From the draft archives: In Memoriam: Gus 802

Last edited on 9 October 2011, ChenZhen’s post has never seen the light of day, and it’s still relevant. – Briareus
_________________________________________________________________________

Of course, the title assumes that Gus really means what he said here:

So, that assumption made, we of the BRC have decided to shower our readers with a few gifts in eulogy, as this particular lizard was the butt of many, many jokes here at DoD and therefore shall be missed.

First, we might as well direct you toward memory lane, and link Gus’s official tag (every thread we mentioned Gus). There’s some good stuff in there.

As for highlights, who can forget this?

Or when Gus decided to chide DoD for posting a thread on Christmas eve and Christmas day, after posting 31 comments and an LGF Page over the same time span?

Or when he managed to post an amazing 903 comments in a single week (therefore inspiring the twitter doppelganger “Gus_903“)?

We could go on and on, of course.

But perhaps it would be more fun to make this a bit more interactive, and use The World’s Greatest Blog Search Engine™ to preserve Gus’s legacy for all time.


188 Comments on “From the draft archives: In Memoriam: Gus 802”

  1. rightymouse says:

    First!! 😆

  2. rightymouse says:

    Not sure what this post is supposed to mean….

  3. Octopus says:

    This is an oldie, from the Before-Time.

    • Bunk X says:

      There were about 75 or so draft posts that I started combing through – a lot of them had little more than a titles, some are no longer relevant (LVQ, Dark Falcon, Shiplord Kirel, etc.). Pared them down last night while looking for a fresh thread & ran out of time.

  4. rightymouse says:

    Bunk – how are things where you live?

  5. rightymouse says:

  6. rightymouse says:

    Gussy:

  7. rightymouse says:

    This is scary!! 😯

  8. rightymouse says:

  9. rightymouse says:

  10. rightymouse says:

    Fatso and leftists are really stupid.

    • rightymouse says:

      • rightymouse says:

        COVID did come from a lab in Wuhan, China. Deal with it. Idiot.

      • rightymouse says:

        • Octopus says:

          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          Peevish about facts, is our big fat bouncing Baby Huey. Everyone knows the virus came from the Wuhan lab by now, except Dear Fatass. 😇

        • Bunk X says:

          I thought the clip was funny, and spot on. Stewart has the humor & delivery, ColberT doesn’t. Charles has even less.

  11. Octopus says:

    The evidence pile is massive, and growing by the day. Get your head out of your ass, Chonky.

    • Octopus says:

      At least his fat head realizes this is an “incendiary” story, in that it completely blows up The Narrative that has been force-fed the public since this whole dungshow began.

      • Bunk X says:

        Okay, Chuck. Show us the evidence that it came dripping from a bat’s ass in a cave, transported itself 1,500 miles to the Wuhan lab and jumped up the left nostril of a mask-wearing tech worker.

  12. dezzez says:

    Chunk ignores any evidence that doesn’t fit his predetermined lunacy, because cherry picking is super sciencey.

  13. Octopus says:

    Sad that he’s still trying to ingratiate himself with this obscure podcast that nobody’s ever heard of, that had him on once and never again. Have some dignity, old Tubbagoo! 🧐

  14. Octopus says:

    https://getlambs.com/products/emf-proof-beanie

    It’s a tinfoil hat, dude. I’ll make you a shiny one for half what this one costs.

  15. Octopus says:

    Hmm…San Francisco decriminalized shoplifting, and now all the stores are closing because of shit like this. Who could have ever predicted such a thing? 😂

    If I had a store there, I’d invest in a few robot dogs programmed to detain non-criminals like the person in the video. I’d have the last surviving store in no time, and make out like a bandit. My lead robot dog would be named, “Bandit.” Because irony.

  16. Octopus says:

    Fun Fact To Know And Tell: The online porn industry outgrosses (no pun intended) Hollywood, MLB, the NFL, and the NBA combined.

    Isn’t that fun? 😱

  17. rightymouse says:

    OMG!!! 😯

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a perfect encapsulation of today’s madness. Every day seems to bring another 5-6 of those. 😄😱

      I still have high hopes for a serious backlash against the Idiot Left and their Marxist wokeism. I’m an optimist. Call me, “Sunny.” 😎

  18. Octopus says:

    GENOCIDE!!1! 😱

    Chonky has taken to the meth pipe. 😂

    • Octopus says:

      You ever notice how Fatass only spreads doom and gloom on Twitter, despite the Idiot Left having control of nearly all the levers of government currently? You’d think he would try to say something uplifting once in awhile, to his imaginary audience of libturds, who are “winning.” Instead, the only thing he does that’s uplifting is when he jumps on the see-saw at the local park, sending the unfortunate person on the other end flying ass-over-teakettle over the nearby jungle gym.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Fatso needs to rethink his business plan. His Gofundme still sucks.

