit.

          • Octopus says:

            Me poor wife’s senses were addled by Kung Flu, so that fresh-brewing coffee smelled like skunk to her. Lasted about a year, too. She’s a tea-drinker, and never drinks coffee, but the bean is my lifeblood in the morning. Sad state of affairs!

  6. rightymouse says:

    Very interesting. Kari Lake is freakin’ phenomenal!!!! AND she supports Trump!

  7. rightymouse says:

    • poteen2 says:

      Herschel Walker speaks in the thick accent of a Georgia native. The NYT is clearly racist.

      Now Joe Biden speaks in a low Middle Earth Dwarvish dialect, with an Alzheimic accent. Joe is clearly confused and corrupt.

      Fetterman’s auditory processing abilities are compromised.
      If he could speak and articulate his ideas he would sound even worse.
      Clearly fortunate for him.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Vance’s wife is Indian-American.

  9. rightymouse says:

  10. rightymouse says:

    Never kiss a turtle.

  11. Octopus says:

    I still have a nice lip-scar from kissing a jealous parrot, so I’m not judging.

  12. Octopus says:

    The Fearless Flyers Rehearse Backstage at Madison Square Garden Pre-Gig and Bring the Funk littlegreenfootballs.com/article/52208_… https://t.co/rbAHrzz3QQ
    1 hour ago
    @abbydart Watched earlier today – Joe absolutely murdered his solo. Backstage rehearsals are the best.
    1 hour ago

    Chonky tried to be hipper-than-thou, which was shitlerious, and then I listened to these woebegone wanna-be 70’s white funksters…and it made me very sad. I’ve seen your chicken-necking, soulless-noodling, Fatass. As bad as these kids are, they’re WAY BETTER THAN YOU!!

  13. rightymouse says:

    LOLWUT??? 😆

  14. rightymouse says:

    It sneauxed here in NE Ohio last night and it’s still spitting wet white crap this morning. 😯

    • Octopus says:

      We had a crazy blizzard here for about an hour, which has now turned to rain. Just a warning shot, from Old Man Winter. 😱

      It’s going up to 72 in a couple of days – no wonder we all have colds. Yes, got my first nasty cold of the season now. Tested negative for the Pangolin Pox. We have a bunch of home tests in the cupboard, thanks to Doc Brother-in-Law.

      • rightymouse says:

        Sorry about the colds! It’s supposed to be nice this weekend, which is great, because we have leaf clean-up on Saturday and a clam-bake Saturday night at a friend’s house.

  15. rightymouse says:

    Bank of America sucks. 😦

  16. rightymouse says:

    Preach it! This lady is marvelous!! 🙂

  17. rightymouse says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆

  18. rightymouse says:

    😆 Watch for it! 😆

  19. rightymouse says:

    OMG!!! 😯

  20. rightymouse says:

    Nope. We support life. It’s your side that’s into death for the sake of power.

  21. rightymouse says:

    • poteen2 says:

      It’s like none of these like goofy bastards are like able to string together words to like communicate like a clear and like concise like concept. Like.
      Like If you enjoy this like content then hit the like button. 🙂

  22. Octopus says:

    Somebody I respect in regards to music was raving about the sublime greatness of Jeff Beck today, and I was forced to admit I’m not really a fan. I understand his appeal to other guitarists, and I get why people appreciate his mastery of the whammy-bar and “perfect notes,” but his playing since the ‘70’s has been a snoozefest for me. Am I too jaded to live? Has listening to loud, fast rock music destroyed my ability to hear “true genius?”

    Maybe. But, just when I think I may have lost heart, I hear a song that brings back all the good things I love about rock and pop music. An oldie, that’s still a goldie. This song was written by the pre-Muslim Cat Stevens, and has been a hit for several singers over the years, including Rod Stewart and Sheryl Crow. I think this version is still the best one.

  23. Abu says:

    Love this version. The patrons at Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club didn’t know how to react.

    • rightymouse says:

      So much I’ve missed not being born & raised here. 😯

    • Octopus says:

      That’s actually pretty good. And Beck seems perfect for a jazz club, as he plays mostly jazz-fusion (shudder), while being about a million times better than most noodly jazz guitarists. The tune here has some real movement, unlike a lot of his slower stuff.

