Big Bad Johnson

It’s not Bite Me! Comix quality, but it’ll do.


228 Comments on “Big Bad Johnson”

  1. dezzez says:

    Love that cover art

  2. dezzez says:

    What about his earth shattering mad coding skills?

  3. Octopus says:

    And “Under My Thumb”…DON’T. GET. ME. STARTED!!!!”

    I’m really surprised, now that I think about it, that the Stones haven’t been viciously attacked in toto for their entire body of work. Every song is problematic! 😂

  4. Octopus says:

    Nick Cave promotes MURDER!!! 😂

  5. rightymouse says:

    I can’t even. 🙄

  6. Octopus says:

    “Serious Seth Meyers.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  7. Octopus says:

    https://www.wsoctv.com/news/trending/several-killed-injured-bow-arrow-attack-norway/CTGXI4MR4RACJKU7PXIGVV3WOI/

    Shouldn’t a news-breaking hard news newshound like Chonky be all over this story?

  8. dezzez says:

    Lardass tries comedy or a pun, both?
    There is a better chance finding photos of Chuck in public than a Trump piss tape.
    But Chuck needs fapping fantasies.

  9. Octopus says:

    Just a lot of cool stuff on this video.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Bill Clinton is in the hospital with sepsis. Two of my friends died from sepsis. They were in treatment for cancer and their white blood cell counts were too low to fight the infection.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10094541/Bill-Clinton-hospitalized-possible-blood-infection-mend.html

    • Octopus says:

      My niece nearly died from sepsis, at about age 20. She was in the hospital for two weeks, while they fought a desperate battle with this infernal condition. They have no idea how she contracted it. At one point, her blood-pressure crashed and the docs thought she was done for. 😱 She’s fine now, and studying to be a teacher.

    • poteen2 says:

      “Bill Clinton is in the hospital with sepsis. ” They misspelled syphilis.

  11. rightymouse says:

    This is just dreadful! 😦

    • Octopus says:

      The whole thing is such an idiotic charade, this is just one more atrocity in a list. Sickening political theater !

  12. rightymouse says:

    Typical liberal BS.

  13. rightymouse says:

    LOVE this guy! 😆

  14. rightymouse says:

    Too funny! 😆

  15. rightymouse says:

    A blast from the past.

  16. rightymouse says:

    True! 😆

  17. rightymouse says:

    Evening wear competition at Walmart.

  18. rightymouse says:

    Hubby is conducting again tonight, so will be leaving in a few to host the patron reception. A side note is that some folks called to complain that there weren’t going to be Covid things like masks and social distancing. Oh well. 😆

  19. dezzez says:

    Awe, is some fat slob having a bad day?

  20. Octopus says:

    Chonky went for another jokey-joke in his sad Twitter war, and it turned out the same as all of his other attempts at humor. 😢

    Fat, broke, stupid and spitting bloody Chiclets is no way to go through life, Fatass. 😂

  21. ISTE says:

    The weekend is here!!!!!

    Oscar Mayer Bologna Sliced Lunch Meat (8 oz Pack) 1 $2.49

    Hormel Chili, No Beans, 15 oz 1 $1.99

    Pepperidge Farm, Texas Toast, Garlic, 8 slices, 11.25 oz (Frozen) 1 $3.29

    Mrs Baird’s Large White Bread, 20 oz 1 $2.39

    Campbell’s Country Style Sausage Gravy, 13.8 oz. 1 $1.84

    Coors Banquet, 12 pk, 12 oz cans, 5.0% ABV 2 $25.98

    Folgers Classic Roast Instant Coffee Crystals, 8 Ounces 1 $4.99

    Dickinson’s Blackberry Preserves, 10 oz 1 $2.82

    English Cucumber, One Count 1 $1.38

    Stove Top Traditional Sage Stuffing Mix (6 oz Box) 1 $1.98

    Stove Top Chicken Stuffing Mix (6 oz Box) 1 $1.79

    Fresh Brand – On-the-Vine Tomatoes, 24 oz 1 $1.73

    365 by Whole Foods Market, Pizza Supreme, 14.5 Ounce 2 $9.98

    To be delivered at 8pm

    • ISTE says:

      Tragedy has struck!