    $12,272 raised of $20,000 goal
    Last donations:
    Pete Hogan
    $50
    1 mo

    Anonymous
    $10
    1 mo

  20. Octopus says:

    This is an amazing article:

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/north-korean-defector-ivy-league-nuts

    “Not even North Korea was this nuts.” Talking about Columbia University.

    I’m going to listen to Jordan Peterson’s interview with this remarkable young lady as soon as I get some time:

  21. Octopus says:

    NOBODY is targeting you, Fatass. They just hit your Brobdingnagian-backside once in awhile, because you’re on Twitter 24/7 squeeing like a stuck pig. 😂

  22. Octopus says:

    The woke-Nazis are chapping Gus’s ass again – go git ‘em, son!
    😂

    • Bunk X says:

      Great opener.

      My most recent interview was with Glenn Greenwald, Pulitzer Prize winning journalist and international celebrity. Interviewing you is several steps down (I was considering passing this one off to an intern), but being a man of principle, I will keep my word and put in a minimal amount of effort towards this conversation with you.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s got a way with the words. 😂

        • Octopus says:

          From the Glenn Greenwald interview by the same guy:

          It’s rather important to understand why highly accomplished individuals like Glenn Greenwald succeed at what they do. There is no person alive today who is more self-loathing than Glenn, who has internalized homophobia to the extent that he has, who is simultaneously both an extreme misogynist and TERF, and who tops it off with being a self-hating Jew. How does he do it? This interview seeks to find out how. I agreed to conduct this interview with Glenn for two reasons. The first reason being that he needs some positive PR to increase his appeal among his natural constituency: Nazis, Fascists, and Anti-Semites and homophobes. The second reason being that he indicated his willingness to use his powerful legal mind to make a strong case in front of Rania Khalek as to why she should let me impregnate her. I asked him to do the same with Tulsi Gabbard but he informed me that “Michael Tracey has already called dibs on her. I can’t do much to help you out until she gets around to finally filing the inevitable restraining order against him”. Glenn thinks he’s funny.

          • Bunk X says:

            😀 The guy is channeling P.J. O’Rourke.

          • Octopus says:

            You could choose a lot of worse models. 😄

          • Bunk X says:

            O’Rourke is one of my all-time favorites for style, humor and first-hand eye-witness journalism. I read All The Trouble In The World (subtitled The Lighter Side of Overpopulation, Famine, Ecological Disaster, Ethnic Hatred, Plague, and Poverty) a couple of times. On poverty, he compared the world poster child Bangladesh with Fresno, California and did a serious side-by-side analysis. The people of Bangladesh live on some of the most fertile ground on the planet, yet they’re starving. Fresno sucks, but there’s no shortage of food.

          • Octopus says:

            I’ve read most of his stuff, too, going back to his National Lampoon days where he was the only conservative writer, and then became editor. The libturds like Tony Hendra were outraged! 😄

  23. dezzez says:

    Just because air traffic controllers see you as a massive blip does not qualify as harassment

  24. Octopus says:

    Crazy Old Man put on quite a show, today. No wonder Chonky was so exercised. Not real exercise, unfortunately — just the usual mindless Twitter glurge he’s been projectile-vomiting since 2009.

  25. Octopus says:

    Not even close. But you keep stuffing your fat face. 😂

    • rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        I applaud this guy’s dgaf attitude, even though I would never allow myself to get anywhere near this obese. Chonky makes him look like a will-o-the-wisp, btw. 😂

  26. rightymouse says:

    Don’t know whether to laugh or cry at Biden’s idiocy.

  27. rightymouse says:

    😆 Somewhere in Thailand.

    • rightymouse says:

      500 baht was $25 when I lived there many moons ago. It’s been devalued and as of today is 15.957612 US Dollars.

  28. Octopus says:

    There is a fish called “crappie,” though. 😂

  29. rightymouse says:

  30. rightymouse says:

    Seen on the streets. Love it!! 😆

  31. rightymouse says:

    Pot roast for dinner tonight. Already plopped into the slow cooker. 🙂

  32. rightymouse says:

    Excellent!!! Please watch!!!

  33. rightymouse says:

    Yep.

    • Octopus says:

      It sounds crazy, I know, but there’s about a thousand crazier things that happened this past year. 😂😱

  34. Octopus says:

    file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/54/04/80DF3282-A79F-4DE5-90F1-2D667AC04F74/parental%20guidance.mov

  35. Octopus says:

    Good for you, man. Good for you.

