He’s an expert. He wears a mask. At home. Alone.

 Couple of things you missed, Charles.

California’s Trail of Tiers.

Absurd.


166 Comments on “He’s an expert. He wears a mask. At home. Alone.”

  1. Octopus says:

    And Florida is wide open now, while California cowers in fear (like Michigan, under the witch), and our “Trust The Science” a-holes in charge have caused much worse COVID numbers and economic damage to our states.

  2. Octopus says:

    I saw an old man walking his dog today, nobody within 100 yards in any direction, wearing a frickin’ mask. I wanted to stop the car and yell at him to take the stupid, useless thing off, but of course I didn’t. I just shook my head and thought about how dogs must think we’ve all lost our minds, with the masks obstructing our breathing and smelling apparatus.

  3. Octopus says:

    I made thawed salmon and spinach for dinner tonight. You’ll never believe how I thawed it, and then cooked it perfectly — I turned on the oven to 450, and put the fillets in with a little butter and seasoning. If you’ve made as many salmon meals as I have, it’s simple to tell when it’s ready to eat. It’s opaque. “Opa-kew,” as Chonky would say.

    • rightymouse says:

      Hubby grilled chicken. In the rain. I roasted some veggies and heated mac’n’cheese. Yummy dinner. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Sounds awesome! She made the meatloaf and mashed potatoes tonight, one of my all-time faves. Such great comfort food!

        We’re doing our Mexican fiesta on Friday night, when the kids are here. Need to buy some good tequila!

  4. Octopus says:

    Here’s a real gem:

  5. Octopus says:

    “Big-ass project, in my office.” 😆

    Note: Fatass is unemployed, and begs broke millenials for money endlessly, which they refuse to give him. Then he complains that his relief check is too small, and too late. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      I wish he had a podcaset.
      “Hello. I am Charles Johnson. I am a bigass project.”

      • Octopus says:

        I heard a Mike Rowe podcast a few weeks ago where he said he liked to change the meaning of “big-ass” phrases, so that the ass-part refers to the second part, rather than being attached to the big. I.e., a “big-ass wedding” would be read, “big ass-wedding.” Applied in this case, Chonky would be saying he was a “big ass-project.” Definitely more apt. 😂

  6. Octopus says:

    Gus is apparently converting his twitter-war into a pet adoption agency. I like the new direction, sir! Keep it up. Any extra cats, send them to ISTE. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      He likes planes and old muscle cars, too, but like you observed (and he’s admitted) he’s definitely SULM material.

      • Octopus says:

        He has hinted about being a part of such a dysfunctional drunken relationship, with his latest roommate. Is there a Denver Pepto-Bismol Palace?

        • Bunk X says:

          I remember the thermostat wars that resulted in the visqueen barrier, but I missed the stuff about his current roommate (except for the Ritz crackers thievery).

  7. Octopus says:

    And THIS is the Chonk Social Network, this bit of smoking crater over here that smells like really old cheese. lol and shit. Please send me money, you guys! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      The stinkier the better!! 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        Nothing for scale in that pic, lookst to be about 3-feet tall. Found this in the meanwhile.

      • Bunk X says:

        Rural town of Noto in Ishikawa, Japan

        Standing at an impressive 29 feet wide, 13 feet tall, and a whopping 42 feet long, the giant squid monument, embodying the town’s aquatic calling card, cost roughly $228,181 or roughly 25 million yen, built with the intention of drawing in tourists once the pandemic is over, Kotaku reported.

        Meanwhile here’s “Split-Rocker,” by Jeff Koons, will bloom in May at Glenstone in Potomac, Md.

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 Fatso deleted that tweet.

  8. rightymouse says:

  9. rightymouse says:

    LOVE THIS! 😆

  10. rightymouse says:

  11. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  12. rightymouse says:

    My daily boob gif. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      She will be a great Mom! And soon.

      • Bunk X says:

        Kid will have stretch marks around his mouth.

