Them be some fat stompy feets, Charles.
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The Diary of Daedalus 
Dunno about you, but Fatso should be shown wearing a pussy hat.
I don’t think they make them in his size. 😆
Hi!
Morning!!
Rats…
😆 Sound on…
😂😂😂
No, it’s Her job. She’s a libturd deity.
Can Fatass really be this stupid???
That’s such a hilarious Big Lie! NOBODY is dumb enough to believe that! 😂😂😂🤣
Except Chonky. He believes it implicitly.
He believes everyone should pay taxes except him. I remember when my Democrat Mother (RIP) complained about how lower taxes would deprive the poor so I told her to send a check to the IRS and mark it “for the poor”. She got very mad at me.
Note that those who advocate for higher taxes never overpay their own.
Exactly!
I’m not holding my breath, but Hillary needs to suffer the consequences of her actions.
Hubby ordered a copy of “2000 Mules” and we watched it last night. Lots to digest. I need to watch it again. Was there fraud? Yes. Heads need to roll.
Like I said before, I tried to watch, but I couldn’t handle the truth. Not put together like that. My BP was going ballistic. I can feel it going up now, even thinking about it. I need to think about something else, quickly…
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/PMOHR44DTMuqCRdil5_NuQ.IiBJiRFwhC1IjkVt4jQXkl
AAAAAHHHH! That’s better. Much better. 😎
Why are so many politicians on both sides unwilling to confront the fraud 🤔??
Weasels don’t eat other weasels.
Why is there so much dishonesty and hypocrisy in our representatives??
They’re whores that don’t deliver.
Yesterday’s school-shooter was a gay Mexican. So…no White Supremacy, curse the luck. Right, Fatass?
Also, no father in the picture, and Mom hooked on drugs. Raised by Grandma, who he killed before going to school. He had just found out that he wasn’t graduating with his class, a day or two before.
Layers on layers of libturd society failure, but of course we know it’s only about people having guns, and SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE!”
Some outlets are painting him as a victim (bullied, teased about his clothes). He’s a mental case. Could have asked for help.
Supposedly, these are all pics of the murderer. Found on the Instapundit overnight thread.
The top left pic is the killer, the other pics are not.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10855393/PICTURED-Transgender-woman-wrongly-accused-Texas-school-shooter.html
The Grandmother survived apparently. He got pissed at her & shot her in the head.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10853295/Uvalde-school-shooter-Salvador-Ramos-LEGALLY-bought-two-AR-15-rifles-week-18th-birthday.html
More info…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10852875/Portrait-killer-Bullied-Call-Duty-loving-Texas-school-gunman-brawled-repeatedly-school.html
Morning!
I wish that was a Fat Kid, so I could add it to the Chonky File, but it’s still very awesome. 😂
https://nypost.com/2022/05/24/kellyanne-conway-my-husbands-tweets-ruined-our-marriage/
Juicy gossip!
George Conway is an asshole.
Total.
I saw this posted. I scrolled down at first thinking. No this can’t be right… and the farther it went the more heartbreaking it got.
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It’s societal mental illness. I hope there are sane and brilliant people somewhere, unclouded by political bullshit, who are seriously studying these cases looking for real solutions. Sounds like a pipe dream, I know.
Young men are being marginalized. Young men between the ages of 18 & 25 are susceptible to mental illness. Unless the male actually does something, parents can’t do anything to get them help without their cooperation. Then there is ignorance and denial.
Boys aren’t allowed to be boys. They’re going to be loud and active and out of control sometimes. They’re going to bully other boys and be bullied. They’re going to yell and fight. Fathers in the home in days past knew this implicitly and guided them into young manhood. Sometimes with simple guidance, sometimes with fear.
Nowadays, even if there’s a father in the house there’s no guidance or fear. Just time outs and “ADHD” drugs or such. They grow up never learning about the things in life that are out of their or Mommie’s control. Much less learn about the things that can and will hurt them.
