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The Diary of Daedalus 
Things could be worse. Fatso could have Covid like Biden.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11036113/Biden-COVID-President-79-tests-positive-mild-symptoms.html
That’s a very funny response to Flubber’s tweet. 😆
Didn’t have enough patience to turn him into Little Orphan Chunkie so I took this generator for a spin and blunked-out his eyes.
https://deepdreamgenerator.com/
lol
My synapses aren’t synapsing like they’re supposed to. Just realized you meant @Mikkyfinn’s snark.
Not to worry! Love the link to the deep dream generator. 🙂
The results are unpredictable, but you can take a blasé throwaway photo and turn it into a work of AI art, then crow about it with stuff like “I feel that the optical suggestions of the facture brings within the realm of discourse the inherent overspecificity.”
http://www.pixmaven.com/phrase_generator.html
Testing my stalking login
http://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1550144764523077633?s=20&t=LsQJPdSieqNxKJuE0Sm1Xw
Now the Imbecile-In-Chief is said to be taking Paxlovid. I bet he’s not, really. The drug is useless.
😆 😆
😂😂😂😂
I’ll bet the Secret Service is at Petco buying up the Ivermectin “for the Presidents dog”
😀
Beach Dad…NSFW!
Somehow, I missed this! 😆 😆
It was in Spaminator Purgatory for a few days.
Chonky’s “best friend” Stephen King showed his stupid ass to the world, and is now trying to lie his way out of it, despite the whole thing being on video. 😂😂😂😂
http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/07/19/stephen-king-pranked-by-2-russians-who-tricked-him-into-thinking-he-was-on-a-call-with-zelensky-and-ooomg-lol-watch-this/
http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/07/21/stephen-king-dragged-for-claiming-he-was-not-owned-by-2-russians-and-did-not-call-ukrainian-holocaust-architect-bandera-a-great-man-dude-theres-videoa/
Now he has to admit it, but he’s not going down alone… 😂😂😂😂
King is such a blithering leftist jerk. I’ve thrown out any books of his I had in my library.
He’s a very ignorant ass, politically. He used to have a knack for writing about a certain type of eccentric person, that made his books readable. None of them were ever scary to me, besides his masterpiece, “Misery.”
The Shining was pretty good, until he made the topiary start leaping and growling. Glad they left that out of the movie. I didn’t read Misery but the movie was mondo creepo.
I read the book, too, but the movie of “Misery” is a horror classic. Something real that could actually happen. Caan and Bates were fantastic.
The sledge hammer to the ankles got me.
That was nightmare-inducing. 😱
http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/07/21/heres-townhalls-investigation-into-the-exploitative-environment-surrounding-10-year-old-rape-victim/
This story gets worse by the day. The abortionist who reported the story to the media changed the rapist from a 27-yr-old to a 17-yr-old minor, for obvious reasons. She should be charged with something, but of course she won’t be.
It’s sickening. 😦
Leftists can’t admit wrong doing. They lump themselves into a group and feign victimhood instead of apologizing for being wrong.
I would respect anyone if they’d laugh at themselves but there lies the problem. Leftists are incapable of self-reflection much less errors in judgment.
They are seriously humor-impaired, too.
Here’s Gus!
😆
How about, because he was right about damn near everything? Do something smart, for once in your life.
I hope Gus’s health has improved, from the desperate state he was in last year.
I hope so as well.
Try Motrin. Tylenol doesn’t work well for pain. But stay off of morphine unless whatever you have is terminal.
You can mix Tylenol with ibuprofen – they even sell a combo pill now. Works great.
😆
Biden is losing even the nuttiest of leftards.
😂
This broad thinks she’s fine? LMAO!!!!!!!!! 😆
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1550182021573517314
She’s batshit-crazy, thinking that second graders are choosing to change genders, and should be encouraged to do so. It’s an infectious mental-illness, and she’s a carrier. Or he…it’s not quite clear.
