Chuckfeed
Posted: November 16, 2021 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, defrosting, food, LGF, Little Green Footballs, Master Chef, pancakes, salmon, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City, Twitter / X 163 Comments
If Charles was told it was a tuna pot pie with extra fluffy crust he’d eat it. Meanwhile, let’s revisit this classic.
The Diary of Daedalus 
I remember that day. What a putz 😆
Cooking instructions are usually right on the package.
His reading comprehension skills are right up there with Biden’s sphincter-control. 😆
He always falls on his face. 😆
“Goin’ surfin’ Barry!”
😂
I’ve been laughing at this for at least five minutes.
Weirdorama…
Get a life, and get off the internet for five minutes! You’ll be amazed how easy it is to concentrate on your job, like an adult. 😆
No POC were involved with the Rittenhouse shootings.
Somehow the media made it about “White Supremacy.” Because George Floyd.
Black Fragility.
Elon Musk owns Sanders. 😆
Excellent!!
It’s about time! Add another dozen or so RINOs to that list, too.
The big ones on my list in addition to Cheney, are Kinzinger & Murkowski.
Ayron (sp?) opened for the Stones last night in Detroit. I’d never heard of him before, and then a local station played a snippet of this song this morning. I’m hearing a lot of good things in here!
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1460452109317517315
But he’s you, Fatass! Former RethugliKKKan, morbidly obese, now trying to pass as a funky progressive. Or something. 😆
Fatso doesn’t understand that his switch back to lefty identity for monetary gain was just as sordid as Christie’s embrace of Lincoln Project type of smarmy identity.
He’s been hammering on CNN lately. Is he hatin’ on another gay besides Glen?
He’s picked on Milo many times!
So did I, but in fun. That’s him in prep school.
Anyone not spewing the same stupid bullshit is an instant enemy, there are no grey areas with him.
She wants me to go camping with her, or something. Should I?
How are they supporting themselves? 😯
They get paid decently, if they have enough subscribers.
I don’t get it at all. 🙄
When I was their age I was on helicopters & US warships off the Thai coastlines dealing with refugees from Vietnam and Laos and then Cambodia. Working for a living.
Thailand has borders with Laos & Cambodia. It was the Vietnamese refugees found at sea by US ships that I had to go to. I even had a fling with one of the medics on board one of the ships. Cute guy. Can’t remember his name. 😦
“All about the mushrooms”
Imagine cellphones and internet at Woodstock.
Or Altamont.
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/RM3kpsMcTZWC0fd0lknGXA.qyYdWtandKMGpJtR9CO6tJ
This WWI Army bike is pretty badass.
My son would LOVE it! 🙂
Riding and firing a bolt-action rifle at the same time takes talent.
Those all-terrain tires won’t go flat, either.
Your testicles would.
Those guys had brass ones.
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OT, you ever do any solar panel roofs? Guys I’m doing consulting for are flipping out. I just want to design the roof with some sleepers for mounting whatever product is chosen and be done with it. It’s a flat roof / parking cover.
Not since I’ve worked at this company. They did a few before I got here. Torn off a few older ones on Navy roofs. They’re a bitch to dispose of. Especially the thin film ones they put on years ago.
What are they flipping out about? Weight? Cost?
They think they need to pick a product before we design an effin’ roof. They have it ass backwards. Hell, the mountings are all similar, the weight is negligible; just frame a roof, bolt some sleepers to it and wait for the design-build contractor to play catch up.
They’re talking with a company out of Escondido. They do Tesla solar shingles on residential…
Sounds like Baker Elec.
An expensive roof that’ll be obsolete in a few years.
What’s it’s usability in high risk fire zones?
“Action Solar.” They do panels to bolster their roofing business.
Binger is an effing idiot.
Even the retarded commies at Reddit can see this guy’s an idiot.
Loved the frozen salmon comments from Chonky
Kitten update: our three 10 week olds are sleeping more than I thought they would. When they are awake they are playing with each other and running and running. Our 7 year old male is cool and watches them with minimal physical play. My guess is when the are bigger the 7 year old will engage. Gonna be fun.
