“It’s disturbing to see dozens of American flags in one spot.” – Charles Johnson
Posted: June 9, 2021 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: #rumpswab, American Flag, Capitol, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, insurrection, January 6, LGF, Little Green Footballs, MAGA, Tennessee Flag, The Sage of Culver City, Trump Derangement Syndrome, Twitter / X, Washington D.C. 174 Comments
The Diary of Daedalus 
“Lookit that Confederate-lookin’ flag in there, bruh!”
We’ll be returning to that insurrection lie a lot, won’t we? Especially with the Biden Appointment melting down like a popsicle on a Tijuana sidewalk?
“I’m fairly sure this is a neo-nazi flag, but haven’t found the exact logo yet.”
C. F. Dumbshit, 28 March 2010
This is how you do it. 😆
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1402441878277066753
Trump was right about nearly everything. Only subhuman slugs blame him for anything having to do with the Wuhan Flu, regardless of the source, which we now know to be a product of the Fauci-financed lab. Chonky is demented to the same degree as Biden.
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Attaboy!
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http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1402430070673874945
Um, Fatass…she totally said it. And now you’ve said it. And lied about her not saying it. 😆
https://thefederalist.com/2021/06/08/new-york-times-staffer-seeing-dozens-of-american-flags-over-the-weekend-was-disturbing/
Chonky has had a VERY disturbing, sad history when it comes to identifying and reacting to various flags. And everything else, for that matter, but the flag-thing keeps coming back to bite him in the futon. 😆
Fatso obviously used Mara Gay’s stupid comments on Morning Joe about American flags and white people to make his own stupid tweets like the one above.
“I saw, you know, dozens and dozens of pickup trucks with expletives against Joe Biden on the back of them, Trump flags, and in some cases, just dozens of American flags, which is also just disturbing like that fatass Charles Johnson’s pannus.”
“137 Fuckoffs”
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That Bitcoin has lost nearly half its imaginary value in the past few months fills me with glee. Sorry if you got sucked in early this year, but that’s the gambling game, Gambleina. 😂
I never got sucked into Bitcoin. Thank goodness!
A lot of people have, including two of my acquaintances, who were bragging loudly about their GAINZZZ in the cryptocurrency market until recently. For all I know, this will be a minor setback, and Bitcoin will go through the roof tomorrow. We’ll see, but this whole thing smells like the Tulip Mania to me, not to mention the tech stocks that killed my 401k, and a couple of other financial disasters that kept me from being rich and sassy. Well, I’m still sassy, but I don’t believe in boom markets — they always go tits-up, when you need them.
Couldn’t find the link, but someone said that Elizabeth Warren proposed taxing the hell out of Bitcoin and other cryptobucks because of the power required to run the servers around the world generates a lot of heat that contributes to Climate Change.
Fauxcahontas is still around?! 😆
Like an Oklahoma clam bake.
Jim Hoft has the story.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/06/elizabeth-warren-claims-bitcoin-fueling-climate-change-supports-federal-reserve-creating-crypto-instead-video/
She’s getting ratioed on that thread by bitcoin fans and environmentaloids.
I am currently cheering for breasts.
This day trading on the stock exchange is fun.
🙂
I let my investment advisor handle my $$$. Day trading scares the hell out of me. 😦
This is also for Fatso.
Mara Gay. What a dolt.
She was taken out of context. LMAO!!! 😆
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9666905/New-York-Times-DEFENDS-board-member-said-disturbed-dozens-American-flags.html
“Explicatives.”
That word, “explicatives,” encabulates her position excretely.
One in a milyo, fer sher.
A pink moon.
That’s okay, really. Except for the tat. That speaks to me of mental illness. YMMV. 😆
Yep.
He followed Chonky for a long time, so he should know all about that stuff. 😆
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Both are deadly poisonous! 😯
“People who eat fugu are stupid. People who don’t eat fugu are stupid also.” – A Japanese wit
I need eye bleach.