      I bought his Seventies album, “Blow By Blow,” after hearing the great-ish song, “Freeway Jam,” and some local DJ raving about how the whole album was full of genius guitar like that. Hot Take, 45+ Years Layer: It’s not. It’s noodly as fuck, with some rare moments of amazing technical virtuosity.

      • rightymouse says:

        Am not a fan of modern jazz.

        • Bunk X says:

          I was a Weather Report fan because I was a Jaco Pastorius fan.

          • Octopus says:

            I can’t emphasize enough, that my opinions on music are not “correct,” or based on anything besides a suburban white guy’s uneducated (musically) ramblings. Enough people have informed me that my taste sucks, that there must be validity to that position. Even I know that Beck is a master of the electric guitar, even though I’d rather listen to Sixties garage bands that sound much like my old Westland neighbor’s garage band.

        • rightymouse says:

          As I’ve mentioned before, I was raised on classical music. As a teenager in Thailand, I fell in love with the Beatles. The Rolling Stones? Not so much. Most of Jazz/jazz fusion hurts my ears. That said, some of Jaco Pastorius sounds ok.

        • windbag says:

          I’m all over the place on what music I like or don’t like. One of my favorite bands right now is Snarky Puppy. Jazz-fusion stuff. The Cory Henry keyboard solo is unbelievable.

  24. rightymouse says:

  25. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  26. rightymouse says:

    Yikes! 😯

  27. rightymouse says:

  28. rightymouse says:

    Hubby & I are going out tonight to a restaurant that serves the best escargot & Manhattans 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Love a good Manhattan! I’m off the snails, though, for the past 25 years or so- I got a bad one, that gave me the worst food poisoning of my life. 🤮

      In other news, I stopped at the cider mill for donuts and cider, and got stung by a bee. Not the worst sting I’ve ever had, but OUCH, you little m-f-er!!

  29. Octopus says:

    Note to Abu: I am finally able to watch the Wings play again, for the first time since Lidstrom retired and the rebuild began. I know I’m jinxing them for tonight’s game, but what the hell, it’s early.

  30. rightymouse says:

  31. rightymouse says:

    Beto is gonna lose. Good.

  32. rightymouse says:

    Cats are assholes.

  33. rightymouse says:

    But..but!!! Follow the SCIENCE!! 🙄

  34. rightymouse says:

    Is this dude for real?? 😯

  35. rightymouse says:

    Haven’t heard much lately from DoJ, the FBI or fake news.

    • Octopus says:

      They never stop fantasizing! 😂😂😂

      • Octopus says:

        Anyone else watching “Dahmer?” Not recommending it, but…it’s something. 😱

        • rightymouse says:

          Dahmer was one sick mofo. Yuck.

          • Octopus says:

            You have to credit Dahms for eating his kill, unlike hunters who just want a trophy to hang on the wall. There’s a certain nobility in that. Who wants liver tonight? There’s one hotdog left, if you’d prefer that.

          • rightymouse says:

            You’re right. I don’t think he had penises hung up on the wall. That said, Dahmer put his trophies in bins around his room and body parts on the stove.

          • Octopus says:

            Those were experiments. He tried many methods to process his subjects. Some worked better than others. All of them smelled a lot.

          • rightymouse says:

            Yeah. Experiments. To see if he could make a sex zombie. 😯

          • Octopus says:

            Who doesn’t want a sex zombie? 🤔

          • rightymouse says:

            Me. I want a live body to harass

          • Octopus says:

            To each their own…MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

            Note: The show took a nasty turn into race-baiting hell, in the episode we watched last night. Seems Racist Cops and Systemic Racism enabled Dahms to do his thing for so long. I did not know that. 🤔💩😂

          • rightymouse says:

            Yes. I remember reading about the Laotian boy. Was horrifying.
            “The boy, 14-year-old Konerak Sinthasomphone, fled the apartment May 27 when Dahmer went to the store, but officers returned him when Dahmer convinced them the two had had a lovers’ spat.

            The incident prompted critics to accuse police of insensitivity and discrimination toward homosexuals and minorities. Two officers later were fired.”
            https://apnews.com/article/081e72cc128d2bfa7b9b3cf070e232f7

  36. rightymouse says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!! 😯

  37. rightymouse says:

    😆

  38. rightymouse says:

    EFF YOU, FATASS!!!

  39. rightymouse says:

    Ugh.

  40. rightymouse says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆

  41. rightymouse says:

    For Bunk. 🙂

    Stoned raccoon.

