ALEXA’s Little Green Update

I decided it’s time to check the Graph of Declination again, and was a bit surprised at the improvement. Turns out it’s not an improvement at all, as he’s at about the same spot he was in January of last year… and the year before that. Since that screencap is from last week, here’s an update:

BTW, Jim Hoft’s Gateway Pundit is down also. He’s only ranked 799, but that’s an unfair comparison. The Geller Report isn’t – Pam’s at 80,255. 😀

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221 Comments on “ALEXA’s Little Green Update”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Fatso lost his mind & mojo years ago when he got greedy and thought he could cash in when Obama became prez. It’s been downhill ever since.

    • rightymouse says:

      His begging bowl still sucks even though he donates to himself when he gets a few $$.

      $13,194 raised of $20,000 goal
      Last donations:
      Anonymous
      $365
      11 d

      Anonymous
      $7
      18 d

      Anonymous
      $100
      23 d

      • Octopus says:

        I would bet $1000 that every anonymous donation is trackable on Chonky’s personal financial record, with offsetting credits and debits adding up to zero. The $365 item is especially amusing – gut one, Fatass! 😂

    • Octopus says:

      Patrick! 😂

      I used to love watching Spongebob Squarepants with my young kids. I think I got more of the jokes than they did…I mean, I’m sure I did. Great show!

      • rightymouse says:

        You recognize this weirdo??? 😯

        • Octopus says:

          Hell yeah! That’s Patrick Star!

          • rightymouse says:

            I must have missed all this. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            The kids and I got a lot of laffs from the show, over 20 years ago now. I haven’t watched it since about that time, but I do recall a lot of very entertaining episodes. Like when Spongebob and Patrick were raising a baby together. The “Set it to Wumbo”-one. The “Land critters is better than sea critters”- one. So many! 😂

          • rightymouse says:

            We didn’t have cable (I think) until youngest was around 8 or 9. So that would have been when we bought our home & got the satellite DIRECTV dish in 2003.

          • ISTE says:

            The fact you didn’t have cable TV until 2003 explains why you have so many kids.

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  6. Octopus says:

    This is so heartwarming! Lions win their first game of the year, and the QB’s girlfriend shows great support and genuine happiness. There is no other reason I feel compelled to post this one. 😍

  7. rightymouse says:

    This guy nails it!! Pay attention Fatso!!

    • Octopus says:

      Wow! 👏

      The bright-blue-haired gender-freaks won’t appreciate this message, will they? 😂

  8. dezzez says:

    Poor Chunky, wallowing in jealousy, dont worry porky, I’m sure posting that next music video will pull your pathetic blog out of the muck.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Wow!

  10. rightymouse says:

    Leaders need to stop these dreadful mandates NOW!! Let people make their own choices!

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  12. rightymouse says:

    It’s always about their sexuality. Gawd.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Here’s another weirdo on parade.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Robert Kennedy Jr. – Wow!

    • rightymouse says:

      As I’ve mentioned before, I was a nanny for a brief time for Ethel Kennedy in the late 70’s & was at Hickory Hill. I don’t remember meeting Robert. Joe was the one who was living in Massachusetts at the time & came home to VA on the weekends. Joe smoked pot & told me how much he hated his mother.
      Anyway!
      Robert has got to be pissing off his liberal family right now. Not sure I have enough popcorn. 😆

  15. rightymouse says:

    • rightymouse says:

      COVID. It’s the flu with variants. I remember when I got my first and only flu shot years ago & got the flu shortly after that. Was told that the shot didn’t protect from all variants/strains of the flu. So here we are with the weakening WUHAN Omicron flu.

  16. rightymouse says:

    YIKES! 😯

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  18. rightymouse says:

    Cats….

  19. rightymouse says:

    Will be at Cleveland Clinic this morning for some routine tests that I’ve ignored during COVID.

  20. rightymouse says:

    I can’t even. Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

    • Octopus says:

      That was horrendous! 😂

      • Octopus says:

        The great James Delingpole also weighed in on this show:

        I must save my last bit for an apology to all those I misled into watching Midnight Mass, I having in turn been misled by Ricky Gervais into thinking it was a beguiling exploration of what happens to a remote, small-town community transformed by the power of Christian miracles.

        In episode three — multiple spoiler alert — it becomes vampire horror. Now I happen to be especially fond of vampire horror (Salem’s Lot; Let’s Scare Jessica to Death; From Dusk Till Dawn; 30 Days of Night; etc.) but not when given the bizarre twist imposed on it by leaden, over-earnest series creator Mike Flanagan.

        Turns out that on a trip to Jerusalem the charismatic priest I mentioned in my original review has encountered in a desert cave a winged creature with leathery skin, glowing eyes and hideous fangs which pounces on his neck to suck out his blood. Against all evidence, the priest has mistaken it for an angel and brought it back in a large box to his island community in order to… no I shan’t explain because it’s just too depressing.

        As the Fawn said to me as we watched in disbelief: ‘He’s a priest! Surely if he’s going to be good at anything it’s going to be spotting the difference between an angel and a vampire devil?’

