Little Green Footballs – Breaking News Daily


269 Comments on “Little Green Footballs – Breaking News Daily”

  1. poteen2 says:

    From bikes to top tier political blog to……pies. Way to go Charlie. Your site’s been hijacked by the evil, extremist geriatric pot pie people..

  2. Octopus says:

    God, remember when it was 2003, and LGF was firing on all cylinders? Compare and contrast the old version with the new one, just for a moment. 😂😂😂😂

  3. Octopus says:

    Two episodes is not a binge, Fatass. And your recommendation isn’t going to make anyone watch it. More people won’t watch it now, based on your endorsement, and The Streak.

  4. Octopus says:

    You racist! 😆

    The silence from the professional race-baiting class of hustlers in regards to the ongoing black-on-black massacre in Chicago and other large cities is deafening.

  5. Octopus says:

    The Idiot Left, and their cohorts in the putrefying Never Trump swamp, are terrified of any real investigation being done into the massive fraud of the 2020 election. Just talking about it makes them even more hysterical than usual. What are you worried about, guys? 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    “Backwoods nutcases.” That’s a pretty huge swathe of American society you’re calling insane, Fatass. Can they be kept from voting, in all future elections?

    • poteen2 says:

      Backwoods nutcases can catch their own fresh salmon and cook it to perfection by the river. Charlie needs a microwave and a recipe and still screws it up.

      • Bunk X says:

        Backwoods Nutcase 1: “Well, he’s entitled to his opinion.”
        Backwoods Nutcase 2: “We’ll never know.”

  7. Octopus says:

    https://www.koin.com/is-portland-over/keep-portland-weird-slogan-originator-says-city-not-as-weird/

    Portland has basically committed suicide as a city, in the past few years, but nowhere in this article do they even mention the official acceptance of total anarchy that has led to the total destruction of their formerly-charming downtown area. They’re blaming Covid, for crissakes. 😆

  8. Octopus says:

    Not sure if this link will work, but it’s about people who have no intention of dropping their masks anytime soon.

  9. rightymouse says:

  10. rightymouse says:

    Gates is turning out to be quite the creepy creep! 😯

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  12. rightymouse says:

    Yep…

  13. Octopus says:

    https://www.westernjournal.com/report-bill-gates-much-closer-relationship-jeffrey-epstein-previously-revealed/

    I believe Gates was all-in, on the Pedo Island thing. There’s a lot of smoke, and now a lot of 🔥. Money can only buy you so much silence, when the shit has already hit the fan.

  14. rightymouse says:

    SICK! 😦

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  16. Octopus says:

    https://ktrh.iheart.com/featured/michael-berry/content/2018-08-03-maxine-waters-lives-in-45-million-mansion-outside-her-district/

    Maxine lives in a $45M mansion far from the district she supposedly represents. Are you shocked to your core? 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    No, Fatass, they’re actively trying to suppress conservative voices, and everyone but you knows it. The problem is, there’s a huge mass of people out there who have taken their red pills and know they’ve been disenfranchised by the government, and they look for and promote alternative views to the left-wing bilge your side spews endlessly,

    Btw, Chonky, have you noticed what a total disaster Biden’s been, pretending to be President? Yeah, I know…it’s stunning. Everything bad we conservatives feared has happened, with more disasters to come. Are you happy?

  18. rightymouse says:

    Having a hard time wrapping my brain around this. 😯

  19. rightymouse says:

    • Bunk X says:

      TWD new season lineup?

      • Octopus says:

        If you make a show TOO scary, you risk driving away all but the hardcore horror fans, who are really a small minority of desensitized freaks. This cast of characters will breed too many nightmares, imho. Lighten up, TWD producers!

  20. rightymouse says:

    Asperger’s Syndrome…

  21. rightymouse says:

    101 uses for water balloons…

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  23. rightymouse says:

    I think I’ll pass.

    • Octopus says:

      None for me, either. Unless I’m starving to death, in which case I’ll have the turtle.

      • rightymouse says:

        I had boiled eel in a Chinese soup when I was a kid in Bangkok. It was horrible. My Dad had to eat the rest of the soup to save face with our host who was Chinese. It was so yucky!!!

        • Octopus says:

          I’ve heard some people really like eel, but I’m a hard no on that. Unless, like I said, it’s life or death. Then I’d eat some human. 😆

  24. rightymouse says:

    😆 BARF is an unfortunate acronym for “Biologically Appropriate Raw Food”

  25. rightymouse says:

    Fatso wants a Twitter “tip” button. 😆

  26. dezzez says:

    Charles Scrotum Neck Johnson’s said what?

  27. Octopus says:

    https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/JSIxxwDeStKL36Dx8vz7vA.cR-FPR_rtID2vzP4TkMZYm

    I’ve been binging on Crumb stuff this week. Especially the big-legged women. 😅

    Just remembered a fascinating part of the documentary, which is the story of his brother. Also a cartoonist, but he slipped gradually into mental illness, while his drawing got stranger and stranger. Rather disturbing.