That’s too much reality. I need a drink. 😆
If you’re working from home, have a Bloody Mary. 🙂
I just got home from work. I’m having a gin and tonic, with a fat slice of lime. Yum. 🙂
The products of 3rd and 4th generation Hippie Breeding Programs. Another government funded experiment that escaped the lab.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9665227/Meghans-childrens-book-Bench-reaches-number-100-Amazon-bestseller-list.html
Megan The Not-Anything-Royal wrote a very crappy book! 😆
I feel bad for Harry because he’s stuck now. But he does own the misery he brought on himself. Is it just me or is he not very bright?
Speaking of not very bright, Hunter Bide sounds dumb as a rock. And that would be an insult to rocks. OY!! 😯
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2021/06/08/hes-a-racist-just-like-his-dad-hunter-bidens-shocking-racist-text-messages-exposed-n1453059
“Biden”
Mesires: ‘There are ideals of unconditional love that serve as proxies. I don’t have many. You. God,’
Hunter: ‘OMG n***a did you just a fictional character from the imagination of the collective frightened and my dead brothers unconditional love is what I should rely on and my kids aren’t children George.’
Mesires: ‘My parents love was conditioned.’
Hunter: ‘My penis as of late has been un conditional.’
Mesires: ‘That’s why we are searching.’
Hunter: ‘For my penis.’
Mesires: ‘And we will always be searching.’
Hunter: ‘Its big penis George. They always find it. And I only love you because you’re black.’
Mesires: ‘It’s so annoying when you interject with frivolity.’
Hunter: ‘True dat n***a. But I’m done my rant.’
Drug-induced psychosis. Clear-cut.
Harry is fine. Don’t believe the hype. Harry’s first Afghan deployment was as a Forward Air Controller. Megan’s mouth can’t cause more pressure than that. And Royal or not, California is a nicer place to live than anywhere in England. CA address, good weather, plenty of money, 2 kids and a hot wife. He’s OK.
And this assessment comes from a descendent of Irish rebels.
His therapy stuff was weird, tho. As were the comments about his family. I get it that he may be trying to appease Meghan. He’s been weird. Just sayin’.
Harry when he was normal was awesome in the military.
You all know of Prince Andrew. The pedophile and generally not a nice person now.
During the Falklands war at age 22 Prince Andrew was a hero.
Flying his little helicopter as a decoy for Excocet missiles headed for British warships?
That takes balls, or is a sign of insanity.
There’s something ‘off’ emotionally with both of them.
Lot of incest in the royal bloodline. It’s no wonder they’re all a bit off.
Harry has managed to move away from the royal insanity. He’s obviously not quite right but he seems to be working on it. While Montecito isn’t as normal as a Montana ranch house or Arizona tract home it’s far from the Royal feedback Loop of Lunacy.
I put little stock in a TV interview. He’s probably PWed to a great extent but then I can relate to that. As can most men at some point in their life.
Every happily-married man is PW to a degree. It’s all part of the fun. 😆
I think being married to Meghan would be a long day, everyday, but we don’t really know what their married life is like. A lot of celebrities live very differently than normal people do, with different daily activities, different friends, different aides de camp, different nannies and bodyguards to bang, etc., etc. Harry might be living the Life Of Reilly.
Apple pie is racist. 😯
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9666503/Now-apple-pie-racist-Tweeters-hit-Guardian-article-condemned-American-treat.html
To me, the best part of this piece of CRT glurge is that the writer is Indian, from the prosperous and very prominent Patel clan. If you look into his background, I guarantee you he has been a person of privilege and opportunity, highly-educated and trained to excel in his field, which just happens to be spewing CRT glurge like a broken sewer main.
