ALEXA’s Little Green Update
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I decided it’s time to check the Graph of Declination again, and was a bit surprised at the improvement. Turns out it’s not an improvement at all, as he’s at about the same spot he was in January of last year… and the year before that. Since that screencap is from last week, here’s an update:
BTW, Jim Hoft’s Gateway Pundit is down also. He’s only ranked 799, but that’s an unfair comparison. The Geller Report isn’t – Pam’s at 80,255. 😀
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The Diary of Daedalus 
Fatso lost his mind & mojo years ago when he got greedy and thought he could cash in when Obama became prez. It’s been downhill ever since.
His begging bowl still sucks even though he donates to himself when he gets a few $$.
$13,194 raised of $20,000 goal
Last donations:
Anonymous
$365
11 d
Anonymous
$7
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Anonymous
$100
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I would bet $1000 that every anonymous donation is trackable on Chonky’s personal financial record, with offsetting credits and debits adding up to zero. The $365 item is especially amusing – gut one, Fatass! 😂
Reposting from previous post.
Patrick! 😂
I used to love watching Spongebob Squarepants with my young kids. I think I got more of the jokes than they did…I mean, I’m sure I did. Great show!
You recognize this weirdo??? 😯
Hell yeah! That’s Patrick Star!
I must have missed all this. 😆
The kids and I got a lot of laffs from the show, over 20 years ago now. I haven’t watched it since about that time, but I do recall a lot of very entertaining episodes. Like when Spongebob and Patrick were raising a baby together. The “Set it to Wumbo”-one. The “Land critters is better than sea critters”- one. So many! 😂
We didn’t have cable (I think) until youngest was around 8 or 9. So that would have been when we bought our home & got the satellite DIRECTV dish in 2003.
The fact you didn’t have cable TV until 2003 explains why you have so many kids.
That’s perfect!
“I don’t know which is a bigger giveaway the face diapers or the… knee pads.” 😀
This is so heartwarming! Lions win their first game of the year, and the QB’s girlfriend shows great support and genuine happiness. There is no other reason I feel compelled to post this one. 😍
She sure is jiggly! 😆
Just the right amount of jiggle, imho. But that’s neither here nor there. This is about genuine human emotion, triumph over adversity, perseverance in the face of tragedy, etc.
Sure. 😆
And bewbs. I cannot tell a lie. 😄
The Lions covered the spread. In more ways than one.:)
Nice eyes and a pretty smile….
Sorry she shaves her legs, ISTE. You can’t have everything. 😄
No cobwebs either.
Media is as corrupt as the Cuomos.
https://thefederalist.com/2021/12/06/corporate-medias-systemic-corruption-is-far-worse-than-chris-cuomos-coverup-for-his-brother/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=corporate-medias-systemic-corruption-is-far-worse-than-chris-cuomos-coverup-for-his-brother&utm_term=2021-12-06
This guy nails it!! Pay attention Fatso!!
Wow! 👏
The bright-blue-haired gender-freaks won’t appreciate this message, will they? 😂
Poor Chunky, wallowing in jealousy, dont worry porky, I’m sure posting that next music video will pull your pathetic blog out of the muck.
Fatso is a homophobe.
And Fatso is a loser.
You couldn’t make a hockey stick out of Chonky’s flatline if you were a beaver in Saskatoon. 🦫
Wow!
Leaders need to stop these dreadful mandates NOW!! Let people make their own choices!
It’s always about their sexuality. Gawd.
What a misguided perv. He’s trying to attract a high school boy, of course. Bet he’ll be in jail within three years, tops. Or bottom.
Yep. 😦
Here’s more of the perv. Good grief!! 😯
Here’s another weirdo on parade.
Robert Kennedy Jr. – Wow!
As I’ve mentioned before, I was a nanny for a brief time for Ethel Kennedy in the late 70’s & was at Hickory Hill. I don’t remember meeting Robert. Joe was the one who was living in Massachusetts at the time & came home to VA on the weekends. Joe smoked pot & told me how much he hated his mother.
Anyway!
Robert has got to be pissing off his liberal family right now. Not sure I have enough popcorn. 😆
A conservative Kennedy is a real poop in the Compound punch bowl. 😂
He’s been very outspoken on several issues and has even dared to be on Fox.