When they go off their meds they are lost and their world is just World of WarCraft with no reset.
Overwhelmingly these killers are white, male, teenage and well-off. The poor kids, who have a gangbanger older brother with an AK don’t do it in schools.
Where I went to high school in downriver Michigan in the late 60s all the boys had guns. In the fall during hunting season there was a shotgun or rifle in every trunk.
The only school shooter was Charlie Whitman.
It all started when it became fashionable to have a kid with some “syndrome” so you could narc him up instead of teach.
I’m not ready to let the video games off the hook completely, even though they’re just part of the syndrome. Millions of kids can play violent shooter-based games for years without going postal, but for some, it becomes a pathway to real life murder sprees. It’s a deep problem here, with no easy solution in sight.
How ’bout that the kid was just a sociopathic mental case and people knew it?
That’s absolutely true Bunk. He didn’t shoot the teachers who failed him or the bullies who bullied him or the girls who rejected him. He killed little kids and shot his grandma.
He never learned how to deal with people in front of him. He took it out on the ones behind.
He knew he was going to do it. Saves his money to buy a DD4 when he’s 18. That’s a top of the line AR platform. An 18 year old in South LA selling weed and meth on a street corner can make that money in a few days and buy a full auto handgun or rifle with no problem. Then he shoots up the other 18 year olds and a few bystanders. Doesn’t target grandmas and elementary schools. Those guys have been punched and know they can be hurt. Something is different with these guys. He was Hispanic, but I think he was one of those I described above.
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/ee9bVvW9StuXlE8eA7zW2Q.0XCRtNluCrSGeBOReeeXhq
On a lighter note, the Hodgetwins are selling these dandies for your car now. 😂😂
I would love to put one on my car, but there are way too many loco-libturds around this town who would happily key the shit out of a car that offended their humorless sensibiliousness.
Beto and Beta Unicorn Messiah tried to co-opt the tragedy for their own infernal purposes, naturally.
https://www.breitbart.com/border/2022/05/25/watch-beto-crashes-gov-abbotts-conference-on-texas-school-shooting/
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/25/barack-obama-uses-texas-shooting-to-memorialize-george-floyd/
Assholes. Attention whores. Blech. 😦
Kerr ALWAYS jumps on the bandwagon when there’s a story that “needs” to be pumped up with sanctimonious, emotion-over-facts preaching. I have no doubt he always thinks he’s on the right side of every issue, but, as Yeats said so eloquently, “the worst are filled with passionate intensity.” Never more true, than in Kerr’s case.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…….
Not sure how the kid could afford the rifles and all the ammo. Ain’t cheap.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/live-updates-superintendent-heart-broken-today-84951141
He had a job at Wendy’s, saved up $4,000 and quit according to a co-worker who described him as scruffy, rude and creepy.
I have known adults with better paying jobs & normal lives who couldn’t save $4,000 in such a short time-frame. Sorry. Difficult to believe.
Kerr is a pathetic mess. 😆
Morning!!
The mahout behind her gave the Go For It signal.
Creepy Joe. 😯
Touching her inappropriately, as he always does when given the chance.
Ray Liotta has passed away suddenly. 😯
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10857987/Goodfellas-star-Ray-Liotta-dies-sleep-Dominican-Republic-aged-67.html
Same age as me. Ugh.
😢 great actor!
https://www.wlns.com/news/michigan/oxford-students-form-u-in-support-of-uvalde/
Oy vey.
Waiting!
He’s SOOOOOOOOOO brave!!!! 🙄
Paging Mr. Mossberg. Party of #fuckface.
Morning!!
Mentally ill fashion…
“I had a dream, that one day, men and women will be surgically reduced to a single organism, that will live in pods and reproduce asexually, while subsisting on bug protein and algae.”
And taking massive quantities of drugs while watching CNN.
That’s so awesome. That’s what you get for being a creep going out in the hall naked in the first place. 😂
It made my day. 😆
More insanity.
