Merry Christmas to All

164 Comments on “Merry Christmas to All”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Merry Kiss My Ass to Fatso.

  2. rightymouse says:

    For everyone else… 🙂

  3. Pakimon says:

    Merry Christmas to all the stalkers and stalkerettes!

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  8. Bunk X says:

    This may be a first.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Off to BIL’s in a few!! 🙂

  10. Octopus says:

    Hope everyone had a blessed and happy day! We had a blast, the past two days, with both kids staying over with their dogs and hubby. I’m exhausted!

    • Bunk X says:

      We were busy, my sister came over for dinner.
      Daughter didn’t show because she wanted a ‘vid test. BIL passed on the invite because he owes the missus a lot of clams. I did laundry.

      • rightymouse says:

        We had family in the morning for breakfast/presents, then went to BIL’s for dinner & prezzies. Great time! 🙂
        Up early because we have to go get our Covid tests this morning.

    • rightymouse says:

      Octo! I must have missed something! Did one of your daughters get married??

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, my older daughter married her Irish guy during the worst of the pandemic, in a civil ceremony. They’re planning on having a big celebration party this year sometime. She’s so busy with work and remodeling her house right now, she doesn’t even want to deal with the details.

        • rightymouse says:

          Congratulations!!! 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            Thanks! They’re a very happy couple. I’m kinda proud of her, the great career she’s built since coming back from NYC with Paddy in tow, having abandoned her Broadway dream. She’s amazing! And Paddy spent about 6 hours over the two days they were here celebrating Christmas, getting our computers fixed, rid of viruses and malware, all updated and running like new. The last project he did for us, a month ago, was installing a new wooden floor in our kitchen and beyond – saved us about $8000. Pretty good, eh?

            I’ll brag about my younger girl, too, since I’m gushing – she’s a clinical psychologist specializing in eating disorders, but not limited to that. She’s got so many clients she’s turning them away now, referring them to others. She gets $150/hr, which I find impressive. She even has a steady guy now, she hasn’t broken-up with in months. She’s had a rocky love-life, in her 28 years. This guy is a couple years younger than her, and not ready to marry yet, but he works hard and is very ambitious, from a family of entrepreneurs (and one jailbird, but hey, every family has “an example”).

          • Bunk X says:

            Just the thought of bulimia makes me wanna puke.

          • Octopus says:

            The girls with anorexia are incredibly tough to deal with, and often don’t make it. We have a young relative with the disease who’s been battling for her life for about a decade. She’ll be doing fine for awhile, and then slip back into it. She’s done damage to her heart, and entire system. I hate the idea of hearing that she’s succumbed, finally, but that’s all too likely.

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  13. Octopus says:

    It’s because you’re insane.

  14. Octopus says:

    Remember me telling you this kid had something going for her, beyond her obvious beauty and musical skilz? Well, I stumbled onto this just now:

    She’s worth $1.7B, which is $500M more than Sir Paul McCartney. The world is a very strange place. 😄

  15. rightymouse says:

    So! My PCR test came back negative & hubby’s came back as “Positive for exposure to Covid” (whatever that means). Isn’t supposed to be Negative or Positive without commentary? We’re trying to find a place he can get retested today for another Rapid PCR.

    • rightymouse says:

      Hubby’s 2nd PCR test came back negative. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Nice to hear! Lots of people around these parts got the Kung Flu, including a few I know who are getting it for years second time. Or after being vaccinated. It’s a nasty little whore of a bug. Thanks, China/NIH!

      • poteen2 says:

        That’s great Mouse.
        Tells you something about the validity of ‘vid testing though.

      • rightymouse says:

        This was done at the airport. They have a great service for travellers. Being Sunday, our choices were toast so he went back and tested again. Came back negative. Thank Gaia.

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  17. dezzez says:

    That’s some word salad fatty.

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  19. dezzez says:

    Tell us you’re too stupid to get it without saying you dont get it.