COVID. It’s the flu with variants. I remember when I got my first and only flu shot years ago & got the flu shortly after that. Was told that the shot didn’t protect from all variants/strains of the flu. So here we are with the weakening WUHAN Omicron flu.
YIKES! 😯
Pepe! 😂
Still one of the greatest trolling-memes of all-time.
Cats….
Will be at Cleveland Clinic this morning for some routine tests that I’ve ignored during COVID.
Am back. 🙂
You survived! 😀
Yep! 😆
And nobody fussed that my mask didn’t cover my nose. 🙂
Mine never does, either. 😄
I can’t even. Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
That was horrendous! 😂
The great James Delingpole also weighed in on this show:
I must save my last bit for an apology to all those I misled into watching Midnight Mass, I having in turn been misled by Ricky Gervais into thinking it was a beguiling exploration of what happens to a remote, small-town community transformed by the power of Christian miracles.
In episode three — multiple spoiler alert — it becomes vampire horror. Now I happen to be especially fond of vampire horror (Salem’s Lot; Let’s Scare Jessica to Death; From Dusk Till Dawn; 30 Days of Night; etc.) but not when given the bizarre twist imposed on it by leaden, over-earnest series creator Mike Flanagan.
Turns out that on a trip to Jerusalem the charismatic priest I mentioned in my original review has encountered in a desert cave a winged creature with leathery skin, glowing eyes and hideous fangs which pounces on his neck to suck out his blood. Against all evidence, the priest has mistaken it for an angel and brought it back in a large box to his island community in order to… no I shan’t explain because it’s just too depressing.
As the Fawn said to me as we watched in disbelief: ‘He’s a priest! Surely if he’s going to be good at anything it’s going to be spotting the difference between an angel and a vampire devil?’
The final scene was so nauseatingly mawkish I had to hide behind the sofa screaming to be put out of my misery. This is the problem when obviously non–Christian writers try to do Christianity. They just don’t get it.
WRITTEN BY
James Delingpole
I was just wondering here the other day, where the Idiot Left was going to go next since they had used up every possible Hitler/Nazi epithet on Trump. I speculated they would have to use Satan Himself, on the next prominent Republican. Well, guess what? Crazy Ugly Bette has jumped the gun. 😂
https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2021/12/bette-midler-trump-devil-should-be-arrested-robert-spencer/
Hunter’s son, Beau, should be arrested for giving Biden a cold!!!!!
Something about this reminded me of Fatass trying to tell a joke, or trying to win a battle of wits with a bag of hammers, or other insensate tools.
😆 Poor kid. 😆
Kids gotta learn! 😂
One of these kids learned the other.
Yes! 😂
I had such high hopes for Crenshaw. 😦
This poster came with the Queen album, back in the day. I think I still have it. People are selling them on EBay. I think I’ll hang onto it, as a reminder of a simpler, better time. 😄
Pearl Harbor Day was yesterday, but am going to post this in remembrance.
Trump is right. We’ve lost too many on foreign soil. No more.
Am going to go do wifey things now. Finish decorating the tree & get the presents organized under it. Then watch Perry Mason at 4:00. 🙂
Showed up for a dental appointment at 2pm yesterday and was out ten minutes later.
My appointment is for 2pm today.
What’s for dinner?
I hope those cobwebs ain’t in your apartment! 😯
First you piss and moan about flies in my apartment. Then you piss and moan about my natural, non chemical solution for getting rid of flies.
Spiders are my friends..
Alrighty then! 😆
Now all you need are a couple of dedicated house centipedes to keep the spiders in check, and you’ll have a nice, neat ecosystem in place. 😄
Peppermint oil..
How to Prevent Cobwebs
Make sure your windows and screens are properly sealed.
**Use peppermint oil — spiders and many other pests hate peppermint oil. …***
Maintain a routine dusting and cleaning regimen — clutter is a haven for spiders and their cobwebs. …
Remove all cobwebs as soon as you see them.
Susan is as great of a guitar player as she is a singer.
When you have some time, listen to this – one of the best Austin City Limits shows of all time.
Do you hear that, Chonky? That’s soul. This chick has more in her little toe than you have in your whole ginormous blobfish body. 😂🤘
It appears one of Chuckles favorite pastimes is to troll YouTube and downding videos.
Bahahaha
You just know Mr. Asstroturf was downdinging like a meth lab rat.
He’s such an asswipe!