Gracie is 3.7#
Orion is 3.8#
Bennie is a robust 4#
Actually I made the last part up respect-mocking ISTE for his raising his kitties.🐰
Too bad the consensus didn’t tell him to microwave it into plastic covered hot rubber.
Ewwwww!! 😯
What kind of person weighs their cats? LOL
Obviously cat people….
Boris ~6 years ( street cat ) 13lbs
Natasha ~6 years ( street cat ) 10lbs
Kittens 21 months Birthday 14th February 2020
Georgie 10lbs 2oz
Glenn 10lbs
Me 228lbs 4oz ( of pure muscle ) Born last century
Twitter sucks.
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1460538326511882245
https://energycentral.com/c/cp/un-predicts-disaster-if-global-warming-not-checked-peter-james-spielmann-june-29
Anyone still living in the Maldives who doesn’t carry a snorkel?
Fricking’ scary! 😯
Unbelievable. 🤣
Biden Administration.
LOL! 😆
Anyone else having trouble logging into The Mothership? WorpDress did some upgrades that affected php access or something. Even CJ was complaining about it.
Has to do with SQML or something.
This is the message I got. 😦
“There has been a critical error on this website.”
Coldwarrior knows about it, but he’s like me, doesn’t know how to fix it yet. He’s going to call GoDaddy and let them f it up.
CW just called. He’s golfing, going to wait until tomorrow to contact GoDaddy.
Just got a call from Verizon Customer Support. The guy (who happened to have an Iranian accent) informed me that Verizon is down and all my personal information is now exposed to the public on the internet.
Funny, my telephone is Verizon, internet access is not, but I played along.
“I don’t have internet access, so I’m good. Where are you calling from?”
“What?”
“It’s a curiosity question I ask all customer support people. What city are you in?”
“Um… New Jersey.’
“Yeah? What’s the weather like? Cold?”
“Oh, yes. It’s very cold.”
“How cold?”
“Um. 14 degrees.”
“You got snow?”
“Oh yes. A lot of snow.”
Etc.
The scammers are so full of crap.
yup
blog moc dowm for me as well
CW is on it. Sorta.
UPDATE: The Mothership is back up. CW didn’t have to do anything.
Back up what?
Back up so I can read Eaglesoars’ news feed.
BTW, CW told me to say hi to you, thinks we’re roomies.
Tell Charles that it is Crepes with Tuna and he will rave about it because it has a fancy foreign name.
https://www.foodfromportugal.com/recipes/crepes-tuna/
https://www.foodfromportugal.com/content/uploads/2013/04/crepes-tuna.jpg.webp
Portugal. I had the opportunity to be a matador in a bull ring in Lisbon. It was a young bull, stood about four feet at the withers, and any of us could give him a go… with a pink cape. I declined, but the hotshot of our group went in. Bull kicked his ass.
Long day at work. Too tired to do a sidebar. The mind wants to.
But the body is unable.
Night. Zzzzzzzzzz.
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1461228901120634884
I think they disappeared Woods again – says the account doesn’t exist. Maybe it’s just the link.
Must have deleted the tweet. Account is up.
It was a tiktok vid. Someone’s hubby put up an electric light animated Santa on the roof but didn’t fasten the waving hand to the chimney. Santa was fapping.
Santa comes only once a year. 🎅
Harrison had a fling with Stevie Nicks during the writing of this song, a sequel to, “Here Comes The Sun.” George had his pregnant soon-to-be second wife with him, on Maui at the time. George had “hundreds and hundreds of affairs,” according to his agent. Had that sincere and caring schtick down pat. Oh, and he was Beatle George Harrison. 😄
King’s tweets are getting more and more unhinged, like Chonky’s. 😂
I threw away all of his books.