        • Octopus says:

          And belly! But yum 🤤.

          • Bunk X says:

            A friend’s wife liked to air her pups by the pool after a certain number of beers. She was fun. I sinned with her once, then came to my senses, decided I didn’t want to wake up with a shotgun barrel up my nose.

          • Octopus says:

            Boobs can make you do bad things. Reminds me of a guy I knew in college, who once told me, “Looks and personality are great things in a girl, but a chick with big tits is always fun in bed.” So sexist! 😆

      • poteen2 says:

        And a concussion.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Go see a shrink.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Coco Austin with her daughter. All I can say is Ice-T has some major rump to pump. Good lord. 😯

  15. Octopus says:

    Such a badass! 😂😂😂💩

  16. Octopus says:

    Nobody trouble Chonky with the looooong list of conservatives who’ve been persecuted by Twitter and Facebook. 😂

  17. poteen2 says:

    Bah. Biffed that

  18. Octopus says:

    Facebook bites the big one.

    • Bunk X says:

      I’m proud to say I won at Facebook Fact Check. Some of us were posting stuff just to see how many tags we’d get. I won with 9.

  19. Octopus says:

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-candace-owens-running-mate/

    An intriguing pairing, for sure. OOHH, the angst amongst the PC-Woke-Racists! ::lol:

    I don’t know how Trump is going to overcome the pernicious forces arrayed against him, but having a great running-mate would be a very good start. Does Candace have any real skeletons clanking around in her closet? Seems we would have heard of them, by now. I mean, the Idiot Left will just lie and make up a ton of shit, but has anyone heard of anything substantive? I will see what I can find. Give me the sanitation suit, I’m going in.

  20. rightymouse says:

  21. rightymouse says:

    😆

  22. rightymouse says:

    Holy crap! Has anyone heard about this?

  23. rightymouse says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso needs to get on board with the Donkey love!

      • Octopus says:

        I’m old enough to remember when Fatass was a staunch defender of all things Cheney. Seems like it was only yesterday… 😆

        He’s right about these two ambitious quislings being terrible, though. Neither one has a chance in hell of being elected to any office higher than the ones they currently hold. Classic, shit-eating RINOs.

  24. rightymouse says:

    Fake news ratings have sucked since Biden. So, duh…

    • rightymouse says:

      Trump lives on in Fatso’s brain too… 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        Trump is a former President. He’s a former fucker. Therefore the current POTUS is a fucker also.

        • Octopus says:

          Biden is a sniffing, groping pedo who raped a young staff-member. Other than that, he’s a wonderful human being. Well…there’s the traitorous corruption, but let’s not dwell on the little things. No mean tweets!

  25. rightymouse says:

    Fatso reposted his BS about DoD. Too funny!!

  26. Octopus says:

    Here’s some good old-fashioned rock for youse:

  27. Octopus says:

    I’m a bad person, because I giggled while reading this story. Check out his credentials and philosophy, about which the grizzly had zero fucks to give. 😂

    https://gripped.com/gripped-outdoors/alberta-man-killed-in-suspected-bear-attack/

    • Bunk X says:

      Alaska Magazine had advice for those hiking in bear country. Wear jingle bells so as not to surprise the bears, and always carry pepper spray. It also said it’s important to know what kind of bears are nearby, and to examine any spoor you find. Brown bear scat is golf-ball sized, has nut shells, leaves and twigs in it. Grizzly bear scat is larger, smells like pepper spray and contains jingle bells.

      • Octopus says:

        😆 That’s it. And the scariest, killingest ones are the old grizzled vets who have lost a step, but can still outrun a human to the nearest climbable tree. Reminds of that GREAT documentary, “Grizzly Man,” about Timmy Treadwell, friend to grizzlies, and then snack to grizzly, along with his girlfriend.

