208 Comments on “Twitterdick”

  1. Octopus says:

  2. Octopus says:

    “I’m so sorry, Charles. You shouldn’t have to deal with such incompetent coders on every social media app that doesn’t work with your personal computer from 2003.” 😦

  3. dezzez says:

    Remember what fatty says when someone complains about his blog?
    Go make your own tweet deck and stfu.

  4. rightymouse says:

    What the…???? 😯

  5. rightymouse says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!! 😯

  6. rightymouse says:

    What exactly is a TweetDeck anyway?

  7. dezzez says:

    Earth to Chuck, we need the military, you, not even a little.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Today is hair and toes day for me. Later!

  9. dezzez says:

    He needs a paper shredder for what?

    • Octopus says:

      That is a very good question. Probably shredding all his declined credit applications. 😆😢

  10. dezzez says:

    Chuck really is a fat toddler believing not getting what he wants is fascism.

    • Bunk X says:

      Again, no examples just hyperbloviation.
      Charles has gone full fatazz.

      • Octopus says:

        Also, pure projection. Everything the Idiot Left is up to these days reeks of totalitarian control of the masses, with all the bells and whistles of fascism thrown in. Deep down, under the massive drifts and mounds of ugly flab, he knows this. Everyone knows it, who has more than two synapses to rub together.

  11. Octopus says:

    Aaaand, it’s gone international. 😂

  12. Bunk X says:

    Charles’ 18 year old self would start hunting for gateway drugs.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Let’s Go Brandon!!

  14. rightymouse says:

    Fauxi needs to go. NOW!!!

  15. rightymouse says:

    Brian Laundrie’s remains have been found. What a tragedy for both families! 😦

  16. rightymouse says:

    This is fabulous! Fatso needs to watch this.

  17. dezzez says:

    Since when does personal finances make someone a monarch and does it start at billionaire?

  18. Bunk X says:

    Walking on Sunshine

  19. rightymouse says:

    Biden during the CNN Town Hall.

    • Octopus says:

      That was a long and very awkward scene, where he’s standing there clenching his palsied fists for about 30 seconds. I’ve seen that before, mainly in elderly people confused by their surroundings, and angry about it. He’s in serious decline, not that anyone’s surprised by that fact. Kamala is having to wear gloves now, as her gleeful hand-rubbing is taking skin off and creating lesions similar to bedsores, which she knows all about due to her past as a round-heeled hustler, at which time her ass was sorely beset.

  20. rightymouse says:

    It’s yucky & sprinkling rain outside today. Hubby is working with some Amish kids to start winterizing the property. I can’t believe summer is over. 😦

  21. rightymouse says:

    I can’t even. 🙄

  22. rightymouse says:

    Any plans for Halloween?

  23. dezzez says:

    Chuck couldn’t wait to prove the guy right, and like a typical coward, pulls his little little screen grab hoping his followers would do a pile on.

    • Bunk X says:

      Very brave of you Sir Foster.

      • Bunk X says:

      • dezzez says:

        When was the last time Chuck logged into Twitter without calling someone stupid, ugly, a fascist or a nazi?
        I assume his blog is the same if not worse.

  24. dezzez says:

    But still Chuck has two Facebook accounts.

  25. rightymouse says:

  26. Bunk X says:

    For you, righty.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Oy!! 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      I hear that she has since deleted all her social media accounts. Haven’t personally checked.

      • poteen2 says:

        She’s gonna drain Baldwin’s wallet, that’s for sure. And her own young, independent DGAF streak just came to an end.

        • Bunk X says:

          Don’t know about that. Latest updates say that the gun was used regularly by the film crew (and Baldwin) at a firing range during breaks. It was a “prop gun” in name only.

  28. Octopus says:

    An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’
    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
    ‘Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
    ‘We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing..’
    The doctor was shocked!
    ‘You asked your neighbour?’
    The old man replied,
    ‘Yep, none of us could get the jar open.’

  29. rightymouse says:


  30. Octopus says:

    “Somebody pleasepleaseplease call me a nerd for saying all this tech-y stuff in the voice of an e-girl incel! I want to say I’m a nerd again, for the millionth time!”

    Ain’t I a lovable old hippie curmudgeon? No? Well, go someplace and fuck yourself! 🤬😢

  31. rightymouse says:

    • dezzez says:

      what’s the difference between a lunar second and any other second, and why does that thing lick electrical outlets? and it isn’t touching my junk!

    • rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        I’m so sorry, Charles. 😢
        I guess it’s the price you have to pay, for being so stunningly brave. And such a leading light, in the progressive community.

    • poteen2 says:

      Mine folded once while under heavy uncontrolled use. It hurt…. A lot.

      • Octopus says:

        I’ve heard of them actually breaking, and needing surgery to repair the big (hopefully big) reservoir-veins. The thought makes me cringe.

