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That lobster ravioli looks disgusting. Then again, so does Fatso.
Yep!

Funny how quickly Musk went from enviro-darling to NAZISCHWEINHUNDT in Idiot Lefty-eyes. š
Heās not going away, losers:
https://fortune.com/2022/04/18/elon-musk-threatens-cut-twitter-board-pay-takeover-bid/?fbclid=IwAR1GOmjq6c87Qyvk73lCidwmuVY6-whButjx1CC8yNuMxf5JyyZ5jUyQ4kA
He’s already affecting the value of the stock. If the board devalues it to block, the shareholders are gonna be pissed and lawsuits will follow. If Musk succeeds, the stock will balloon.
CW posted this link at The Mothership. https://www.tipranks.com/news/article/why-twitters-poison-pill-probably-wont-work
Seems like there are such massive amounts of money involved, the weight of said millions will wipe away the whiny, putrid gatekeepers currently running the operation. On the other hand, the illegitimate junta in Washington doesnāt want anything like free speech breaking out on social media. They know theyāre toast, if that happens. This is a real moment in US history, that could have repercussions for a long time.
Itās supposed to feed six adults, not one Baby Huey. š
Hadn’t noticed it before. Remove the beak, add a magical jazzy ponytail, and it’s Charles circa 2010.
Totally. š±š
This is a brilliant thread about growing up rough, and adopting personal responsibility in order to break the āgenerational curse.ā Getting sober is a huge part of that. Thanks for posting this, Gus, and good luck on your journey.
Oh, boy. Another re-telling of this hoary old chestnut. I canāt wait to see how the boy-millionaire survives his parentsā murders to become āThe Batman,ā and fight insane criminals in lurid outfits to protect Gotham Cityā¦š„±ā¦š“
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Youāre enlisting, Fatass? Thatās incredibly brave. It will cost them about four of these camo outfits, stitched together by Ukrainian peasants to cover your massive bulk, but imagine how such a holy war could pick up the sagging fortunes and pendulous moobs of your war-cratered blog. Nightly reports from the Russian Front! A romantic assignation or two with sexy spy-journalists! This could finally be The Thing youāve been searching for your whole wasted life.
Someone who knows said that Nance’s weapon was on full auto and the magazine isn’t locked in.
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I believe that.
He’s having lots of fun with Malcom
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There is something so fraudulent about this guyās sudden conversion into Soulja Boy, I wonāt believe heās actually fighting Russian troops until heās killed or seriously wounded. A John Kerry-ish bloody hangnail will not suffice. š¤£
Poteen– Bryan Suits was the one I was thinking of. Don’t know who this nancy is but that he showed up suddenly to be interviewed by the female equivalent of Don Lemon kinda smells funky.
Nance is a retired Naval Intelligence guy. Years in, never in combat. No one wanted to work with him. Got kicked out of secured assignments. Was basically sidelined most of his career. Got a gig on MSNBC as a “Military Analyst”. Tells stories to Lemon and Joy Reid.
Suits is a good source. 3 wars and knows what’s going on.
Search ‘ADS-B Exchange’. That’s one of his sources. It’s a flight tracker. Tracks every flight with an active transponder in the world. Move the map to Ukraine and there are no flights in the air there. Click the U in the upper right and you get only Military Aircraft. Click on an aircraft icon and it will identify the plane, helicopter or drone. Pretty cool.
It’s sneauxing. April 19. AAAAAAACCKKKKKKK!
Here, too. But itās going to 80 degrees by Sunday. Last gasp, for Old Man Winter.
Had a Dr.’s appt. this morning. Roads were icy. Saw one SUV that skid off into the ditch. Am back home now.
Glad you made it! I was driving on the freeway this morning, and felt the car sliding a bit when I was on an overpass. You just donāt want to feel that, on April 19. š„¶š³
Exactly! Sun’s out right now, so I hope all the snow melts!
Ours is gone, hopefully for good. See you next year!
