A Little Green Memorial Day
Posted: May 30, 2021 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, The LGF Story | Tags: archives, BRC, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, lgf memory hole, Little Green Footballs, The Boiler Room Crew, The Sage of Culver City 129 Comments
“Even in 2003, way before Little Green Footballs was on anyone’s radar, Charles Johnson was paranoid and couldn’t trust his own few commenters to police themselves on a Memorial Day weekend, so he shut off comments on LGF for four days.” – ChenZhen
Here are some more Memorial Day memories from the BRC Archives.
[The following is in reference to (then) Senator Obama’s Memorial Day speech, which was ripped apart by others as a total fabrication. Obama’s great-uncle served in the Navy.]
Charles was once harder than anyone.
Yep. He kicked Google CEO Erich Schmidt’s ass all over the internets because he said so, and still managed to make a national day of remembrance all about Charles Foster Johnson.
The Diary of Daedalus 
https://www.facebookDOTcom/photo.php?fbid=1594608107411102&set=gm.4443988685646547&type=3
There it is.
Linky no worky. 😦
It says the waitress is missing.
Facebook ruins everything. It was a classic Crumb, full page of various illustrations around a theme. Instead of that one, here’s something muy racist from the collection called, “Snatch:”
Note: Yes, cancel culture came for the scruffy god of alternative comix, in regards to this and other drawings.
Went to a classic Greek wedding this afternoon, and it was great to see people out in public, living real lives. I danced a couple of Greek dances, and ate everything in sight. Shots of ouzo, of course. Good times!
Sounds great except the ouzo. I get sick. Same thing with tequila. 😦
Just one shot, after dinner. Won’t send you to the gutter. 🙂
You should have seen me when I tried them before. Never been so sick in my life. 😦
Just for the record, Chonky’s brother was married to another DWH that weekend. “Dick-Wielding Human,” as we say in Proper Detroit. A dude. With a penis. Just to be crystal.
Early LGF had his bio and pic. He had a career as a professional ballet dancer, so I guess he was pretty good. Better looking than fartso, too.
Charles’ homophobia becomes even more unattractive, in light of his brother’s preference.
https://twitter.com/MackBeckyComedy/status/1399036817328906240
I wouldn’t blame her if she castrated the SOB with a rusty knife.
It was her attitude. She probably deserved it.
She’s a salty one. Kid got some payback, guaranteed. Btw, this prank has been done to death on Tik-Tok – I wouldn’t be surprised if it resulted in a shooting or three.
Retreads without credits to the originals suck fosters.
Fatso considered himself a Republican back then. Turns out he was a Romney, Bush, Kasich type.
Two-faced lying asshole.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/afghan-vet-joey-jones-reflects-on-memorial-day-in-raw-twitter-thread-i-cant-drink-anymore
OMG!!!!
https://twitter.com/realchasegeiser/status/1398427487319871493
Thinking of my friend who died too young. 😦
She’s buried in Quantico National Cemetery in Virginia.
We have sons & grand-kids coming over for brunch. Woot! 🙂
Had a fabulous time with them!! 🙂
Sidebar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1399179349845233666
😂😂😂😂
The Streak Lives!!
The Idiot Left has had to pivot on this, and accept that the Wuhan lab “theory” is the most plausible thing out there. Chonky is too fat-headed to make this sudden maneuver.
Chuck was out there calling everyone racist right wing loons for connecting the dots, now he wants to hide behind “we may never know” and of course his stupidity wouldn’t be complete without throwing in Trump.
Are there tweets and posts being vaporized? Would it shock anyone?
Genocide? I missed that one.
Chuck likes to mispronounce words as well as misuse.
“Genocide,” he said. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Trump was genocidal all over the world with the Wuhan Flu.
Yeah, he’s directly responsible for 500,000 deaths, just as Chonky said. Also, he grabbed Chonky’s pussy.
He pronounces it “ginyo-seed.”
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1399462095062671360
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1399446827016015872
An LGF Memorial Day.
For all her pseudo piety, Alouette has been pretty quiet about this; I wonder if Stinky Beaumont had a private chat with her. Too bad Curious Lurker is gone. She would have ignited the swamp gas.
Check this out.
https://beforeitsnews.com/opinion-liberal/2021/05/some-more-news-uncomplicating-the-complicated-palestineisrael-conflict-2613275.html
Curious Lurker left? Didn’t hear about that one. Then again, never go over to that slow ass site anyway.