  32. rightymouse says:

  33. rightymouse says:

    It’s a cold,rainy day here in NE Ohio. Took my MIL to lunch and we’re back home. Fireplace is on. Wow!

  34. Bunk X says:

    Called it. 😀

    I’m surprised Chuck’s not humping Trevor Noah’s leg for attention. He’s a news source as much as Bob Cesca or Seth Myers are.

    Trevor Noah on Those Cops and Firefighters Refusing to Get Vaccinated
    Charles Johnson
    3 days, 14 hours ago • Views: 6,898

  35. rightymouse says:


  36. rightymouse says:

  37. rightymouse says:

    Let’s Go, Brandon!! 😆

  38. Octopus says:

    That Facebook wants to escape the Oldies and appeal to the kind of young demographic that advertisers covet, is deeply, deeply weird to El Stupido. 😂

    He wants to give Zombie Richie Rich some lessons in how to run a profitable business. I’m so, so sorry, Charles! 😭😂🤣

  39. dezzez says:

    I watched the Dave Chappelle special, I found is semi amusing.
    But Charles Johnson misses the whole message if he watched it at all.
    Dave told the story of how liberals hounded his trans friend to the point of suicide, so he sure as hell knew how much damage mockery and harassment can cause.

    • Octopus says:

      The Idiot Left has NO sense of humor, and no tolerance for anyone who dares to question whatever current woketard hysteria with which they’re obsessed on a given day, or news-cycle. Comedians can’t work the college circuit anymore, because they are met with a flock of red-and-blue-haired fatties bitching about some joke they’ve told, or might tell, if not sufficiently cowed. Literally, cowed. MOOO!!

      Larry David’s coming back tonight with another season of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” tonight, and I look forward to chuckling over his gentle skewering of societal insanity, along with his own misanthropic personality. Even he gets attacked by Idiot Left screechers, as this hag did during his last season:

      Chonky’s complete lack of comic sensibility has been well-documented on this site. Make another “joke,” Fatass. We really want you to get a laugh this time. Lucy, hold the football…

  40. Octopus says:

    A better review of Chappelle’s latest show:

    Dave Chappelle for gender realism
    A Hollywood A-lister shows how hollow—and marginal—the arguments of the woke left are

    Oct 14th 2021

    How does a millionaire celebrity comedian with a boatload of awards retain his subversive edge? The great Richard Pryor solved the problem in the 1970s and 1980s by ever more extravagantly—and hilariously—going off the rails. “I say, ‘God, thank you for not burning my dick,’” he deadpanned on Sunset Boulevard, after having set himself on fire while free-basing cocaine. For Eddie Murphy, a follower of Pryor’s who has drifted into schmaltz and Shrek, the solution has proved more elusive.

    Dave Chappelle is luckier than his two heroes. Having pocketed a reported $50m for six shows on Netflix, the 48-year-old stand-up is even bigger than they were at their peaks. And Mr Chappelle, who lives with his wife and children on a farm in deepest Ohio, shows no appetite for Pryor-level debauch or for voicing cartoon donkeys. No problem. The subversion bar has been reset so low by the censorious left that his irreverent, observational comedy has never seemed more topical or edgy. Thus the furore stirred by his jokes about transgender politics in the last of those shows, entitled “The Closer”, which was released last week.

    Even many of his critics concede that the lead-in to Mr Chappelle’s long transgender riff is pretty funny. Because of his past jibes at the community, Mr Chappelle claims, in mock fear, a conspiratorial well-wisher warned him, “they after you”. “One ‘they’ or many ‘theys’?” he hissed back. But whatever the critics thought of his craft, they adjudged his act “transphobic” and to be condemned. As evidence, many cited his defence of J.K. Rowling’s insistence on the biological reality that trans identity and sex are different. (No wonder, he deadpans, that women are annoyed that Caitlyn Jenner won “woman of the year her first year as a woman, never even had a period…”) “The phobic jokes keep coming,” sighed the Guardian. “He needs new ideas,” huffed Vulture.

    Mr Chappelle is of course foul-mouthed and shocking. He delivers an anti-Semitic one-liner in his show, chuckles as his audience gasps, then repeats it slowly, three times. Transgressing public mores, to deliver laughs, or social insight, or just to make people squirm and wonder why, has been the dominant tradition in stand-up ever since Pryor put a match to institutional racism, too. This reflects a singularly American set of conditions: high levels of social tension, a dominant place in popular culture for the most persecuted group and strongly protected free speech. Mr Chappelle, who, like Pryor and Mr Murphy is African-American and a master of many forms of comedy, calls stand-up his favourite form and an “American phenomenon”.

