Happy Thanksgiving, LGF Style
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The Diary of Daedalus 
Happy Thanksgiving!!
Fatso’s such a loser. I hope he gets stuffed.
Welp. No more donations from me.
Happy thanksgiving stalkers.
Enjoy a day with friends and family.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Green bean casserole and corn casserole are done. Sausage stuffing done. Turkey gets stuffed and plonked in the oven around 10:30.
Turkey went in the oven at 11:00. Doggy had gone out to pee & decided to go into the woods out back and ate something out there that made her throw up when she came back inside. Had to clean it up first. 😦
She just puked again in the living room on the carpet. 😦
I hate when that happens! 🤮😆
She also puked all over her doggy bed in my office (lots of slime), then puked on the leather couch and when hubby took her out back to his office, she puked all over her doggy bed that’s out there. Hubby left her in his office until guests went home. She’s ok now.
Turkey in the oven since 10. I think we’ll be ready earlier than expected, which is all to the good. I want my Turkey-n-stuff! 😄
I’ve said “Happy Thanksgiving” a lot today, but I think I missed you guys. Thanks for laughing along at the Fatass, all these years. And thank you, too, Fatass…you’re the straw that stirs the 🍹. 😂😂😂😂
“Hello, Trader Joe’s? Um, this is Charles Johnson, and…”
😆
You know he has no clue. Probably ate a partially-defrosted Stouffers Turkey Surprise.
A turfucken.
He tried to do that, too. 😱
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone at DoD. Grateful for this oasis in a troubled world.
We had a quiet day, just daughter, wife, and me. They made a memorable dinner.
Hope all y’all had an equally nice day. 🦃🦃🦃🦃
Sorry Octo’s Lions we’re worse than my Bears. Every coach on both teams should get pink slips.
I was very happy the Lions snatched another defeat from the jaws of victory. 0-16-1 is my fondest wish for this season. There’s this Thibodeau kid coming up this draft, we simply must have. A “generational talent,” the scouts are gibberish.
*gibbering
I am just wondering what to cook for Thanksgiving supper.
Narrowing it down to tuna and mayo on toast or cheese on toast or scrambled eggs on toast.
I have a cucumber somewhere and tuna and cucumber sandwiches on fresh bread would be nice but alas, no fresh bread, hence the emphasis on toast.
Lurking in the fridge is an AWESOME shrimp curry. But I will have to wait until tomorrow night to eat that.
Why wait you may ask? Well tomorrow morning I have to go to work and I am avoiding the potential of wrecking the restroom there…
Also, at work there is no roll of asswipe in the freezer.
A tuna and cheese omelet with toast on the side sounds good!
Happy Thanksgiving!
You should get into baking your own bread. It’s easy and fun. 🍞
You got me thinking….
I used to work in a restaurant many years ago and their bread dough came frozen. It was about the size of a large bratwurst/small summer sausage. All they did was leave it out at room temperature for a while to thaw and then put it in a warm oven for more time.
It did its puffy out thingy then they put it into a hot oven to bake. It was awesome bread.
The thinking part is could I make a big batch of the bread mix and then freeze it into small single, lonely old man portions and bake as required.
OK, two types of baking yeast are on the way. ( active and instant whatever the hell that means ) also granulated sugar and some recipes say oil.
Well as I am a five star chef I have olive oil and peanut oil and coconut oil already. Just ordered some roasted walnut oil.
Slight problem is that Amazon Fresh minimum order without delivery fee is $35 so had to buy more things I didn’t need. LOL
Looks like I will be eating roast pork butt and drinking beer later tonight whilst trashing the kitchen making bread.
Delivery 9pm to 11pm tonight. On second thoughts bread making and roasting my butt may have to wait until tomorrow.
You won’t be sorry! I made a fresh loaf of crusty “artisan” bread yesterday, kind of long and not too puffy, only about three inches high in the middle. Makes incredible, crunchy toast, which I’m eating right now. So simple, a chonkified baby could make it, though you’d have supervise the oven part lest he/they/them burn the house down.
Happy Thanksgiving to all you Mockerstalkers.