OSHA is suspending COVID vaccine mandate.
https://legalinsurrection.com/2021/11/ohsa-suspending-covid-vaccine-mandate-pending-litigation/
Octo…per our discussion on the previous thread, the stooped/hunched over druggies shown in the Philadelphia videos may have been on heroin.
https://www.quora.com/Drug-Effects-Whats-up-with-those-people-standing-hunched-over-on-the-street
Here’s another one. 😦
Sorry. That was Octo’s video post. Here’s another one.
Someone told me these people are likely high/low on fentanyl-spiked heroin. Usually, junkies just go on the nod, in public. I’ve seen a lot of them in the streets of Detroit. That other drug I mentioned before, the Zombie Drug, sure sounds like it would produce this kind of Walking Dead. 😱
I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in poverty and filth just so they can take a drug that makes them zoned out and in a stupor.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1461535933342306306
Lower than whale poop, Fatass. Andy’s the best and bravest real journalist of our time. It’s always white Antifaggoos trying to kill him on the street.
This thing, on the internet.
24 followers and 22 are bots.
“Problems?”She’ll be the one looting the donut shop
Chonky retweeted this glurge – they/them really don’t know the whole Big Lie has been uncovered and it’s all over but the crying. 😂😂😂😂
Sick-making story.
Not guilty, Chuckles head is gonna explode.
I’m celebrating! Woo-hoo! 🙂
Made my day
Awesome news! Let the riots begin! 🔥😭😳😱
…and NOTHING happened outside the courthouse besides cheers and honking horns.
Sun goes down soon. We’ll see then.
I don’t think much will happen. It’s not an election year.
If anything starts, I hope the WI National Guard goes a-thumpin’.
RELEASE THE CRACKHEADS!! er..Kraken
😆
Fatty wants a pity party.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1461867304854171649
“Viciously stalked.”
Some guy in Bolivia copied ten years of my archives.
I don’t think you can say, “viciously,” Fatass Who Never Ever Reads Here. It’s too lighthearted, with no doxing, SWAT-ting, or meatworld contact of any kind. You’re a figure of fun, here.
The rest of the “Right-Wing Blogosphere” noted your mental breakdown briefly, and moved on. Very few people remember you. As for the Idiot Left you ceaselessly court and grovel before, the few that remember your salad days are immune to your salad-tossing overtures, and will never give you the time of day. And NOBODY will subscribe or donate to your absurd grift, with stolen and parroted talking points glurge better presented in a million other places. Your increasingly hysterical tweets disappear into the void.
Be thankful that somebody, anybody, remembers your once-thriving and lucrative blog. We still dig your groovy scene, man! Play that funky music, white boy. Let’s go surfin’!
Proof. Cobwebby begging bowl.
$12,829 raised of $20,000 goal since 2015
Last three donations:
Anonymous
$7
2 d
Anonymous
$100
7 d
Anonymous
$75
22 d
It’s been in the $12k range for years now. 😂😂😂😂
Love this!! Am gonna watch!
https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1461863167403909121
This is just disgusting. How can they LIE like this and get away with it?
https://twitter.com/rutheday99/status/1461784059319836681
It’s early morning but you guys need to wake up.
😂😂😂😂
The Left Mob need their smelling salts. Poor babies!
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1461915856263385088
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Self defense is inexcusable to fragile lefties.
I think I need to save all of chucks libelous tweets in one little folder.
I did not know this. Am going to buy more pillows!! 🙂
I hope he was just kidding. 😯
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1461785627561758722
I am real curious what Chuck tried to steal from the small dog.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1462189016934141953
Probably a dropped Cheeto.
Probably thought it was a skinny gerbil./
That poor gerbil
What?
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1462234916511490052
“Pequenos” are kids, right? Fatso never had any.
What is he babbling about?
What am I missing?
Note: he spelled it wrong. And he’s likely referring to little ones he tried to entice into his bunker, with promises of delicious candy. Even a starving urchin turned him down fat.
Pequenos means little ones. Little dogs, little kids. 1 liter Mtn. Dew bottles,,,,,,,,
DR. Dipshit puts his seal of approval on Bidens medical report, so stop believing your lying eyes that he is senile.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1462248282009264129
Bwahahaha!