Behold! Charles Johnson the homophobe!!!!
Fatso is also a disgusting misogynist. Blech. š¦
Libs Of Tik-Tok is an evil smear merchant because they quote Libturds directly. Thatās so eeeeeebil!! š
Glenn Greenwald is a leftist, but with ethics and integrity.
Itās crazy. Chonky is beside himself, over Glenn.
Probably scared he’d say something stupid. š
That whole Bunnygate episode had me rolling on the floor yesterday. š
Rats. This is what I wanted to post.
https://nypost.com/2022/04/18/easter-bunny-stops-biden-from-answering-reporters-question/
That bunny just happened to be his Mistress Of Messaging. You can NOT make this shit up! š
It really is a clown show at this point.
More craziness. šÆ
Here’s some oppression for ya.
Droopy Dawg! š
A breast reduction would ruin the droop. š
Leftover hippies never disappoint. Still stuck on the “braless 70s look at the swap meet”
The thought of her at a cutting board with a sharp knife,,,slicing a tomato,,, will now never leave my head.
I keep hearing the soft damp
*plap-plap*
*plap-plap*
*plap-plap*
she makes as she walks.
In counterpoint to the soft, jazzy plap-plap, you hear the syncopated tootlings of her chronic walking-farts.
Bunkarina was in da house for Easter Sunday grub and as she was leaving said, “well it’s nice to see you old farts.”
Me: “Old farts?”
She: “Yeah. You’re an old fart.”
Me: *rips a loud one*
My since deceased bossman used to walk into my office at work and let a loud & smelly fart rip. He thought my reaction was hilarious. Am shocked he lived to be over 100. Shocked!
I bet she makes great sammiches.
How? šÆ
And yet, Biden proclaimed that he just had to appoint a woman to the Supreme Court. And not just a woman, but a black woman. And not just a black woman, but a black woman that stood for the rights of pedophiles.
Biden is for oppression!!! šÆ
Asswipe Alert šØ!!
Stephen King is a dumbbell. š
He really is. Such a limited worldview! Thinks heās playing the Sage Elder To Millions, on Twitter. š
Chonky is going to King for salmon cooking tips! ššš
Iām reading Winston Churchillās 5-volume history of WWII, just wrapping up Volume 2, āTheir Finest Hour.ā Itās so great, both from an inside-info point, and just sheer writing ability. He was a real conservative, in a time and place where civilization hovered on the brink between dictators bent on world subjugation, Communists bent on subjugating individuals, freedom-loving capitalism, and all points in-between. In this volume, the British people, pacifist to the nth-degree after the horror of WWI, are fighting for their countryās very existence, basically alone. They have to hold off Hitler while they re-arm themselves, and nobody is really helping until the USA finally overcomes its own pacifist trance and begins the Lend-Lease Act with a gift of 50 reconditioned destroyers, and thousands of big guns and rifles. Britain had lost all her armaments, escaping with their army from Dunkirk.
Anyway, Winston was a genius, the very opposite of Stephen King. Thatās what I really wanted to say. š
I had a set of Churchill’s The History of the English Speaking Peoples” (I think that’s the title). Amazing resource, but a dry tedious read. I liked the Durant’s The History of Civilization a lot better.
The war makes for a better subject. Even though you know how it ends, it was a very close thing, keeping the little mustachioed monster from consolidating his European empire. Thank God Nazi Germany was led by a military nincompoop, prone to incredibly huge errors of judgement. āGreat Britain is a very tough nut to crack, with their little island fortressā¦I guess weāll stick a pin in that for now, and roll up Russia.ā
I have both volumes of William Shirer’s ‘The Rise & Fall of the Third Reich’ in my home library. Read them several times. Excellent writing.
I read that beast, too. Great book!
caveman ppplol
My kids have lots of gay friends, from their musical theater days. One of them sent my younger daughter this gem, yesterday:
I am so sheltered. šÆ Had to look up what ‘vers’ meant. šÆ
I still don’t get it, but then I had to look up the definition of “deadnaming” to learn about another PC offence. All before 8am.