We had a lovely Thanksgiving feast at our home with family. Thirteen of us. Trucker son showed up unexpectedly. He wanted to surprise me. 🙂
Doggy is ok now. Have no idea what she got in to outside on the property but it made her very sick.
My daughter’s mini-dachshund ate a big dry maple leaf last week – puked it up along with his whole dinner. So cute! 😆
Yuck! Hubby thinks she got into a rotting carcass of some animal.
Ew. 🤢
Dogs have stronger stomach acid than humans, and can handle more yucky stuff, but there’s a limit.
Eff Biden.
He’s actually in the nuthouse, AFAIC.
Sea Otters have pockets. I did not know that.
Didn’t know that either!
http://twitter.com/green_footballs/status/1462959099595960322?s=12
You deesgusting fat fock, you! 😂
Another slab of apple brown betty from Trader Joes’s. Serves 6 but feeds 1.
Had a great day with friends and family.
Great home cooked food and deserts.
Fatty had Twitter, past it’s expiration date pie and a dumpster dive pot luck
Glad you had a great day! 🙂
Fatso stuffed his face with frozen pie.
He bought a whole pie, and ate the whole thing by himself. And started on a second.
It’s sneauxing. 😦
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1464241398425669634
Gotta spread that variant panic, to keep the people scared and submissive! 😱😱😱😱
That was a Chonky retweet, btw. Helps to “justify” his never leaving the bunker to work, exercise or beg on the street.
Omar is a dreadful human being. Blech. And Twitter sucks.
Never mind. It’s apparently an old (2 years ? story).
Twitter still sucks.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10244469/How-check-cat-psychopath-Tormenting-prey-meowing-loudly-signs.html
Heroin/Fentanyl zombies in Philadelphia yesterday. 😦
In fairness, some of them are dead. Morte. ☠️
The sad thing is that so many of them are very young. Am very grateful that none of our kids are dopers. It’s likely that some of them experimented early on, but they’ve all turned out to be decent, sober, hard-working people.
I’m very grateful for the same thing, ‘Mouse. There are 2-3 young druggies in the extended-family, nieces and nephews, and it’s a very sad thing to see. Hopefully, they’ll pull out of it before they totally ruin their lives.
I remember this one manager at Wang Labs in Los Angeles who told me (in a snotty voice) that I would NEVER be accepted by the beautiful people in LA if I stuck my nose up at drugs. Cocaine was big at the time. My response was “What are we? In High School?”. He took offense, but wound up committing suicide years later.
Trouble with cocaine is you run out of it.
It didn’t do much for me – too expensive, and all it did was keep me awake so I could drink more beer. On the other hand, I appreciated the rock that some friends in Houston gave me as a going-away present. Made the long solo drive a bit safer.
I’m grateful that the coke-blizzard blew through my circle when I was relatively poor and concentrating on school and work. I still wasted some money and had a few sleepless nights full of mindless chatter. Haven’t touched the stuff since my wedding night in ‘84. I was gifted several grams by my scoundrel friends, that evening.
One guy I dated did coke in front of me with his friends (including a nursing new Mom) and it made him a total ass-hole. I never touched the stuff.
I just got a notice from FB.
Austrian FAKTENCHECKEN.
It’s in German.
I Googled German and now Youtube put this on my recommended viewing list.
LOL
Have fun Octopus.
I had fun. 😜
😂
sto lol en.
Friend on FB posted a pic of cut onions with no comment and got a false information mask by spanish factcheckers. Some hispanicky people think cut onions turn poisonous if you leave them out overnight.
Fatty is gonna have a sad when he sees the price of the hardware needed to mine bitcoins.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1464419190014627840
Now that he’s got a Twitter Begging Button he’s got big plans.
It’s the fucking wild west.
Wild Indians fucking the bison. It was crazy.
Bison fucking wild Indians. Everyone was fucking everything whether it moved or not.
“Fuck yeah, I’m a social justice warrior!” 😆
Yep.
I despise CNN.
CNN
October 661,000 viewers (prime time)
October 487,000 viewers (full day)
Am so glad she got the hell out of that hellhole.