My favorite cat blog😼 https://youtu.be/uHKfrz65KSU
Yo Koko! Where’ve you been?
KOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
Look what Oliver did!
Ollie eats two, and sometimes three lunches per day. 😂
And he tweets with his mouth full. But this time he was right.
Poor Dennis Rodman! 😢
What a nice lady.
She was confirmed by Kamala Harris’ tie breaking vote.
She’s playing The Race Game at the Master Level. Inside, she’s laughing her ass off at how easy it is.
What a horrible woman!! 😯
Simple polite request, but she had to go ballistic.
She could have said, “Sorry, but I’m not taking questions right now. Here’s my number, call Marie to schedule a time and we’ll talk tomorrow you skinny ass white racist bitch.”
If this is true, I pray the next Pope won’t be a friggin’ commie.
😆 😆
Gut one, Greg! 😂
Bubbles learned the cost of a strong bitcoin rig, way out of his price range, so of course it can only mean one thing, bitcoin is white supremacy.
CCJ is infamous?
In Chonky’s mind, yes. Ginger Chuck is a diabolical mastermind, trying to assume Fatass Chonky’s identity and fame. 😂
Bubbles the Hippo?
Fitting
Chuck gives Biden, an old senile white dude a pass when he says something stupid, it’s “misspoke”, but A black man, not a chance.
We’re exactly one omicron away from there. A very tiny unit of Greek measurement.
That is SO Orwellian! Gah!!!!!!!! 😯
MORNING!!!
That kid has no idea. 😱😂
This is a metaphor for Life. You’re better off not knowing.
Animals are interesting creatures. 😆
They’re extremely interesting, but lots of them are dangerous when they get worked up. Chimps, for example…known to rip off people’s faces and genitals. 😱
I like domesticated chimps in diapers.
Until they grow up…
My food bills & cost of Xmas prezzies for the family right now are out of control.
Meanwhile, the Palace Guard Media has been fully mobilized to spread the lie that Biden’s disastrous shitshow is actually the “Greatest Economy Of All Time!” It’s beyond Orwellian. 😱😂
I’ve told hubby that he has to chip in twice as much for Xmas gifts this year. Have shown him the Amazon charges. And that’s even with me cutting back on my usual overboard Xmas prezzies for our grandkids.
😆 😆
Juicy got that one right! 😂
He must have looked in the mirror. 😆
This is hilarious!! 😆
LMAO!!! 😆 😆
Sharpton. Egg on face. 😆
😂😂😂😂
The Idiot Left/Professional Race-Baiters are still trying to spin this shameful story, but it’s just too…I don’t know…juicy? 😆
Yep.
As expected. Gotta protect the libturd royalty!
Sidebar AGAIN! 😆
Ignore the armed robber in the hoodie. Take no notice of the man with the cute little puppy.
The thing to watch is the excellent all natural chemical free method this store is using to control flies.
The cobweb makes its appearance in the left bottom corner of the screen and does a near perfect fly catching swoop up to the ceiling.
😀
😆
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😆
According to Cajsa Lilliehook everything is racist.
Straight outta Portland, with ties to Daily Kos.
Claims Bernie Sanders taught Trump how to lie about election results.
Uh-oh. She pretends she looks like this.
Plastic.
Imagine what this beast really looks and smells like. 😂
Another tweet she felt duty-bound to retweet:
They love humanity, these folks! 😂
They live among us… 😯
Let us know when you want to come over, Gussy!
How did that happen for you, Gus? For me, it was a couple months after 9/11, when I watched the shitlibs express their hatred of America openly and self-righteously. I was appalled. I had already explored the massive-boondoggle of Teh Global Warmening, and knew it was complete bullshit. The whole grim tapestry of libturd-think was unraveling, and the 9/11 dynamic grabbed that last, most important thread, and yanked it loose.
Octo…Their behavior after 9/11 was the last straw for me too. Hard to believe it was 20 years ago. Yikes!
We were right all along. I was hoping our fears were exaggerated, but no. They were muted and subverted by the MSM.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/490566/
Not only is the a-hole a perverted creep, he’s an ugly SOB too. Blech.
And that’s a good pic of him.
Imagine the nightmares of the poor girls who were subjected to this monster’s submissiveness training. It’s a shame we can’t dust off one of the Olde Medieval Tortures for guys like him. They say the Native American women were especially gifted at keeping a man alive for a long time, while they did unspeakable things to him.