He went to a school similar to this one, you can rest assured: https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2021/06/09/english-teacher-resigns-from-nj-prep-school-over-culture-of-conformity-and-fear-n395564?cx_testId=1&cx_testVariant=cx_1&cx_artPos=1#cxrecs_s
The Madness Is Real. Apple pie is racist. Johnny Appleseed was a proto-Nazi oppressor, worse than Cortez. Just wait until we find the receipts on that cherry tree George Washington chopped down…there’ll be no more Cherry Festivals in Traverse City, MI, home of the worst libturds north of Ann Arbor!
I no longer care about boobies. Backed a company that tries to save boobies and in 4 hours lost over 25% of my life savings.
Day trading is brutal.
Tomorrow is ass day, Investing in ass,
Pick a Khardashian controlled company. Lots of ass and they perform well.
Nah, I am done for today. Going to crawl into bed, pull the blankies over my head, curl up in a fetal position and weep softly.
I understand why some stockbrokers leap from tall buildings to their death.
Unfortunately where I live if I jumped out of a window worse that could happen is I break a toe nail when landing in the mud.
Oh well, tomorrow 9:30 ET is the start of a new day.
LOL
All I know is: buy low, sell high. And I don’t think ‘high’ means when one is drunk or stoned. 😆
Go over to reddit wallstreetbets and us apes are supposed to buy high and sell low.
Also there are very many references to our wife’s boyfriends.
We have smooth brains and do it for bananas.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/new/
LOL
Gahhhhhhhhhh! I’ll leave the crazy stuff to my investment manager. 🙂
I don’t blame you. LOL
Day trading is a casino. But no free drinks.
Yesterday reddit went after Wendy’s and bumped their share price from $23 to $28 of course it is back down now.
HAHAHAHAHA!! 😆
I looked up the makers of Tricoxigen and almost bought 1000 shares in the company.
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The CEO’s name is Dick Gazinnia.
Studies have shown that this new drug is no more effective than a daily dose of organic manroot.
“Manroot was a real game-changer for me,” said one former crankypants lesbian. “A reason to get into bed in the morning. Or any time, really.”
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That’s a hedgehog with alopecia. He’s sleeping.
Is that real?
Yep. https://tackyraccoons.com/2021/06/09/nelson-the-hedgehog/
Wow. Gus is retweeting Tom Cotton about Ilhan Omar’s bullshit.
Even his musical taste has gone towards the Right side:
Moar Madness Everyday:
https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2021/06/09/bari-weiss-a-minnesota-business-was-canceled-over-tweets-one-family-member-sent-when-she-was-16-n395688
How long are Americans going to put up with this bullshit? I keep thinking the wave has crested, but it just keeps building.
The other day, I heard a young boy yell to another boy, as they were walking home from school, “You’re gay!” I thought about reporting the boy to the authorities, so they could destroy his current and future life immediately, without recourse to legal or any other kind of aid, but then I decided I’d better not get involved, lest my 12-year-old Me’s archival insults land me in hot water full of crocodilians.
Ibrahim X. Kendl is a real slimewad racefucker. The missus’ friend found this in the local Target.
Note the little black power fist on the cover.
Ugh. 😦
That looks like a real page-turner, and tosser-outer. 😆
If you haven’t heard of him, check out Ibram Henry Rogers aka Ibram X. Kendi. Racist as they come.
Ugh! The worst kind of person in the world.
Kids, don’t try this at home… 😯
That’s cool! I need to do that at the next family bbq. 😎
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That they do.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=895827677523637&id=34493413214
Funny guy!
Very funny! 😆
Crazy that he admits it, though. 😂
Excuse me while I LMAO!
You’re welcome! 😆
She’s ripe as hell. In the best way. 😎😄
Getting tired of having to watch my back while scrolling through comments in case the missus walks in. If that ever happens, I’m done here and y’all can post all the tits and ass you want.
Maybe I should post a private thread dedicated to just that. Or maybe just hand over the keys to the dashboard and go Galt.
Ok. I promise to stop. Sheesh.
Sorry, righty, I’ll lighten up. It’s just that I don’t need any more household drama.