What the…? 😯 😯
https://mobile.twitter.com/HelloRobbieRose/status/1463888534402699264
She. 😂😂😂😂
She. With a penis. 🙄
She’s Venus, with a penis
Mona Lisa with a pony tail
She’s a walking talking work of art
She’s the guy who stole my heart
Son has just left to drive back to drop his rental car off in Youngstown. Hubby & doggy followed him so they can take him to where he parked his truck. Got ALL his laundry done & folded. Will miss him terribly. 😦
For Bunk.
Link:
https://tjeanal.tumblr.com/post/187719278857
Kinda trippy. This one’s for ISTE:
That’s a beautiful song choice, Windbag. I loved those ’80’s Pretenders songs with a passion. It’s sad that Chrissie turned out to be a libturded asshole, but that’s par for the fucking course, in pop music.
Who did anything better than this song, in the ’80’s? Nobody.
GREAT SONGS!!!! Thanks!! 🙂
Gussy needs to change parties. ASAP!!
Hubby is down in the man cave watching the Ohio State vs Michigan Wolverines game. I think I’m going to pick my nose or something.
I’ll bet you didn’t pick a winner! 😆
You got that right. 😆
Bunk – Do you have any idea what happened to the GCP (Grumpy Conservative Pundit) website? The one where a-hole Rayra posted?
Nope. I know OF Rayra, but he was long gone by the time I started reading LGF.
Charles was a Rayra fan for about three years, reposting his links and comments, thanking him for support, defending him, etc., then in 2006 Charles changed his mind.
Fatass pretending to be rational. 😂😂😂😂
Rayra was an angry boy. I remember tangling with him about some obscure tangent or other, back around 2003 or ’04. He was on the right side, but I think he might have had a screw or two loosened by the terrorists. I was with him on that. If anyone else has memories of him, please post them.
The recent inhabitants of GCP (used to be Gulf Coast Pundits) were made up of some quirky characters. Reaganite, Swampwoman, Rayra and a few others. Our Mothership had MikeC who came from the old GCP/LGF. I never liked Rayra. He seemed unstable.
Our ChenZhen had some pithy words to say about Rayra years ago.
I messed up the name of the current GCP blog. Here’s the one in question & it’s still up.
https://domain-status.com/www/grouchyconservativepundits.org
“Now I’m really thinking this isn’t Charles. Too childish. wtf, who is this nancy?”
😀
She has a beautiful musical soul. Unlike the Soulless Noodler we observe and despise.
Apparently this is a real pic & was taken during the initial AIDS crisis that Fauxi also botched.
Not a mask in sight! Love it!! Hubby was disappointed that Ohio lost. 😦
That pic is blowing minds all over the world – so many people crammed into one place, storming the field, just celebrating, no rage, no fires…kind of magical. Oh, and no masks. 😂
Watch the Donkeys try & shut us down again because they’re scared of being whooped in the elections next year.
They should be scared. Americans have seen the Dems in power, and reaped the shitshow. They hate it!
Am crying.
https://twitter.com/ASoftstar/status/1464676456110247939
😢
Inorite? 😦
Our RINO Governor Dewhine made some disastrous decisions early on. The restaurant business has barely recovered because of staffing issues. My favorite restaurant that reopened for a while has shuttered its doors because of staffing. Am NOT happy about it at all!!! 😦 And don’t get me started on schools/mandatory masks and businesses/mandatory COVID vaccine for employees.
We’re going out in a bit to get our Xmas tree. It’s a yucky, overcast, cold day.
Just started snowing. Ugh. 😦
Yeah! What’s up with the white power sign??
Then there’s the chalkboard
The Arkancide begins
I’ll never forgive stingrays because of Steve Irwin. 😦
Vote Republican!!!
Oy!! 🙄
Jack Dorsey is expected to resign. Unless his replacement isn’t as commie/nuts as him, I’ll withhold cheering.
https://www.foxbusiness.com/business-leaders/twitter-ceo-jack-dorsey-to-step-down-from-role-report
He only has $12B – can he afford to retire already? 🤔
Is that enough for his coke habit?
They’re so cute, the libturds! 😂
Insanity on display! 😆