    • poteen2 says:

      Puerile and childish mean the same thing. So vocabulary challenged Busty Johnson goes on twitter to call right wingers cowards for saying Let’s go Brandon instead of Fuck Joe Biden.
      A puerile response on a childish platform aimed at people who aren’t there because they have been censored for saying what he’s challenging them to say.
      Such a fearless leader is he.!!! From his mommy’s house.
      I’m glad I don’t twit.

    • Bunk X says:

      That “puerile childish catchphrase” was coined by Kelli Stavast/NBC. She’s still employed there. Meanwhile the man who uttered the 31,455,872th edition of “Let’s Go Brandon” is getting death threats.

      • Octopus says:

        I happened to catch part of the Kansas City football game yesterday, and the broadcast crew didn’t even try to obscure or hide the “FJB” chants, or mention the constant tomahawk chopping. Seems the heartland doesn’t give a figgy pudding about the media’s 99% leftist-unhingement.

  20. ISTE says:

    This Merry Christmas thread is too boring, too cheerful.

    Can we have another one about the New Year and how it means we are all one year closer to death?

    Just a thought…..

    • ISTE says:

      In all the pictures of that Old Year guy he looks like the Grim Reaper.

    • Octopus says:

      How do you know for sure we all aren’t already dead, and this is Hell? Or Heaven? Or Limbo? Or Purgatory?

      • ISTE says:

        Bunk has the archives. Every time this place forgets to renew the domain name up pops Bunk, gets a new one and off we go again!

        A cross between Ground Hog day and Purgatory this place is. ( LOL that sounded like Yoda! or something in Latin. Verby things come last in a sentence )

        • ISTE says:

          While we are discussing Latin, which I studied in a previous life.

          In Latin there are three genders. Any object is one of them and one only.

          Masculine, Feminine or Neutral.

          Looks like even 2000 years ago they got this transexual shit sorted.

  21. poteen2 says:

    I hate that Old Year Guy AND that New Year Kid.
    Every time those bastards show up my knees hurt more and I lose sight of my tallywhacker again!

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  24. dezzez says:

    No, you don’t like to be fair, you got dragged hard by your liberal buddies

    • Octopus says:

      The internet is completely flooded with reviews of this bullshit-rant of a movie right now – just try to find something from the non-sky-is-falling side. Every prediction of doom from the Warmening cabal has blown away like smoke from a snuffed candle, but there’s so much money to be made terrorizing the libturd rubes and their innocent kids, it’s like trying to stem the tide during a hurricane.

  25. rightymouse says:

    We’re flying to Thailand tomorrow. Please pray none of the flights get canceled. Will check in when I can. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Hope you have a great, safe trip! I’m curious to hear how things are going over there.

    • ISTE says:

      REAL FOOD!!!!!!

      • ISTE says:

        To add to that comment. Much of the pleasure in travelling is the food. Yes you can get Thai food in the USA but it is usually adapted to American tastes.

        I have worked in Italy quite a lot. Authentic Italian food is great. Outside major cities that is.

        After a couple of weeks in Milan once I felt like a change. So went to a Chinese place.

        First item on menu. Ravioli.


  26. Octopus says:

    Do you believe her story?

    • Bunk X says:

      I believe she believes it. Hospice workers can have patients that they’ve worked with for months, sometimes years, and they get attached to them.
      They have to cope with death somehow.

  27. poteen2 says:

    With the Irish in you, you may appreciate this.
    I had a nurse assistant second job for a few years in my early forties. I’ve had to watch a lot of people die. There were a few weird things. Some funny, some heartbreaking but no voices from beyond… Until my father died. He was failing, we were in the final stages. He was unconscious.I left my brother and mother and went home at midnight. Went to sleep. Woke up to someone screaming outside. Grabbed a softball bat and headed for the door. No one there, totally quiet.
    Walked back in to a ringing phone. It was my brother telling me Pappy Poteen had passed a few minutes ago.

    • Octopus says:

      I’ve heard lots of stories over the years, about people having visions and other forms of notification when someone close to them dies. Sometimes it’s just a strong feeling, and sometimes it’s a vivid dream, or a waking hallucination. I haven’t experienced it personally, though I have often had dreams featuring visits from all kinds of dead relatives. My Dad and my father-in-law have visited the most.