  28. Octopus says:

    Truth!

  29. Octopus says:

    “I played gigs with Al Jarreau!” 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    https://newsthud.com/umm-chicago-mayor-lori-lightfoot-refuses-to-do-interviews-with-white-reporters/

    The horrible Gollum running Chicago into the ground refuses to do interviews with white reporters. Unreal.

  31. rightymouse says:

  32. rightymouse says:

    Good! Dewhine needs to do the same thing for Ohio.

  33. rightymouse says:

    What a weird thing to say! 🙄

  34. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  35. rightymouse says:

    Yep.

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  38. Octopus says:

    Couple of groovy HSN fails here, akin to everything Chonky’s done since 2009. 😂

  39. Octopus says:

    Still hiding your neck-pannus under the sweaty mask, Fatass? And you insist vaccinated Congresspersons carry on the charade?

    Of course you do. You’re just that brilliant. 😂

  40. Octopus says:

    Ian Dury was one of the great British characters of rock and roll. Partially-disabled by polio, he carried on with his life in the most confident, fuck-it-all manner, and became a legend.

    • Bunk X says:

      He’s got those heroin eyes, too.
      BTW, today is Joey Ramone’s birthday. He’d have been 70.

      • Octopus says:

        “1-2-3-4!”

        I remember the first time I heard the Ramones, at some party in high school. I believe the host had been blasting the Village People, right before. That seems really weird, now. At first I hated the sound of the Ramones, but after 2-3 songs, I got into it. Loved them ever since, through all their slight changements and adjustages, with different producers — they were always still the Ramones, instantly identifiable, and rockin’.

        • Bunk X says:

          A couple of my roommates were into the punk / new wave stuff when I was still coming out of my country rock phase. Then I heard the Ramones and laughed my ass off because I got what they were doing – 3-chord 1960s garage band, only louder. Acid Eaters is possibly their best album.
          Awesome happens at 01:06.

  41. ISTE says:

    LOL, just LOL 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      😀 😀 😀
      I don’t remember who it was that was mocking BB’s hair, but when he started wearing the knit beanie to get her off his back I lost it.

      • Bunk X says:

        Maybe Charles should hit Barrett’s Tip Jar.

        • Bunk X says:

          Raincoaster posted this. She is a self-described marxist, was deep into Anonymous in Vancouver at the time. She helped troubleshoot some blog troubles on the mothership (she used to be WordPress tech support). Last convo I had with her she called me a nazi and I sent her a goatse in response.

  42. Octopus says:

    https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/asian-woman-attacked-on-bart-in-san-francisco/

    Gus tweeted about this, another case of White Supremacy bashing on Asians due to Trump’s calling the Covid “Chinese, because it’s from China,” Except, like every other case, it’s a black guy beating on a female Asian, and really won’t do for The Great Narrative.

  43. rightymouse says:

    😆

  44. rightymouse says:

    LOVE Candace!! 🙂

  45. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆 😯

  46. rightymouse says:

    Yep!

  47. rightymouse says:

    Good grief!! 😯

  48. Octopus says:

    https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2021/05/20/the-dirty-little-secret-of-anti-asian-violence-and-how-the-left-stopped-talking-about-it-n1448403

    PJ Media, the company that chit-canned Chonky when they found out he was a useless twat, has a story today about the thing I’ve been writing about for a month or so: the abandonment of the Asian Victim Saga, as perpetrated by Trump-inspired White Supremos. Nah, bro. The perps are all black, and they’ve been at this for years, prompting MSM-coverups. Nice try, though. Keep helping BLM. Maybe they’ll eat you last…

  49. Octopus says:

    https://redstate.com/jeffc/2021/05/20/ilhan-omar-throws-a-hissy-fit-over-being-criticized-for-israel-remarks-n384041

    Bro-Fo Omar is having a madz, because she got minor pushback about calling Israel terrorists for defending themselves from a rain of rockets from Hamas. 😆

  50. Octopus says:

    Righteous remix!

  51. Octopus says:

    This has been posted here before, but it still cracks me up. 😂

  52. rightymouse says:

  53. rightymouse says:

    LOVE this!!

  54. rightymouse says:

    Have no idea if this is real. 😆

  55. rightymouse says:

    For the dudes. 🙂

  56. rightymouse says:

  57. rightymouse says:

    This is OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. Bunk X says:

    • Bunk X says:

      • Bunk X says:

        Brad “Woosie” Allen’s bullshit approval numbers was retweeted by Oliver Willis.