    Because of its connection with social justice, most standup comedians, especially black ones, are of the left. But, again, the phenomenon must be edgy to be funny. So no whites are excluded from Pryor’s or Mr Chappelle’s racially loaded critiques, including the sympathetic left-wingers laughing wanly in their audiences. And that dramatic tension, between performer and fans, has increased in recent years as the activist left has increasingly presumed to police speech. A declaration in 2014 by Chris Rock, another top black comedian, that he could no longer perform for college crowds because they had become “way too conservative…[in] their willingness not to offend anybody,” was a signal cultural moment. For Mr Chappelle, who was in the process of relaunching his career around that time, it was also inspiring.

    He does not seem transphobic, in fact. If his comedy has a moral theme it is that everyone is flawed and everyone should be accepted. Its force lies in showing how quickly that truth is lost when group politics takes hold. Mr Chappelle has spent much of his career railing against racial injustice. Pointing out the equally manifest reality that women lose out when sex is redefined as a state of mind is consistent with that record.

    Even when justice is served—as in the advance of gay rights—his subversive mind ponders why such progress is not general. “Why is it easier for Bruce Jenner to change his gender than it is for Cassius Clay to change his name?” he asks. “Empathy is not gay. Empathy is not black. Empathy is bisexual. It must go both ways.”

    This is not exactly rigorous. Muhammad Ali’s name change predated Ms Jenner’s by 50 years; and there are plenty of non-whites banging the transgender rights drum. But Mr Chappelle is a comedian, not an essayist, and his emphasis upon anti-black discrimination is a dramatic device as well as a political choice. It maintains, rather improbably, his claim to underdog status. And that can be a source of empathy, as well as credibility, as he shows in movingly describing his friendship with a minor comedian, a trans woman called Daphne Dorman.

    “I don’t need you to understand me, I just need you to believe… I’m having a human experience,” she once schooled him. He was stunned; then slowly responded. “I believe you … because it takes one to know one.” Group politics, zero-sum and exclusionary, is dehumanising; his profane, moral comedy is a corrective.

    And the leftist Pharisees who disagree with that should reflect on Ms Dorman. When Mr Chappelle was lambasted as a trans phobe after his previous Netflix show, she tweeted that he was nothing of the kind and her friend. She was hounded in turn; then jumped to her death off a towerblock. Can that story—so vindicating of Mr Chappelle and damning of his accusers—be true? Her grieving family confirmed it this week. So who is the victim now?

    Not Mr Chappelle, at least. Besides torching the pieties of the identitarian left, he has also shown how marginal it is. His gender-realist views are far more in step with public opinion than his critics’. And if the unpopularity of their views is rarely off-putting to the Twitterati, good luck to them taking on an African-American superstar. This week Mr Chappelle, surrounded by a throng of adoring A-listers, was given a standing ovation at the Hollywood Bowl. “If this is what being cancelled is like,” he chuckled. “I love it.”

  41. rightymouse says:

  42. rightymouse says:

    America! Land of The Free! 🙂

  43. rightymouse says:

  44. rightymouse says:

    Good Grief!! 😯

  45. rightymouse says:

  46. rightymouse says:

    About threw up when I heard about the puppies. Ugh!!!

  47. dezzez says:

    Remember the liberal rule that makes you a racist if you criticize any black democrat?
    How does it feel lard ass?

  48. Octopus says:

    Chappelle isn’t backing down. Instead, he’s fighting fire with fire, and spraying gasoline. Good for him!

  49. rightymouse says:

    My favorite new book! 🙂

  50. rightymouse says:

  51. rightymouse says:

    What was your first clue? 😆

  52. rightymouse says:

    Come over to the Right side, Gussy. Sounds like you’re ready.

  53. dezzez says:

    More with the screen grabs to keep his safe place fact free.
    Of course, he wants to limit those who might report his abusive tweets as well.

  54. Octopus says:

    Chonky is deranged. 😂

  55. Octopus says:

    “I’m neutered and ready to adopt. Somebody please like me! Why doesn’t anyone like me? 😢

    • rightymouse says:

      Hi! I’m Charles. And I had a successful website once and was friends with folks like Breitbart. Life was great! Then Obama was elected and I trashed my website by getting rid of right-wingers who had helped propel me to name recognition because my NAME would now make me a fortune as a leftist. Didn’t work. Now I’m just a broke, unfunny, dumb asshole who begs for money.

  56. rightymouse says:

    One can only hope.

    • Octopus says:

      Slather his lying ass all over with honey, and stake him out on a hill of Texas fire ants. In the hot sun.

  57. rightymouse says:

    Just a reminder that there’s no way Biden won.

  58. rightymouse says:

  59. rightymouse says:

    Are you ready for Halloween???

  60. Octopus says:

    What really went down. As clear a case of self-defense as you’re ever going to see.

  61. Octopus says:

    Facebook is metastasizing? And AOC is mad they aren’t socialist enuff? 😂

  62. rightymouse says:

  63. Octopus says:

    Is she? I thought she was dating a libturded billionaire.