Gussy is seeing the light!!! 😆
Gus gets it. At long last, he actually sees Fatass McDumbth for what he is.
It’s extraordinary! 😯
Good grief! 🙄 They forgot that bugs are free.
“You WILL eat the bugs! You WILL!”
– Ugly Little Puppet-Girl
It’s not a grift when a liberal mooch does it?
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1462474776857903105
What drug does this lump of lard take to come up with this dim witted drivel?
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1462489339976462341
He must really believe that his nonsensical drivel will raise money. 😆
It’s a massive fail, on every level. 😂
“Weaponizing”
What material is Chucks skull that can make him this dense?
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1462538717042728975
Fatso is dumb as a box of rocks.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1462529389292400641
😂😂😂😂
What lesson, pray tell, was Kyle supposed to have learned from his libturd-lynching? Let the pedos murder you? Self-defense is a white supremacist trick to enable whites to kill…other whites…who are trying to kill them? 🤔😵💫😂
The MSM is expected to ignore the Ghislaine Maxwell trial, due to her suicided mentor’s close-ties to Liberal Demotopia. This site promises to cover the trial from every sordid angle. I just hope she gets the good legal rogering she so richly deserves.
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Ghislaine Maxwell’s Lawyer Has Defended Terrorists, Murders and High Profile Ponzi Scheme Fraudsters
Patriot One
56 min ago
Whether you’re a high profile terrorist, a violent murderer, or a Ponzi scheme fraudster, elite New York City defense attorney Bobbi Sternheim is on the case.
Starting on November 29th, Mrs. Sternheim, a top legal ace for the white-shoe firm of Fasulo, Braverman, and DiMaggio LLC, will stand inside Thurgood Marshall courthouse in downtown New York City and argue that Ghislaine Maxwell, accused of enticement of minors and sex trafficking of underage girls as an accomplice of Palm Beach financier Jeffrey Epstein has committed no crime.
It should come as no surprise that Mrs. Sternheim is on the case, as she has a long history of defending the indefensible. Sternheim has argued in court that some of the worst criminals in the country deserve leniency, clemency, or to walk out of the courtroom free. A closer look into some of her past clients reveals exactly the type of target market Mrs. Sternheim is looking to represent:
Osama Bin Laden henchman Khaled Al-Fawwaz
Jhaled Al-Fawwaz is an Al-Qaeda operative accused of bombing embassies in Africa in which 224 people died, including 12 Americans. Mr. Al-Fawwaz lead a terrorist training camp in Afghanistan in the early 90’s and was the head of Al-Qaeda operations in London.
Witnesses say that after his guilty verdict, as he was being lead out of the courtroom, he smiled at his lawyer. Mrs. Sternheim is quoted as saying, “trying a pre-9/11 terrorism case in a post-9/11 era within blocks from the World Trade Center ensured that Mr. al-Fawwaz could never receive a truly fair trial by a truly impartial jury.”
Minh Quang Pham
Minh Quang Pham was accused of attempting to blow up London’s Heathrow airport after receiving direct instructions and training from Al-Qaeda leader Anwar Al-Awlaki. The defense that Mrs. Sternheim presented was that Mr. Pham had signed up for Al-Qaeda training in Yemen not knowing exactly what it was and only agreed to the plot as a way to escape. He was convicted and sentenced to 40 years in prison.
Mrs. Sternheim saw not one, but two terrorists who tried to take away our freedom and disrupt our way of life and accepted their money for representation in court.
William A. Newson
William Newson is a film distributor who defrauded the investing public through a Ponzi scheme. Mr. Newson was convicted in two separate trials of securities fraud and mail fraud, each time hiring Mrs. Sternheim as his counsel. Even after losing his first case, he still came back for more.
Drug kingpin Hanley Gomez
Hanley Gomez was caught in a government facilitated plot to rob a stash house. Mr. Gomez approached Mrs. Sternheim for representation after being lured into a plot by an informant, and she was happy to take his money and attempt to keep him on the streets. Though never convicted, Mr. Gomez has been linked to over two dozen murders to maintain order within his drug empire.