The pic is the dumb, triggered reporter who outed Libs of Tiktok and harassed some of her family members.
You’re the homophobic asshole, Fatso.
GLENNGLENNGLENNGLENNGLENN
He hates Greenwald, who is a gay leftist, but principled thinker.
He also hates Greenwald for reposting our graph showing the number of mentions fatso was quoted and mentioned in Breivik’s “Manifesto. š
LOL! š
“And I bid you adieu.”
Test
No! Is this a cunning stunt?
It’s a Beed Test. If it comes back positive you have to wear a mask. Preferably a Batman mask.
test fail….
Beed’s little test tease…
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The stock market has been the bane of my life, āMouse. š¤¬
Thatās not the right place for my response. š
People who have an inconvenient past know all about it. Right, Chonky? š
Strawberry Picker says….
” We don’t give a shit about what no robot text thingy says ”
The rest is history.
10 gigabytes of history…
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/04/20/deceptive-edits-audio-contradicts-piers-morgan-shows-he-warped-trump-interview-ending-in-promo/
Piers will always be the lowest form of tabloid nooze, no matter how he packages himself. š
Scum.
Love her. š
AND BOOM
…she’s suspended from Twitter….
You have GOT to be kidding?? Assholes run Twitter. Ugh!
Twitter is imploding. They’ll be history within six months, according to Those Who Know These Things. Terminal Wokeness is a real thing, and Americans are backlashing HARD.
Kamala is a moron. š
There are some sick people in this world. Sex shows for kids?
Liberals are insane.
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Cats:

https://amgreatness.com/2022/04/20/how-america-became-la-la-land/
VDH re-hashing the past two years of chaotic incompetence.
My IRA is down over $50K. Am so pissed. š¦
I love it when libturd countries get slapped with the cold fish of reality. š
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LMAO! Wonder what Chris Wallace will do now?
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2022/04/21/breaking-cnn-shutting-down-less-than-a-month-after-launch-n1591691
Ace was hilarious on this story yesterday. š
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They’re shocked.
They’re freaking out.
They’re sad.
THE HUDDLERS
There was a LOT of tearful scissoring that night.
Welp. The murdered Queens mom was killed by her handyman lover. No words.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10739481/Suspect-arrested-murder-Queens-mom-stuffed-duffel-bag.html
Grisly.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2021/06/29/pride-month-kink-consent/
This story is more heartwarming. š
Perversion is the new normal. Ugh. š¦
What was once a disgrace, is now jejune. Ho-hum, kids. Yes, the naked man is whipping the other naked man, and putting the whip-handle up his bum. But they both like it, and it’s perfectly normal and okay. Here, put this up your bum, so you can see it’s just fine. Let me get some pics, for my internet besties. Smile!
Itās not even parody! š
Me own sainted wifey of thirtysomething years said to me tonight, after I made a comment about how Elon is destroying Twitter, “I thought you hated Elon Musk and Tesla, and all that electric car stuff.” I had to admit, that while this was still mostly true, the con-man had risen above the Old Con, and was talking sense about a bigger issue, which the Filthy Lucre from the previous con had made possible, the takeover of Twitter. It’s a big plate full of stuff, to consume and digest. We don’t know how it will shake out. Huge forces are at play, and massive sums of money. I think it’s as big as the government breakup of the railroads, oil monopolies, and Ma Bell. Maybe bigger.
Truth!
“Sneaky Pete” is a decent show, if you’re seeking a new binge-worthy project. It’s not quite as arresting as the likes of “Breaking Bad,” “Ozark,” or “Whatever Crap YOU Think Is Good,” but it’s entertaining to the wife and I. Also looking forward to the final 7 episodes of “Ozark,” to be released on Friday, April 29. We’ll be binging those next Friday-Saturday. Then posting all the spoilers here on Sunday. š
Note: If you aren’t up to date on “Yellowstone” and “1883,” yer dead to me. Get on it! š
Honey, I still watch Perry Mason.