Household drama is a pain in the arse. 🧐
Sorry to hear you’re having problems at home. 😦
No problems, just a lot going on that’s starting to get to me.
You just have to give the DGAF Meter a smack with your hand, and it will reset. 🤨
It’s been a crazy-stressful year, and people are feeling it. And not all of them have been dealing with cancer, on top of it.
My philosophy is that home is where you should be exactly who you are. There have been times in my life when my partner wanted to play ‘let me tell you who you should be so I can feel in control’. My answer was ‘I ain’t playing ‘. Hope all will be well and sort itself out.
My philosophy is that if I wanted to look at soft pron I’d go to a soft pron site, but since I don’t care to, I don’t. The missus and I get along just fine. 32 years of just fine in fact. Let’s move on to something fun.
Tits
We had a pair of mocking birds yelling at each other all night long, but there’s only one now. I started whistling at it to see if it would respond, but it ignored me. Or so I thought.
Now when I go to bed I hear it repeating my whistles instead of the noisy gibberish.
Try swearing at it! 😂
And ass
https://site-547756.mozfiles.com/files/547756/medium/mule_donkeysm.jpg?1502909297
I like a really big ass, myself…
I hear ya.
He has a semi. 😆
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/9i7Y6sWKSo6cw6zSeH1ltg.ePuG2rPS_ts-Hk63OlFJQ1
How Casper stays friendly, despite all the daily stressors. Hang on, Wendy!
Source: Me
She’s awesome in Christmas Vacation! 😂
This illustrates something profound, but I can’t figure out what that is. 😆
I don’t know who the “singers” are, but that’s the McGurk effect in action.
Just sent that off to Tim Conway Jr. He’s got a weeknight show on KFIAM640 (6pm-10pm PST) and this stuff is right up his alley. He used to have a recurring contest called “What The Hell Did Jesse Jackson Say” where they’d play a short Jesse clip and listeners would call in with their best guesses. https://kfiam640.iheart.com/featured/tim-conway-jr/
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That’s a crazy phenomenon. Our brains are too complex.
The subconscious tries to make sense of everything and sometimes just makes guesses if it’s not sure.
These days mine guesses at things that are in my peripheral vision, and sometimes gets it wrong. I saw a brown egg under the bench in my garage today. Couple months ago I saw a giant yam on my patio.
https://everymancommentary.com/why-im-leaving-education/
This is profound, and I CAN understand exactly what this intelligent human is saying. More and more educators are feeling the same way as this person.
Reposted elsewhere (with credit).
We did tits and ass. So now a couple of Dik pics for the ladies.
A nice male Dik.Dik.
Dik-dik!
So cute. 😂
DDDlol
I’m not going to post any pics, but I do want to make an observation, as a dirty old man who never does anything wrong besides look. We had an office picnic this afternoon at a local state park, and there were lots of young people there taking the sun and whatnot. The young ladies are wearing the shortest shorts again, showing a little cheek in many cases. This was the case when I was in high school, too, with the Daisy Dukes taking over and giving a lot of young men an impromptu anatomy lesson in certain situations. That is all. 😃
I liked the halter tops when they were in motion.
I like those, too. I saw a couple of midriff-baring tops barely covering the perky racks today, which is a classic look long-overdue for a revival. Peripheral vision got a good workout. 😜
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1403516299821699076
Prison? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!
The Idiot Left is so far gone, you forget how insane they are after spending an evening with rational adults. Thanks for getting me back up to speed, Chonky. 😂😂😂😂
The dice are loaded, the wheel is rigged, the horses are doped, the chips are down and I’m out of Cheetos.
😂
“Lahf is SO unfaiah!”
Get a job, Fatass.
Tik Tok Trump
“Do not come.”
Imagine the MSM-Late Nite “hilarity” that would have ensued if Trump or somebody in his administration had made this kind of brain-dead comment in South America. 😂
And Kamallah still refuses to visit our southern border. What is she so askeert of?