        Also reminds me of the time we visited the grizzly rescue attraction, I think it was in Wyoming. There was this huge bear lounging in the pond, playing and working out with a big log. Suddenly, he got a wild hair, threw the log about fifteen feet through the air, and came out of the water at full speed, running up a steep hill to go look at something on the other side. This bear was about 800 lbs of playful energy, and I’ll never forget his instant acceleration, and ability to run uphill at about 30 mph. Everyone watching just turned and looked at each other, like, “Whoa.”

        • Bunk X says:

          Wasn’t that Timmy guy the one who claimed to communicate with “Mr. Chocolate”? He and his girlfriend got kinda eaten… on camera.

          • Octopus says:

            Yes, that was him. And then you had Werner Herzog, the director, sharing some very stark insights on Nature at the end. Chilling words of warning, for those who mistake real bears for cuddly teddy bears 🧸.

          • Bunk X says:

            Reminds me of the book “Into the Wild.” Invincible kid abandons everything for the wilderness and step-by-step makes all the wrong decisions. I think it was made into a movie.
            He was starving in Alaska, then found some edible berries. Local native women ate the berries to lose weight. Body was found in an abandoned bus.

          • Octopus says:

            Read that book, and saw the movie. One of my favorite authors, Jon Krakauer. The kid actually killed a moose, but didn’t know how to smoke and preserve the meat, which could have kept him alive. And then, he was scarfing down the semi-poisonous berries, which helped to waste him. Sad story. He got bad advice about the evils of Western society from someone, which led him to give all his money and belongings away to try and Thoreau it in one of the least-habitable regions on Earth.

          • Bunk X says:

            Come to think of it, I saw the movie, too. Lot of interviews with people who gave him bush survival tips that he ignored.

  28. dezzez says:

    Fatty wants a beg button!

  29. Octopus says:

    Gus turned crime reporter last night. He’s really searching for his niche. What’s the over/under on how long it takes him to get back to “owning the libs?”

  30. Octopus says:

    I’m sure you’ll get it all ironed-out in no time, Chonky. You’re a whiz-kid! 😆

    It’s weird, though, how a befuddled amateur like you feels superior to code written by teams of professionals who’ve been writing code since they were 8. Obviously, any faults would be on their side, given your exper-tice.

  31. Octopus says:

    She’s rich and single, boys. Throw your hat in the ring!

  32. rightymouse says:

  33. rightymouse says:

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm………..

    • Octopus says:

      Fascinating. News about their marriage has been trickling out, and it’s not good news. He’s a creep. Surprised? 🤨

      • rightymouse says:

        At some level, I am surprised that he’s turning out to be a pig.

        • Octopus says:

          Not me. Give a scruffy-looking nerd some billions, watch out. He’s got revenge for past slights on his agenda.

          • rightymouse says:

            Women of questionable character come out in droves for wealthy men. My ex-boss (who I still work for) is on his 3rd wife. She’s the ultimate dingbat gold-digger. But, as he told me years ago, “she’s good in bed”. Men can be fools when it comes to sex.

          • Octopus says:

            Women, too. I’ve known some real doozies over the years, that were always looking for their next conquest. They were not necessarily up for grabs, but definitely open to offers. Homewreckers, Inc.

  34. rightymouse says:

    For Bunk.. 🙂

  35. rightymouse says:

    • Octopus says:

      The “White Supremacy Asian-Hate Meme” was not well-served by the fact that EVERY act of violence towards Asians that was newsworthy was perpetrated by a black person. You notice that particular tangent has been abandoned by the Idiot-Left MSM. 😂

      • rightymouse says:

        The only one I remember done by a white guy recently was against a Chinese woman in SF who beat the crap out of him.

  36. Octopus says:

    https://www.outkick.com/transgender-weightlifter-closes-in-on-a-spot-in-the-olympics/

    Chick-Man is going to kick some ass at the Olympics. Whoopty-do.

  37. rightymouse says:

    It’s stupid to wear a mask indoors or outside if you’ve been vaccinated. Idiot. Besides, masks don’t work against the virus anyway.