  36. Octopus says:

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdrXxYfN/

    I enjoy this TikTok account. 😂

  37. Bunk X says:

    Reading Charles’ twitderp I revisited the email the BRC received from “Babygiraffes” a long time ago.

    He spends his time attacking conservative blogs and baiting them to respond, so he can get mentioned and noticed. He both craves the attention, then reacts hysterically to it, attacking his attackers with hilariously out-of-proportion means.

    Well, that’s about all I have to say. Just want you to realize, as much as you post and find out about Charles Johnson, and you think you have his twisted weirdness pretty much pegged, and it’s grotesque and insane as far as you know already, but there is much, much more, beyond your wildest imaginings. Always remember: “You have no idea”.

    https://diaryofdaedalus.wordpress.com/2019/09/29/charles-johnson-paints-trump-in-blackface-claims-the-black-man-wants-to-execute-a-whistle-blower-whos-not-a-whistle-blower-and-ignores-the-little-green-footballs-whistle-blower-pheeew/
    https://diaryofdaedalus.wordpress.com/2011/03/24/you-be-the-judge/

  38. rightymouse says:

  39. rightymouse says:

    Love this guy!!!! 🙂

  40. rightymouse says:

    This is freaking scary!!!!!!!!!!! 😯

  41. rightymouse says:

    [video src="https://i.imgur.com/5gMtEEl.mp4" /]

  42. rightymouse says:

    Kamala is so effed right now. 😆

  43. rightymouse says:

    I thought spamming was a no-no on Twitter! 😯

  44. Octopus says:

    No sidebar! 😼

  45. Octopus says:

    For the love of ASS:

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdkRqPec/

  46. Ssssssidney the SSssssssssssssnake says:

    My Sssssssss key on my keyboard isssss fucked.

    Alsssssso I forgot my login ssssssssssshit here.

    LOL,

    ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSTE

  47. rightymouse says:

    What? ??

  48. rightymouse says:

    😆

  49. rightymouse says:

  50. rightymouse says:

    For some reason, this cracked me up. 😆

  51. Octopus says:

    Brain tumor! 😱😂

  52. Octopus says:

    The over-the-top Juneteenth coverage on the local news is packed full of misinformation on BLM, segregation, upward mobility, victim-status, police shootings, and other current frauds. Pushing ALL the race-baiting buttons. Nauseating.

    • rightymouse says:

      Here’s a good tweet about a moronic lefty idea.

  53. Octopus says:

    He’s not wrong.

    • rightymouse says:

      That was great!!

      • Octopus says:

        Aziz has been through the social media mill, too. A girl he dated and had consensual sex with decided well after the fact that he had pressured her into having sex, and tried to destroy/cancel him, while no doubt getting paid a nice fee for her services. It was the height of #Metoo, naturally. There were never any charges filed, or any gory details as her story fell apart under scrutiny. He had to take a year off from performing, though, to let the dust settle.

  54. Octopus says:

    Here’s some more of that good old-fashioned socialism, kidz!

    https://www.rferl.org/a/ukraine-holodomor-photographs-directory-wienerberger-abbe-whiting-bokan/31235172.html

    A friend of my daughter’s grandmother was in the Ukraine during this horror, and was the only one in her family to survive. She was plucked out of a refugee camp by international aid workers, and somehow made her way to the US. She refused to talk about her experiences there, to the day she died.

  55. rightymouse says:

    But..but..he was Presidential material!!!!!

    • Octopus says:

      He was so “brave and stunning,” though. Like his pornstar client. 😂

      • poteen2 says:

        Brave and Stunning Liberal hero Recipe–

        1. Mix 1 VooDoo lawyer blowhard with 1 Supernatural, Wiccan medium who can suck start a B-52 in a CNN Homogenous Diversity bowl.
        2. Bake for several years in a Stelter oven at 325 degrees.
        3. Remove and place in Federal court facility to cool for several more years or until old, fat and forgotten.
        4. Find new recipe.

  56. Bunk X says:

  57. rightymouse says:

    For all the Dads today. 🙂

  58. rightymouse says:

    What the hell is this?? 😯

  59. rightymouse says:

    Cats:

  60. rightymouse says:

    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. Octopus says:

    Now this is heinous.

  62. Octopus says:

    Big scary t-storms coming!!1! 😱😂

    They’ve been warning us all day. Please, stop with the over-dramatization of weather. We need the rain, and George doesn’t mind a good thunderstorm one bit. Me, I’m going to sleep soon. Storms actually help me sleep. 😄

  63. Octopus says:

    Blind pig finds the cheese! Very good, Piggy.