        • Octopus says:

          “Two-Lunch Ollie,” they call him. And by “they,” I mean Fatass McChonkyville, who used that fat-shaming epithet for several years before he flipped his lid, and became one with the Stoopedverse. Also, “they” is the preferred pronoun, of people so fat they need to buy more than one airline ticket. Not to mention, Chonky is immensely-fat, like a prize pig some obsessive Iowa farmboy is raising to win the Biggest Hog Contest. Does that farmboy enjoy carnal knowledge of that big pink porker? You betcha. SQUEEEEEEEEE!

          • Bunk X says:

            I follow Big Ollie for the lulz. He’s a moron, but when Chuck gets too touchy-feely with him I toss out a little reminder.

          • Octopus says:

            SQUEEEEE! 😂

          • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

            This is why you are awesome, Bunk. I sleep better knowing you keep harpooning fatass. Right to his face, virtually.

          • Bunk X says:

            lol. When someone say’s “Hey, Bunk! How are you?” my canned response is “I’m entirely too bitchin’ for words.”
            I other words, I lie. 😀

  59. Bunk X says:

    The kids asked him questions such as “Are you a soldier?”, “Why are you doing this?”, “Are you going to hurt us?”, and “Are you going to hurt the bus driver?” 😀
    https://notthebee.com/article/man-hijacks-school-bus-full-of-children-gets-frustrated-and-lets-everyone-go-because-the-kids-wont-stop-asking-him-questions

  60. dezzez says:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1395908464413712389
    Greenwald really cut fat-ass deep with the truth, but being a self-centered, morally bankrupt simpleton, Chunk keeps picking at the scab.
    Give it up blubber butt, you might have a small following of equally shallow mental midgets swallowing your excrement, but most people know you for what you are and have zero sympathy for you.

    • Bunk X says:

      Chuck’s been consistent with his hatred for Greenwald. I don’t remember what started it, but Captain Fimple always manages to claim to be a victim of “attacks”.

      08829208 37807 18 Charles Tue, Dec 28, 2010 7:08:10pm
      re: #13 Killgore Trout

      I think it’s a little unfair still pining Glenn Greenwald’s creepiness on the left. He is kinda all over the map.

      True – but he’s been adopted by the left, and they just don’t seem to notice the wrap-around effect.

  61. Octopus says:

    Picked this smut up on EBay the other day – looking forward to its arrival! 😄

    • Bunk X says:

      When the high school yearbook photos were taken, three guys and one girl changed their surnames on the ID cards. When the yearbook was published, James Snatch, William Snatch Jerry Snatch & Jennifer Snatch were all in the same row.

  62. Octopus says:

    Speaking of pussies:

    I’m using “traumatized” in a very loose way, I know, because it’s just a TV show. But it touched on some deep shit.
    9 hours ago
    “Mare of Easttown” is going to some very dark places. Just rewatched the latest because I was honestly a little traumatized by it.

    😂😂😂😂

  63. Octopus says:

    Send out the bat-signal for ISTE!!

    Gus is doing good work, trying to help the furry little orphans. 😄

  64. Octopus says:

    He scared of da bugs! 😱

  65. rightymouse says:

  66. Octopus says:

    Hey, ladies! 😱😂

    https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/8Yz8lLdyRAyjgTEgTZmohw.acxqMPeg0BErMSMMi36Eeu

    He’s got a fine self-image, does Crumb.

  67. rightymouse says:

  68. rightymouse says:

    Gussy’s hiding again. 😆

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  69. Octopus says:

    He’s not letting it go! 😂

  70. Octopus says:

    What obvious racism, Shit-For-Brains? Give one or two examples, before you crawl back into your butthole. 😄

  71. Octopus says:

    I like this guy. He’s doing basic journalism, like Andy Ngo. So rare these days!

      • Octopus says:

        See?! I keep telling the family, the bear cubs are cute as hell, and look like puppies, or even more lovey than puppies. From now on, I show them this clip. Bears are bears, and they’re not to be fucked with, no matter how big or small they are. Unless you’re prepared to throw some serious lead downrange. Then you can fuck with them.

        • Bunk X says:

          They’re smarter than dogs, too.

        • poteen2 says:

          My late little sister used to work at the Lion Country Safari nursery. She would bring home the cute little cubs and such cuz they had to be fed off hours.The lion and tiger and bear cubs(oh my!) were all playful 10lb fur balls. When she brought home the bear I stopped by after a softball game, drunk as I could be. After a few seconds playing with the cub she had to save me as I was starting to look like someone from a Freddy Krueger movie. Very sharp claws on the little ones I discovered.