Over at Ace there is a touching thread about Dave in Texas passing away at 29.
His wit was top notch and was a regular, kind person according to those who knew him.
Pulled this from Grammie Winger (Mama Winger from days of old?):
————————————————————————|————————
whatever year it was that Charles of Johnson banned Ace.
Posted by: Not My Reel Name at July 22, 2022 03:08 PM (Irs8U)
2008?
There are several gifted writers over there, including Ace. Sad to hear about Dave. Damn shame.
Another regular contributor died recently, too – Oregon Muse, who did a great job with the Sunday Book Thread. I had a nice discussion with him by email about a WWII book he’d recommended, which I read and really liked. He also responded graciously to my suggestion of the book about my Dad’s B-29 crew, and featured it on the thread.
He was coming up on his 63rd b-day.
https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/temple-tx/david-rutland-10855342/amp
He was a funny guy, and a real asset for the blog, before real life work duties curtailed his blogging output. I love his Christmas story about the Crap Tree. RIP, Dave In Texas.
Was happy to hear that Scientology Prince Tom Cruise negotiated for 20% of the gross, for the new “Top Gun” movie. Which is currently at $1.25B in receipts, worldwide. Which means they owe him $205M, and it’s still flying high at theaters, having been re-released to IMAX screens.
How much does he tithe to the Church? I bet it’s a lot, at least 10%. He is a very devoted Scientologist, still very close to David Miscavige, who disappeared his own wife (POOF!) some years ago. It’s a very strange situation.
I suspect he’s tithing more than 10%.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1550655805258612736
😂😂😂😂…BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T HAD A FUCKING JOB IN 20 YEARS!!!
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1550679594642149378
Chonky retweets this idiocy like a demented, morbidly-obese parrot. Masks don’t work, the vaccines don’t stop COVID, and the Idiot Left is still trying to call Trump a “mass murderer.” 😂
The constant projection by the Left is rather tiresome, eh wot?
*Idiot Left
Am in Virginia to pick up a granddaughter who will stay with us for a week in Ohio.
It’s 91 degrees!
Balmy! It’s only 85 here. Bracing!
81 here. But been inside cleaning up after last night’s storm. Our sump pump bit the dust at around 8 am. It only takes a few minutes after an event like that to overflow. Plumber was here within the hour and replacement pump was running within 20 mins.
How I love to hate my house.😩 Am I odd that I like the bleach smell after such a clean-up?
Must mention how much work the wife did. Glad she fell for the marriage thing!😎
LOL 81 is tonight’s expected low here. Today was a chilly 93 and that was during a thunderstorm 100% humidity.
Last time my panties were not soaked was March. Looking forward to November when dry underwear will be a pleasant surprise.
The sump pump is one of my sore-spots. We’ve had two failures, in this house, which we’ve lived in since 1990. Both were bitches to clean up and dry out from. Now I have a backup installed, which of course means
It’s supposed to rain. We
We’re in Front Royal, VA.
Rain here at night = good
Rain during day = bad
…the primary pump will never fail again, and will outlive me by the 30 years that are on its supposed life-span. But I think I would just die from a brain-embolism if I stepped into another inch of backed-up rainwater, in the basement. Which isn’t as “finished” as it used to be, for this reason. No carpet.
Thought I was having some visual perception oddities again.
Last night I took a bag of trash out, and in the darkness saw a white letter V in the shadows that seemed to be moving toward me. Then it stopped. That’s when I saw the glint of two beady eyes about 6 feet away and realized it was a skunk. I was relieved.
Skunks are nasty. I haven’t gotten over the time one sprayed me and my good dog Clancy, for no reason. Ran out of the hedge, Clancy barked, as he was startled, and then he got the ass-glands in his face. Some blew back on me. Took me hours to get him clean enough to allow him into the house. Note: tomato juice doesn’t work. I had to give him a lot of baths with the baby shampoo, to cut the stench down to manageable levels.
