LGF Traffic – Soaring to New Depths

After a suspiciously steady two-month increase, it appears that some of the bought bots have bailed and the aberration is in correction mode. He’s still trending downward – he was at #414,056 on January 1, an average drop of 11.7K per month. Compare that graph with this rocky road and it’s obvious that something was tweaking his stats.

[Source: https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/littlegreenfootballs.com#section_traffic]

262 Comments on “LGF Traffic – Soaring to New Depths”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s doing himself again.

    • Hey ho y’all. Thought of you today as I was telling someone on Disqus about this site and how we exposed the Jazzweasel’s appropriation of all things Rathergate.

      Oh, and it’s me – Arachne/Carolina Girl/Barbarian at the Gate. Now I go by “Crackerbox Palace.” Can’t figure out how to change the user name but the snark’s the same.

  2. rightymouse says:

    He can’t raise money either.

    $12,387 raised of $20,000 goal
    Last two donations:

    Mario Perez
    12 d

    1 mo

    • Holy crap – is that ridiculous GoFundMe page still UP??
      New twitter account allows viewing of his page. Only has 48K followers. Now he’s belittling Sturgis. Calling them all “a’holes.”

      Yeah, call them that to their face, jerkweed.

      One thing I must wonder…….He was a fat slob BEFORE lockdown. Even the fittest people I know packed on a few. God KNOWS what he must look like now.

      • Octopus says:

        We think one of the reasons there are no pics of him anywhere since 2009, is that there is no camera that isn’t broken by his horrible, gray, puffy visage. Another theory is that he can’t fit through any doors to get out of the house. 😱😂

        • Bunk X says:

          Charles C. Johnson once offered an award for a current verifiable photo. People were donating to the fund, I think it got up into the hundreds before his website went memory holed.

          • Octopus says:

            Rage Furby doesn’t seem to be having much more success than the “Other Johnson,” these days. At least I never see him anywhere, and I look around.

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  4. Octopus says:

    Richard, aka Dick Carpenter, was jealous of his sister Karen’s fame and popularity. Their parents also thought he should have been more lauded for his musical talent, which was more on the production side, while little Sis was destroying on stage. She was a GREAT singer, and not a bad drummer.

    • rightymouse says:

      Didn’t she die young due to being anorexic/bulimic?

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, she did. Brought major attention to the tragic disorder for the first time. I have a young relative who has struggled with it for ten years, and finally seems to have beaten it. For now. And my younger daughter is a clinical psychologist who works with several anorexics, including one 30-year-old man. It’s an insidious ailment. Treatment often fails.

  5. rightymouse says:

    This is an example of a brainless Fatso tweet. No wonder he sucks.

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    Going to have lunch with MIL today. 🙂 She’s going to be 90 this year and has more energy & spunk than many 70 year olds.

    • Octopus says:

      Have a good one, ‘Mouse. We’re going to make the rounds of several family members today, distributing birthday gifts, free homebrews, baked goods and some Covid variant or other, haven’t decided which one yet. Maybe the Lambda. The Delta seems played. 😄

      • rightymouse says:

        We had a wonderful time although the staff at Bonefish Grill were wearing masks again and the food wasn’t as good as usual. Still, we enjoyed our time with MIL.

  9. Octopus says:

    Interesting presentation of the Hiroshima nuclear attack from the BBC. Those poor, innocent Japanese civilians. 🥸

    • Bunk X says:

      Yet it saved lives…
      If you’ve never read it, this is worth your time.

      • Octopus says:

        I did read that, as a fairly young person. One of my much-elder sibs brought it home from school. I think I’ll read it again, in light of what I’ve learned about the war and Imperial Japan since that time. I think it’s a conservative estimate to say the bombs saved 30 million lives. Japan was preparing to fight to the last woman and child. We would have lit them up like a bonfire with conventional bombs and artillery, from one end to the other. Probably another 500,000 American soldiers would have died.

  10. Bunk X says:

    Spontaneous combustion.

    That’s child rapist Sirmac 21 Names Javius’ truck that ISTE referred to downstairs.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Remember this? If anyone has the time or inclination, I’d love to see some of Fatso’s old tweets supporting this scoundrel.

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    • Octopus says:

      That’s it. The founders of BLM don’t even try to hide it. They’re very proud of it!

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  15. rightymouse says:

    Hyperbolic tar & feathers ain’t lynching with a rope, dumbass.

    • Octopus says:

      His lying ass should be in jail. Lynching’s too good for the little shit.

      Btw, Stumpy had a pro-lynching tweet he promoted a few weeks back. The particulars exscape me at this moment. 😄

  16. Octopus says:

    Exscape and expresso are two words we all need to make peace with, along with supposably. This I learned on my trip to Cali. 😄

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      I think I’ve mentioned here how strong and delicious Thai coffee is to me. Better than expresso, which can be bitter at times.

