Charles broke his little dinger.

Charles fux up stuff so he can brag about fixing it, John.


231 Comments on “Charles broke his little dinger.”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s brain needs rest? Didn’t know he had one. 🙄

  2. rightymouse says:

    Speaking of brainless idiots…

  3. rightymouse says:

  4. rightymouse says:

    I’m bored…

  5. rightymouse says:

    Look in the mirror, Fatass. Trump lives on in your head. 😆

  6. rightymouse says:

    We’re headed out to my MIL’s house soon. Taking her to lunch. 🙂
    Treasure the ones you love.

  7. Apollodorus V says:

    Wow! The Diary of Daedalus lives! It’s been a few years since I passed this way. When last I checked it had recently died its second death. Somehow I was able to pull the password for this account ouf of my a**. (Though no such luck for my Opilio persona.)

    So what got me thinking about DoD after all these years? I pretty much went into social media hibernation cold turkey after Trump won the nomination in 2016, and only recently emerged from my bunker. As I was sniffing my old Twitter account I noticed scammer Lee Stranahan followed me. I clicked to see his profile and was met with a Twitter Verified blue checkmark and the lead sentence: I stand with Russia. WT everlovin’ F.

    And that made me think of DoD and all youse guys. So I thought I’d say hey. Gratified to see my Custom View Counter GIF up there. I don’t think I have what it takes to even peek at LGF anymore. Life is simply too short.

    — Apollodorus
    a.k.a BRC Engineer #5
    a k a Opilio

    • Bunk X says:

      HOW DO OP!! MISS Y’ALL!
      The BRC days were a lot of fun for me, and the work you and the other engineers did was impeccable. Not a single person has ever questioned the stats even though we flashed the Fat Signal several times.

      And Stranahan went off the deep end long time ago… actually he went back to where he was before he met Breitbart.

      Can’t help you with your password, only log-in email ID.

  8. Octopus says:

    This.

  9. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  10. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  11. rightymouse says:

    Dumb as a rock.

  12. rightymouse says:

    I love this guy!!! Preach it, Lt. Governor!!!

  13. rightymouse says:

    This is crazy. Barr talks out of both sides of his mouth.

  14. Octopus says:

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdHRYV2J/

    Crypto-currency explained. 😂

  15. ISTE says:

    Princess Natasha Katinski just came in making that certain noise that wakes up the kittens and they come running.

    She deposited the “gift” on the bed. It escaped.

    I was fearing yet another bat. If it was I would call 911.

    Panic over, there are several cats and a small mouse currently zooming around in the apartment.

    Do mice carry rabies?

    • ISTE says:

      When she brings a lizard in I run around faster than the cats and try to catch it, then put it back outside.

      Mice, they are too fast for this old man.

      • Bunk X says:

        Made a big mistake by using Decon to kill a mouse. We knew we got it because we could smell it. Eventually I found its dessicated carcas in the evap pan under the fridge.

        • rightymouse says:

          Yep. Poison can cause problems like this. We never used the stuff because of cats, dogs & kids in the house. But d-Con mouse traps are great!!

    • ISTE says:

      The upside is the cats lost the mouse, and they went stealth. Very quiet and still and listening.

      Finally I may get a good night’s sleep! No 4am elephants in the hallway, no jumping on squishy parts, no singing.

      • Octopus says:

        My last dog, Murphy, a 140 lb. Chesapeake Bay Retriever, was the best mouser I ever saw. We didn’t get a lot of mice, but when we did, he took care of it. My favorite time was when he launched himself off the couch and put his foot down on the mouse, about five feet away. Dead mouse. He checked the body for vital signs, and then sat next to it, looking at us for approval, big smile on his face. Good boy!

  16. Octopus says:

    Some of her identities are male. What to do? Addadicktomy surgery!