One night when I took our dog out, she took off after something. When I was able to catch her and get her in the house she was trying to get something off her face and she stunk up the house. I figured it was a skunk too, but tomato juice didn’t work either.
That smell still brings back bad memories, especially during skunk mating season, when they’re all over the place. And then there’s that classic tune, which was probably the second “country song” I loved, after “A Boy Named Sue.”
A college friend I’ve lost touch with used to claim Loudon Wainwright was his cousin. I have no reason to doubt him, other than the fact I doubt everyone with an extraordinary claim. Is it that extraordinary? Probably not.
Note: that was a very hit song, back in the day. And it deserved to be.
It got a lot of radio play in the Cleveland area.
That means they played it once for every 150 back-to-back Springsteen songs.
How about those $3500-$4000 tix they’re selling for Springsteen shows on Ticketmaster(not scalped)? I laughed hard at that one. 😂
Populism in action!
Today, we’re visiting the graves of my beloved cousin and her parents. So far, it’s sunny 🌞.
We had a nice park picnic with my wife’s Greek family. Great food, and several rounds of ouzo during the brief rain-delay. A good time was had by all. 👍🏻
We’re back in Ohio. What a mess getting into Breezewood today and then the seeing the chaos on the other side of the PA Turnpike heading OUT of Ohio today! Traffic was backed up for miles at the toll booth! Yikes!
One stepson & his son are over to have some of my spaghetti with my granddaughter from Virginia. Partay!!!!!!!!!! 😆
Ugh.
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1551281488347422722
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1551296484137570304
The Rascals had a cool song called, “Groovin’,” which these pervs have re-interpreedt as, “Groomin.” This is the version now popular in elementary schools across America.
Groomin’ on a Sunday afternoon
Really couldn’t get away too soon
I can’t imagine anything that’s better
The world is ours whenever we’re together
There ain’t a place I’d like to be instead of
Movin’ down a crowded avenue
Doin’ anything we like to do
There’s always lots of things that we can see
We can be anyone we like to be
And all those happy people we could meet just
Groomin’ on a Sunday afternoon
Really couldn’t get away too soon
No, no, no, no (Don’t touch me there!)
[Bridge]
We’ll keep on spending sunny days this way
We’re gonna talk and laugh our time away
I feel it coming closer day by day
Life would be ecstasy, you and me endlessly
Groomin’ on a Sunday afternoon
Really couldn’t get away too soon
No, no, no, no (that really hurts!)
[Outro]
Groomin’ (unh! unh!, unh!)
Groomin’
These people are crazy. 😦
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1551160254523588608
It’s the shitting, that hurts the most. As an observer, I mean. The rest, is just hysterical histrionics. But the shitting is a problem. Because the kids won’t toe the pronoun-line? Really? You should be in a rubber room, for both the shitting and the rest of the crazy. Easy to hose down.
Dumb as a box of rocks….
Nowhere in the country are teachers being asked to carry. This is a very popular bullshit-tangent, on the Idiot Left.
Ugh. Gays gave Monkeypox to kids.
Friday’s Femme Fatale Farrago at the Feral Irishman was fire. 😆
NSFW! (Not safe for wimmensk!)
Ok. Won’t go look. 😦
Or do…there’s good political material, amongst the bewbs. 😄
I’d love to see Blubberface explain this….
This is so creepy!! 😯
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1551369190157611008
True!!!!
😆 😆
Paul Sorvino of Goodfellows & Law and Order has passed away. Ugh.
Goodfellas.
RIP, Paul.
Btw, his daughter Mira says she was blackballed in Hollywood after refusing the advances of Creepy Harvey Weinstein, BFF of Oprah. Sorry for your loss, Mira. And for Harvey.
Everyday Charles
https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1551709314443796481
https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1551297130953949184
I ate split pea soup once and half way through eating it there was a pea in it that was not split.
Never again!!!!!