Am guessing that she’s afraid of being portrayed negatively if she goes to the border an enacts ‘solutions’ that ultimately fail. Her trip to Guatemala was a disaster.
She also can’t go there and fake-cry, like AOC. What she can do, is keep blaming Trump and pretending he has anything to do with the horrific shitshow happening now.
Word on the street is she was sent to Guatemala because Dr. Jill didn’t want her attending the G7 concert in Europe that she’s never been to.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1403826460067041280
“Pail-pa-blay”. 😂
Back from what?
A moment of sanity.
Bought tix to Brian Regan’s comedy show in Detroit just now, for the whole immediate family. He’s a funny fucker, for an Irish guy. Here’s one of my favorite bits, that resonated bigly with me, and my procrastinating ass:
Photos McShoppyfats has spoken!
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1403879437935034369
But then, if anyone knew or paid any attention whatsoever to Chonky McDumbth, he would be so cancelled! Because even if right-wingers were libturds like him, America was taken by genocide from the Rightful Occupants, and then built into an economic powerhouse on the whip-scarred backs of black slaves. Those are the only two considerations. Chonky needs to be reported, blocked, banned and de-platformed!!!!1!
Ain’t gonna happen. He’s already broken Twitter’s arbitrarily enforced TOS for having multiple accounts, spamming, hate speech, aggressive following and harassment.
Well-said!
It’s also important to remember that for all his dgaf manner with the hostile media and Idiot Left, all his so-called mean-tweets, they treated all the recent “nice Republicans” the same way, turning them into monsters in their tiny sick brains. They would have turned Milquetoast Jeb into a bloody-fanged freak, just as they did his father and brother, and RINO Romney, and Ted Cruz, and anyone else supposedly in the non-Marxist camp.
The T-shirt looked like Roy Orbison at first, but then I remembered this guy.
Came across this on Facebook:
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
–You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
–Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
–We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
–You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
–We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
–You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
–We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
–We’ll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
–You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
–You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
–When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
–We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
–You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
–We’ll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
–You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
–We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”
–I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine,” “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing,” “Kum Baya,” or “We Are the World.”
–We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
–Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
Excellent!!! 🙂
Traces to Neal Boortz in 2009.
Snopes says it predates Boortz, parts of it go back to November 1999. Doesn’t mean its message is wrong, though.
Yikes! 😯
https://www.the-sun.com/news/3070657/alabama-football-player-anchor-christopher-sign-dead/
They got another one. 😱
Too much coinkidink!! 😯
A little jokey-joke:
My buddy met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double? ‘What’s that? I asked. ‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, ‘No, I haven’t.’
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘tonight’s your lucky night’. We went back to her place. We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mom…you still awake?’
AAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK!! 😯
OMG!!!!! 😯
https://twitter.com/ArthurSchwartz/status/1403412588508205058
This is pretty priceless:
https://twitter.com/PeopleWith1IQ/status/1400758496589541376
Happy Birthday, Mr. President!!
Yeah. Biden ‘won’. 😆
Biden is in serious trouble. Yikes!
Guys, be careful out there. AAAAAACKKKKKKKKK! 😯
https://twitter.com/chick4trump/status/1403437457694027778
😆
They’re all still living in your head, Fatso. 😆
https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1404252865393217540
And, they’re all more popular than you, Fatass. Still. 😂
https://twitter.com/liberals_ls/status/1403857677592186885?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1403857677592186885%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Face.mu.nu%2F
The amount of cringe is off the charts, today.
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David Hogg
@davidhogg111
Jun 11
A cicada landed on me yesterday and I threw my phone 10 feet – it landed screen down- on a staircase
I can not wait for this to be over
David Hogg
@davidhogg111
My phone survived with a few scratches- as did the cicada
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1404256338151084041
😂😂😂😂
Chonky’s “friends in Europe” were aghast at Trump, but ecstatic about the demented old pervert we’ve got now. Friends! Foreign friends. Asswhistle? 😂