  17. Octopus says:

    Yer fat! 😁

    • rightymouse says:

      And broke!!!
      Begging bowl:

      $13,599 raised of $20,000 goal

      Last donations:

      Anonymous
      $25
      19 d

      Sherry Proctor
      $100
      19 d

  18. rightymouse says:

  19. rightymouse says:

    Trump had a rally in Michigan this past weekend.
    This is awesome!!!

    • Octopus says:

      A friend of mine attended that – he said it was one of the greatest things he’s ever witnessed. 😄

      • rightymouse says:

        Trump is the only POTUS who can bring thousands of voters to see him. Incredible!!

  20. rightymouse says:

  21. rightymouse says:

    Sorry, Bunk. Couldn’t resist.

  22. rightymouse says:

    Trucker son is in town. We’re headed out to cause problems soon. 😆

  23. rightymouse says:

    Biden. Lost. Sad.

  24. rightymouse says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆

  25. rightymouse says:

  26. Octopus says:

    This is interesting…
    —————
    April 06, 2022

    Revealed: NEW DOCUMENTARY Shows How an Obama-Tied Dark Money Group Used Zuckerberg’s Cash to Swing Election

    What if the 2020 election was “rigged” in plain sight and through entirely legal means using $400 million dollars from Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan through the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative (CZI)? The bombshell upcoming documentary Rigged from Citizens United Productions explains how this Big Tech power couple contributed hundreds of millions of dollars to a pair of non-profit organizations through CZI. The non-profits, in turn, spent the money on a Democrat-focused get-out-the-vote effort all under the guise of pandemic “election safety.”

    Rigged starts by recounting Big Tech’s role in the last two elections, starting with 2016, when Donald Trump—harnessing the power of social media—shocked the world by flipping the states of Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania to pull off an upset victory against Hillary Clinton. By the time of Trump’s inauguration, Mark Zuckerberg had come under tremendous fire from the Democrat elite over Facebook’s perceived failure to censor content seen as favorable to the Trump campaign. But four years later, lo and behold, the coronavirus pandemic would give Zuckerberg a clear shot at redemption.

    The documentary Rigged tells this story. Through their philanthropic organization the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative (CZI), which lists Barack Obama’s former campaign manager David Plouffe (who authored the book A Citizen’s Guide to Beating Donald Trump) as a key strategist, Zuckerberg and his wife donated $69.5 million to the Center for Election Innovation and Research (CEIR) and a whopping $328 million to the Center for Tech and Civic Life (CTCL), a non-profit headed by Obama Foundation fellow Tiana Epps-Johnson, who prior to creating CTCL in 2015, worked for an organization described by the Washington Post as “the Democratic party’s Hogwarts for digital wizardry.”

    As former Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Michael Gabelman says in the documentary, the CTCL essentially became a vehicle for Zuckerberg and Chan to fund get-out-the-vote efforts in mostly Democrat-populated districts in key swing states like Wisconsin.

    In 2019, CTCL received a mere $2.8 million in contributions before the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative’s $328 million cash infusion in the lead-up to the 2020 election. Though these massive funds were labeled as “grants” for “safe administrations of public elections during the COVID-19 pandemic,” the documentary demonstrates that these donations were used to encourage and facilitate mail-in voting disproportionally in Democrat-run areas as well as to fund the proliferation of ballot drop boxes and a host of other things designed to boost Joe Biden’s vote totals in key swing states.

    “They’re sending the money to big urban centers, they’re dramatically-increasing the ballot boxes that are there, and they’re conditioning the money on those polling locations, those government entities, throwing open the flood gates, to potential voter fraud,” Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) says in Rigged. “This was the greatest billionaire assault on election integrity we’ve ever seen.”

    “The Zuckerbucks folks were paying governments with grants with conditions that they go do get-out-the-vote activities in the Democrat areas. In the Republican areas, they just gave them the money, and they said, ‘Hey, we’re helping them conduct the election,’” Ken Cuccinelli, the national chairman for the Election Transparency Initiative, explains in Rigged.