  72. Bunk X says:

    Gus has gone dark again. Guess I’ll have to read the archives for now.
    12 years ago today:

    07211598 33727 612 Gus 802 Fri, May 22, 2009 5:45:28pm
    Got to go get some “supplies.”
    Back later on…

  73. Octopus says:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Supersuckers

    How much I love this rock band, I will not embarrass meself. I just do. They came to me back in the ’90’s, along with the great Social Distortion, Butthole Surfers, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and a passel of other young rock bands who appreciated my longtime Detroit punks like Iggy Pop, and the legions of imitators. The Supersuckers, to me, were a fusion of ZZ Top and all the garage-band mushers of Motown. And we had legions of them, at least one garage band in every well-groomed suburban neighborhood. I was just talking about this on Facebook, with my old neighborhood weed-dealer, who also rocked out on electric guitar daily in his garage, with a circulating cast of ne’er do wells and really did wells, later on. Steve Smith turned me onto ELP’s “Brain Salad Surgery,” which he would blast in his finished basement before myself and my friends, accompanying the music on his own, after we finished a couple of high-quality joints. Steve had a major breakdown of the panic-type, a year or so after I saw him last in high school, and had to go to the hospital thinking he wasb dying. He was fine, just a bit too high. Now he’s a really good guy, who lucked into a good wife with a lucrative school-teaching career, and he helps out by giving guitar lessons to youngsters who can pay, and others who can’t pay. He was an only child, and his parents gifted him the house right down the street from my childhood home. I would love to go over one day, with my daughter’s extra guitar, and ask him for a lesson.

  74. rightymouse says:

  75. rightymouse says:

    Awwwwwwwwww….

  76. rightymouse says:

  77. rightymouse says:

    Don’t read or watch Fox News if you don’t like them. I never watch CNN, MSNBC etc. Censorship is very bad, you commie fascist twat.

    • Bunk Strutts says:

      Parrot says “Peanut.”
      Four O’Clock by Price Day always comes to mind with these fools.

      • rightymouse says:

        Are you talking about the war correspondent?

        • Bunk X says:

          No, it was a short story made into a Twilight Zone episode.
          “A very obsessed man wants to expose evil in the world, investigating people he sees as murderers, subversives, perverts and communists, then attempting to ruin their lives.”
          And it backfires on him.

          • Octopus says:

            I looked up “Four O’Clock,” and I remember that one. The parrot was on to the crazy old coot. 😃

  78. Octopus says:

    This is the longest Gus has gone dark in a decade. Here’s hoping he’s fine, and using his time in a constructive manner. 😃

    • rightymouse says:

      He may be cleaning up his twitter feed. 🙂

      • dezzez says:

        “Must protect the precious, tricksy tweeters reports me”
        Imagine the most important thing in your life being a Twitter account not worth the time of day.

        • Bunk X says:

          I hope we’re not the reason he got spooked. We’re rooting for him. Sorta.

          • dezzez says:

            Doubt it was us, his mouth is my prime suspect.

          • Octopus says:

            I’m totally rooting for him. Kick the bad habits, or at least put them on a short leash. Regain the ol’ work ethic, take care of your body better, and live your third act with a degree of grace and responsibility. Dump the shitty libturd politics for good, and vote accordingly, in local and national elections. Is all that asking too much? Probably. But, one step at a time.

  79. Octopus says:

    I don’t think he got banned or suspended. He’s been cranky and hate-y towards the libturds, though, so who knows? I hope he just took a break from the rat-race in the sewer. 😂

  80. Octopus says:

    I watched six hours of golf today – that’s a first for me. 😂

    Congrats to Old Man Mickelson, who’s 12 years younger than me. That was epic. Btw, I watched about three hours of him playing yesterday. So, nine hours total. What?! 😱👍🏻

  81. Octopus says:

    Tragic state.

    • Bunk X says:

      Venice Beach was always a bit sketchy, but it was fun sketchy, not like it is now.

      • Octopus says:

        When I was there, a few years ago, there was no tent city and rampant bum population, at least not visibly. I watched some muscleheads work out for a minute, including several incredibly fit women, having a chin-up contest. Now, it looks like a highway underpass in any major Western US city, re-located to the beach. Sad. And so unnecessary!

  82. dezzez says:

    Fatso is selling his comics, artisan cheese(store brand Velveeta) cheese has a price.

    • Bunk X says:

      I think there’s a near-mint copy of Race Detective Comics around somewhere.

      • Octopus says:

        Chonky has tried to sell his crappy comics before, and I suspect he had zero success, as he will now. His comics are all covered in cheese and urine-stained. All the ads for muscle-building programs and X-Ray Specs are circled in ink. No thanks, dude.

  83. dezzez says:

    Bulls**t!

  84. ISTE says:

    Just wondering. what other ASCII character Charles would prefer to delimit a string.

    • Bunk X says:

      Sounds like he’s about to fuggup his blog again.

    • ISTE says:

      Having worked on machines using Baudot and EBCIDC seeing a comma is a fucking luxury!

      • Octopus says:

        Commas are important! They can mean the difference between, “Let’s eat, Grandma,” and “Let’s eat Grandma.”

        Use your commas wisely.