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Posted: April 12, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, duck, goose, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, Twitter 119 Comments
The Diary of Daedalus 
“beaks can be ferocious weapons trust me”
Sounds like Fatso has had BJ’s (beak jobs).
Some fun for Tuesday morning. š
Thatās amazing! š
I loved both videos. š
Perfect Fatass hypocrite for Fatso. š
She had to sit in the back on takeoff to keep the plane’s nose up.
Very unsafe situation! š±
At least she wasn’t in the cockpit.
Imagine being on that flight and not being able to roll down the window.
This isā¦wrong. Iām wrong, for posting it. Iām sorry.
There’s a video of her fat ass boarding the flight here. šÆ
https://foxmetronews.com/news/climate-crusader-lizzo-poses-while-boarding-another-private-jet/
Wow!!
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2022/04/12/breaking-new-york-lt-governor-arrested-n1589024
Charles is retweeting Anonymous (@YourAnonNews)
You?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
He wishes. š
Chuck is a grown-out.
Crap. Comedian Gilbert Gottfried just died. He was my age. š¦
Crap! I loved that guy.
Me too! š¦
Gus has surfaced!
Thanks for helping, Bunk! š
Had to do it.
He “liked” the tweet axing about him.
Thank you š!
Yayyyy! He’s ok! What happened?
Dunno. He’ll probably talk sooner or later.
No idea.
Sounds like it was pretty serious. The Coen brothers movie, “The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs,” is an anthology of four stories set in the Old West, that is basically a contemplation of death. Stuff dripping out of his stomach? No food or water? WTF?
Sounds like he had a colostomy and wasn’t allowed to eat or drink anything until surgery healed up. Whatever it was happened suddenly.
Thatās serious stuff. Get well soon, Gus! And stay off the rotgut!
Sounds like pancreatitis. And, an NG tube to help the pancreas rest and heal.
{{{{{{CALO!!}}}}}} š
Fatass has gas.
A scary story with a happy ending! š
Excellent!! š
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She hasnāt commented on the trial debacle, to my knowledge. What can she say, after she convicted the men immediately with public statements?
Adorable!! š
How about we just call you batshit crazy???
She needs a stupidectomy.
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So stunning and brave! š
Yep! š
Still my favorite Karma .gif.
Poor guy. š¦
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All of these are hilarious!
Yep! Masks haven’t helped. Let’s extend the mask mandate. Idiots.
Ugh…… š
And you’re broke with way too much time on your hands. š
Also, you’re an effing idiot.
Libturds are freaking out all over the place, with Musk threatening to allow conservative, sane people to tweet. Itās wonderful to see, even though I think the illegitimate junta running the country will find a way to stymie his bid.
Meanwhile, the scaredyshits suspended another sane voice yesterday – stand by for the permanent banning.
https://thefederalist.com/2022/04/14/twitter-punishes-libs-of-tik-tok-for-daring-to-expose-radical-leftism/
Tucker had Libs-of-Tik-Tok on last night. I hope Twitter unlocks the account.
Account is back!! š
4:38am and went to the bathroom to pee. As usual also the two kittens followed me.
Usual routine is I pee in the toilet, one cat jumps into the bathtub and urinates and one jumps up and pisses in the sink. Sometimes the one in the sink misses and pisses on my tube of toothpaste, but that is a man thing. Aim is slightly off.
So for a change I went into the bathroom and pissed into the bathtub.
Much cat confusion then happened.
LOL
GROSS!!!!!!
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Men who live without wimmensk. Anything goes! š
You can tell that the cat’s trying to decide if he should piss in the tub, on the toothpaste, or in his shoe.
Sad. š¦
Thatās pure insanity. Do you laugh or cry? Or both?
Both.
Talk about taking one for the team! š±š„²
He still lives!! š
Fatass loves Twitter. Who does he think he’s kidding? He must be in to S&M. š
He would have absolutely NO life whatsoever, without Twitter. šš¢
Maybe he could resurrect LGF. Lol.
Too close to Easter for my choice of words?
Yucky!
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The Leftās butthurt is real, and itās spectacular! š
The Twits are REALLY worried about Musk taking over. šššš
https://fxn.ws/3EkRqVb?fbclid=IwAR2dXJDkD0R51dw-hzFz1YhbMSMTlU9QNVtnDT4LdVURbFcRB_vnQoFhjLw
Due to my early morning breach of protocol and the disruption of safe spaces and territorial boundaries my pillows are now damp.
No matter how clever you think you are you can not outsmart a cat.
They won that battle….
Moral of the story, never get into a pissing contest with two identical male cats.
Friday night is cooking night!
This week’s surprising recommendation is Campbells Condensed French Onion Soup.
To be served with fluffy French bread liberally slathered with real butter.
Most canned soups taste like shit. The French Onion one is authentic.
My secret recipe for Campbellās soup of all kinds that come in a can, is to refrain from adding the can of water prescribed. Just heat and eat, by yourself. If you have real heavy cream, a half-can of that added to the clam chowder or mushroom soup is very beneficial, but not required.
Over time, this is true. Your brain gets fuzzy, memory is damaged, wit is impaired, and you become a cranky bastard when youāre not high.
Tried it in my teens. Didn’t do anything for me. Thank Gaia.
Making Easter Eggs.
Rabbits are horny as hell! š
OMG. She really said that!! šÆ
So glad my son went to private schools. His siblings were older and went to public schools, but that was before this type of crazy person was allowed to teach.
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ā¦I think I tore a stomach muscle, on that one. Picture the bloated, ponytailed creep pounding away on the guitar, desperately seeking approval.
Desperately seeking approval by creating inane dick memes.
Fatso is so weird!! š
Heād need a custom guitar strap to reach around the pannus farm. š
Kinda like a seatbelt extender.
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/04/15/this-glenn-greenwalds-thread-dragging-media-for-showing-how-desperately-they-crave-censorship-for-others-is-straight-freakin-fire/
Glenn Greenwald keeps coming down on the right side of things. Chonky hardest hit. š
Cat’s are not assholes when hypnotized.
Cats are also curious beasts.
Happy Easter!!!
It’s very dusty in my office right now.
The stupid is strong with Warren. š
LMAO!!! š
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A Happy and Blessed Easter to DoD mockers and theirs.
Have a great day!!! š
More insanity from the Leftist groomers.
*Grooming your kids.