Roeshawn Young
Roeshawn Young hired Sternheim while appealing his 30-year sentence for running a multi-state crack cocaine operation. The appeal failed, and Mr. Young currently remains in prison.
Juan Rios
Juan Rios, who savagely beat, raped, and murdered his former lover in her Soho apartment. Denise Deperrie was found with multiple puncture wounds to her chest and died after bleeding out.
Mr. Rios was in violation of his restraining order in visiting Ms. Deperrie’s apartment, and Bobbi Sternheim was on the case. Mr. Rios already had open charges pending from a previous assault on Mrs. Deperrie, and was arrested for her murder as he was discharged from a psychiatric hospital.
Sternheim the Vigilante of Villains
Mrs. Sternheim doesn’t have 100% approval rating among all terrorists, drug dealers, and other criminals.
In 2013, Sternheim defended Christian Perez, who was accused of second degree attempted murder and multiple counts of criminal possession of weapons. Despite her best efforts to portray Mr. Perez as a sympathetic figure, he was convicted and sentenced to 21 years in prison.
Mr. Perez filed an appeal to have the verdict overthrown due to ineffective counsel; Mrs. Sternheim declined to make an opening statement and failed to file a motion requiring a witness make an appearance in court. Mr. Perez’s conviction was upheld despite Mrs. Sternheim’s poor legal strategy.
Mrs. Sternheim received another complaint from George J. Connolly, Jr., who was accused of transporting stolen pornography across state lines. As with many of the Fulbright Scholars and former valedictorians Mrs. Sternheim represents in court, Mr. Connolly was found guilty, then sentenced to prison, then ordered to pay restitution for the stolen goods.
While incarcerated, Mr. Connolly filed an appeal with the court for ineffective counsel, claiming that Mrs. Sternheim had failed to represent him properly during the sentencing phase, and that having to pay back proceeds from his crimes was unfair.
What’s worse than defending terrorists, murderers, fraudsters, and drug dealers? Watching them get convicted anyway, then coming back and claiming you defended them improperly.
In nearly all the cases listed above, Mrs. Sternheim’s clients were convicted and sent to prison, but not before paying hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees for the honor of standing next to Bobbi Sternheim in court.
Ghislaine Maxwell is also under indictment in the U.S. Virgin Islands for crimes committed on Mr. Epstein’s private island within their jurisdiction. Between the sun, the sand, defending a pedophile, and her multi-million dollar retainer, Mrs. Sternheim should enjoy a nice vacation.
Cheers to you, Mrs. Sternheim; if you do your job successfully, a woman who tricked, forced, and coerced teenage girls to serve as sex slaves for the world’s richest and most powerful men will walk the streets a free woman. One can only hope that as with so many of your other clients, Mrs. Maxwell is convicted despite your valiant efforts.
Godspeed
Via ISTE
No words
Probably a White Supremacist, celebrating the Rittenhouse verdict.
Wondering what the fuck I Googled today to cause these kind of promotional Tweets to show up in my timeline and adverts on other pages.
All I Googled today was meatloaf recipes, honest.
I got my answer 375F for an hour.
Meatloaf was perfect, thank you Google.
Now I am too busy to eat. Exercising my pelvic floor to stop my pancreas falling out of my arsehole….
Meet the Kegels.
OK, so I Googled ” Kegels ” and now going to have to install an ad blocker.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/mens-health/in-depth/kegel-exercises-for-men/art-20045074
I can’t even walk and chew gum at the same time.
Rhythmically puckering my asshole while brushing my teeth ain’t going to be happening.
Also did a search on pornhub dot com for ” pelvic floor ” and there are over 3800 hits….
” Brushing teeth ” only has 304 hits on pornhub. Looks like it is a niche fetish…
IIRC “(Down On) The Pelvic Floor” was a Howlin’ Wolf song.
Kegels done faithfully by a thoughtful woman are a man’s best friend. 🤔😄
Death threats X 11ty. HAAALP!
It was hours before Charles knew about it. Look at his twitter feed.