      • Octopus says:

        I need to try that. We have several Thai restaurants nearby.

        To me, the bitterness of espresso is a feature, not a bug. I love it.

  17. rightymouse says:

    What an effing loser. Gah. Blech.

    • dezzez says:

      The way he has cried about extending the eviction moratorium, I wonder when he last paid his rent

  18. dezzez says:

    Fat, lazy, stupid mooch.

  19. dezzez says:

    Chuck’s obsession with men’s junk is a bit odd for someone claiming to be straight!

    • Octopus says:

      Stumpy should get a job that involves dicks. Make something you love your career, and you’ll never work a day in your life. Not that he does now…work, that is. But he sure is hurtin’ for money, the way he begs and whines about needing more government assistance constantly.

  20. Octopus says:

    I love this – Charlie Watts delivering a dead-simple drum track, for one of the most powerful songs ever. Like Ringo, he knew his job and stayed in his lane. Which is not a diss of flashier drummers like Moon and Bonham, who had different roles in their bands’ overall sound.

    • Bunk X says:

      Missed that earlier.
      Had a friend who took Beatles songs and stripped all the vocals; the resulting instrumentals were as good if not better.

  21. Octopus says:

    Stumpy the wanna-be Hall Monitor of Twitter:

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  25. rightymouse says:

    Antifa = asshole commies

    • Octopus says:

      Has Stumpy weighed in 😂 on this shit-carnival from last night? Given his hysterical reaction to the Jan. 6 protest of the stolen election, I fear seeing this kind of real violence perpetrated against families with small children will send him shrieking into the street, bawling like a stuck pig. A pig stuck in the doorway, I mean.

      • Octopus says:

        That wine ad was meant for a separate post, of course. Looks like a damn tasty wine! 😋

      • rightymouse says:

        I hope what you posted was a real GOP ad. Was excellent!

      • rightymouse says:

        What Antifa did in Portland to the recent gathering of Christians was effing despicable.

  26. Octopus says:

    This is good. Good thing Fredo’s on vacation this week. 😄

    • rightymouse says:

      A Donkey hypocrite? Am shocked!!! 🙄

      • Octopus says:

        “Believe ALL the women,” they said. Umm…scratch that. With all the perps turning out to be Dem-libturds, “Believe NONE of these lying skanks!” 😂

        • rightymouse says:

          Yeah. I remember all the feminists speaking out against Bill Clinton during the Lewinsky crap. That was part of the beginning of the end for me and the Donkey party. Then 9/11 happened & they tried to make it all about Bush. I turned my back on the lying fakers & have never looked back.

  27. Octopus says:


    This is not the America our parents fought to preserve, at unspeakable cost.

    Funny how the Idiot Left that used to blame all of this violence on Trump has completely clammed-up about the ongoing REAL insurrection. Isn’t it hilarious?

  28. rightymouse says:

    Some nasty stuff going on in Arizona and Pennsylvania.

    • Octopus says:

      Michigan, too. Our people are fighting hard to to even the score. We’ll see what happens in the mid-terms.

  29. Octopus says:

    A curly pile of dogshit, instead of a brain. This is not ideal. 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    Thanks for being you, Steve. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      • Bunk X says:

        Newsom is a bit peevish these days for some reason. Watch all those nervous twitches and gestures during the first question – all he needs is a pair of ball bearings to fidget with.

        Although Larry Elder is riding high in the polls, there’s a dem contender that is doing pretty well – 29 year old business/investment prodigy who makes popular Tik Tok financial how-to vids and considers himself a Kennedy democrat. Heard him on the radio yesterday, sounds credible.

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  34. rightymouse says:

    Massive storms here in NE Ohio.

  35. Bunk X says:

    Just because.

  36. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s an expert on illegal migrant facilities.

    • Octopus says:

      The reality is worse. Biden’s doing a helluva job, Stumpy. 😂

      Kamala’s appointment to Border Czar was sheer genius.

  37. rightymouse says:

    LOL! 😆 😆

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    Really? 😯

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    More Twitter bot crap.

  43. Bunk X says:

    Dork_Falcom7 is all in.

  44. Bunk X says:

    WorldBollard. Follow.

  45. Octopus says:

    Why aren’t the people of Portland screaming themselves purple to have this shit cleaned up? Surely there must be some sane people left, somewhere.

  46. dezzez says:

    Chuck, creeps like you give liberals a bad name, liberal policies almost always use working people to care for lowlifes like you from cradle to grave.

    • Bunk X says:

      Don’t know much about Hist-O-Ree.