      I have no solid ideas about the afterlife, if there is one, but I know we’re all connected in ways humans don’t begin to understand.

  28. Bunk X says:

    I kept my composure until Dad’s caretakers cried.

  29. Bunk X says:

    h/t dezez

  30. Octopus says:

    Musk is the greatest con-man of our time. I believe history will back me on this.

  31. rightymouse says:

    Am in Chicago waiting for our flight to Tokyo. Miss you guys already. 🙂

  32. Octopus says:

    Another attempt at humor brings no joy to Chonkville…

  33. dezzez says:

    How many days is fatty go pout about getting caught subtweeting like a coward.

  34. rightymouse says:

    We made it to Tokyo! 14 hour flight from Chicago. Thank Gaia we upgraded our seats. 🙂

  35. rightymouse says:

    Harry Reid has died. Ask me if I care.

  36. Bunk X says:

    Longtime blogger friend Jonco Stl died. Funny guy.

  37. Octopus says:

    It’s a bit long, but this man’s bittersweet farewell to San Franshitshow is a must-read.

  38. rightymouse says:

    We’re in Bangkok! Yayyyy!!

  39. Octopus says:

    This is GREAT!!!! 😃

    Now, if only she’ll roll over on some of the scummy bastards who availed themselves of Epstein’s services, such as Slick Willie, Dershowitz, and other Democrats. Some people are sweating, tonight. 😓

    • poteen2 says:

      Unlikely. They got her for procuring the girls. She will appeal and stay very quiet about who she procured them for. She will die in prison inside of 5 years anyway. The girls will take the money ( and it will be substantial) and keep their mouths shut. After Prince Andrew all of the “naming” stopped. I think the deals are already made.

      • poteen2 says:

        Manhattan Federal Court. The crimes took place in a lot of other jurisdictions too.

        • Bunk X says:

          The List is out there… somewhere… waiting…

          • poteen2 says:

            Buried in a deep, dark hole…With Epstein.

          • Bunk X says:

            I dunno, bro. That’s a lot of extortion money on the table with a lot of players, and someone’s going to trip up.

          • poteen2 says:

            The American political version of “plata o plomo.”
            Maxwell and Epstein continued the business of her father Robert Maxwell. A colorful fellow.
            His main biz was political extortion. Get dirt on world figures by using their vices against them.
            J & G inherited a thriving operation when Robert Maxwell “fell off his boat and drowned.”
            Epstein didn’t make near enough in the market to afford his lifestyle.

  40. Octopus says:

    Miss you, Steve Irwin! Need you.

  41. dezzez says:

    “No true Scotsman”

  42. Octopus says:

    Try to do some play-by-play like this on your own significant other. Watch out for flying shoes. 😆

  43. Octopus says:

    Valerie is in a very bad place. I hope she doesn’t hurt herself.

  44. dezzez says:

    “My house may burn down”
    Fatso; Who cares, it almost happened to me once and that’s more important!

  45. rightymouse says:

    Guess who tested positive for Covid on arrival to Thailand? Guess who is now in a hospital in effing quarantine?

  46. rightymouse says:

    Happy Effing New Year!

  47. Octopus says:

    RIP, Betty White. A great American passes, just weeks from her 100th birthday. 😢

  48. dezzez says:

    Begging starts in 3..2..1..

  49. Octopus says:

    My Wolverines got their asses kicked by Georgia tonight, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t on the upswing, overall. We need a couple of strong recruiting classes, which are in the works. Big fat kids, with bad attitudes, who can run. 😄

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      I saw a Georgia game earlier this year and was amazed at the defensive team speed. Plus their pass rush is relentless. Same team showed up yesterday.

      As a Bears fan I have a soft spot for coach Harbaugh. Hope he gets the players he needs.

      And the Blackhawks start in 2 hours. First game in 13 days.🏒🥅

  50. Octopus says:

    Dry January-early February begins now, for the third year running. No drinky until February 13, when I turn 63. WTF! 😱😂🎉
    Happy New Year, ya filthy animals!