NOBODY sane would want to have anything to do with such insane and unattractive creatures.
Yer a transphobe!! 😆
I kind of am. I know how the vast majority of them today are being created by mentally-ill parents and peer groups. I know it’s a godforsaken fad, that will be looked back on by historians (medical and general) in horror, much like the Spanish Inquisition, trepanning, and the whole “recovered memories” (planted fake-memories) shitshow of the ‘80’s. Kids are being irreparably damaged as we speak, mentally and physically, in service of this evil myth.
I’ve met several of them – transfemales – and both were effed in the head.
I can’t even….
Elite Living is the best! 😂
Ouch….
O brother where art thou
Probably dealing with monkeypox??
https://www.westernjournal.com/teen-knew-shooter-drops-bomb-dont-see-covered-going-put/
This is interesting. The MSM and media-whore politicians, and our own mentally-handicapped buffoon-boy, will never discuss this angle.
https://reason.com/2022/05/26/uvalde-texas-mass-shooting-statistics-gun-crimes-misleading/
Still horrible, but stop lying about it. And I recant the list I posted above – it’s not accurate.
All schools need to provide security for students!!
It’s the only way, of course. And the stupid libs are too dense and politically befuddled to begin to comprehend it. They don’t want to “normalize guns,” you see. They don’t want to acknowledge that law-abiding, responsible citizens can legally own and practice safe gun protocol. They would take guns away from cops, for crud’s sake. They are not rational people interested in real solutions.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10853121/Uterus-shaped-cereal-aims-normalise-conversations-periods.html
Son is in town. His godparents came over for dinner last night & then we all watched ‘2000 Mules’. They hadn’t seen it. Was better for me the 2nd time around in terms of focusing on the data. The fraud was horrendous.
It was so egregious, so clumsy and obvious, and yet they managed to gaslight a nation into accepting it. So what hope do we have, electorally?
He didn’t even get in to the fraud done by workers at the polls with ballots – suitcases full of them pulled out from beneath tables. Or the trucks that brought ballots to the polls in the wee hours of the morning after election night.
It’s probably been going on for some time.
Oh, yeah. The Dims have been pulling this shit in urban areas they control for a long, long time. They really outdid themselves this time, with the full complicity of the MSM, “Justice Department,” and all the TV-whores.
I believe that’s how California happens.
No problem. He thought your guitar-playing sucked.
Chonky isn’t fit to utter Elvis’s name. In any context.
Start at 1:00. Been awhile but damn if this doesn’t age like fine wine.
Hope linky works.
Gawd. Fatso stunk.
😆 Fine wine!
😆 😆
😂😂😂
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdWnq1MR/?k=1
I enjoyed watching this. 😂
😆 😆
Trump Wyoming rally is on now. Newsmax has it on.
Name me one politician who garners this kind of attention & loyalty?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10862255/I-misled-livid-Texas-Governor-Greg-Abbott-claims-cops-scene-school-massacre.html
Unreal. I believe Chonky had the gall to call Abbott a liar, yesterday.
Stories are unraveling daily, and every day the stench gets worse…
It’s one of the stinkiest rotten fish I’ve ever smelt.