      Communism already had the stink on it, so it was rebranded as socialism. That moniker got dumped on, so Woodrow Wilson and others became “Progressives.” That term soured, so they began calling themselves liberals. Now “progressive” is back in vogue alongwith “democratic socialism.”

      At least I think I got the order correct, but it doesn’t matter. The terms have earned and deserve the negative associations and Charles is still an A-ho.

  47. dezzez says:

    You have it right, on all counts

  48. Bunk X says:

    WordPress just went and fucked things up again. If the sidebar disappears, that’s why.

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  50. rightymouse says:

    This made me laugh. 😆

  51. rightymouse says:

    LMAO! Watch before Twitter takes it down.

  52. rightymouse says:

    I want one.

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    Ummmm…Am going to leave this one alone… 😆

  55. rightymouse says:

    Yet another thunderstorm is howling outside. Satellite DirecTV is freaking out.

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    Biden is a disaster.

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    You’re not putting out enough.

  62. ISTE says:

    Online shopping is great!!!!!!

  63. ISTE says:

    Sometimes online shopping is not so good.

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    WTF? 😯

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  68. Octopus says:

    I wouldn’t normally link to a Daily Beast article, but watching this leftist rag having to deal with the rampant hypocrisy, corruption and fatal irony of the Time’s Up shitshow, in relation to creepy Cuomo, Oprah (Friend Of Weinstein), and having no game-plan at all for dealing with Democrats and prominent Lefty celebrities accused of sex-crimes, is just too delicious to ignore.


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    😆 😆

  72. rightymouse says:

    It’s over. 😦

    • Octopus says:

      Now they can get back to humping goats and little boys, and growing their opium poppies. We stayed way too long, and didn’t change a thing. Add us to the list of “Losers In Afghanistan.”

      • rightymouse says:

        We had no idea how to handle the humpers.

        • Octopus says:

          The medieval muj have no use for democratic principles, or any of the other stuff we were trying to sell them on.

        • poteen2 says:

          We don’t have the will anymore to handle anybody. In 20 years we’ve killed as many Taliban as we did in one night in Tokyo in 1945. The”Graveyard of Empires” is a myth. The goat herders have had their asses kicked by everybody from us back to Alexander. Nobody cares to finish the bad guys. They serve political purposes.

          • Octopus says:

            Every “Empire” has scored a lot of initial success in Afghanistan, followed by years of floundering and failure to solidify any kind of lasting victory. Followed by a clumsy withdrawal, and a return to the old ways by the natives of this vast, rugged country. How was our 20 year adventure there any different?

          • poteen2 says:

            Alexander through the to the British was simply not seeing any benefit in colonialism in such a backward place. In the 60s if you remember it was becoming somewhat modern in places. The peace corps was building modern infrastructure and schools. Then the Russians decided that was too close to their borders and the mujahadeen were born. The Russians were whacking them at a pretty good rate until we decided to get involved. The Russians couldn’t handle the losses to the weapons we sent and left. The Pakistani ISI created the Taliban and they took over. All well and good till 9-11.
            We had ample reason to be there and take them out. We did not. We started nation building BEFORE we finished killing off the Taliban. These guys aren’t as well trained, dedicated or fanatical as the Waffen SS or Imperial Japanese soldiers. Not even close and never have been. We just don’t finish what we start. That’s the reason we haven’t won a war since 1945. Our own politics get in the way, slow us down and eventually we lose track of the why. The why gets lost in the what abouts and our boys get killed for nothing in the end.

          • poteen2 says:

            It was the ultimate hiking trip for hippies in the 60s. Best hash in the world. No Taliban then. Shouldn’t be any Taliban left today.

  73. dezzez says:

    The nauseating virtue signaling paired with Chuck’s hypocrisy was pathetic enough, then I read the replies.

    • Octopus says:

      Oy vey!

      “Should have worked with the Taliban to get rid of Al Qaeda…”

      The kids have a brilliant grasp of history, eh? And notice how the Unicorn Messiah’s 8 years of Supreme Commander-ing never happened?

    • Bunk X says:

      “They’re being pulled back into the theocratic Dark Ages again!”

      • Bunk X says:

        “US actions in Afghanistan should have been limited from the start, but neocons in the Bush administration were pumped up after 9/11”

        Neocon – Originally used to describe left-wingers who crossed the floor. And conservative Jews. And Charles

  74. dezzez says:

    I remember lardass saying Trumps deal sent a message to our allies that we would turn our backs on them.
    But in his typical hypothetical fashion, Chuck fully supports Trumps “terrible” plan because he is a liberal boot licker.

    • dezzez says:

      Hypocritical* curse you autocorrect!

      • Octopus says:

        Blaming Afghanistan on Trump is just another Stump-Ender landmark, as he keeps The Streak going.

        • dezzez says:

          Even Gus gets it.

  75. dezzez says:

    You have to be kidding….