      Only one 12 pack of beer valued at $12.99 was delivered. I ordered TWO!!!!!

      However I did get something instead that I am sure I will find a home for. LOL

      If I knew any hairy women that is.

      ( value $71.99 )

      If I had a car and was able to take this abomination to UPS or FedEx I would return it. But this time they are shit out of luck.

      • ISTE says:

        LOL and just had a knock on the door and missing beer arrived!

        Just re-checked what I got delivered and it seems I got a pussy trimmer instead of blackberry jam and sausage gravy.

        I really understand that can be an easy mistake to make.

      • Bunk X says:

        Braun makes an identical kit for men, but with different packaging.

  22. dezzez says:

    Gee, it’s not like con artists haven’t been saying that shit for 60 yrs.

    • Bunk X says:

      Amazes me how he can post hysteria with no specific points. At least Professor Harold Hill gave examples of why shooting pool was bad for River City youth.

      • Bunk X says:

        Don’t know about you, sweaty, but I mitigate the effects of climate change with an electric fan.

        • dezzez says:

          He has a tv a computer and an ac unit that runs 24/7.
          His idea of doing his part is never taking a shower.

          • Octopus says:

            Chutzpah wearing gold lame pajamas, for the Idiot Lefty who thinks the Planned Parenthood organ-selling videos were faked by Project Veritas. 😂

          • rightymouse says:

            Fatass doesn’t think unborn human babies with a heartbeat are human. He’s all for their demise. Hundreds of thousands a year are no big deal.

          • rightymouse says:

            Am very grateful the SOB doesn’t have kids. He’ll die alone.

  23. rightymouse says:

  24. rightymouse says:

    Good.

    • Octopus says:

      They must have leaked the terrorist’s manifesto before they could bury the whole story. Can’t wait to read it.

  25. Octopus says:

    Chutzpah with Liberace’s fanciest candelabra shoved up its ass, and twinkling! 😂😂😂😂

    …sez guy who hasn’t worked in twenty years! 😱😂

  26. dezzez says:

    OMG… LMAO.

  27. Octopus says:

    “Sticky Fingers” was another dirty great Stones album. I really liked this song. I didn’t hear this version until recently, when I finally watched the Scorsese concert film. Ms. Aguilera does herself proud.

  28. dezzez says:

    Shit for brains X2.

  29. dezzez says:

    Magical ponytailed Valley girl says what?

  30. rightymouse says:

    Cats are…oh..never mind. 😆

  31. rightymouse says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆

  32. Octopus says:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10099425/Meet-GOC-AOCs-hot-gay-rave-hosting-little-brother.html

    This is precious! GOC hates capitalism, but is rolling around on piles of money enjoying the fruits of his sister’s “success.” And other fruits, which be present in numbers around the poles of wealth and power.

  33. rightymouse says:

    Preach it!!

  34. rightymouse says:

  35. Octopus says:

    https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/z-1RpJgBQYOjDMDbLew-Cw.ibsoL40vn9K9E6In9Q_dLF

    This detailed photo of the Sun’s surface took 60 gigs to capture. I find it mesmerizing. Had it blown up on my biggest hdtv this afternoon.

  36. Octopus says:

    A friend of our daughter’s ended up in the ER with horrible stabbing pain in his gut, after doing this “One Hot Chip”-challenge. He had to go on prescription-strength antacid for a week, afterwards. They thought he might have burned a hole in his stomach, but it turned out it was just severely irritated. 😱

    This guy tries his best to be cool, but…you’ll see. 😂😂😂😂

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8MbEs3N/

    Join the thinning herd here, and post your video!

    https://paqui.com/onechipchallenge/

    • Bunk X says:

      lol
      Dude went for ice and water! All that does is spread the oils around and sets everything on fire. Gotta have some whole milk handy.
      He’s gonna have more fun the next time he takes a squat.

      • rightymouse says:

        If I eat anything too spicy hot, I drink water with sugar in it.