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Matlock is a pretty good show, too. šš»
Don’t watch Matlock. But I do watch reruns of the Andy Griffith show. :
Another great show is āThe Rockford Files.ā Better than āMatlock,ā imho.
I am mocked for my love of Perry Mason. Just watching how the world has changed fascinates me. The first 3 years are the best, before Raymond Burr ballooned.
Also I have never watched any of the shows Octo listed. Never streamed a show. Too busy reading.
Abu…I love the characters, cars, hairdos, scenery, scripts of Perry Mason. š
Octo…Used to watch Rockford Files when I lived in California many moons ago. Not sure if reruns are on DirecTV??
Agree, rightymouse. Total car porn from ā57 thru ā65. And the ladies were beautiful and stylish. I even appreciate the hippie period cause them were the times.
Abu..Hubby loves the cars too and tells me year,model etc. I especially love the convertibles with fins. š
This is weird!
Not a bad idea, though. š¤
Concept dates to Hammurabi I think. Kill a man with a family and you no longer exist. You take his place as the breadwinner of the family. Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, and paycheck for a paycheck, bitch.
Found this priceless list of insults on the FB:
The following insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words:
1. “He had delusions of adequacy ā Walter Kerr
2. “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.ā- Winston Churchill
3. “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. – Clarence Darrow
4. “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.ā-William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
5. “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
6. “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.ā – Moses Hadas
7. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.ā – Mark Twain
8. “He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends.ā – Oscar Wilde
9. “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.ā -George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
10. “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.ā – Winston Churchill, in response
11. “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you hereā – Stephen Bishop
12. “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.ā – John Bright
13. “I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.ā – Irvin S. Cobb
14. “He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.ā – Samuel Johnson
15. “He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. – Paul Keating
16. “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.ā – Forrest Tucker
17. “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?ā – Mark Twain
18. “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.ā – Mae West
19. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.ā – Oscar Wilde
20. “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.ā – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
21. “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.ā – Billy Wilder
22. “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I’m afraid this wasn’t it.ā – Groucho Marx
23. The exchange between Winston Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
24. “He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” – Abraham Lincoln
25. “There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” — Jack E. Leonard
26. “They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.” — Thomas Brackett Reed
27. “He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.” — James Reston (about Richard Nixon) ā
LOVE THEM!! š
https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2022/04/22/atlantic-jon-stewart-finally-took-his-clown-nose-off-and-without-it-he-isnt-worth-watching-n464234
Stewart was never funny, but suddenly the Idiot Left has noticed heās ānot even trying to be funny.ā Heās a boring old white male, in fact.
He’s also a bitter, unfunny Donkey a-hole.
Heās a rich little shit, thanks to his moronic and cynical exploitation of Idiot Leftists for so long. Why is he so bitter? šš¤
Maybe because nothing he believes in has made his life full of unicorns?
Poor babies. š¦
Dogs:
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LMAO! š
Guess we’d better start stocking up?
The Twitter prison guards are despicable losers. Canāt wait for all of them to get the ax under new ownership.
Agreed. I hope Musk wins!! š
I donāt care for the easy reference to Detroit. Other urban centers are more kill-happy these days. š
I would like ISTEās take on this article.
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Totally accurate. Doner Kebab is a fine example of British cuisine.
Have not been able to find an authentic one in 25 years in the USA and it is not something that can be created at home.
I think it is something to do with pesky health and hygiene laws here….
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Thanks!
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! šÆ šÆ
Meanwhile…
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This could be a parody account??
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1517905591485693953
This Fatso tweet is gone:
“Replies to this tweet are right wing whine festival. twitter.com/AP/status/1517ā¦
18 minutes ago”
Takes a special kind of stupid to think the science can ever be settled on anything. Chonky has It! š
That’s so weird! šÆ
That tweet was down when I first clicked on it. šÆ
Fatass probably has his tweetdick all twisted up with bad code.
