$3.99 Clown Food from Trader Joe’s Culver City

Helps if you follow the prep instructions instead of letting them thaw for a couple hours and nuking them.

Yep. That’s clown food.

215 Comments on “$3.99 Clown Food from Trader Joe’s Culver City”

  1. rightymouse says:

    That lobster ravioli looks disgusting. Then again, so does Fatso.

  2. rightymouse says:


  3. Octopus says:

    It’s supposed to feed six adults, not one Baby Huey. 😂

  4. Octopus says:

    This is a brilliant thread about growing up rough, and adopting personal responsibility in order to break the “generational curse.” Getting sober is a huge part of that. Thanks for posting this, Gus, and good luck on your journey.

  5. Octopus says:

    Oh, boy. Another re-telling of this hoary old chestnut. I can’t wait to see how the boy-millionaire survives his parents’ murders to become “The Batman,” and fight insane criminals in lurid outfits to protect Gotham City…🥱…😴

  6. Octopus says:

    You’re enlisting, Fatass? That’s incredibly brave. It will cost them about four of these camo outfits, stitched together by Ukrainian peasants to cover your massive bulk, but imagine how such a holy war could pick up the sagging fortunes and pendulous moobs of your war-cratered blog. Nightly reports from the Russian Front! A romantic assignation or two with sexy spy-journalists! This could finally be The Thing you’ve been searching for your whole wasted life.

    • Bunk X says:

      Someone who knows said that Nance’s weapon was on full auto and the magazine isn’t locked in.

      • Octopus says:

        I believe that.

      • poteen2 says:

        He’s having lots of fun with Malcom

        • Octopus says:


          There is something so fraudulent about this guy’s sudden conversion into Soulja Boy, I won’t believe he’s actually fighting Russian troops until he’s killed or seriously wounded. A John Kerry-ish bloody hangnail will not suffice. 🤣

        • Bunk X says:

          Poteen– Bryan Suits was the one I was thinking of. Don’t know who this nancy is but that he showed up suddenly to be interviewed by the female equivalent of Don Lemon kinda smells funky.

          • poteen2 says:

            Nance is a retired Naval Intelligence guy. Years in, never in combat. No one wanted to work with him. Got kicked out of secured assignments. Was basically sidelined most of his career. Got a gig on MSNBC as a “Military Analyst”. Tells stories to Lemon and Joy Reid.
            Suits is a good source. 3 wars and knows what’s going on.
            Search ‘ADS-B Exchange’. That’s one of his sources. It’s a flight tracker. Tracks every flight with an active transponder in the world. Move the map to Ukraine and there are no flights in the air there. Click the U in the upper right and you get only Military Aircraft. Click on an aircraft icon and it will identify the plane, helicopter or drone. Pretty cool.

  7. rightymouse says:

    It’s sneauxing. April 19. AAAAAAACCKKKKKKK!

  8. rightymouse says:

    Behold! Charles Johnson the homophobe!!!!

  9. rightymouse says:

    Probably scared he’d say something stupid. 😆

  10. rightymouse says:

    More craziness. 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      Here’s some oppression for ya.

    • Octopus says:

      And yet, Biden proclaimed that he just had to appoint a woman to the Supreme Court. And not just a woman, but a black woman. And not just a black woman, but a black woman that stood for the rights of pedophiles.

  11. Octopus says:

    Asswipe Alert 🚨!!

    • rightymouse says:

      Stephen King is a dumbbell. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        He really is. Such a limited worldview! Thinks he’s playing the Sage Elder To Millions, on Twitter. 😂

        • Octopus says:

          Chonky is going to King for salmon cooking tips! 😂😂😂

  12. Octopus says:

    I’m reading Winston Churchill’s 5-volume history of WWII, just wrapping up Volume 2, “Their Finest Hour.” It’s so great, both from an inside-info point, and just sheer writing ability. He was a real conservative, in a time and place where civilization hovered on the brink between dictators bent on world subjugation, Communists bent on subjugating individuals, freedom-loving capitalism, and all points in-between. In this volume, the British people, pacifist to the nth-degree after the horror of WWI, are fighting for their country’s very existence, basically alone. They have to hold off Hitler while they re-arm themselves, and nobody is really helping until the USA finally overcomes its own pacifist trance and begins the Lend-Lease Act with a gift of 50 reconditioned destroyers, and thousands of big guns and rifles. Britain had lost all her armaments, escaping with their army from Dunkirk.
    Anyway, Winston was a genius, the very opposite of Stephen King. That’s what I really wanted to say. 😄

    • Bunk X says:

      I had a set of Churchill’s The History of the English Speaking Peoples” (I think that’s the title). Amazing resource, but a dry tedious read. I liked the Durant’s The History of Civilization a lot better.