        The final scene was so nauseatingly mawkish I had to hide behind the sofa screaming to be put out of my misery. This is the problem when obviously non–Christian writers try to do Christianity. They just don’t get it.

        WRITTEN BY
        James Delingpole

  21. Octopus says:

    I was just wondering here the other day, where the Idiot Left was going to go next since they had used up every possible Hitler/Nazi epithet on Trump. I speculated they would have to use Satan Himself, on the next prominent Republican. Well, guess what? Crazy Ugly Bette has jumped the gun. 😂

    https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2021/12/bette-midler-trump-devil-should-be-arrested-robert-spencer/

  22. Octopus says:

    Something about this reminded me of Fatass trying to tell a joke, or trying to win a battle of wits with a bag of hammers, or other insensate tools.

  23. rightymouse says:

    I had such high hopes for Crenshaw. 😦

  24. Octopus says:

    This poster came with the Queen album, back in the day. I think I still have it. People are selling them on EBay. I think I’ll hang onto it, as a reminder of a simpler, better time. 😄

  25. rightymouse says:

    Pearl Harbor Day was yesterday, but am going to post this in remembrance.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Am going to go do wifey things now. Finish decorating the tree & get the presents organized under it. Then watch Perry Mason at 4:00. 🙂

  27. Bunk X says:

    Showed up for a dental appointment at 2pm yesterday and was out ten minutes later.
    My appointment is for 2pm today.

  28. ISTE says:

    • rightymouse says:

      I hope those cobwebs ain’t in your apartment! 😯

      • ISTE says:

        First you piss and moan about flies in my apartment. Then you piss and moan about my natural, non chemical solution for getting rid of flies.

        Spiders are my friends..

        • rightymouse says:

          Alrighty then! 😆

          • Octopus says:

            Now all you need are a couple of dedicated house centipedes to keep the spiders in check, and you’ll have a nice, neat ecosystem in place. 😄

          • rightymouse says:

            Peppermint oil..

            How to Prevent Cobwebs
            Make sure your windows and screens are properly sealed.
            **Use peppermint oil — spiders and many other pests hate peppermint oil. …***
            Maintain a routine dusting and cleaning regimen — clutter is a haven for spiders and their cobwebs. …
            Remove all cobwebs as soon as you see them.

  29. Octopus says:

    Susan is as great of a guitar player as she is a singer.

    When you have some time, listen to this – one of the best Austin City Limits shows of all time.

    Do you hear that, Chonky? That’s soul. This chick has more in her little toe than you have in your whole ginormous blobfish body. 😂🤘

  30. dezzez says:

    It appears one of Chuckles favorite pastimes is to troll YouTube and downding videos.

  31. Bunk X says:

    Look what Oliver did!

  32. Bunk X says:

    What a nice lady.

  33. rightymouse says:

    If this is true, I pray the next Pope won’t be a friggin’ commie.

  34. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  35. dezzez says:

    Bubbles learned the cost of a strong bitcoin rig, way out of his price range, so of course it can only mean one thing, bitcoin is white supremacy.

  36. dezzez says:

    Chuck gives Biden, an old senile white dude a pass when he says something stupid, it’s “misspoke”, but A black man, not a chance.

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  38. rightymouse says:

    MORNING!!!

  39. rightymouse says:

    My food bills & cost of Xmas prezzies for the family right now are out of control.

    • rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        Meanwhile, the Palace Guard Media has been fully mobilized to spread the lie that Biden’s disastrous shitshow is actually the “Greatest Economy Of All Time!” It’s beyond Orwellian. 😱😂

        • rightymouse says:

          I’ve told hubby that he has to chip in twice as much for Xmas gifts this year. Have shown him the Amazon charges. And that’s even with me cutting back on my usual overboard Xmas prezzies for our grandkids.

  40. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  41. rightymouse says:

    This is hilarious!! 😆

  42. rightymouse says:

    Yep.

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    Sidebar AGAIN! 😆

  45. ISTE says:

    Ignore the armed robber in the hoodie. Take no notice of the man with the cute little puppy.

    The thing to watch is the excellent all natural chemical free method this store is using to control flies.

    The cobweb makes its appearance in the left bottom corner of the screen and does a near perfect fly catching swoop up to the ceiling.

  46. rightymouse says:

    😆

  47. rightymouse says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😆

  48. rightymouse says:

    They live among us… 😯

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  50. rightymouse says:

    Let us know when you want to come over, Gussy!

    • Octopus says:

      How did that happen for you, Gus? For me, it was a couple months after 9/11, when I watched the shitlibs express their hatred of America openly and self-righteously. I was appalled. I had already explored the massive-boondoggle of Teh Global Warmening, and knew it was complete bullshit. The whole grim tapestry of libturd-think was unraveling, and the 9/11 dynamic grabbed that last, most important thread, and yanked it loose.

      • rightymouse says:

        Octo…Their behavior after 9/11 was the last straw for me too. Hard to believe it was 20 years ago. Yikes!

