Póg Mo Thóin Charles!
Posted: March 17, 2022 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, St. Patrick's Day, The Sage of Culver City 194 Comments
The Diary of Daedalus 
Kiss my ass too, lardass! 😆
Corned beef & cabbage on the menu for tonight’s dinner. I slow-cook my corned beef in stout beer. 🙂
We had to cancel our traditional St. Paddy’s Day dinner, due to Covid. We’ll do the whole bit next weekend, I think.
Erin Go Bragh!
Am so sorry!! 😦
Ellie Mae! Leave that poor cow alone!
Oy!!! 😯
Moochathon!
Since 2015 when he started his GoFundMe beg-a-thon, the $$ has dribbled in.
$13,599 raised of $20,000 goal
Latest donations:
Anonymous
$25
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Sherry Proctor
$100
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This song is the best expression of Chonky’s plight since The Great Unraveling.
That was a great movie!! 😆
So good! 😆
When I first saw the movie at home, son was in the room & he was young at the time. When the unexpected sex scene came on I had to shut it down. Son was not happy with me & I told him he could watch it when he was 18.
That sex scene was shocking. I remember Maria saying something like, “No, this isn’t happening!” I was rofl. 😂
I was such a mean Mom!! 🙄
We were watching the uncensored version on the dvd – it contains some things they had to cut to get the R-rating for the theater release. Things like golden showers, and other showers of darker hue… 😂😂😂
October 25 2021 tweet is still relevant today. Charles is not.
OMG!!! 😯
The Luck of the Irish.
Noice! 👍🏻
Guy looks like my dad, and an older me.
Haunch. 😃
This is the kind of crap we’ve dealt with these past 2+ years that leave me disgusted in our media and politicians.
Fatty calling people liars…
Fatso accused everyone of being closeted, from Breitbart on down.
I remember when Chonky had Phat Yung Boi running around the bunker in a tiny gi that barely covered his prick, doing “chores around the home.” The night he escaped and ran screaming down the street, with Fatass in hot pursuit, except slowed by a couple hundred pounds of suet, was a sensation in Culver City. Last we heard, Phat was adopted by a kindly pederast down the street, who allowed the chubby little fellow to attend school and sleep in his own bed, instead of sharing a reeking futon.
“Deputies said Jackson also bragged about working as a lifeguard at the resort.
Three other Disney employees were arrested during the operation, including a 24-year-old Orlando man who worked at the Cosmic Restaurant. Deputies said the man worked at Disney for four years.
“This is huge,” Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said. “Four arrests of this magnitude is simply remarkable.”
Sheriff Judd also added 66-year-old Daniel Peters, of Illinois, to the list of arrests mentioned during a Wednesday morning press conference. Judd said Peters served as a judge in Cook County (4th Sub Circuit) and as a special assistant for legal affairs at the Cook County Sheriff’s Office in Illinois.
Deputies said Peters requested an attorney, to which Sheriff Judd replied, “Well judge, you need an attorney. You got problems.”
Peters was charged with soliciting a prostitute
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1504095789185908744/YFaqbubV?format=jpg&name=small
Greg Kelly lays out the whole Donkey farce/lies surrounding Hunter’s laptop.
Lies.
😆 😆
This guy is freakin’ AWESOME!!!!! Woo-hoo!
Ladies, don’t try this! 😆 😯
😆 😆
Biden rules! 😂
Where’s the IRA when you need them?
Ok. This is a day late. 😆
Let’s all get along!! 😆
Rediscovered this one yesterday.
OMG. Am crying! 🙂
https://nypost.com/2022/02/22/a-whiter-shade-of-pale-singer-gary-brooker-dead-at-76/
One of the favorite songs from my youth. 🙂
He was 10 years older than me. 😦
Wrong emoji. 😦 😦
Am going to go do something else now…
I think this may be what Musk meant by single combat.
They’re using Starlink to target Russian armor with these armed drones
Hope Octo & his daughter are recovering from Covid.