      • Octopus says:

        The war makes for a better subject. Even though you know how it ends, it was a very close thing, keeping the little mustachioed monster from consolidating his European empire. Thank God Nazi Germany was led by a military nincompoop, prone to incredibly huge errors of judgement. “Great Britain is a very tough nut to crack, with their little island fortress…I guess we’ll stick a pin in that for now, and roll up Russia.”

        • rightymouse says:

          I have both volumes of William Shirer’s ‘The Rise & Fall of the Third Reich’ in my home library. Read them several times. Excellent writing.

  13. Bunk X says:

    caveman ppplol

  14. rightymouse says:

  15. rightymouse says:

    The pic is the dumb, triggered reporter who outed Libs of Tiktok and harassed some of her family members.

  16. rightymouse says:

    LOL! 😆

  17. beed says:


  18. Octopus says:

  19. Octopus says:

    People who have an inconvenient past know all about it. Right, Chonky? 😂

    • ISTE says:

      Strawberry Picker says….

      ” We don’t give a shit about what no robot text thingy says ”

      The rest is history.

      10 gigabytes of history…

  20. Octopus says:


    Piers will always be the lowest form of tabloid nooze, no matter how he packages himself. 😂

  21. rightymouse says:

  22. rightymouse says:

    Kamala is a moron. 😆

  23. rightymouse says:

    There are some sick people in this world. Sex shows for kids?

  24. rightymouse says:

    Liberals are insane.

  25. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  26. Octopus says:


    VDH re-hashing the past two years of chaotic incompetence.

  27. rightymouse says:

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  29. rightymouse says:

    Welp. The murdered Queens mom was killed by her handyman lover. No words.

    • rightymouse says:

      Perversion is the new normal. Ugh. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        What was once a disgrace, is now jejune. Ho-hum, kids. Yes, the naked man is whipping the other naked man, and putting the whip-handle up his bum. But they both like it, and it’s perfectly normal and okay. Here, put this up your bum, so you can see it’s just fine. Let me get some pics, for my internet besties. Smile!

  30. Octopus says:

    It’s not even parody! 😂

    • Octopus says:

      Me own sainted wifey of thirtysomething years said to me tonight, after I made a comment about how Elon is destroying Twitter, “I thought you hated Elon Musk and Tesla, and all that electric car stuff.” I had to admit, that while this was still mostly true, the con-man had risen above the Old Con, and was talking sense about a bigger issue, which the Filthy Lucre from the previous con had made possible, the takeover of Twitter. It’s a big plate full of stuff, to consume and digest. We don’t know how it will shake out. Huge forces are at play, and massive sums of money. I think it’s as big as the government breakup of the railroads, oil monopolies, and Ma Bell. Maybe bigger.

  31. Octopus says:

    “Sneaky Pete” is a decent show, if you’re seeking a new binge-worthy project. It’s not quite as arresting as the likes of “Breaking Bad,” “Ozark,” or “Whatever Crap YOU Think Is Good,” but it’s entertaining to the wife and I. Also looking forward to the final 7 episodes of “Ozark,” to be released on Friday, April 29. We’ll be binging those next Friday-Saturday. Then posting all the spoilers here on Sunday. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Note: If you aren’t up to date on “Yellowstone” and “1883,” yer dead to me. Get on it! 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Honey, I still watch Perry Mason.

        • Octopus says:


          Matlock is a pretty good show, too. 👍🏻

          • rightymouse says:

            Don’t watch Matlock. But I do watch reruns of the Andy Griffith show. :

          • Octopus says:

            Another great show is “The Rockford Files.” Better than “Matlock,” imho.

          • Abu the Beed Hunter says:

            I am mocked for my love of Perry Mason. Just watching how the world has changed fascinates me. The first 3 years are the best, before Raymond Burr ballooned.

            Also I have never watched any of the shows Octo listed. Never streamed a show. Too busy reading.

          • rightymouse says:

            Abu…I love the characters, cars, hairdos, scenery, scripts of Perry Mason. 🙂
            Octo…Used to watch Rockford Files when I lived in California many moons ago. Not sure if reruns are on DirecTV??

          • Abu says:

            Agree, rightymouse. Total car porn from ‘57 thru ‘65. And the ladies were beautiful and stylish. I even appreciate the hippie period cause them were the times.

          • rightymouse says:

            Abu..Hubby loves the cars too and tells me year,model etc. I especially love the convertibles with fins. 🙂

  32. rightymouse says:

    This is weird!