to the gills
I h.ad a moment of vivid recall the other day, about a college-paper I wrote regarding the political corruption of Chicago, at the fishy-hands of Mayor Daly. The famous-at-the-time columnist, Mike Royko, had written a very damning book about the voting irregularities of downtown and Metro Chicago, about the political machine that was Daly’s Chicago, and was echoed in various strengths in every other urban metropolis. My paper was incendiary, as I was incredulous about the corruption, even as a childish libtard college dweeb, who thought he was smart about stuff. Well, the kid was well-meaning. 😆
The twitter-SJW’s are all mad at Ricky Gervais over his latest special, so of course I had to watch it – it’s incredibly funny! Anticipates all the angry glurge he knew was coming, ‘cuz he’s heard it all before, directed at others as well as himself, and put that glurge through the shredder right off. Brilliant. If you haven’t seen the 2019 “woke-comic’s” attack on his comedy, I suggest you read it first, and then watch the show. It’s kind of meta. 😆
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/comedian-james-acasters-takedown-of-ricky-gervais-trends-following-anti-trans-netflix-special-1235154396/
I saw some of Gervais’ sketch. It was very funny! 😆
To me, the whole thing is brilliant, though I understand the problems with religious, God-fearing people.Ricky’s an atheist, a slightly-more adamant one than I am by now, but I was once a militant one, by my family’s standards. As I was discussing with my son-in-law Paddy recently, you can’t ever take the Catholic out of the Catholic-born and raised ones. They got us young, and they got us good. 😆
4righty
LOLOLOLOL!
Was that narrated by ISTE?? 😆
Cats are assholes.
That’s beautiful! 😆
Dogs…
😆 😆
Ozzyman. He’s great for play-by-play.
Going to in-laws tonight. Have been busy making deviled eggs and other yummiest. Have a great evening!
I’m making deviled eggs tomorrow! I have a dozen hard-boiled eggs in the fridge, I was just going to slip into my daily diet next week. Now I’m going to give them all a proper send-off, down my gullet. 🙂
We’re back home. Great time at in-laws! 🙂
Hope you had success with your deviled eggs! I had a few issues with some of the eggs not peeling well. Fortunately I had enough of them to compensate.
I let the eggs soak for a bit before boiling. It fools them, and the shells come off easily.
ISTE knows a lot about eggs.
I was told to use eggs at least a week old. I do that and the shells come off nicely. For whatever reason, these eggs were hit or miss. Some were just fine, but a number of them were terribly difficult to peel.
Reminds me of when we used to get fresh eggs from a neighbor who kept chickens. They were impossible to peel! Until I found a method on YouTube that works great:
1. Put eggs in pot of water and raise to boil.
2. As soon as water boils, turn off heat and cover pot.
3. Wait ten minutes
4. Replace hot water with cold
5. Wait a few minutes and peel eggs
You know the area, Octo. Are they right?
That is exactly correct. 😂
You’re going the wrong way!!!
This is a metaphor for life. 😪😆
Luke on the right, Bossman on the left.
I bet at the next bridge downstream the same thing is going on. Union jobs.
The original tweet you posted above is gonzo!! 😯
Morning!!
Pelos’s husband arrested for DUI. 😆
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/05/29/paul-pelosi-dui-arrest/
😂😂😂🍻🥴
No nookie for a year, pal!! 😆
Pretty good gag. 😲
I hope their sacrifices aren’t going to be pissed away by the current pack of scrunts ruining the country. God bless all the heroes. 🇺🇸
Amen!!
😢
It’s a bit dusty in here. 😦
That is a killer. Never forget.
That’s true.
Gavin McInnes! Wasn’t he the comic who founded The Proud Boys?! lol
Gavin is that man. I didn’t realize he was still banging away on Twitter – how is he not banned? 😂
😆 😯 🙄
She did it again. 😂😂😂😂
She ain’t too bright. 🙄
Whose side are you on, in this scenario? 🧐😂
https://www.facebookDOTcom/DailyMail/videos/1285023731941290/
Which scenario???
That was a thing from the loser-site Facebook, I don’t know why I bother with trying to post here. I put the DOTCOM in, but it’s a no-show anyway. Lemme try YouTube…nope, can’t find it. Sorry’
Bummer. 😦
testy testy
www DOT facebook DOT com/bunk.strutts/posts/pfbid02Y8CRipDjL2av5HmVoHKxBx3eQHFsAkQgbbewSAhhn3g4Sav1vCGGjmX8hs9Rtx5Jl
https://www.thelakescampers.co.uk/pimped-out-vw-campervans
None of these would fit Chonky’s massive bulk, but they’re all pretty cool, anyway. 😎
Love them!!! 🙂
Morning!!