Grampa told us little kids to “Eat every potato and pea on your plate.”
We laughed and laughed and laughed.
One time I said something at the dinner table and Mom laughed so hard a pea flew out her nose and bounced across the table.
There are some dried strained peas on our kitchen ceiling; they’ve been there for 30 years. Little Bunkessa decided she didn’t like them much and dropped the baby food jar onto the floor. There was a sudden geyser of green goo.
I cleaned it off but left a little bit for the memories.
My hubby made split pea soup once when I first moved in with him 30 years ago. He farted so badly when we went to bed, he stunk up the bedroom. It STUNK!!!!! I fled to the living room. He joined me within a few minutes. He couldn’t stand his own odor. No more split pea soup. Thank Gaia!!!
😂😂😂😂
The thing about pea soup and beans in general, is that you need to have the right gut flora to process the stuff. The more you eat them, the less gas you’ll produce.
Goetz is correct!! 😆
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Aaaaack!!!!!!! 😯
Tony Dow of Leave it to Beaver has died 😢. WTH???
Breaking News: Tony Dow of Leave It To Beaver is alive.
I bet Eddie Haskell had something to do with it.
I checked and the death was announced in error. That said, he’s in hospice and not expected to survive. So sad. 😦
He was a world-class big brother, and a fine citizen in real life. 😢
https://twitter.com/TheFigen/status/1551657619491885058
Random things today…
I used to enjoy listening to our old neighbors on the baby monitor, now and then. I know it was wrong. Never heard anything “bad,” that I recall…just a lot of crying. Which I’m sure they heard from us, as well.
😆 😆
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1551725438405312512
She’s going down!
IYKWIMAIKTYD.
Gorebull Warmening is a hoax. Yep!!!
Saw a global warmening report recently that the monarch butterfly populations has declined by 72%. Or 22%. Or somewhere in between. Or not.
I thought we were supposed to be having a bee shortage, except for the killer bees.
Glaciers are shrinking. They’re growing too.
There was record rainfall in Anaheim CA last week. 1/100th of an inch.
We’re dooooomed.
Whoa. Lost 100# and he’s still close to 400?
That explains a LOT! 😱
I’ve known several ginormous people like Kurt over the years, and they were all deeply-troubled souls. All died young, too – the heart and other organs aren’t made to lug around all that stored-energy. God help the poor bastard.
That’s scary! Yikes!!! 😯
If I was in the market for a good, strong frontier wife, who could help with the plowing, I’d check out the “Thick/Fit” section of the classifieds. This is Tiffany Sam. She loves the plowin’!
Please tell me this was photoshopped!! 😯
She’s a real girl, getting ready to participate in her first bodybuilding competition. Needs to work on her upper body, to balance out those tree trunks. Maybe some butter-churning and hay bale tossing will do the trick.
I read somewhere sammich-making helps the upper body.
🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪
This is true. I have skinny legs and big boobs.
Scandalous!!! 😆
That’s precious! 😂😂😂😂
Trump on the Queen of plastic surgery. 😆
https://twitter.com/ILoveH1story/status/1551705343767371776
That’s so great! 😆
One of my regrets in life is that I was too dumb and libturded to appreciate Reagan. It’s embarrassing.
Me too! 😦
How Fat Icarus sees himself:
http://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/BvhrCWimQYOtQO4KvzwhoA.MYc8JxWTpNIMN8n5vfkoJh
Reality:
😢
Try again…
Scary!!! 😯
Global elites who have chauffeured limos, with armed bodyguards, and private jets to take them anywhere, anytime, couldn’t give a flying Cheeto about us proles and our need for vehicular freedom. We need to put a stop to any kind of credence being given to these awful hypocrites. They’ve done horrendous damage already.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRDych2y/?k=1
Always on the lookout for smart, conservative black commentators – this guy is great. I’ve watched most of his TikTok vids, and he’s talking calmly and coherently about everything.