    • Octopus says:

      Not a bad idea, though. 🤔

      • Bunk X says:

        Concept dates to Hammurabi I think. Kill a man with a family and you no longer exist. You take his place as the breadwinner of the family. Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, and paycheck for a paycheck, bitch.

  33. Octopus says:

    Found this priceless list of insults on the FB:

    The following insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words:
    1. “He had delusions of adequacy ” Walter Kerr
    2. “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”- Winston Churchill
    3. “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. – Clarence Darrow
    4. “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”-William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
    5. “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
    6. “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas
    7. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain
    8. “He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde
    9. “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” -George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
    10. “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response
    11. “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here” – Stephen Bishop
    12. “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright
    13. “I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” – Irvin S. Cobb
    14. “He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” – Samuel Johnson
    15. “He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. – Paul Keating
    16. “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” – Forrest Tucker
    17. “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” – Mark Twain
    18. “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West
    19. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
    20. “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
    21. “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder
    22. “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I’m afraid this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx
    23. The exchange between Winston Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
    24. “He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” – Abraham Lincoln
    25. “There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” — Jack E. Leonard
    26. “They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.” — Thomas Brackett Reed
    27. “He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.” — James Reston (about Richard Nixon) —

  34. Octopus says:


    Stewart was never funny, but suddenly the Idiot Left has noticed he’s “not even trying to be funny.” He’s a boring old white male, in fact.

  35. rightymouse says:

    Poor babies. 😦

  36. rightymouse says:

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  38. rightymouse says:

    Guess we’d better start stocking up?

  39. rightymouse says:

  40. Octopus says:

    I would like ISTE’s take on this article.

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

    • ISTE says:

      Totally accurate. Doner Kebab is a fine example of British cuisine.

      Have not been able to find an authentic one in 25 years in the USA and it is not something that can be created at home.

      I think it is something to do with pesky health and hygiene laws here….

  41. rightymouse says:

    UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯 😯

  42. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  43. rightymouse says:

  44. rightymouse says:

    I love this account. It’s hilarious!! 😆

  45. dezzez says:

    Cant be a coincidence, Chuck hurled on a gay guy.

  46. Bunk X says:

    Hey Righty. Pete Metzger taught this guy how to play drums and now he’s an award-winning blues guitarist.

  47. rightymouse says:

    Trump has a rally in Ohio right now. It’s on Newsmax. 🙂

  48. ISTE says:

    Starting a fight here.

    What is ” British food ” and why is it so bad, so disgusting and is laughed at by the rest of the world.

    • rightymouse says:

      No clue. I like most British food except anything boiled to death.

    • rightymouse says:

      I love Marmite. 🙂 My husband can’t stand the smell. Fine with me! It’s all mine!

      • ISTE says:

        Marmite is a yeast extract. Bovril is the same kind of spread but it is beef.

        They both make AWESOME drinks.

        • ISTE says:

          Bovril is the trademarked name of a thick and salty meat extract paste similar to a yeast extract, developed in the 1870s by John Lawson Johnston. It is sold in a distinctive bulbous jar, and as cubes and granules. Bovril is owned and distributed by Unilever UK. Its appearance is similar to Marmite and Vegemite.

          Bovril can be made into a drink (“beef tea”) by diluting with hot water or, less commonly, with milk.[1] It can be used as a flavouring for soups, broth, stews or porridge, or as a spread, especially on toast in a similar fashion to Marmite and Vegemite.

  49. rightymouse says:

    Orrin Hatch of Utah just died.

    • ISTE says:

      Age 88. He FAILED to obey the basic rule of life.

      Work hard, play hard, party hard, die young and be a good looking corpse.

      Born in 1934 so obviously he was not a child of the 60’s

  50. Octopus says:

    A maggot just gagged, mid-bite feasting on a four-day-old dead cat. 🤮

  51. Octopus says:

    The lying Lord Tubbagoo is trying to suggest that he rode his bike up the hill and took this photo. We know he stopped riding around 2006-7, during his mental breakdown. Post a current photo of yourself, Fatass! 😆

  52. Octopus says:


    Who wants to drop some acid and visit this place? 🤔😵‍💫😲

  53. rightymouse says:

    LOL! 😆

  54. rightymouse says:

  55. Octopus says:

    This is the purest example of libturd-projection you will ever see. 😂

  56. Octopus says:

    Not exactly the dual big-ass monitors and new Mac you used to brag about, as the Command Center. Tough times for libturd grifters. 😂

  57. rightymouse says:

    I thought Fatso was an expert in computers and all things associated with them. Guess not. Lol!

  58. Octopus says:

    Funny rant on the sudden death of CNN+, after only 21 days of hemorrhaging millions. 😂