    Hosted by Citizens United president David Bossie and featuring interviews from prominent conservative leaders, including Ted Cruz, Newt Gingrich, and President Trump himself, the documentary Rigged offers a warning cry for what’s surely to come if Republicans do not find a way to stop left-wing billionaires like Mark Zuckerberg from using their spending power to influence elections for years to come.

    “He should totally be held accountable, and he should never be allowed to do it again,” Trump tells Bossie in the documentary. “It was a rigged election. People have to find out what happened, and they have to hold people accountable.”

  27. Octopus says:

    This is true. 😂

  28. rightymouse says:

    • Bunk X says:

      Kissin up to Soledad’s earpiece.
      Too bad about Boehlert’s wife, whose kids, dogs, biking and running and basketball, and friends adored her.

      • Octopus says:

        Sad. You just try to get a little biking exercise in, and some crazed right-wing nutball pops up from a culvert and tosses a stick in your spokes. Wait…that story sounds oddly familiar…

  29. rightymouse says:

    Correct. Boehlert was killed. Not his wife.

    • Bunk X says:

      I just lost karma points for bein’ stoopd.

      • Octopus says:

        Whatever. Somebody stupid and dishonest died. Legions leapt to take his place.

        Not every tragic death is the worst thing that ever happened to humanity.

  30. Octopus says:

    I don’t see where this has happened, yet. Chonky is incensed that the Bee might be mocking libturds again soon, with the news that Musk’s investment in Twitter was spurred by the Bee’s insane banning. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Mad Magazine, the National Lampoon and Weekly World News.
      All right wing propaganda peddlers.

      • Octopus says:

        All part of the Grand Nazi Propaganda Putsch. Chonky needs help. Why isn’t he in the day room, being monitored by Nurse Ratched? Can we please have a simple portrait of him in that bucolic setting?

        • Bunk X says:

          I’ll give fartbreath credit for hiding his face from the internest (except for the mask covering the Chin family). There’s nothing recent. We can only imagine…

          • Octopus says:

            I know, he’s been hiding better than Bin Laden did, for ten years. Part of his secret is that he can’t fit out the door of the bunker. Another part is that he’s so freaking hideous now, it would break any camera that tried to capture his Cthulhu/Medusa mythos. 😱

  31. Octopus says:

    The funniest thing about this little dork’s act was when it emerged that the whole thing was written by and produced by her ecohysterical father. 😆

    Some day she’ll write a memoir about this.

  32. rightymouse says:

    Obama Pho!!!

  33. rightymouse says:

  34. rightymouse says:

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

  35. rightymouse says:

    Look in the mirror, you racist (Clarence Thomas hater) homophobe (Glenn Greenwald hater) & nasty misogynist (Sarah Palin hater).

  36. rightymouse says:

    Am a bit worried about Gussy. He hasn’t tweeted anything since yesterday.

    • Octopus says:

      I hope he’s okay. Old age coupled with severe sedentary/substance-abusing lifestyle can kill you quick, or slow. Go for a walk! A brisk one, everyday. At the very fucking least.

  37. rightymouse says:

    Pelosi tests positive for Covid. 😯

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pelosi-tests-positive-covid-19

    • Bunk X says:

      Which coronational virus this time?

      • Octopus says:

        The one that makes your eyes bug out even further than usual, and makes your neck tendons stick out like you have a cattle-prod stuck up your bum. Omacolon.

  38. rightymouse says:

    Gimme attention, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Octopus says:

      Sorry for pushing all your buttons, girlfriend. I was looking for the “mute.”

  39. rightymouse says:

    Aaaaaaaaack!!! 😯

  40. rightymouse says:

    Fire this witch and the idiot who hired her.

  41. rightymouse says:

  42. rightymouse says:

    Get this man out!!!! Yikes!!