Japan put on a great fireworks show to celebrate the Stones’ 60th Anniversary concert. I don’t think they’ve seen fireworks like that in Japan since:
A – Hiroshima 1945
B – Nagasaki 1945
C – Tokyo 1945
This despicable stab at humor was brought to you by the combined sponsorship of Pearl Harbor 1941, Nanjing 1937, and
The Bataan Death March 1942.
My Dad was in a Japanese camp in China during WW2. They had taken over his school. I was very difficult for him to forgive them.
‘it was’….
I don’t think I ever would have forgiven them, based on the atrocities and general horror they unleashed on the Pacific. I’m sure it was no picnic, where he was. Unless they were holding a cannibal cookout, as they did with some prisoners.
My Dad visited my sister in Hawaii in the ‘80’s, when her husband was stationed there with the Coast Guard. He was surprised at how many Japanese tourists were all over the place, even snapping pics at the Arizona Memorial, at Pearl. His comment was, “I thought we won that war.”
I believe Dad was able to forgive late in life.
Hubby and I have a very dear Japanese-American friend whose parents were incarcerated by Roosevelt during WW2. He was born here. Life can be complicated.
The Japanese people who have moved into my town in large numbers are GREAT people, by and large. They keep their homes nice, excel in school, and almost never sell or use crack. Peaceful, polite, and friendly. They have no resemblance to the mad barbarians our fathers had to kill in vast numbers.
If you’ve followed Johnny Rotten’s career at all, you know he’s been a problematic pistola from the start. I love that he’s speaking out against the Idiot Left, and their insane cancel culture.
Also, he was still a libturd when Obama was in office, and expressed the usual leftist horror about Trump running. However, as he started to listen to what Trump was saying, and saw how things quickly improved after his election, he became a Trump supporter.
Similarly, he bought into the EU’s crap about Brexit being a terrible idea, until he actually started doing homework about it. He then became a strong supporter of Brexit.
In other words, he’s a man who can think, and learn, and change his mind when warranted.
Mostly he’s just a loudmouth drunk attention whore.
The Ramones knew it, too. They were playing the same venue as the Sex Pistols once, Lydon told them they were coming over to their hotel room to kick their asses. Joey Ramone said they offered beer and things settled down.
The Ramones didn’t tell Rotten that they’d all pissed in the Sex Pistols’ pitcher.
😅😅😅😅
Well-played, Ramones!
The book, “Our Band Could Be Your Life,” is a very well-researched and written history of the punk movement, from its early days to its complete sellout. Lydon doesn’t come off too well in that one, either. He was an ass, with a huge ego, who loved to look down on and lord it over poorer punks who were barely surviving.
The odd thing about early punk was that it didn’t really have a style, let alone an image, but the Ramones gave it one. Then the Sex Pistols came along and ruined it with the spitting drunk obnoxious garbage.
Hell, Blondie was punk. Talking Heads was punk. Richard Hell was punk. etc…
One band came on my radar just last week. Bunkarina asked me if I’d ever heard of a band out of Detroit called Death. Three talented black brothers were influenced by the Who, Alice Cooper and others, formed a band around 1973. They recorded some killer stuff but no record labels would touch them because of the band name. In 2012 or so someone found master tapes in an apartment.
There are some vids on the Utoobage that tell the saga. I was skeptical at first. They predate the Ramones and others, but there are a lot of protopunk bands. Check ’em out.
Tony Dow has died 😢. It’s real.
RIP, Wally. You were awesome.
http://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/leave-beaver-star-tony-dow-192743005.html
He was a great guy. 😢
I’ll take your word this time.
I retroactively take your word on Springsteen. 😂
Botspeak….
Dogs…
Cats are assholes…
So glad I ain’t Swedish!
Weirdorama!! 😯
Body-Snatchers! 😱
Worst deepfake ever. Worse than DeNiro in The Irishman.