Step-son from California will be arriving today so am making a special dinner of boneless short-ribs done in a black truffle/red wine sauce with mushrooms in the slow cooker. 🙂
Getting there, ‘Mouse. I think I’ll force myself to work out later, after a nap. Weird combo of stress and fatigue I’m feeling.
I took a nap too. It’s raining. Stay healthy!
Octo,
I hope you and yours are on the mend. 🤒
Liberals are such assholes.
Good luck getting our pansy-assed GOP to do this.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdPRGswy/
This guy in Michigan is a total ass. 😂
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdPRmUpV/
What an ass! 😆
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Won’t worky if it’s from your mobile phonie. Gotta copy paste the image link from an onlne source.
Rats. Fail.
Don’t forget Biden’s lies.
Biden: “…his good friend Rudy Giolly.”
Cats:
Catapult…
Assholes…
Dogs:
Puppy….
They muted the screams of terror.
You don’t know puppies very well.
They love belly rubs & tickles.
I forgot about those guys. 😄
Girl.
Disturbed man.
Artisanal cheese is superior to regular cheese. Come at me, bro!
We’ll see. Putin can’t afford to lose, and he appears willing to go scorched-earth if necessary.
😆 😆
Monday morning amusement. 😆
😂😂😂
Fauxi came out of hiding. Still an asshole.
Why do Democrats get away with their BS??? 🙄
Wow.
Dumb as a rock….
She is without a clue. Scary!
https://amgreatness.com/2022/03/20/bidens-handlers-are-preparing-to-eject-him-and-kamala/
“Kamala Harris is more of a problem. She is at least as appallingly incompetent as her boss, and no less challenged rhetorically, as her alarming performance in Poland and Romania a week or two back demonstrated. But Harris will not be as easy to shift as was Agnew. I have heard nothing about actual bribery, and acting as the warm bun for Willie Brown’s bratwurst may be in dubious taste but is not actionable.”
Someone’s gonna have a talk with Ms. Harris, and if the monetary donation is declined, well.. accidents happen.
COVID’s final victim maybe.
What’ll be interesting to see who gets to be the ‘Gerald Ford” in this soap opera.
COVID-22
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2022/03/21/peter-schweizer-predicts-hunter-biden-to-be-indicted-says-his-laptop-reveals-president-is-compromised-1215529/
Will something actually happen, here? I’ll believe it when I see it. We’ve been teased too many times.
I ain’t gonna hold my breath.
No, me either. Not until 2024, if then.
Stormy Daniels ordered to cough up $$$ to Trump.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10638351/Porn-star-Stormy-Daniels-ordered-pay-Trump-300-000-legal-fees.html
This is pretty accurate, imho. 😄
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The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people’s love advice was hilarious and genius!
The query:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed: Desperate
The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)…
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck
Tech Support 🤣
Pure awesome.
AMEN!!
Amen, too. 🙏
It moved a bit, so I have a bit of stress. SO! Going to our favorite restaurant tonight with some friends and will have their fantastic rib-eye steak!!! 🙂
No movement. Phew!
Turn the image sideways and it still rolls.
Here’s one I made years ago. The image is static, only the colors shift.
When you turn the color shift off, it does this:
Stressful! 😮
Happy!
I am colour blind. Looks like an asshole infested with hemorrhoids that is throbbing with pain to me.
After a chicken Vindaloo the night before.
And twelve pints of beer…
So a friend tells me.
I pray for the day the Bidens get creamed legally. Fatso would cry.
Especially now that the leftist-rag NYT has endorsed the laptop story, right, Chonky? That’s a troubling bit of cognitive dissonance you’re going to have no way to process. Because your brain has no “on”-switch. 😄
Somebody ought to tweet the all-poor-pus chuck .gif with the oh wait https://twitter.com/Obamasflag/status/1506517741628375040
Worthy answer to the old saw, about what doesn’t kill you making you stronger.