Did a search on her. I see.
She’s pushing up daisies. Kicked the bucket. Bit the big one. Fertilizer.
BTW, do I know you? 😀
What was your lizard tat?
I was Predaka, signed up there back in 2015, I think. Didn’t post much and didn’t last too long. Probably from linking my account to my Twitter.
2015?! lol. You didn’t make the official List of the Banned. 😀
Here’s the podcast link.
https://evenmorenewspodcast.com/uncomplicating-the-recent-complicated-palestineisrael-conflict-and-even-more-news-ep-145
Commenter: “Starts at 8:30. (Meaningless BS until that point)”
(Anti-Israel BS after that point.)
Cool that he’s gone full-on anti-Israel, now. Nice. If there are any Jews left posting over there, they must be insane.
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“Patriot” is actually just one letter away from being an anagram for “traitor.”
Piece of shit.
The 14 lizard lappers who updinged him are runny pieces of shit.
Croutons for brains would be an improvement
Gaslighting Fimple!
https://mobile.twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1399440897155141635
That’s an easy smackdown, but I don’t think I could stand listening to those Hamas supporters again.
I listened, I must have missed the part where they weren’t openly supporting hamas, but Fimple says I did.
The palistinians ARE hamas whether they like it or not.
Attractive bunch of geniuses, aren’t they? 😂
Chonky would fit in perfectly, if only he could fit through the door.
They all have “the look.” It hasn’t changed since I was in college.
“The Look” that simply states, “unfuckable and mentally-ill.” 😆
Yeah, there were a lot of them in A2 when I was there. Somehow, they have managed to reproduce. Asexual reproduction?
That’s the one.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1399608596720091136
Chonky is frens with Sulu, and they are both still obsessed with Trump, even as Biden wreaks havoc on the country and stumbles toward the Old Deranged Folks Home. Keep it up, guys! You’re doing great work, and eventually the world will start paying you for it. 😆
Lost another fine entertainer the other day, the mellow-sounding B.J. Thomas. “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head” was his biggest hit, but he had a bunch of them.
😂😂😂😂
lol. Snope says the story is false, despite the actual headlines.
“However, these articles were not contradictory in content, and they were presented in a misleading manner in the above example to make them seem so.”
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cnn-articles-on-hydroxychloroquine/
YES BUT
Snopes is hopeless! I presented the findings of the big study on Hydroxychloroquine awhile ago, done by my BIL, which found the drug to be very helpful in treating Covid. The medical journals tried to stonewall his study, until one of them finally printed it, and then the MSM ignored it almost entirely.
😂😂😂😂
Fauxi’s been busy. He has a book to be released around November. 😆
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9640605/Fauci-cashes-COVID-Doctor-release-book-TRUTH-appear-Disney-backed-documentary.html
Yep.
Trump boat parade yesterday. LOVE IT!! 🙂
“MAGA ain’t over, baby!”
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/victoria-taft/2021/05/31/theyre-trying-to-kill-me-a-portland-antifa-death-squad-goes-head-hunting-for-andy-ngo-and-somebody-gets-a-beatdown-n1451079
Looks like they nearly killed Andy Ngo, the bravest journalist of our time. Hope he breaks his silence soon.
Animals! Karma is a bitch and I pray she smites these sub-humans!!!
Gussy’s checked out again. 😆
Saw this too late
Gus is hiding again with a case of Ripple
I hope it’s not Ripple. Considering they stopped making that fizzy alcopop in the ‘80’s, it wouldn’t be at its peak, most likely. On the other hand, probably better than Sterno.
Fermented Fimple piss, aged in old Mountain Dew 2 liter plastic bottles.
He’s back, and mostly focused on the pet adoption thing. Except for the occasional slip:
Temporary #TwitterGulag maybe.
We watched the 7-episode miniseries over the longish weekend, and it really is a quality production. Nice twists. Winslett is in rare form, in a very non-glam role.