  42. rightymouse says:

    It was an Executive Order. Not passed by Congress.

    • Octopus says:

      In fairness to the gibbering old nut, he probably had zilch to do with it in the first place. They tell him what to say and do, and when to poo, and very often he can’t recall where he is or how he got there.

  43. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  44. rightymouse says:

    Neither have you, unfortunately. Yet.

    • Octopus says:

      Charred Blubberstein cannot get arrested, in terms of gaining attention. His most insane, beyond-the-fringe tweets are topped in seconds by crazy children around the world. He’s getting a bit hard to watch, to be honest (tbh).

  45. rightymouse says:

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  47. rightymouse says:

    OMG!!! 😯

  48. rightymouse says:

    Crist is mince meat. 😆

  49. rightymouse says:

    Spitting on a conservative from a bimbo who represents the party of tolerance, inclusion and love.

  50. Abu bin Larmer says:

    I forgot/didn’t know Windbag was a hockey fan. Noice.
    My Blackhawks signed Luc Richardson as head coach. Has a reputation of a guy’s guy. I remember him at old Chicago Stadium wearing #2 as a Toronto rookie. Current players respect a 21year pro who isn’t the second coming of Mike Keenan.

    They are only 3-2-0 but they are showing signs.

    • Octopus says:

      It will be interesting to track both our teams’ progress through this rebuilding-session. Right now, I think the Hawks are a tiny bit ahead. I like our new coach, too – he’s got an intensity in his interviews that reminds me of the younger Mike Babcock. But smarter, possibly.

  51. rightymouse says:

  52. rightymouse says:

    This is awesome!!! Wow!!! 😯

  53. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  54. rightymouse says:

    Dang! And to think I used to sit at my desk all day working and order out for lunch to be delivered.

  55. rightymouse says:

    • poteen2 says:

      Last week I mentioned that after 48 years in CA and 4 months after voting in the recall, my voter registration was listed as “inactive”. I had to fix that.
      Yesterday, my brother, after the same 48 years, found out he’s listed as having moved out of state. (He didn’t)
      Rampant vote fraud already.

  56. rightymouse says:

    OMG!!! 😯

  57. rightymouse says:

    Please report Fatso to Twitter as a racist. This is so obvious!!! 😦

  58. rightymouse says:

    Well. Go woke, go broke. Idiots.

  59. rightymouse says:

    Jerkwad…

  60. rightymouse says:

    Cheney is a loser. Good riddance to her.

  61. rightymouse says:

    Should I show this to hubby? 😆

  62. rightymouse says:

    😆 Sure. 😆

  63. rightymouse says:

    Nancy Pelosi’s husband attacked in their home. How did the attacker get inside?

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/nancy-pelosi-husband-paul-assaulted-home-invasion-spokesman-says

  64. rightymouse says:

    Karma’s a bitch. 😆

  65. rightymouse says:

    MAGA? 😆 You wish. 😆

    It’s beginning to look like it could have been a gay quarrel incident. The cops were there when he grabbed the hammer from Pelosi and hit him. They were apparently both in their underwear.

    • rightymouse says:

      • rightymouse says:

        If true, it would explain how this dude got past Pelosi’s tight home security.

        • rightymouse says:

          • rightymouse says:

            What a mess. 😯

            https://michaelshellenberger.substack.com/p/pelosi-attack-suspect-was-a-psychotic

            “And, as I discovered yesterday, DePape lived with a notorious local nudist in a Berkeley home, complete with a Black Lives Matter sign in the window and an LGBT rainbow flag, emblazoned with a marijuana symbol, hanging from a tree. A closer look reveals the characteristics of a homeless encampment, or what Europeans call “an open drug scene.” In the driveway, there is a broken-down camper van. On the street is a yellow school bus, which neighbors said DePape occasionally stayed in. Both are filled with garbage typical of such structures in homeless encampments. People come and go from the house and the vehicles, neighbors say, in part to partake in the use of a potent psychedelic drug, ibogaine.

            Neighbors described DePape as a homeless addict with a politics that was, until recently, left-wing, but of secondary importance to his psychotic and paranoid behavior. “What I know about the family is that they’re very radical activists,” said one of DePape’s neighbors, a woman who only gave her first name, Trish. “They seem very left. They are all about the Black Lives Matter movement. Gay pride. But they’re very detached from reality. “

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  66. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