😀
You go, Gus! 👏 👏
😆 😆
Gus is a hoot.
😂
Well-said, Gus!
Gus deserves a Blue Check Mark for stuff like that.
If that whole thread is true, and not more propaganda, it’s a serious shitshow for the Russians.
It’s hard to believe what’s really going on, but I’d take a military officer’s phone call over a journalist any day.
Yep. Dumb as a rock.
I didn’t know Dave Rubin is gay.
Typical liberal hypocrisy.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOfsTq_XIAUjq0w?format=jpg&name=medium
Morning!!!!!!
This has GOT to be a prank!! 😯
Pretty sure that’s acting, but it’s too close to reality to discount. How can you even satirize what’s going down with libs in this country? This is a good try, methinks. 😂
Tuhttps://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/megan-fox/2022/03/24/watch-epic-troll-makes-boring-board-meetings-great-again-in-denton-texas-n1583853rns out it was an epic troll act. 😆
Let’s try this again.
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/megan-fox/2022/03/24/watch-epic-troll-makes-boring-board-meetings-great-again-in-denton-texas-n1583853
That’s because you’re weird and can’t get along with people. Breitbart figured that out about you. You’re an anti-social asshole.
Chonky’s so ronery, so sadry arone. It’s kind of sirry, but not reary, ‘cuz it’s firring his body with rage.
Amusing pics for a cloudy/overcast day….
Spot-on! 😂
I apologize for the vulgarity. 😦
😆 😆
Dude hangs out at New York’s Washington Square Park Central Fountain. Or did.
Spring has sprung!!!
How is he going to get out of the can?? 😯
That’s not a can. That’s a jacuzzi.
Don’t ask where the bubbles come from.
That’s a jacuzzi? 😯
Where?
Hard to know what’s really going on in Ukraine except Putin/Russia have been held at bay.
Awwwwww!
How is your Covid ?? And Daughter’s??
All better now. We’ve all been negative since last Sunday. We had dinner together tonight. 😂
Excellent!
I bet you paid for dinner.
If I was in your situation I would have faked a positive test for months. Look how much money you could have saved!
I made dinner, actually. Spaghetti and meatballs. Bucatini noodles. Homemade sauce. Garlic bread. Caprese salad. It was a big hit. Oh, and She produced a strawberry cobbler for dessert. 😋
Something tells me things ain’t going so well with Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.
Uhoh!! 🙄 😯
If Ketanji Brown Jackson wanted to answer properly, all she had to say is that a woman has 2 X chromosomes except a male female with XY chromosomes.
Biden. Effing loser asshole. Get him OUT!!
Is this true?? Wow!!
I just got an urge to buy a big fat bent trans 4×12 and rip it into straight stiff table legs.
Am I priveliged?
Yes, you are incredibly privileged. You won the friggin’ cosmic lotto, being born into this golden land of opportunity and technological marvels. Craft beer? Fine wines? Every expression of liquor that has ever been dreamed up? Yup. You have easy access to every form of entertainment and art that has ever been produced, at your fingertips. You want to rip some wood, you go rip some wood.
Sláinte! 😃
http://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/LlFb7gqsQ1-1CZ5KdQI7-Q.zBviskSpzom8tBKExYug_b
Morning!!
OK – this is so spooky!! 😯
It’s a ghost! 😱
Weird & creepy!!! 😯
I can’t even.. 🙄
“Able to make mistakes”
Yeah. That’s going to be a big one in your future.
The Bidens are SO corrupt!! Ugh!
Yep!
It’s sneauxing. I want to cry 😢 .
Trump’s rally tonight is in Georgia. Newsmax is covering it and he’s scheduled at 7:00 pm.
He’s late.
On now! 🙂
Bad statues around the world! 😱😂
https://www.buzznicked.com/creepy-statues-around-the-world/
I’ll start us off with this Belgian masterpiece, entitled, “Chonky And His Sycophantic Honkies.”