I need some Motrin. š¦
Or…a Bloody Mary. š
I love this account. It’s hilarious!! š
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Cant be a coincidence, Chuck hurled on a gay guy.
Hey Righty. Pete Metzger taught this guy how to play drums and now he’s an award-winning blues guitarist.
*Mitchhart isn’t the 1st guy in the vid.
That rocks! š¤
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Trump has a rally in Ohio right now. It’s on Newsmax. š
Starting a fight here.
What is ” British food ” and why is it so bad, so disgusting and is laughed at by the rest of the world.
No clue. I like most British food except anything boiled to death.
Boiled to death is called a stew.
Not if it’s done right.
EXACTLY!
Or boiled to death is a pot roast.
Cook the meat in a slow cooker and steam the vegetables.
Cook the meat in a slow cooker then throw it in a 450F oven for ten to 15 minutes.
Pot cooking then roast.
What I dislike is when vegetables are boiled to death. I know Brits who cook green beans in a pressure cooker.
Green beans need cooking. In England they are called string beans, as in you have to break of the top and then pull down to get the stringy thing off them.
Pressure cooking them cooks them faster and uses less energy and protects the world from carbon emissions.
Then they look, taste and have the texture of a can of American green beans. The French American variant is the same but sliced diagonally.
So, green beans in a pressure cooker is all you got?
LOL
I steam my green beans. The Thai way.
Wasn’t a fan of steak & kidney pie.
How about that eel pie, though?
Anything with eel in it is DISGUSTING! YUCK!!! Especially Chinese soup with boiled eel in it.

Boiled eel has the texture of snot.

I love Marmite. š My husband can’t stand the smell. Fine with me! It’s all mine!
Marmite is a yeast extract. Bovril is the same kind of spread but it is beef.
They both make AWESOME drinks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovril
Bovril is the trademarked name of a thick and salty meat extract paste similar to a yeast extract, developed in the 1870s by John Lawson Johnston. It is sold in a distinctive bulbous jar, and as cubes and granules. Bovril is owned and distributed by Unilever UK. Its appearance is similar to Marmite and Vegemite.
Bovril can be made into a drink (“beef tea”) by diluting with hot water or, less commonly, with milk.[1] It can be used as a flavouring for soups, broth, stews or porridge, or as a spread, especially on toast in a similar fashion to Marmite and Vegemite.
I remember drinking Bovril when I was young & growing up in Bangkok.
Orrin Hatch of Utah just died.
Age 88. He FAILED to obey the basic rule of life.
Work hard, play hard, party hard, die young and be a good looking corpse.
Born in 1934 so obviously he was not a child of the 60’s
A maggot just gagged, mid-bite feasting on a four-day-old dead cat. š¤®
The lying Lord Tubbagoo is trying to suggest that he rode his bike up the hill and took this photo. We know he stopped riding around 2006-7, during his mental breakdown. Post a current photo of yourself, Fatass! š
https://nypost.com/2022/04/23/wynn-bruce-dies-after-lighting-himself-on-fire-outside-supreme-court/
Climate Chaos OMFG!!! claims another life. Mental illness is real, folks. Unlike Teh Warmening.
In 1963 a Buddhist monk set himself on fire in Vietnam.
Suicide by fire is extremely rare. Thank Gaia!
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd4uAKa2/
Who wants to drop some acid and visit this place? š¤šµāš«š²
That is SO weird!! šÆ
LOL! š
Trudeau approves!!!!
This is the purest example of libturd-projection you will ever see. š
Exactly!
Not exactly the dual big-ass monitors and new Mac you used to brag about, as the Command Center. Tough times for libturd grifters. š
I thought Fatso was an expert in computers and all things associated with them. Guess not. Lol!
Hey, Chonkyā¦.LEARN TO CODE!! š
Funny rant on the sudden death of CNN+, after only 21 days of hemorrhaging millions. š