  51. Octopus says:

    We were right all along. I was hoping our fears were exaggerated, but no. They were muted and subverted by the MSM.

    https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/490566/

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  53. rightymouse says:

    Not all cats are assholes.

  54. rightymouse says:

    This is REALLY creepy!! Make sure you stare at the cross in the center. YIKES!!! 😯

  55. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is SO thin-skinned. 😆

  56. rightymouse says:

    Am so close again…

  57. rightymouse says:

    CHRIS WALLACE IS LEAVING FOX NEWS!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
    https://www.foxnews.com/media/chris-wallace-departure-fox-news-channel

    The other asshole I’d like to see leave Fox is Neil Cavuto.

    • Bunk X says:

      2018

      ericakicksbrass
      Pinned by ericakicksbrass
      ericakicksbrass
      1 year ago (edited)
      Here’s the story!! this was a performance for our school’s annual holiday showcase. This wasn’t a serious concert obviously; this performance was meant to entertain. I had a week to write and put music together, put this group together, and then practice before the audition. I had asked Grant literally the day before the showcase to play the slapstick part (And btw he’s not even a percussionist LMAO fun fact: he plays the clarinet) I’ve seen many comments saying we sound bad… and I will say this once.. this was also our 5th time playing this IN A ROW.. ON THAT SAME DAY! So of course we were going to be tired, missing a few notes, being out of tune etc. and not to mention this piece is already difficult enough.. but that’s not the point of this video. This performance was meant to entertain the audience, hence the slapstick and the horse whinny (which is why I chose this piece in the first place) so thank you all for the love and positivity. We all thank you and we are glad you still enjoy watching our performance.

      Hi! Round 2 of going viral again LMAO for those wondering how we didn’t laugh..
      We were all good at hyper focusing on the music and not Grant and the audience’s reaction. Grant also told us not to laugh RIGHT before we went out for our performance. We had no idea he was gonna run around and jump in front of us, but it was really funny.

      • rightymouse says:

        Too funny! 😆
        When hubby conducts Sleigh Ride, he picks a kid from the audience to do the ‘whip’. The audience loves their expressions of of joy in participating.

        • Bunk X says:

          I think every H.S. brass choir has played Sleigh Ride, and it’s not an easy one. I played trumpet, got to do the horse whinny.

          • Bunk X says:

            I wonder if Pete Metzgar ever saw that one before he went away. He’d have loved it.

          • rightymouse says:

            I sent him the link of the video & he said the same thing – that it’s not easy. He was impressed by the HS brass players.

          • Bunk X says:

            You said hubby picks a kid out of the audience for the whip cracks. It’d be a hoot if he picked a young one just old enough to follow directions but unfamiliar with the tune. Tell the kid to crack the slap stick the moment he points at him (there will be a delay) and the band STOPS until they hear the crack, then pick up right where they left off.

    • poteen2 says:

      Play the horn video, and watch Righty’s shimmycat GIF just above it. Kitty keeps time well.

  58. rightymouse says:

    Bunk..That’s exactly what he does. 🙂

  59. dezzez says:

    Computer guru doesn’t know jack shit about computers.

    • ISTE says:

      And as usual Charles does not tell all the story. Is he using a 32 bit or 64 bit version of Windows 10?

      A 32 bit version and 4GB of memory is a nice fit. The processor can access all of the memory without any monkeying about. Now I would imagine utilizing 8GB on a 32 bit Windows machine would involve some overhead mapping and managing that extended memory. Unless you have a program that NEEDS 8GB of data or code resident in memory going over 4GB is a waste of time.

      That said, if you need many programs running at the same time then obvious more memory is better. But if you need lots of Windows stuff running simultaneously on a virtual machine then buy a PC!

      Just a casual thought…

    • ISTE says:

      Also, a “Virtual Machine ” is not a real machine. You can allocate as much fake ” Memory ” to a virtual machine as you want. But it is not ” Real ” memory. It is mostly on disk. Allocate more virtual memory to a virtual machine and disk access increases.

      • Octopus says:

        I love it when Chonky tries to play the Biggest Computer Nerd In The Room, and he reveals what a dim-bulb he is. 😂

  60. Octopus says:

    I LOVE mountain-climbing movies, and I watched two new epics this weekend: “14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible,” and, “The Alpinist.” I would give the former 98%, and the latter 100%, if I had my own Rotten Tomatoes scoring system, which I do.

    Some people are dreamers, which is all well and good. Some other people, who are very, very few, make their wildest dreams a reality. And they’re willing to pay the ultimate price to do so.

  61. rightymouse says:

    It’s Monday!! 🙂

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  63. rightymouse says:

    Oh. My. Gawd. 😯

  64. rightymouse says:

    I can’t even. 🙄 What a dumbass.

  65. rightymouse says:

    😆

  66. rightymouse says:

    Yep.

  67. rightymouse says:

    Whatever flips your bunnies, toots. 🙄

  68. rightymouse says:

    LMAO! Inman is hilarious!!!

  69. dezzez says:

    Oh no, how will they go on after being blocked by the morbid moron?