Pure awesome.
To laff. 😆
Nobody cares, Chonky. Your readership hovers at 6-7 subterranean basement-dwellers. Not 6-7k, ummkay? It’s 6-7 pale, morbidly-obese window-lickers. Facebook has millions of real users with potty-mouths who say Wrong Things all day, everyday. Even their dreaded algorithm discards you as irrelephant. 😢
However! All is not lost. Because WE STILL DIG YA, BABY HUEY!! We think you’re really groovy, and just one solid tweet away from going Pam-demonic viral, and regaining your lost empire! Keep going, brother. It’s always darkest, before the electricity gets shut off for non-payment.
More Trudeau insanity.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10869291/Canadas-Trudeau-announces-plan-national-freeze-handguns.html
No justice. Of course.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10871985/Hillary-Clinton-lawyer-Michael-Sussmann-NOT-GUILTY-lying-FBI-John-Durham-probe.html
https://www.politico.eu/article/greta-thunberg-climate-change-activism-fridays-for-future-profile-doesnt-want-you-to-talk-about-her-anymore-2022/
Greta is no longer hot, and her Climate Crisis Crabby-Face routine has been thoroughly co-opted by the race-hustlers and Commies. They’re trying to portray this development as being her idea, but that’s laughable at best.
Stay in school, Crabby Girl. Learn to code. 😂
Lemme try a couple of these, just for s&gs – if they don’t show up, I’ll never try to post a FB video again, as Chonk is my witness, who never reads here, except on days ending in “y.”
https://www.facebookDOTcom/lifegzz/videos/615825422302709/
Teh one I tried to post yesterday:
https://www.facebookDOTcom/DailyMail/videos/1285023731941290/
Drive-In Doosh spotting is epic.
Crazy stuff out there. 😆
Here’s another example of craziness. 🙄
Morning!!
Another one bites the dust…
NOW they tell us???
No. Shit. Sherlock!!! 😂
Even Brett “Speedway Bomber” Kimberlin sounded the alert a decade ago, but he was worried about Republicans rigging elections.
The cops screwed up big time, but here comes fatty with this.
Gawd. What an absolute moron Fatso is. 🙄
He makes Kamala Harris look like the IQ Champeen Of The Multiverse, for sure. 😂
I just ate about 30 black jellybeans, that were left in the bag my wife’s been picking at since Greek Easter. I said, “Thanks for saving me all the black ones, because you know I love them!”
She said, “I can’t stand the black ones.” I think that’s terrible racism, and I might report her. 😆
You should. Absolutely! 😯
Are you sure the jellybeans identified as “Black”?
Just trying to save your marriage.
Alternate eating black jelly beans and scrambled egg then you can shit a Texas Coral Snake and scare the cats!
Coral Snakes have a sense of humour too…
https://www.livescience.com/43938-coral-snakes-colors-bites-farts-facts.html
They fart…
Reminds me of when the kids were babies and you could color-code the poops. Peas come out green, yams orange, beets purple. If we had guests over during a changing, I’d say, “Hey Jeff! Come over here. Bet you $10 the poops are purple.”
Once strained meat products were introduced to the diet the olfactory effects kicked in the game lost all its fun.
A quick hockey note since my Hawks and Octo’s Wings are absent. Seeing former Wing Gerard Gallant coaching reminds me we used to call him “Gomez” from the second balcony of Chicago Stadium. This was a great era when guys dropped the gloves often. Hence the Chuck Norris division. Gallant was sandpaper, a high compliment.
Gallant was a real hockey player, from the Old School where men were men and they played rough. He was on Yzerman’s wing for a long time, being both an immediate protector (needed for skill-players in those days), an aggressive nuisance, and a guy who could actually light the lamp at key moments.
How much I miss those days when the Wings were relevant every year, on the climb towards greatness that didn’t happen until the late-90’s! I am grateful for being a witness to all of it. 🥲