It’s really bad! It was funny to see Dims trying to explain it as “Covid Fatigue,” and other such idiocy. 😂
The first woman on this is certifiable. The other two are also loco.
I muted the sound and watched her four or five times.
Wonderfully natural armpits!!!!!
However when they handcuffed her my enjoyment was ruined.
If you listen to her crazy talk, you will appreciate anyone who can carry on a normal conversation. Her armpits and hair are awful 😫!
ISTE adores a fertile armpit! 😄
To each his own, brother. 👍🏻
What exactly would YOU do, eh, Fatass??
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1552459945265795075
Eat the bugs, Fatass.
DNA test confirms that Fuentes is the father of 10 year old’s aborted child.
Denied bail. Hang the SOB!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11058493/Judge-rules-Gerson-Fuentes-accused-raping-impregnating-Ohio-girl-held-without-bond.html
Do like the Saudis do. Send him back to his relatives in Ecuador in separate boxes.
checking up on the joint.
carry on! lol
We’re still here. Just chillin’ and shaving our Parmesan.
Yep. Nothing but penis penis penis lol. We’re cool.
And we also have vagina vagina vagina lmao.
CW said joint not vajayjay
heheheheheheh
I wonder if Zombie is still active on this stuff. Someone should point Tucker to his photo journalism.
Last time I checked, Zombie went dark. He/she did some great stuff.
Charles is back on the penie fantasies.
https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1553077079809335296
He craves the schlong so desperately!
Fauxi lies?? Who knew?? 😆
This was on the Facebook:
“Heeey Wally?” “Yeah Beav?” “Hey Wally, well, I miss you.” “I miss you too Beav.” “Was it creepy and scary?” “Ah heck no, Beav, it was … peaceful.” “What’s it like Wally?” “Well, it’s a lot like Mayfield.” “Mom and dad are here, Lumpy, heck, even that creep Eddie Haskell is here.” “Really? Eddie got in?” “Yeah, I guess they took pity on him.” “There’s even a malt shop, me and Mary Ellen Rogers and all the guys and girls hang out after the Friday night game.” “You get to play football and basketball too?” “Heck ya Beav and the the best part is, no one gets hurt.” “Gee Wally, I can’t wait to come there.” “Well Beaver, you have time, but when you do, Mom, dad and me will be waiting.”
Damn it! Got dusty 😢 in here!
I know! Allergies are bad today. 😀
Those old shows, with their idealized depiction of family and social life, have been viciously attacked by poopypants critics as non-realistic, not to mention racist, sexist, fat-ist, and every other kind of ist the so-called intellectuals like to throw at anything that doesn’t vilify Americans. God forbid, people have morals and try to do the right thing, in those old shows and movies. Because it’s so much better now, with all that positive malarkey out the window. 😂🤪😢
These are the reasons I don’t watch modern crap. I like reruns of real America.
Agreed. As a Perry Mason geek I enjoy America’s early television efforts. Now I have started watching Rawhide episodes. Better than new garbage.
Penis penis penis lol
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1552436458149269504
Liberals are insane…
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1553097483634425862
“…maybe they’ve got a ‘Buh-LEM’ flag.”
Made me laff… 😆 😆
Reminds me of old “Chief Bowels” joke. 😆
In case you haven’t heard that racist joke before.
So naughty 😏! 😆
Biden has Covid. Again.
Looks like Lucy ain’t going to get laid tonight!!!! 🙂
https://twitter.com/Lucy_Dynamite/status/1553506729580810240
What 😳 disaster? Just cut the crap off the sides of the potatoes and boil them as usual.
Um, Baked potatoes are not boiled.
Also when a potato starts sprouting like that they become somewhat poisonous.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/sprouted-potato#removing-toxic-compounds
Or plant them and grow more spuds.
LOL
https://twitter.com/Lucy_Dynamite/status/1553509929197207552
I’d showed yer spud picx to the missus and asked her what she’d do. That was her response (after “Is she stupid?”)