    • Octopus says:

      It’s almost like (exactly like) they’re throwing him out there in ever-increasingly risky, off-the-leash situations, so he can really make the ironclad case for his own removal from office on grounds of mental infirmity. They’re going to get this done, I believe. There are serious problems, not the smallest of which is the VP being just as clueless as the addled old fraud – WATCH OUT FOR HILLARY, KAMALA! 😱

  43. Octopus says:

    Negligible energy contribution, taxpayer-squeezing, eagle-chopping boondoggle gets dinged. But guess who’s really paying the fines? Check your mirror.

    https://www.npr.org/2022/04/06/1091250692/esi-energy-bald-eagles?utm_term=nprnews&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&fbclid=IwAR1hM4gyDhtPu0k60Kih5fYf0nkWsLiXw1_N6W0yTkLmRGK3JnvhM1OwZjE

  44. rightymouse says:

    Holy crap!!! 😯

  45. rightymouse says:

    Gorebull warmening crap.

  46. rightymouse says:

    You’re the pathetic one, Fatso.

  47. rightymouse says:

    Good news!

  48. rightymouse says:

    AMEN!!!

  49. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Whatever drugs Meathead is taking, they need to be recalibrated. He’s hallucinating worse than Hunter Thompson did, on his first night in Las Vegas. When the fear and loathing struck hard.

  50. rightymouse says:

    This is a great tip!!! 😆

  51. rightymouse says:

    This is just awful!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯 : shock:

    • Octopus says:

      On the other hand, Chonky might find some relief from his heaving bosom. Just use some of the excess funds from the begging bowls, Titticaca. Oh, wait… 😂😢

  52. rightymouse says:

    Trump has a rally tonight

  53. rightymouse says:

    Octo! Is this true? 😯

  54. rightymouse says:

    Cats:

  55. rightymouse says:

    Have a great day!!!

  56. rightymouse says:

    Excellent news!!

  57. rightymouse says:

    This is just awful!! And the commie pukes are killing the domestic dogs and cats. Not going to post that tweet. Has pics. Made me sick. 😦

  58. rightymouse says:

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  59. rightymouse says:

    Sidebar!! 😆

  60. Octopus says:

    Titania predicted everything. 😂

  61. Octopus says:

    Gus is incommunicado for the fifth straight day. Something is wrong.

  62. Octopus says:

    From Ace today:

    Greg Gutfeld Now Solidly in First Place in Late Night Ratings

    Move Over Stephen Colbert, Is Greg Gutfeld Officially The New King of Late Night TV? [Mediate – 3/25/2022]

    The answer appears to be “Yes.”

    Gutfeld! pulled in its largest audience yet on March 15, bringing in some 2.37 million viewers.
    By contrast Colbert was at 2.16 million, and the two Jimmys were at only about half of Gutfeld’s ratings.

    Gutfeld also topped his broadcast competitors in the key 25-54 age demographic, bringing in 446,00 demo viewers to Colbert’s 406,000.
    If executives at media companies cared about profits and ratings, they’d be tripping over themselves to lure Gutfeld away. Or to find another Gutfeld.

    But the reality at ABCNNBCBS is that it would be career suicide for an executive to hire/promote/develop a highly successful show that had a non-leftist as host. So instead, they trot out all the interchangeable Jimmys spouting interchangeable left-wing insults for perfunctory audience clapter. The resulting last-pace ratings don’t hurt anyone’s career.

  63. Bunk X says:

    Been kinda busy, new thread coming up eventually.

    Meanwhile there’s been a Beed sighting. He’s a guitar player, sound mixed by his brother. It’s a tribute to Julia, his SIL who succumbed to cancer last year.
    https://urort.p3.no/track/basement-flood/julie-4

  64. Abu says:

    You wonderful people have me worried about Gus802. I also hope he be fine.

    For a mocking blog the decency around her makes me feel better about tomorrow.

  65. ISTE says:

    Please do not disturb me. I am binge watching anything Piper Perabo is in.

    Trying to decide if I should pay money to Daily Wire so I can see Gina Carano in her latest movie which also has my bestist non female actor Nick Searcy in it.

  66. Octopus says:

    First time I saw Piper, was in this movie. 😘