        • Octopus says:

          I swore off the whole hot pepper nonsense a few years back, after consuming a whole bag of pork rinds doused in liquid fire sauce. The next morning? Never mind. I don’t want to talk about it.

  37. rightymouse says:

    I can’t even! 🙄

  38. rightymouse says:

    Stolen.

  39. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  40. rightymouse says:

    Colin Powell has died. They’re saying Covid, but he also had multiple myeloma.

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/colin-powell-dead-covid-19-former-secretary-of-state

  41. dezzez says:

    When your first thought when someone you claim to love dies is to jump on Twitter for attention, you are a world class scumbag.
    When you kiss said scumbags ass hoping to get some exposure, you’re Charles Johnson.

  42. Octopus says:

    Spent the whole day at a family funeral, on my Greek wife’s side. Her 87-yr-old uncle, who had melanoma for fifteen years, and is now the longest-living person who took a certain anti-cancer drug that kept the shit at bay all that time. It was a gift, all those years. He got to see all of his kids marry, and a couple of his grandkids, and there’s a couple of great-grandkids due any minute.

    We got into the Metaxas around 4pm. I’m still conscious, and I have to go to work tomorrow. I’m sure Fatass befouled himself again today, but I’m going to wait until morning to find out how. 😆

    Go Bills!

  43. Octopus says:

    Look at my shiny new begging bowl! 😆

  44. Octopus says:

    Internet won’t play along – it’s a gif from Caddyshack, “You’ll get nothing and like it!”

  45. dezzez says:

    You know that face you make listening to some alien conspiracy nut claiming lack of evidence is proof that it’s all true.
    I’m making that face.

  46. rightymouse says:

  47. rightymouse says:

    Is it too early to start drinking? 🙄

    • rightymouse says:

      One or both parents are idiots. Our kids would have been given the hairy eyeballs. Dads are very important. Hubby was too lenient with daughter when she was a teen. But he said ‘no’ to piercings and other nuttiness. Her mother enabled the worst & she married an asshole when she was young. Fortunately, they’re divorced & she’s now in Thailand with her two kids & a great new Thai husband. 🙂 (My influence). Yesssss!! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        All’s well that ends well. 😄

        • Octopus says:

          We escaped that kind of crazy with our two kids, thankfully. I wouldn’t have minded a weird hair-thing, my long hair was fun to inflict on my Dad when I was a teen, but I would have lost it if they’d started piercing and tattooing themselves, or doing drugs. Phew!

  48. Octopus says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/rachel-levine-sworn-in-first-openly-transgender-four-star-admiral

    Yes, this is real. 😆

    Remember when this insane dude moved his mother out of the nursing home and into a five-star hotel during the Covid pandemic that was killing the elderly in PA? Yeah, he had chutzpah. And now he’s a four-star admiral on the crazy boat. 😆

  49. Octopus says:

    Not even close on your own history, Chonky! 😆

  50. rightymouse says:

    The mandate isn’t going well. They rarely do.

  51. Octopus says:

    Stapleton channeling Al Green on this gem.

  52. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  53. rightymouse says:

    Love this!!!!

  54. rightymouse says:

    Is this pic real? 😯

  55. rightymouse says:

    Hubby isn’t feeling so great. I’ve been making soups and he’s still not up to par. So! Am going to make Beef Bourguignon for dinner. Later!

  56. Octopus says:

    Fatass is posting this with the notion that people will think he’s on first-name terms with the support staff at Twitter, like a collaborative colleague or some such delusion. It’s a form letter from a computer program. 😂😂😂😂

  57. Octopus says:

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/20/us/brian-laundrie-update-gabby-petito/index.html

    They found the murderer’s remains in Florida. Strange coinkidink that the parents just happened to be in the park when the body was found. Stay tuned for further details – I think there’s more to this story, involving the parents and their knowledge of what happened.

  58. ISTE says:

    Lucy has no class…

  59. Bunk X says:

  60. dezzez says:

    You’re the punk that ignores the lying PoS in the White House.


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