Not all cats are assholes.
Don’t tie it to the pup’s tail or he’ll go Galt on your ass.
That cat is about to run that guy into a tree. You can tell he’s very excited to find the right one.
This is REALLY creepy!! Make sure you stare at the cross in the center. YIKES!!! 😯
That’s how Hollywood celebs look to me all the time. Creepy as hell.
Very cool. Never seen that illusion before.
Me too!!
Here’s another one.
Fatso is SO thin-skinned. 😆
Fat finger to the block button
Am so close again…
Can I do it?
YES!!
CHRIS WALLACE IS LEAVING FOX NEWS!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
https://www.foxnews.com/media/chris-wallace-departure-fox-news-channel
The other asshole I’d like to see leave Fox is Neil Cavuto.
He’s going to CNN. 😆
Of course he is. 😂
Wallace is a real, belly-crawling shitlib.
His career will tank just like Megyn Kelly, Jonah Goldberg, Shepard Smith, Greta Van Susteren and others….
2018
Too funny! 😆
When hubby conducts Sleigh Ride, he picks a kid from the audience to do the ‘whip’. The audience loves their expressions of of joy in participating.
I think every H.S. brass choir has played Sleigh Ride, and it’s not an easy one. I played trumpet, got to do the horse whinny.
I wonder if Pete Metzgar ever saw that one before he went away. He’d have loved it.
I sent him the link of the video & he said the same thing – that it’s not easy. He was impressed by the HS brass players.
You said hubby picks a kid out of the audience for the whip cracks. It’d be a hoot if he picked a young one just old enough to follow directions but unfamiliar with the tune. Tell the kid to crack the slap stick the moment he points at him (there will be a delay) and the band STOPS until they hear the crack, then pick up right where they left off.
Play the horn video, and watch Righty’s shimmycat GIF just above it. Kitty keeps time well.
😆 😆
Bunk..That’s exactly what he does. 🙂
This was in response to Bunk above. I hate cell phones sometimes. 😦
😀
Computer guru doesn’t know jack shit about computers.
And as usual Charles does not tell all the story. Is he using a 32 bit or 64 bit version of Windows 10?
A 32 bit version and 4GB of memory is a nice fit. The processor can access all of the memory without any monkeying about. Now I would imagine utilizing 8GB on a 32 bit Windows machine would involve some overhead mapping and managing that extended memory. Unless you have a program that NEEDS 8GB of data or code resident in memory going over 4GB is a waste of time.
That said, if you need many programs running at the same time then obvious more memory is better. But if you need lots of Windows stuff running simultaneously on a virtual machine then buy a PC!
Just a casual thought…
Also, a “Virtual Machine ” is not a real machine. You can allocate as much fake ” Memory ” to a virtual machine as you want. But it is not ” Real ” memory. It is mostly on disk. Allocate more virtual memory to a virtual machine and disk access increases.
I love it when Chonky tries to play the Biggest Computer Nerd In The Room, and he reveals what a dim-bulb he is. 😂
I LOVE mountain-climbing movies, and I watched two new epics this weekend: “14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible,” and, “The Alpinist.” I would give the former 98%, and the latter 100%, if I had my own Rotten Tomatoes scoring system, which I do.
Some people are dreamers, which is all well and good. Some other people, who are very, very few, make their wildest dreams a reality. And they’re willing to pay the ultimate price to do so.
https://www.redbull.com/us-en/the-alpinist-marc-andre-leclerc-movie
MAJOR SPOILER ALERT!!
I didn’t know this, when I watched “The Alpinist.”
What if an adventurer has vertigo?? 😯
Then they fall off the mountain and die. Part of the fun! 😀
I prefer to be by my fireplace reading a good book. 🙂
It’s Monday!! 🙂
What does wombat bbq taste like?
Oh. My. Gawd. 😯
That’s beyond surreal. 😂
I can’t even. 🙄 What a dumbass.
😆
I really like the cut of his jib. 😆
I do too.. 🙂
Yep.
Whatever flips your bunnies, toots. 🙄
Done got memory holed. 😀
LMAO! Inman is hilarious!!!
😀
Oh no, how will they go on after being blocked by the morbid moron?
“The suicidal moron mountains bitch, come on.”
I think Snork posted that classic quip.
LGB.