In case you missed it the other day, Fatass jumped on Twitter right after the show aired with assholish spoilers, and was roundly smacked for it by the few losers who see his crap. He got pissy and took down the spoiler posts, although he was “sure the info is all over the internet by now.” 😂😂😂😄
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1399903222253432834
That IS a spoiler, Fatass. By definition. And you were wrong about it during the series, and now you still cling to that wrong opinion. Because you’re stupid. 😆
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1399921427999035406
The priest was troubled, but it’s you who are creepy as hell. Why don’t you show yourself? Without the mask, with a new pic of your blobfish-face. 😆
Listen to this carefully. There may be questions asked.
This video may explain it more clearly.
Gus is hiding in his pillow fort again
He’s back. For now. 🙂
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1399890902215282690
Chonky is trying to rewrite history so that Byrd was NOT a member of the KKK? Why don’t you go edit his Wikipedia page, Fatass?
“Byrd’s political career spanned more than sixty years. He first entered the political arena by organizing and leading a local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan in the 1940s”
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/23879_A_Klan_President
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/14921_Byrd_Backpedals
Someone should tweet the 2nd link to Pollack. 1st linky no worky.
The 1st link is not dead. The post was memory-holed for some *ahem* reason, but I bet I know someone who has it…
*dialing the BRC hotline*
BTW, Pollak decided to ignore all things Fuckface once Andrew Breitbart passed on. Prior to that I traded a couple emails with him, about what, I don’t remember.
A few months ago coldwarrior expressed interest in the BlogMock Radio show when Andrew called in, and I have the audio file and transcript and forwarded it. I emailed Pollak about the same time and asked if Big Journalism wanted them for their archives, never heard back.
The Ohio mask mandate ends today. Woot!
https://twitter.com/maxniederhofer/status/1399946332517933057
Fauci needs to resign.
Heard Kroger’s is giving away free groceries for proof of VidVax and the OH guv upped it by offering free college vouchers. West Virginia is giving away rifles.
For ISTE….
not a problem now but wen they were kittens I had to make sure the whole cat wasn’t in the fridge.
Please still be careful. As you can see above, cats are sneaky.
Paging Bunk.
article/23879_A_Klan_President got memory holed however…..
https://web.archive.org/web/20070105102916/http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/
scroll down and
He’s a lying liar who lies. Also, the whiniest little bitch on the web:
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1399414533177974784?s=20
😭😭😭😭
Awwwwwwwwwww! Poor baby doesn’t like it when he gets censored.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1400146498030084102
LMAO! THAT WAS THE EDITED VERSION OF RODAN’S RANT AGAINST SOME ONLINE JIHADISTS!!!
*don’t ask how I know this*
😆 😆
Comments are off. 😀
Since Rodan was getting credible death threats from the people he was talking to (who were conveniently scrubbed) and Charles doxxed him on LGF, and Curious Lurker had contacts and offered to get them to pay Rodan a visit, I’d say that video, posted on Little Green Footballs, constitutes hate speech AND terrorist threats. Perhaps YouTube should be re-alerted.
People need to let Twitter know this AND that Fatso spams tweets by just changing the subject but attaching the same crap over and over.
Cool. Utoob gets the blame courtesy of loyal lizardlapper Danzig.
https://twitter.com/danzig138/status/1400149687932534784
Nice find. I started to look for it but I had to end my sleep break at about 3AM. Here’s the link that Charles included in the post:
https://web.archive.org/web/20070108233323/http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070104/D8MEHCN02.html
Last paragraph:
“The Senate, as is typical, will get off to a slower start than the House, where rules and practice permit speedy debate and ensure tight majority power control over the agenda. After passage of a series of routine resolutions – including elevating 89-year-old Sen. Robert Byrd, D-W.Va., as President Pro Tempore, third in the line of presidential succession – the Senate floor will open up for speeches about the upcoming session.”
God Bless Nil Stooge. 😀
Well, it IS LGBTQ month!
That’s Steve Vai on guitar.
Not Fatass? 😂
That may be the lineup he tried out for, but I’m not sure when George Duke moved on and picked at the leftovers.
BTW, Steve Vai was in an apartment in San Diego with cardboard boxes for furniture when he started writing transcripts of Zappa’s solos and sent them to Studio Z. He was able to play them, too, so FZ brought him on.
Steve Vai is to Chonky’s soulless noodling, what Victor Davis Hanson is to his mindless raving. 😂
Athletic prowess! 😃
Penis penis penis, um no.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/locked-in-a-room-with-his-full-erection-women-speak-out-about-gender-laws-allowing-men-in-womens-prisons