Possibly the coolest thing Charles Johnson saw today.

He seems kind of obsessed…


132 Comments on “Possibly the coolest thing Charles Johnson saw today.”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Looks like a floating penis. 😯

  2. rightymouse says:

    Holy COW!! Can you imagine fake rib-eye???? Aaaackkkk! 😯

    • Octopus says:

      Gates will never do this, though. He has miles of prime ranch land, and he gets the choicest cuts helicoptered to him fresh from the abattoir. Along with the young female masseuses.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is incredibly stupid.

  4. Octopus says:

    Can you see the zebras?

    (Zoom in)

  5. Octopus says:

    It’s not an all-you-can-eat buffet, Fatass. You wouldn’t like it.

  6. Octopus says:

    That’s because you’re a very dim bulb, Fatass. Incapable of learning. Critical Race Theory is the most widespread and divisive issue of our time, and you embrace it publicly, even though you heedlessly ruined a black man’s tour by stealing the band’s VW. Can’t undo the past. And you didn’t apologize to Duke until he was dead, which is meaningless.

    • rightymouse says:

      I fear for my grand-children. 😦

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      I’m loathe to agree with The Blob. Having worked 6 years at Matsushita plant in Franklin Park, IL in the ‘80s, assembling televisions, I reflexively think cathode ray tube.

      Now I hate myself.😡

      • Octopus says:

        It’s okay, Abu. I think of old computer monitors, myself. I got roped into helping to install the mainframe computer system in my office, back in the early ‘80’s. 😄

  7. rightymouse says:

    I suggest you lay off spicy food.

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  9. rightymouse says:

    Sidebar???

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  12. rightymouse says:

    Ok – this is just creepy! 😯

  13. Octopus says:

    Chonky’s brain is REALLY weird. He thinks people care about his cheating Wordle score. Websites providing the daily answer for this nonsense, catering to cheaters, record hundreds of thousands of hits per day. You KNOW Chonky is one of them, if you know anything about his total lack of integrity. 😂😂😂

  14. rightymouse says:

    I want masks GONE on airlines too! Domestic & International.

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  16. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  17. rightymouse says:

    Yep. 😆

  18. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  19. rightymouse says:

    Biden is lost. Get him out!!

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  21. rightymouse says:

    More liberal hypocrisy…the comments made about Candace are disgusting. But her twitter account is safe. Blech.

  22. rightymouse says:

    Biden is a disaster. 😦

  23. rightymouse says:

    Howard Stern needs to up his meds. 😆

  24. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. FBI/ Feds. Sure. 😆

  25. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Very interesting. Thanks for the link. Nothing surprises me any longer. We are close to losing it.

    A republic, ma’am, if you can keep it.

  26. ISTE says:

    Well the Neosporin arrived, thank you Amazon Prime. However delivery is free for orders over $35 and the Neosporin was $4.19 s now I also have chicken thighs, cat treats, a pizza, dish soap, cole slaw, tomatoes and a half gallon of milk that I did not really need.

    What I really needed was a nurse.

    I cleaned the wounds by scrubbing them with antibacterial dish soap I already had. Then 91% Isopropyl Alcohol that I had because I do electronical things as a hobby.

    So wounds cleaned, Neosporin liberally applied then bandaged up with a bandage I got by walking to the Indian owned grocery store this morning.

    Right hand inured, I am right handed and I managed to accomplish all this using my left hand only.

    So why did I need a nurse you may ask?

    To mop my fevered brow and whisper words of encouragement in my ear as I recover from this traumatic injury of course.

    Then I looked up some statistics.

    https://www.usa.edu/blog/nursing-statistics/

    The median age of a registered nurse is 52 years old.
    9.4% of the RN workforce are men.

    The odds of a swift recovery are slim

    Knowing my luck if I called 1-800-SEND A NURSE a 90 year old man who needed help getting up the stairs would arrive.

    But I bet he has great stories to tell…..

    • ISTE says:

      So bandage is on. I will check it in a week or so.

      I ain’t stupid. Every day I will do a sniff test and if my arm smells like a dead mouse I know something is rotting and amputation is the only way to save my life.

      I have lots of beer ready and a Black and Decker jiggly saw on standby.

      • rightymouse says:

        My advice is to NOT bandage the scratched areas and to keep cleaning them with the alcohol and reapplying neosporin once a day until healed. Cat scratches are nasty!!!

        • rightymouse says:

          I say this from experience as a mom who raised 5 kids and had cats.

          • Octopus says:

            A fetching young female nurse is required, especially since it’s your good right hand. IYKWIMAIKTYD.


            “Time for your sponge bath, sir!”

  27. rightymouse says:

    I’m not going to get the booster!!! Yikes!

    • Octopus says:

      I’m donezo with the jabs, too. It doesn’t work on the new variants, as I can personally attest, and the OG Covid is pretty much gone – plus, I have immunity to that gangsta bug, having defeated it last year. I’m good!

      • rightymouse says:

        I’ve heard dreadful things about the booster. Like you, I should be ok with natural immunity.

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  29. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. But the rudder steers the ship? 😯 🙄

  30. rightymouse says:

    Bird racism. I kid you not. How can these idiots be taken seriously? 🙄

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/interactive/2021/bird-names-racism-audubon/

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  32. rightymouse says:

    OMG. This is insanity! My gay friends are not like this at all!!

    • rightymouse says:

      Videos like these advocating for indoctrination of children are still up on YouTube. Disgusting!! Yuck!

  33. Octopus says:

    “Keep my wife’s coochie out yo fuckin’ mouth.”

    …said Will “Sad Cuck” Smith, never.

  34. rightymouse says:

    Oh, JOY! 😯

  35. rightymouse says:

    I miss Rush. 😦

  36. rightymouse says:

    Why is she a teacher?? 😯

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  38. ISTE says:

    Current cat count I seem to be responsible for is now six.

    However all six CANNOT be in the same room at the same time or there are problems.

    Why me?

    And why, oh why do they ALL try to claim my bed as their own territory? Even the neutered males and the spayed female are pissing on my bed.

    WHILE I AM IN IT!!!!!!!

    This is getting stupid.

    • ISTE says:

      You saw the injury when the cat count accidentally got above the safe level in one area..

    • ISTE says:

      And, the cute lady cat just asked to come inside. She makes a distinctive noise and the kittens ( two years old… yeah but. ) and I let her in.

      She had a gift for us.

      A fucking bat!

      Not the first time.

      Bat was removed from cute girl cat face and flushed. Hope bat can swim.

      In the UK I would have rescued the bat and would have had another pet. Not in USA. Rabies.

      • Bunk X says:

        Takes talent to catch a fucking bat.

        • Bunk X says:

          I spotted a little one flying in circles under my mom’s oak tree. I started flipping popcorn shrimp in the air and it nailed every one of them until it was full and flew off to puke somewhere.